Should I be (Southern) Baptist or Presbyterian? Convince me.

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Christanon 07/15/18 (Sun) 01:43:47 0acda3 No.675253

Should I be (Southern) Baptist or Presbyterian? Convince me.

Christanon 07/15/18 (Sun) 01:53:41 4366d7 No.675254

BEGOME ORDODOX

Christanon 07/15/18 (Sun) 01:58:26 441852 No.675256

Baptist are less cucked than Presbyterians. Rednecks > cityfags.

Christanon 07/15/18 (Sun) 02:06:36 cdb0b8 No.675257

>>675253

Read Calvin on baptism

Christanon 07/15/18 (Sun) 02:12:09 ace14b No.675258

>>675253

>should I be Protestant or Protestant?

top lel

Christanon 07/15/18 (Sun) 02:35:48 268b08 No.675267

>>675258

Lol this

Christanon 07/15/18 (Sun) 02:51:51 5144b7 No.675271

Drumpf is a Presbyterian apparently. Presbyterians are also said to be among the most affluent denominations. Seen a few Chinese Presbyterian churches in my metro area.

Baptistism is the true religion of America though.

If you have to be Protestant confessional Lutheranism is better than anything.

Christanon 07/15/18 (Sun) 02:58:26 3610ba No.675272

Presbyterian predestined elect master race

Christanon 07/15/18 (Sun) 03:12:29 0acda3 No.675276

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>Catholics

>in my thread

I think I'll stick with Southern Baptist.

Christanon 07/15/18 (Sun) 03:19:31 649bbd No.675278

>>675258

>>675267

What’s the joke here? Different Protestant denominations exists, with a heck of a load of differences. The idea that Protestant denominations are interchangeable is absurd.

Christanon 07/15/18 (Sun) 03:32:38 0acda3 No.675279

>>675278

Don't feed the trolls mate.

Christanon 07/15/18 (Sun) 03:58:01 3610ba No.675283

>>675278

Don't they all believe in the five Solas and thus are saved, the differences being schools of thought more than anything?

Christanon 07/15/18 (Sun) 04:23:40 50f652 No.675287

>>675253

Presbyterians have better theology on the sacraments than Baptists do (though it's still shitty), but Presbyterians are all liberal now and allow women Elders and faggot marriage and the like. Southern Baptists are much more conservative as they abhor faggot marriage and believe men are the rulers. Therefore I'd encourage Southern Baptists since neither have valid sacraments anyway and Southern Baptists don't actively promote sin like many Presbyterians do.

You should begome gadolig or ordodox though.

Christanon 07/15/18 (Sun) 04:42:17 6f3e49 No.675289

>>675287

> Southern Baptists are much more conservative as they abhor faggot marriage and believe men are the rulers.

That may not be true for long, evidently the southern baptist convention has been moving towards a more "progressive" outlook on sodomy.

Also OP I recommend you begome katholic

Christanon 07/15/18 (Sun) 05:10:45 c4e2c2 No.675293

None

Christanon 07/15/18 (Sun) 08:30:25 bb75aa No.675324

no

Christanon 07/15/18 (Sun) 08:38:14 791595 No.675327

>>675253

>what kind of heretic do I become

Play eenie meenie miney moe

Christanon 07/15/18 (Sun) 11:44:26 441852 No.675398

>>675271

*Baptismistism.

Christanon 07/15/18 (Sun) 11:47:20 003d0b No.675400

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Meet in the middle and become Reformed Baptist.

>>675276

>pregnant Confederate Anne Frank

lel

Christanon 07/15/18 (Sun) 19:18:11 0acda3 No.675596

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>>675400

Christanon 07/15/18 (Sun) 19:50:22 cdb0b8 No.675603

>>675276

>>675596

NBF?

Christanon 07/15/18 (Sun) 21:32:27 0acda3 No.675639

>>675603

Possibly..

Christanon 07/15/18 (Sun) 23:45:17 e5f19c No.675694

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>wanting to become any sort of christian

>posting multiple images of a tortured child depicted as a lusty whore.

Christanon 07/16/18 (Mon) 01:33:05 cda16e No.675745

>>675694

It is okay, she's Jewish and went to hell.

Christanon 07/16/18 (Mon) 01:41:31 5b8245 No.675750

>>675253

Because the apostles would feel at home in our churches and know that God's gospel has be listened to.

Christanon 07/16/18 (Mon) 02:21:00 3610ba No.675768

>>675750

bait.

Christanon 07/16/18 (Mon) 03:07:27 5b8245 No.675790

>>675768

Well, we are fishers of men.

Christanon 07/16/18 (Mon) 05:41:33 e2d053 No.675832

>>675278

>The idea that Protestant denominations are interchangeable is absurd.

They are in Germany. If you go to an Evangelische Kirche, the specific church could be following any number or mixture of protestant theologies. They don't make the distinction that we do.