No.1000189
Why didn't he just wish for Da Rules to be null and invalid?
No.1000192
Because that was in da rules
No.1000199
>>1000189
>>1000192
First post is a good answer, but come on OP you know it's just a plot device. Without it he would have just been able to simply wish he hadn't fucked up in the first place every time.
No.1000202
>>1000199
>>1000189
>OP bumping his shitty
Now that's just sad.
No.1000210
He did in one of the video games. It was a bad idea.
No.1000211
>>1000199
I guess he's like me and likes to do mental gymnastics to explain plot holes.
No.1000235
>Superbike is clingy and obsessive for the sole purpose of adding conflict to the episode.
He didn't even fuck that up with his wording, he just wished for a badass bike and it was sentient for no fucking reason.
No.1000386
>>1000235
Wishes always have a mind of their own when you aren't very specific in your wish and will take their own interpretation of it
No.1000417
remember that time they got Norm McDonald to voice a genie but they were too lazy to think of a name for his character so they just called him "Norm"?
No.1000435
why didn't the white trash kid who was suffering ever get fairies?
No.1000436
>>1000435
He was content with his life, at least that's how I remember it although he had things much more worse than Timmy.
No.1000487
>>1000435
If I remember correctly, in that episode where Timmy wishes he was never born, Chester is the one who ends up with Cosmo and Wanda. He then goes around and uses them to solve world hunger, cure cancer, etc.
No.1000531
>>1000435
He had a good relationship with his father and he wasn't miserable despite living in a trailer park
No.1000581
>>1000435
Come to think of it, why didn't any kids in third world countries get them?
No.1000585
>>1000581
I could have sword kids in countries like brazil have gotten fairies
No.1000602
>>1000487
That episode was pretty shit, they arbitrarly made everyone's existence better without Timmy just so the could do an inversion of the ol' "It's a Wonderful Life" parody.
No.1000620
>>1000581
If every unhappy kid gets a fairy then it's logical to assume that third world kids get fairies too.
No.1000750
>>1000581
Nobody said they don't, it's just that majority of the wishes always revert back to normal or are too small to notice OR each wish takes place in a "bubble" that's expected to blow up and throw the kid in the main time-line
No.1000760
because he was 10 years old. They literally aways said he was imaginative as a 10 year old, but as fucking stupid as a 10 year old. It was the perfect logical cycle to make sure you go(((more)))) episodes.
No.1000761
>>1000760
Looks like that strategy didn't work well in the long run.
No.1000782
>>1000581
Kids in those countries couldn't keep their fairy godparents secret because they were surrounded by other people 24/7. Even at home they had to share a room with their eleven siblings.
No.1000783
>>1000581
What would they even wish for?
No.1000785
ALL YOUR OATHS ARE NULL AND VOID
No.1000791
>>1000783
They'd wish for food, money, and the older ones sex within the rules (or not). Them having such less complicated wishes helps to keep exposure a low risk.
No.1000818
Because the main premise of the show is really only good for two, maybe three seasons and they milked for far longer than that.
No.1001297
>>1000189
Why didn't he just wish for Trixie Tang to ride his dick?
I know, Da Rules don't allow magic involving love, but this would be just 100% pure cocklust, no love involved.
He just wants Trixie's tight poontang wrapped around his man sausage and watch that gorgeous chinkface become flustered and sweaty while intensifying his thrusts and hear her muffled screams when he fills her delicious girlhood with a pint's worth of his sticky secret sauce.
No.1001298
>>1001297
This isn't a porn board anon.
No.1001299
No.1001303
>>1001297
>I know, Da Rules don't allow magic involving love, but this would be just 100% pure cocklust, no love involved.
The distinction is debatable
No.1001318
>>1000760
Worked for 16 years.
No.1001319
>>1001318
Only because Nickelodeon treated it as a crappier version of Spongebob.
No.1001327
>>1001326
Isn't Trixie an attention whore? She would probably love googling herself and finding out that people made porn of her.
No.1001329
>>1001297
Why didn't he wish for Veronica and Trixie to body swap? She wanted to be Trixie and iirc wanted Timmy's D
No.1001332
>>1001327
It's actually kind of surprising how often I've beat my knackers dry over the characters of this show, without ever having seen a single episode.
No.1001336
>>1001332
Something's wrong with you nigger
No.1001337
>>1001332
I can't see anyone getting titillated by Fairly OddParents unless the porn is completely off model.
No.1001341
>>1001337
Well of course it's off-model. I was pissed when I saw what the show actually looks like
No.1001375
>>1001341
You came first and saw later?
No.1002111
>>1000435
>>1000436
>>1000487
>>1000531
>>1000581
Chester did get fairies twice. Once in the episode Timmy wished he was never born and made everyone's lives better, and once in the Fairy Idol special. I can't find the scene on Youtube but it was where he was left without parents and stuck playing the banjo that he was decided to be the most miserable kid in the world.
http://fairlyoddparents.wikia.com/wiki/Fairy_Idol
Remember when American Idol was relevant? This special is 12 years old.
No.1002116
>>1002111
I remember when cartoons were actually good.
No.1002396
No.1002434
>>1001297
"Love" includes cocklust (depending on the definition), but assuming it is US law in plain english, you are going to jail bud
No.1002435
>>1001329
Getting RICED is not a fun idea
No.1002801
>>1001297
Because, Rabbi Muttstein, he was better off with Tootie, Vicky, or even that new girl, rather than risk ruining his heritage with your deranged dead fish older Kimi Finister.
No.1002919
>>1000439
Because thats for pussy niggers like yourself
>d-downvote
>i-i-im going to shittalk you b-b-but I dont want anyone to see it
No.1002922
>>1000189
Because that would ruin any tension or roadblocks. The fairies are already OP even with their stupidity.
>>1000435
Because how would that add to the show by making a relatively boring everyman best buddy character as OP as Timmy? I mean, I can understand giving it to a comedic foil to him like Tootie, but that's really it.
>>1000581
They already showed kids in third world shitholes like India, the middle east, and France.
>>1001297
Any time Timmy hooked up with that bitch, she turned out to have serious baggage or was high maintenance. She wasnt even worth a pump and dump.
All these questions suck and are asked any time this show is brought up. You are all autistic Enterbots trying and failing to outsmart a show for gradeschoolers.
No.1002930
>>1002922
A show for gradeschoolers that got 3 movies and lasted almost 2 decades,
No.1003508
>>1000192
Why didn't he wish for a time machine to back to when the rules were written and change them?
No.1003511
>>1003508
Time travel was banned after he went back to Crocker's childhood.
No.1003574
>>1000435
I remember him getting a genie at one point.
No.1003599
>>1001297
Timmy once wished for a room full of supermodels, but his first instinct was to have them make him cookies. I dont think he's into girls in that way quite yet.
>>1003588
>cut-off jeans
>barefoot
>light tan
10/10 would marry and impregnate
No.1003635
No.1003637
>>1003635
Don't you know about that BLACKED shit?
No.1004466
>>1000581
Nigger deserve nothing
No.1004798
Why did they have to run this show too far?
No.1004802
>>1004798
The same reason as to why they cancelled all the other Nicktoons and don't bother to show re runs of them on the actual Nicktoons channel.
No.1004810
>>1003588
Isn't Chester a peckerwood? That's probably his aunt.
No.1006220
>>1004798
>lack of a good enough successor: Avatar wasn't long term (and its sequel series sucked), TUFF Puppy's ratings tumbled after its first few episodes, Nick throughout the 2000s was more focused on developing Schneider's live action shows than animation, and it wasn't until Loud House that FOP was knocked off its throne of being able to at least somewhat compete with Spongebob
>as shitty as things like the live action movies and season 7/8 were, they actually had enough ratings success to justify reviving the show
>it took two REALLY BAD decisions in adding Sparky and Chloe (as well as the culling of many important characters) as well as the god awful flash animation in the last season and competition from TLH that sent the last season into a death spiral.
The biggest reasons I can think of. The series was still quite profitable even into season 7 but it broke under the weight of too much executive meddling, creator burnout, and Nick Animation finally getting its act together.
No.1006222
>>1006220
>Nick Animation finally getting its act together
Anon there's literally only two cartoons on Nickelodeon now, how is this proof that Nick Animation got their act together?
No.1006245
>>1002435
She wanted it though to the point of role playing as Trixie. You can also get around DA RULES regarding love easily by just wishing for something like
>I wish Veronica's greatest desire would come true
Considering how often shows rely on the body swap trope it was always amusing to me that they never made an episode around this.
No.1006247
>>1006245
That's too creative for Fairly Odd Parents.
No.1006259
>>1006245
1: That would give Veronica too much depth
2: Trixie's aloof personality was one of the main reasons why Timmy had a thing for her
No.1006260
>>1006259
>Implying that character depth is a bad thing
No.1006286
>>1006245
>3rd pic without context
White lesbian obsessed over her friend, let's cut the part when she admits she has a thing on Timmy
No.1006287
>>1000189
A fan told me that Da Rules are unbendable by magic, which was established.