Priest Who Dressed Up as Hugh Hefner and Humped a Male Playboy Bunny Apologizes for Some Reason

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Priest Who Dressed Up as Hugh Hefner and Humped a Male Playboy Bunny Apologizes for Some Reason Christanon 09/19/18 (Wed) 17:21:22 afee76 No.703885

A Spanish priest got into trouble for dressing up as Hugh Hefner and simulating sex with a male Playboy bunny in a carnival parade.

Juan Carlos Martínez, 40, joined the parade dressed as Hefner, in a smoking jacket and a captain’s cap. Accompanying him were two men in bunny costumes: black one-pieces, stockings, collars, rabbit ears and wigs.

During the parade, one bunny straddled Martínez in an act obviously meant to simulate sex.

According to The Local Es, the 5,000 residents of the small town of Cuntis, Spain (yes, that’s really the town’s name) enjoyed the display.

But the Catholic Church higher-ups didn’t. A senior priest visited the parish to scold Father Martínez. When he arrived, he found that dozens of townsfolk had rallied around Martínez’s home to show support.

For his part, Martínez apologized for the display. “I am so sorry to those who feel offended,” he said from the pulpit.

Christanon 09/19/18 (Wed) 17:25:05 afee76 No.703888

>>703885

Forgot link →http://archive.fo/ZuNvb

Christanon 09/19/18 (Wed) 17:46:48 8ebd21 No.703891

>>703885

Why are gays even allowed to become priests?

Christanon 09/19/18 (Wed) 17:51:23 60ae46 No.703895

>residents enjoyed the display.

>dozens of townsfolk had rallied around Martínez’s home to show support

I'm skeptical whether these actually are the "townsfolk". But if they are, then this town Cuntis is truly a worth to be burned down into ash.

Christanon 09/19/18 (Wed) 18:22:34 96962e No.703908

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Why is this board awash in Catholic scandal stories but when it comes to the ongoing developments re: Vigano, Bergoglio, the Vatican, the USCCB etc…. nothing?

I don't know who else here New Advents, but even THEYRE more useful for updates/hot takes than /christian.

What's going on? Are the mods Jesuits or are we just dropping the ball??

Christanon 09/19/18 (Wed) 18:53:44 fc5bd9 No.703921

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>>703908

You could make a thread about it if you're updated. You will either be pleasantly surprised, or you'll realize /christian/ mods are not good as the meta thread tells you.

Christanon 09/20/18 (Thu) 06:09:52 fb20a6 No.704075

st. john chrysostom was right. stone them.

Christanon 09/20/18 (Thu) 06:38:20 1eace5 No.704082

>>703885

>When he arrived, he found that dozens of townsfolk had rallied around Martínez’s home to show support.

Says a lot about the current state of Catholicism

Christanon 09/20/18 (Thu) 06:54:03 b94685 No.704088

>>704082

"Dozens" is probably 25-35. In a town of 5,000.

To top it off the dozens are probably non-catholic lgbt activists.

Stop shitposting

Christanon 09/20/18 (Thu) 07:31:53 1fb038 No.704095

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>Priest Dressed Up as Hugh Hefner and Humped a Male Playboy Bunny

Then he should no longer be a priest.

Christanon 09/20/18 (Thu) 07:41:24 848eaa No.704096

- forgive me father for i have sinned

- tell me, son

- i treated mom badly and drove carelessly

- oh. is that all?

- yes father

- no impure acts?

- i think you are not sufficiently mature to discuss those parts of the doctrine, hugh

Christanon 09/20/18 (Thu) 08:08:39 848eaa No.704103

>>703908

>Why is this board awash in Catholic scandal stories but when it comes to the ongoing developments re: Vigano, Bergoglio, the Vatican

The shrink got seated with the bunch of photos he retrieved from the cabinet.

"Now we play a little game", he said. "I show you a picture and you say the first word that comes to mind".

He shows a photo of a tree:

- "spring"

a car:

- "speed"

various other items

- "cute", "scary", "yum", "sad"

a photo of Bergoglio

- "catholic"

The shrink paused: "Oh… nice… interesting", took a sheet from the dossier of the patient and started scribbling furiously on it.

Christanon 09/20/18 (Thu) 08:18:21 180c43 No.704107

Is it bad that I would have had considerable more respect for the priest if it had been a female playboy bunny and not some homo?

Christanon 09/20/18 (Thu) 08:52:44 7ea3d9 No.704122

>>703891

I have ask this many time in this board because it seems crazy to me as an Orthodox. No answers yet. I suppose it's because they're supposedly """celibate""" in the first place so gay or not gay it doesn't make much difference to them (terribly wrong)

Christanon 09/20/18 (Thu) 11:27:21 1fb038 No.704161

>>704107

No, you would be right.

Both actions would be very wrong in his position and undeniably sinful, but doing it the gay way is much worse

Christanon 09/20/18 (Thu) 16:53:51 e27a65 No.704261

>>704107

Homosexuality is a sin that cries for vengeance, it's naturally offensive to people