ee18f1 No.671529
Jesus confirmed on halfchan
89bde0 No.671532
>>671529
Link to thread, I want to see some of the replies.
74a09a No.671534
b9d5be No.671535
17a673 No.671539
REJOICE BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!
bed06a No.671553
>>671539
>>671540
>>671542
These pics make me happy, reminds me of my favorite Bible verse, Matthew 10:34
>Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword
b94bdf No.671576
>The end is nigh
He's just talking about rampant immoral behavior, r-right?
47fac3 No.671581
That's awesome. Nothing better than the LARPagans and kek autists getting triggered.
9d9f24 No.671583
>>671576
I would not be surprised if the End Times starts 10 minutes after this post.
719d79 No.671589
>>671583
All one can do is beg for forgiveness.
ba41da No.671595
Anon compared digits to Urim and Thummim in a followup thread on /pol/. Never thought of it that way. The kek nonsense needs to end.
e14f3d No.671611
I love that through all the halfchan /pol/ bullshit, this was the one.
bd8699 No.671616
>>671611
That's the real kicker. It could've been the thousands of "race war now"s and instead it was glorifying God.
dcdb00 No.671631
>>671534
There was a huge get on 8/pol/ by the creator of Christ-chan, with pictures of Christ-chan. All the numbers were 8 or something like that. So of course salty enemies of Christianity complained bitterly and started posting gore. Then the mods deleted the thread. I should have taken a screenshot but didn't think to do so in time.
I have started thinking that Kek = God. Even on this board the digits show patterns. Have you noticed the pattern in the content of the posts where the digits end in 666? When you think about it, affecting what would seem to be random chance does not override people's free will or make the world unpredictable for humans. Several important systems in the world behave as described by the Chaos Theory. Weather is a major example. As far as you or any weather forecaster is concerned, you have no idea whether or not a butterfly flapped its wings in the Amazon rainforest several months earlier to make clouds part and sun shine through for you at a significant emotional moment.
7df4d1 No.671640
>>671631
>I have started thinking that Kek = God.
I'm curious what other anons think of this here.
Truthfully I'm very hesitant.
bf5a04 No.671663
Funny how the mods SHUT IT DOWN
3786f5 No.671668
Mods are in overdrive mode on halfchan's /pol/ now and Christian threads just keep coming, it's pretty funny actually, they can't prune them fast enough. People are really mad that this GET got removed, talks of "spiritual warfare" all across the board. It's been a good day.
e451d5 No.671669
>>671640
Absolute heresy and offence to God.
winnie the pooh meme went too far. Give it a little more time and they start worshiping kek. From that moment on they'll be worshipping a Demon.
eef729 No.671742
>>671698
>Watch out. /pol/ gonna be triggered
At least half of /pol/ is Christian.
c26295 No.671772
>>671669
>Start worshiping Kek
People unironically do that on /pol/ here if I am not mistaken.
719d79 No.672129
>>671742
That would be nice.
98cf32 No.672170
>>671640
>frog god, complete with idols
>Egyptian pantheon
>god of chaos
The image of our God is Man, not frog. Our God is a God of law and order, not chaos.
620b5b No.672183
>>671742
>At least half of /pol/ is Christian
What is a dream…
002fa1 No.672197
>>671742
Maybe at some point but not a chance these days. I'd guess 30% AT MOST.
8a08d2 No.672219
>>671742
>At least half of /pol/ is Christian.
490de6 No.672238
>>672219
>>671742
Hell there no longer libertarians or conservatives on /pol/ anymore. It all neopagans and trump worshipers circjerking.
ae9ccb No.672325
>>671631
>I have started thinking that Kek = God
Absolutely heretical. I beg you to repent.
620b5b No.672326
>>672238
Funny how they grow up and move on.
cdd301 No.672380
>>671698
>Watch out. (((/pol/))) gonna be triggered
aeb4ac No.672662
>>672442
>Hitler was a manlet
He was an actual soldier and taller than most if not all other leaders.
There was no holocaust, and yeah no shit he killed more whites than jews since only about two hundred thousand kikes kicked the bucket.
The winnie the pooh flu kills more whites than Hitler killed jews.
487541 No.672753
I am from "HalfChan" and witnessed it. And from the few days I am on this board I want to say: Why in Gods name are y'all so bloody bluepilled lukewarm "christians"? Or excuse me, maybe they were shills, I don't know, but still denying that white people are the true Israelites and not having one single anti-satanist thread or talking about hell, like everything is happy go lucky and Jesus, Jesus, was just only peace and nothing else.
487541 No.672756
>>672753
I forgot to mention that you love Israel and the (((jews))) doya?
c9018c No.672760
>>672753
>>672756
You can quit larping. The Church is the Church, not muh yurope. And you must be new, because we talk about hell all the time.
>Hahaha boy do I sure hate blacks and brown people
>Kek awoo muh beus bult
>We gotta fight the globalists by posting memes
>KEkekekekek awoo
>Guys am I doing it right this what conservative Christians act like
>Huh guys, right, guys? Am I doing it right?
>We wiz the lost tribes an' sheit, also boy do I hate blacks for their wewuzism
>Awoo awoo check these digits
487541 No.672768
>>672760
Where the winnie the pooh is the Church in the Bible? Where do Jesus directly says the Church is the Salvation and that being chosen means nothing anymore?
Deuteronomy 7:6
For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God: the LORD thy God hath chosen thee to be a special people unto himself, above all people that are upon the face of the earth.
Also implying since I am from 4Chan you associate everything I say from it, while I did my studies before I found this website.
Nowadays church are lukewarm peacemongers and tigger and islam and jew lovers.
c9018c No.672770
>>672768
The Church is defined as all of Christ's followers, not a physical location. Or are you just going to pretend He didn't say to go out and preach to all the world?
487541 No.672771
>>672770
He said, yet we are still special. Jesus was a white man you dirty denier
c9018c No.672774
>>672771
I never said he wasn't white. Im not stupid. Bit since the covenant of Abraham is fulfilled im Christ, there is no purpose to saying that salvation depends on ancestry. It is Christ's Invisible Church that should be your concern, not man-made culture. Now get over yourself.
efc6f4 No.672782
>>672753
>white people are the true Israelites
WE
331410 No.672821
>>672770
The Church is defined as the church built on top of St. Peter, hence why apostolic succession is so important
c9018c No.672830
>>672821
Well which one is it, geographical location or apostolic succession?
331410 No.672834
>>672830
where did scripture ever say anything about geographical location?
Christ states, in no uncertain terms, His Church will be built on St. Peter.
If you're going to bring up the Bishop of Rome and the issue of papal supremacy, refer to Isiah, but it's a different argument altogether.
c9018c No.672838
>>672834
I'm talking about Mr. Wewuz in the above posts. I'm not debating apostolic succession.
0e7318 No.672874
>>672871
I can't imagine being this asspained.
eef137 No.672984
>>672180
>>671698
If you have more information on this i'd love to read into it.
ca62f0 No.673120
>>671534
>this is the true state of half-chan today
I'm not surprised.
Remember when /b/ was good, fellas?
Well, alright, when 16yo m00t actually believed in all the shit he said?
ca62f0 No.673121
>>672442
this_guy_knows_whats_going_on.txt
38a9e7 No.679377
>>671638
>blotting out Christ's face
4aeee9 No.679385
>>673120
>Remember when /b/ was good, fellas?
No.
c09d17 No.679399
>>672219
>.gif
Have the webm.
17a673 No.679409
>>671698
adam green is that you
466dd8 No.679414
>>671529
>the end is nigh
Sure feels like it with all the crazy stuff that's been happening…
ec89f3 No.679415
>>679414
The ride only gets crazier from here on out.
228cf6 No.680692
>>672180
I prefer the Trump worshipers over Varg worshipers. At least Trump worshipers (if they're not full on Kek worshipers) are usually either for or neutral on Christianity and religion, but Varg worshipers straight up want to burn down churches and kill all "traitors", and it only gets worse with the insane amount of influence Varg is getting on youtube and imageboard culture because of his "anti-porn" sentiment being liked by Christians thinking of converting to his weird cultish brand of norse paganism because they consider it "truly" beyond conservatism.
>>672238
There do seem to be more protestants as of late over there, but they always seem to just help fan the flames that keep Varg worshipers lit by sharing so many talking points and memes with them.
490de6 No.681040
>>680692
I say let /pol/ be humiliated and fail. They deserve everything coming to do.