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For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
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The Lord is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? the Lord is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?

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c0f57d  No.689735

>Priest or pastor makes an unfunny joke during sermon

>Old people silently laughs

2941a2  No.689945

>the mass has ended go now to love and serve the Lord

> everyone stands up to leave or say some final prayers

>have a good day

>mixed reaction as some Chad’s keeping praying the rosary uninterrupted, some boomers respond, and the rest murmur a half response


2941a2  No.689950

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>Chad grip priests hand leaving the church “God Bless You Father!”


26d6cb  No.689992

>let us offer a sign of peace

>oh and dont tell the archbishop, but I do this all the time haha

>priest makes two peace signs with hid hands and shouts "peeeeeeaaase" while doing some weord japanese school girl pose

Based liberal chad priests


2c74e9  No.689998

>priest makes a joke during mass

>leave the church and report him to the Bishop.


780e61  No.690237

>Be a very social person outside of church, often talk to strangers

>"Let us offer each other a sign of peace"

>Stare dead ahead hoping I won't have to shake hands with anyone


f19e88  No.690244

>The consecration of the host, our Lord Christ himself

>oh hey guise let's stop for a second and awkwardly shake hands with everyone




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