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Christanon 09/13/18 (Thu) 12:42:06 1695cf No.700748

>google: "samson + bible"

>pic related

lol wut?

Christanon 09/13/18 (Thu) 12:57:45 eb629f No.700755

>>700748

we wuz judges

Christanon 09/13/18 (Thu) 13:01:22 fcab96 No.700757

>>700748

This is a snapshot from the show 'The Bible' from the history channel

Christanon 09/13/18 (Thu) 13:02:18 f0971f No.700759

>>700757

they couldn't afford any historical consultants ?

Christanon 09/13/18 (Thu) 13:10:39 fcab96 No.700763

>>700759

We're talking about the history channel here, they probably spent all their money on biological astrophysicists.

Christanon 09/13/18 (Thu) 22:33:23 e3e4e2 No.700966

Dude from a shitty serie about the bible.

Probably made by liberals and prots from what I can remember. Their Jesus was a winnie the pooh hippie and the actor was an absolute piece of shit even though he from my country. winnie the pooh that gay bastard.

Christanon 09/13/18 (Thu) 22:45:21 7045d9 No.700969

>>700748

They had a diversity quota to fill.

Christanon 09/14/18 (Fri) 00:51:24 850cf2 No.701005

AYO

Christanon 09/14/18 (Fri) 02:21:15 fa414b No.701026

HOL

Christanon 09/14/18 (Fri) 03:01:16 7cc91c No.701038

File: 875a3b02dfc6bb2⋯.jpeg (65.14 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 5C6D879A-184B-40FD-871C-5….jpeg)

HENHEIM

Christanon 09/14/18 (Fri) 14:07:59 a47798 No.701154

>>701038

KEK

Christanon 09/16/18 (Sun) 20:47:56 6ba37a No.702366

>>701026

UP

Christanon 09/16/18 (Sun) 20:49:24 612a5e No.702368

>>700759

of course they could, but they spent that money on cultural sensitivity consultants instead

Christanon 09/16/18 (Sun) 20:51:15 76c473 No.702370

>>700748

netflicks the bible series.

In that segment, the jews were all black iirc.

Christanon 09/16/18 (Sun) 21:20:23 9349af No.702388

>>702370

I only watched the followup series, AD The Bible Continues which I thought was a decent drama. A little bit out of whack in the diversity levels, John, Philip, and Mary Magdalene were all Black in it IIRC. I had less qualms with it than I thought I would though, especially being a Catholic and I believe it was an Evangelical production.

Christanon 09/16/18 (Sun) 22:43:23 a3cd88 No.702428

>>702388

More like a contemporary liberal influenced Brit production than anything.

Relying on mainstream Hollywood companies to produce anything useful is a lost cause.

Christanon 09/16/18 (Sun) 23:52:07 fa414b No.702451

>>702366

*SMACKS LIPS*