Worst Trinity analogies you've ever heard?

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Worst Trinity analogies you've ever heard? Christanon 09/09/18 (Sun) 22:53:52 df22b7 No.699003

>go to youth group

>hear a dude use the Triforce to explain the trinity to a group of people there

The way he described it made it sound more polytheistic than trinitarian.

Christanon 09/10/18 (Mon) 00:43:46 077504 No.699034

>>699004

Hyrulians are humans, they just have pointy ears because the developer liked peter pan

Christanon 09/10/18 (Mon) 01:58:16 832f92 No.699053

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>"It's like water, ice and air maaaan"

Christanon 09/10/18 (Mon) 02:08:40 bf04c6 No.699055

>>699053

Beat me to it. Any form of modalism is pure garbage.

Christanon 09/10/18 (Mon) 02:09:20 0e9c38 No.699057

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*dabs modalistically*

Christanon 09/10/18 (Mon) 02:12:44 efcc74 No.699059

>>699057

that speaker looks like a textbook case of soyboy

Christanon 09/10/18 (Mon) 02:51:46 2f1b85 No.699064

>>699057

That's modalism, Patrick.

Christanon 09/10/18 (Mon) 03:09:34 44934c No.699069

>>699064

>>699057

THATS NOT MODALISM THATS PARTIALISM!

GET YOUR POOH STRAIGHT PATRICK!

Christanon 09/10/18 (Mon) 03:12:55 109596 No.699071

>>699064

Modalism? Whats modalism? I tried looking for it in the dictionary and found nothing close to it. Do you mean modernism? Seems more fitting.

Christanon 09/10/18 (Mon) 03:13:39 44934c No.699073

>>699071

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabellianism

Christanon 09/10/18 (Mon) 03:17:51 61b609 No.699074

>>699071

Trinitarian heresy: modalism means God is one person but he has three different “modes,” the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit are different modes of the same person. Basically:

>trinitarianism: three persons, one essence

>modalism: one person, three essences

Christanon 09/10/18 (Mon) 03:21:25 44934c No.699075

>>699074

>modalism: one person, three essences

Modalists believe in one person with one essence, but they believe that God presents Himself to us in three different ways. Basically they say God wears different masks depending on the occasion.

Christanon 09/10/18 (Mon) 03:26:35 109596 No.699076

>>699073

>>699074

Okay thanks

Christanon 09/10/18 (Mon) 04:14:53 2f1b85 No.699081

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