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Statue of the Blessed Virgin weeping tears of oil Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 07:01:48 e30048 No.677326

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2018/07/18/a-virgin-mary-statue-has-been-weeping-olive-oil-church-leaders-cant-explain-it

>Inside a Catholic church in New Mexico, a seven-foot-tall bronze statue of the Virgin Mary appears to be “weeping,” according to church leaders.

>The sculpture, known locally as Our Lady of Guadalupe, is not crying human tears; an investigator with the Roman Catholic Diocese of Las Cruces said her “tears” have the same chemical makeup as olive oil treated with perfume — a substance that, when blessed, would be chrism, a sacred oil used in the Catholic Church to anoint parishioners. But, church leaders say, the rare occurrence has prompted people from all over to come for conversions, confessions and to watch the statue of the mother of God cry.

Ave Maria!

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 07:27:13 71446d No.677334

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Savior Machine lol?

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 08:10:49 5b2cfb No.677341

File: e9931cbf8f810e4⋯.gif (471.76 KB, 285x173, 285:173, yeeaahh.gif)

Is the olive oil…extra virgin?

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 08:50:33 6a0649 No.677343

>>677326

Where can I buy these machines?

Imagine how rich you can be by selling infinite olive oil and building olive oil toll houses.

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 09:20:44 01b6c3 No.677346

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>>677341

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 10:21:41 4d3810 No.677353

File: 3adc881884145d9⋯.jpeg (75.09 KB, 625x446, 625:446, 9D5B426A-D367-4444-8857-6….jpeg)

>>677341

Not Catholic, but that was funny my tigga

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 10:23:00 4d21b3 No.677354

>>677343

I bet you wouldn't be so insulting to your own mothers, but you have no problems with insulting the mother of your Lord. Begone satan.

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 10:29:04 1f4d21 No.677356

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>>677341

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 10:56:55 d807a0 No.677359

File: 6c10fcc4723d483⋯.gif (4.34 MB, 248x189, 248:189, Sensible chuckle.gif)

>>677341

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 11:36:19 874844 No.677367

>>677326

>believing parlor tricks

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 12:19:34 38397e No.677371

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>>677341

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 12:28:42 8a3b89 No.677376

File: 699b4826ca0e07c⋯.jpg (104.76 KB, 600x758, 300:379, Kim_Il_Sung_Portrait-2.jpg)

>>677341

Lel

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 12:31:54 b65299 No.677377

File: 20af3d6878c745d⋯.jpg (57.7 KB, 523x512, 523:512, hmmmm.jpg)

>>677341

heh

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 12:46:33 00e707 No.677386

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>>677326

>not knowing how to archive.is for those of us without a WP subscription

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 12:48:13 d758f2 No.677387

File: 61b4092eab8e3c7⋯.gif (1.96 MB, 400x225, 16:9, laughing cardinal.gif)

>>677341

kek

>>677354

>Complaining about an insult towards a poorly made statue of a blasphemous portrayal of an European woman claimed to be Mary with spiritual powers equal, and sometimes greater than, Christ's divine power

>Even the deacon was reluctant to call this oil from God himself but relegated this whole thing to a "wait and see" approach

>And one key info hinges on whether the church clergy and employees were correct with oil not being taken by some loon and that the statue wasn't adulterated

>Meanwhile real physical and spiritual needs are not being met by this statue or Mary in Las Cruces like crime, depravity in the local university, local poor, etc

>No prophecy, no sage Marian advice, no curing of people

>No, just olive oil mixed with some kind of perfume

>Probably not even extra virgin

Get over yourself. And if this is a fake miracle you'll make yourself look worse to not just Protestants, but to the world as well.

>>677386

I could view the article without issue on my end. Though you're absolutely right about OP.

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 12:50:40 a0f4c0 No.677388

File: ae437222745999c⋯.jpg (63.52 KB, 535x462, 535:462, 1530302844861.jpg)

>>677354

A woman, who while blessed, is nothing more than that.

>>677326

The Truth points to itself.

>the oil is "fitting", not dirty or untoward like blood

>the oil did not damage the graven image

>catholics only tend to have small congregants unless it's Christmas, Easter, etc. So the need for cash requires "miracles"

It's fake.

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 13:01:32 59b49c No.677391

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It does raise an interesting point. Catholics are often charged by their critics as worshiping statues or idols. They will reply that the statue is a representation of the figure and not the figure itself. So where do miracles that involve the statues factor into that?

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 13:08:58 71446d No.677392

>>677388

She's blessed among all women though

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 13:16:50 ff8555 No.677395

And?

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 16:38:14 3ba70b No.677453

>>677391

We can interpret it to mean that God approves of the representation, and makes it even more accurate by representing things the saints are feeling, like sadness

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 17:22:54 26a77c No.677464

>>677392

According to Elizabeth anyways… >>677453

Assuming God is behind it, the truth of the matter however is that he isn't. >>677391

"Miracles" of men for love of money.

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 17:28:21 3ba70b No.677468

>>677464

>Assuming God is behind it, the truth of the matter however is that he isn't.

Our Lady of Akita would like to have several words with you.

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 17:32:50 26a77c No.677472

>>677468

>your lady

Not ours. Keep your demonic apparitions to yourself.

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 17:35:12 97dd0d No.677473

>>677468

This post sounds satanic tbh "Our Lady" sounds like youre worshipping a godess

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 17:35:24 3ba70b No.677474

>>677472

Hmmm, salty :)

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 17:37:28 3ba70b No.677475

>>677473

Well I guess that's on me for expecting you protties to be able differentiate "lady" and "goddess". My bad.

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 17:42:39 ad6743 No.677477

>>677473

Mary means Lady though

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 17:48:07 6ea81b No.677482

>all the brainlets ITT who are incapable of delineating between veneration and worship

>worse still, the people trying to argue with them

The Mother of Our Lord would surely prefer you not to waste your time.

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 18:00:37 97dd0d No.677493

>>677482

>reee its not worship its veneration ree

muh lutria

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 19:00:09 4d21b3 No.677505

>>677387

>Complaining about an insult towards a poorly made statue

No, I was referring to what the statue represents. You prots have this mental inability to grasp the concept of representation.

>of a blasphemous portrayal of an European woman claimed to be Mary

Hello Cromwell.

>with spiritual powers equal, and sometimes greater than, Christ's divine power

Protestant slander, pretty pathetic really.

>Meanwhile real physical and spiritual needs are not being met by this statue or Mary in Las Cruces like crime, depravity in the local university, local poor, etc

Agreed, they need pastor Anderson and Osteen.

>No prophecy, no sage Marian advice, no curing of people

There has been plenty of that over the centuries, real plenty.

>And if this is a fake miracle

>implying you'd ever believe it isn't fake

>And if this is a fake miracle you'll make yourself look worse to not just Protestants, but to the world as well.

Oh no, prots and atheists are laughing at me, whatever shall I do?

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 19:45:03 3fd915 No.677520

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>>677341

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 20:09:40 c60dcb No.677527

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>>677341

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 20:14:08 d84d75 No.677531

>>677387

>>677388

>Yet another miracle that proves without a doubt that the Catholic Church is the one true Church of Christ

>"I-It's fake! Miracles don't happen, a statue crying is absurd! Also Genesis is literal and the Earth is 6000 years old!"

Ahhh, never change Protestants.

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 21:25:30 faf925 No.677561

>>677531

Not what I said, try again.

>>677505

A representation of your mommy goddess? Though in some "your" lady issues, a demonic apparition with very bad theology?

Only other alternative is… someone made it up, which would explain why the theology is bad even by your "churches" standards. Or else, how do you explain the scapular clothes? Get out of hell free card?

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 21:30:34 4d21b3 No.677564

>>677561

>A representation of your mommy goddess?

Again, can't decide to call it slander or just call you stupid. Nuff said.

>Only other alternative is… someone made it up

Like you made up your own sect and called it Christianity? Maybe. If you know anything about how the Church treats these occurences, you know that a commission is established which investigates the matter in detail and that the process can last several years.

>the theology is bad even by your "churches" standards

What theology states such things are impossible? I just love it when an ignorant pastor Leroy starts schooling Catholics on their own theology.

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 21:58:53 faf925 No.677574

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>>677564

Address what was actually said or don't.

Scapulars are heretical and your church endorses it as valid, knowing it's heretical.

Some mexican, possibly the priest himself, put oil on a statue and wether or not you accept it won't change what actually happened.

Mommy cult.

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 22:03:51 1629a9 No.677576

>>677574

I bet you're Orthodox. Am I right?

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 22:22:25 4d21b3 No.677589

>>677574

>Address what was actually said or don't.

Address what? Shitty sky mommy memes you're spouting? Or that strawman pic that only confirms my point that you're utterly ignoranto of theology? And it's really indicative of the hatred you feel. At least you should reserve some respect for the mother of our Lord, regardless of your own personal theology.

There's a difference between saying

>I don't think this is a miracle

>lel *insert shitty joke*, muh sky mom

>Scapulars are heretical

First time in my life I heard this.

>when She appeared as Our Lady of Mount Carmel, holding the Brown Scapular out to the whole world.

So our Lady gave us a heretica item? Thanks for the info.

Christanon 07/19/18 (Thu) 22:24:41 556bce No.677591

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>>677574

t;ftfy