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For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
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The Lord is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? the Lord is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?

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5a82d5 No.675455

>A priest in Ireland got tired of listening to people explain why they don't go to church on Sundays. He wrote this in the bulletin.

tfw I haven't showered in months… :[

5c39f8 No.675492

>>675455

I chuckled. Pretty funny and witty retort to those reddit-tier "arguments" and "excuses" like "you hate/are afraid of gays because inside you are secretly one" and the answer would be "Really? I am afraid of God, hate/afraid of thunderstorm, afraid of big angry dogs, and hate/afraid of tight spaces; I must secretly be one of those."


48512d No.675493

>>675455

>People who make soap are only after your money

Is he admitting the RCC is only after your money??


709a9f No.675501

funny


887ad2 No.675509

Not bad but #3 implies some sort of universalism


e54e69 No.675514

>>675509

>>675493

They are parodies of anti-mass "arguments". One cannot deduct truth from those.


ed7da2 No.675553

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Pretty funny parody, and not much filling, but then again so are reddit tier arguments. It's funny cause i've seen someone post C.S Lewis article about*On living in an Atomic age* Part of it anyway. And the one guy ended up just saying more or less *Yea so what if life is meaningless so what*. You fool, you redditer, you just admitted, life, is meaningless therefore all the words, and arguments coming out of your mouth, are meaningless and pointless, and you're just wasting your breather on nothing then. You're chasing Phantoms essentially. It's actually pretty funny the holes people will dig themselves into with materialism once you hit the nail on the head which i think C.S lewis did to a tee, even though being Anglican


ed7da2 No.675557

>>675553

Breath*


5446d6 No.675701

Saved.


9c8921 No.676467

This made me wonder, do catholic priests wear their dress when they shower?




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