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>>1004037
How the fuck do you fall asleep while posting this.
No.1004042
>>1004038
by being tired
Man of Steel #4
No.1004050
>Which boy?
>This boy?
>Me boy?
When did they let Dr Sues write comics
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>>1004047
I do not like the art or writing in this series.
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>>1004091
Yeah its real bad but there are some good reacts atleast
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No.1004127
>>1004103
Oh shit yes, I love Riccardo Federici. His artstyle reminds me of an old issue of 2000AD I have from the early 90s.
No.1004129
>>1004050
Have you heard of Bendis?
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>>1004171
So the only thing I have ever known about batwoman is that she is lesbo, no clue about her origins. Has she just always sucked as a character?
No.1004195
>>1004187
Yes, pretty much or atleast modern versions of the character old school Batwoman is alright
No.1004197
Batman Prelude to the Wedding: Red Hood vs. Anarky
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Cave Carson has a Interstellar Eye #4
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No.1004637
Thanks for the storytime mate.
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>>1004046
>2nd pic
That face Superman makes works well for a reaction image.
That was pretty good OP. Thanks for the storytime!
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No.1005372
I dont know if you guys have seen this but they teased a future Jon costume/appearance
No.1005374
>>1005372
Jon and LoSH when or even Superboy book for that matter
No.1005375
>>1005372
He better not end up becoming Superboy Prime 2.0
No.1005403
>>1005372
why did they make him that tumblr brown race?
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No.1005494
>>1005372
What's with this trend of superhero suits that are basically a t-shirt, pants, boots and gauntlets?
No.1005498
>>1005494
>of superhero suits that are basically a t-shirt, pants, boots and gauntlets?
Because its taticool and "realistic"
No.1005502
>>1005403
Some artists tend to start with a darker color and add lighter colors for the purpose of adding light values… I'm hoping it might be that.
No.1005507
>>1005494
Easy to cosplay.
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No.1005593
>>1005589
Wait excuse me but wasn't there like a comic that was supposed to come out 6/25?
No.1005599
>>1005593
On monday, could it have been a digital one?
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No.1005601
>>1005599
No, it was definitely physical. I thought it was Teen Titans #20 but no apparently that comes out two weeks from now.
No.1005602
>>1005601
I know Teen Titans Special comes out today
No.1005605
>>1005602
No that's not it I know it was the 25th.
No.1005608
>>1005605
I tried to google it could not find anything, please go back to your berinstein universe
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>>1005608
Well excuuse me Mr Stalker for getting my hopes up.
No.1005616
Hal Jordan & the Green Lantern Corps #47
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Batman Prelude to the Wedding: Harley Quinn vs. the Joker
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>>1005598
Bravo DC. Seriously, the art in this issue is horrible throughout. They seemed so proud to get Bendis from Marvel and then give him the shittiest artist they have (Excluding a couple pages)?
>>1005631
This on the other hand; I like how cute Harley looks. Could do with bigger tits though.
No.1005646
>>1005645
More and more this is starting to feel like DC after birth, I was waiting to read TT special in paper but I have just skimmed it and it looks bad so here is
Teen Titans Special
No.1005671
>>1005646
Yeah, just read it, it's not worth buying. I am sill interested in its mostly new cast though, enough to keeping reading Teen Titans online for free to see where they go with it.
Have DC revealed where Starfire is?
>>1005647
Ha, of course the poor immigrants are beset by a bunch of evil white males.
No.1005685
>>1005649
Why the fuck would the Mafia only care about "immigrants" paying protection money on time?
No.1005694
>>1005271
The scooby doo XXX parody
>>1005372
This suit looks nice, dare I say. It's like a gut punch to say something positive about DC lately.
>>1005607
Evidently the Flash can be a fucking wizard now.
>>1005659
I'm conflicted. The cast seems interesting, yet I'm appalled that all of the character development made for Damian is just being thrown out the fucking window.
No.1005703
>>1004075
Did bendis start writing this one too? Also, the more I think about it the more I think batman isn't attractive at all, he's constantly frowning in every shot he's in >>1004065 and he acts like a grumpy spock
No.1005717
>>1005607
>The Sage Force
>The Strength Force
Good God, it's going to be the Lantern Corps all over again, isn't it? We're going to get teams of new heroes all wielding some aspect of these Forces and it's going to be awful.
No.1005720
>>1005717
I AM FLOW, QUEEN SAGE OF THE MENSTRUAL FORCE.
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Sorry I crashed will post the rest in a bit
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out of curiosity is Bane Conquest worth reading?
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Raven: Daughter of Darkness #6
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Merra: Queen of Atlantis #5
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Mother Panic: Gotham A.D. #4
No.1005877
>>1005671
But Anon, those were Black Mask's thugs.
>>1005694
They didn't necessarily throw it out, just made it seem edgier.
No.1005892
>>1005703
I think it's still Tom King.
Thanks for the storytime OP.
No.1006040
>>1005694
>>1005877
Nope I take that back. They definitely threw it all out.
>Batman has no idea what he’s doing. Superman? Not a clue. Wonder Woman? Whatever. Damian Wayne is Robin, and he’s done with the bleeding-heart approach favored by the heroes of the senior circuit. New plan of action: recruit a new Teen Titans. Kid Flash, Red Arrow and newbies Roundhouse, D’jinn and…wait, Lobo has a daughter? That’ll end well. And then build something in secret deep beneath the new Teen Titans HQ. Secret from his teammates, secret from even Batman. It’s a secret that will change the way you look at Robin forever!
>Damian is keeping a secret from everyone including his father.
>The team’s dealing with an unexpected loss, but there’s little time to grieve. They must travel to Keystone City, where Golden Glider and Swerve plan to pull a heist at a children’s hospital. (That’s a new low, even for some Rogues!) There’s also plenty of drama to go around, as Kid Flash mulls quitting after his clash with Red Arrow, and Damian’s harboring a new, secret mentor, all while his secret prison’s about to blow up in his face.
>His incompetence eventually leads to a teammates death two issues in probably Roundhouse
>It's going to be Avengers Academy all over again
>Everyone but Damien and Kid Flash probably die and Damien just get's off scott free because his character is all about having issues without resolving them anymore
He may not kill people anymore but they've certainly regressed his character.
No.1006332
>>1006040
Shit makes him sound worse than Batman when he had that Brother Eye crap blow up in his face.
No.1006341
>>1006332
Welp. Like father like son, let's just hope they retcon this whole story line once it's done.
No.1006359
>>1005590
>Wasting Hughes on Bendis book
It is clear that he does not give a shit about it too. Panels like the 1st one on page one in >>1005598 is beyond lazy. Shit like that does not happen in Hughes' Betty and Veronica.
>>1005847
>>1005850
>>1005851
That's some simple, but neat use of paneling. This issue has surprisingly few panels in total, and yet if feels like more happened in it than it does in an average issue of Bendis' Man of Steel.
No.1006364
I am surprised that they let this through tbh, not only the art but some of this fucking dialogue.
No.1006735
So NY times just spoiled batman #50 and Of course the wedding did not happen, how many months of build up and crossovers and hype for what?
No.1006756
Hey guys, i hate to break it, but are New 52, (You!) and Rebirth worth taking up 200gb of hard drive space?
No.1006954
>>1005372
I just put it together, Jon is gone to be with Jor-El for a while, so Bendis can write a "single" Superman that does not have to deal with kids or his wife, I am going to assume that Lois went with Jon because thats the only way Clark and her would even be remotely comfortable about the whole thing.
No.1007152
How does DC manage to consistently show glimmers of hope only to suck ass when they're close to rounding home?
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No.1007162
>>1007158
>they do keep a status quo
It's just odd how when they choose NOT to keep the status quo, they do it in the worst ways.
The Nu-Lanterns are just fucking awful, but they keep going with it regardless. Batman has a chance to develop which is actually a good thing, and they axe it. Do they just hate good ideas, or do they just think good is bad and bad is good?
No.1007171
>>1007162
I like the new lanterns, it's a pretty good buddy cop series. And all the old lanterns are still around, so it's not like they're pulling a Marvel and just replacing everyone indiscriminately.
No.1007173
>>1007171
>I like the new lanterns
I do not understand you
>it's a pretty good buddy cop series
A lantern buddy cop series could be really enjoyable, if the characters didn't suck total ass
No.1007177
>>1007174
>Superman lets Lois and his Son go like that
They didn't even try to make it fitting, he is so passive while his family is being taken from him
No.1007178
And I called it, there were some pretty nice moments in this issue especially the talk about alternate realities, also this might say something about me but I thought the drawer lines were funny. Sad though that Bendis is putty Jon off the tableor so it seems.
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>>1007173
>>1007171
What do you all think of Dan Jurgans taking it over, starting next week?
No.1007181
>>1007179
I thought Action Comics was pretty fun, so I'm hopeful. All I want is for them not to force some romance between Jessica and Simon, though I'm a few issues behind so maybe they've already done that.
No.1007182
>>1007179
I think it will be interesting to see in what direction he takes it, but I just do not see Simon and Jessica being interesting characters at any point. Even if it's good, it would be better with any other Lantern.
They feel like committee designed lanterns. "What if we made the least Green-Lanterny Lanterns ever?". Every other Lantern had something in them for which you could say "Yeah, I see why they're a Green Lantern", but for Jessica especially it's just not there. Green Lanterns aren't just "a brave person", they're THE most full of will people.
And I mean that's even ignoring all the initial race-baiting with both of their characters, since this is DC and they seem incapable of making characters without it in some way shape or form.
No.1007183
I have not been reading this current batman run for almost two years but I got to say I enjoyed this issue just as a mini gallery.
Batman #50
No.1007186
>>1007183
>I have not been reading this current batman run for almost two years but I got to say I enjoyed this issue
This statement made me chuckle
That's probably what DC was going for
No.1007189
>>1007184
>2nd image
Why is Batman a manlet
No.1007190
>That's probably what DC was going for
There sure as hell weren't trying to get people who were fans of this run to love it
No.1007200
Maybe one day DC will realize that something can only carry emotional weight if it matters
No.1007201
>>1007193
oof, legitimately almost made shed a single tear
>>1007187
>second image
I dont you what you would call that but the no underwear under the suit that exposes too much is great reminds me of cyclone.
No.1007202
>>1007200
Optimistic.
>>1007199
I don't recognise the Batman impostor, the chick between Ventriloquist and Bane and the dude between Bane and Joker. Are they new?
No.1007203
>>1007200
I dont know what it is but DC has definitely made really emotionally punchy comics, Power of Hope legit got a tear or two out of me.
No.1007204
>>1007202
That looks like Flaspoint batman
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>>1007199
This issue was amazing, it's like watching a guy make a big fuss about how he's going to jump from the roof of his house to the one across the street, gathering up all his friends to watch him do so and scheduling the event so as many people as possible watch him do it. Then after months of build up, training and telling you how he's really going to do it… He stops at the very edge of his roof on the day of the event. he then tells you he never meant to jump at all but that the event was still as notable as he advertised it to be.
Well done DC. You've wasted a years worth of comics on a plot line that went absolutely nowhere on one of your biggest characters.
No.1007208
>>1007202
Why that's Nega-Batman, Corpse O'Heana and Psycho Pirate, don't you read comics my friend?
>>1007203
Captain Marvel is the best superhero. And then they made Billy Batson an entirely different character and fucked the whole thing, but still pre-52 Captain Marvel is one of the best.
But the reason that works is because you can be relatively sure that the things that happen matter. You're not gonna get a new issue where Shazam decides to undo that comic for magic reasons or some bullshit
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>>1007207
I love how they shunt Bane in there to give it the illusion of meaningfulness
No.1007217
>>1007208
I am tentatively happy that Cap has remained untouched for a while just so he isnt bogged down by all this bull shit
No.1007219
>>1004083
Man Lanterns went from "individuals with extreme capacity for these emotions/tasks" to "People who are a bit willed/angry/hopeful/scared etc".
Fuck next we'll see the new Green Lantern of Earth, a kid who thinks there;s a noise in the house but still sleeps with his feet outside of the covers anyway
No.1007221
>>1007217
The day they made Billy Batson an asshole is the day my hope in DC died
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>>1007171
>>1007173
Also I said new Green Lanterns next week well I'm a fucking liar its right now
Green Lantern #50
No.1007230
>>1007219
how soon we all forget
No.1007233
Now hopefully time for some cheesecake
Harley Quinn #45
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>>1007232
and this is not counting the other Asian kid green lantern in the BB timeline
No.1007243
>>1007240
you know I would not mind this, Marvel has been trying to push edgy teen superheros, but DC has been having a lot of success with Wholesome mostly with kids supes
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>>1007249
Sadly yes, tfw awkward/cute aqualad ala Teen Titans Year One
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No.1007260
I really like how DC is putting text on their covers as a big fan of the silver age I really like it, no matter hokey it is today.
Deathstroke #33
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The Curse of Brimstone #4
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>>1007283
Nu spawn is pretty good tbh, I am surprised how good some one these blatant rip offs are, guess it was finally time for DC to take some stuff from Marvel/others and not the other way around
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Shade, The Changing Woman #5
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No.1007316
and thats all for this week dudes, have a good fourth of July I know I will be celebrating even if its tangential.
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>>1007316
Thanks OP, happy 4th of July.
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>>1007166
>Jon goes into time out in space
:(
No.1007419
They set this whole marriage plotline for nearly 2 years worth of interceded stories and the marriage falls apart..
BECAUSE THEY BOTH COULDN'T DECIDE ON THE RIGHT BUILDING?
Am I missing something here?
No.1007424
>>1007342
What worries me more is this: Why does Bendis want Superman, for all intents and purpose, to be single again? Obviously he couldn't just kill Lois and Jon off, I assume because the EIC said no, but Bendis still wanted them out of the picture.
I speculate that he wants Superman to have an affair with the black chick he introduced back in Action Comics #1000, so he can then make Lois divorce Clark.
>>1007419
Catwoman didn't show up because the blonde friend of hers planted a seed of doubt in Selina's mind that Bruce can't be Batman if he's happy, at the behest of Bane. That's what all this was leading up to. It's as dumb as it sounds.
No.1007428
>>1007424
Not the black chick obviously the redhead fire chief
No.1007429
>>1007428
>not the black chick
>in a bendis comic
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>>1007429
How could I forget…
No.1008204
>>1007187
>Porky's
so that Warner Brother's crossover is canon then? Still nice to see.
>>1007199
Isn't Gotham Girl supposed to be a hero or something?
>>1007205
Dr. Hurt?
>>1007209
>2nd pic
Nice to see she has an actual mask and not jst the goggles.
>>1007251
So was the Warden always a midget or did he shrink because of Parasite?
>>1007259
Seems I missed out on this story. Still seems pretty interesting.
>>1007274
>2nd pic
Luthor's face would make a good reaction pic.
Thanks for the storytime OP.
No.1008581
>Jon removed from the picture
>Bruce's wedding went nowhere
Absolutely livid by the former, no surprised by the latter