>John dies
>The Apostolic Fathers appointed by the Apostles corrupted the true Independent Fundamental Baptist Church somehow
>No mention of this at all in early Christian writing
>The Church starts following the traditions of men at some indeterminate point and become Cathlodox
>The persecuted Christian community starts persecuting Independent Fundamental Baptists
>Independent Fundamental Baptists still exist in pockets of resistance
>All of the records of their existence at the time of the early church were burned by the papists
>Emperor Constantine founds the Roman Catholic Church, introduces unspecified pagan rites into Christian liturgy, adds books to the Word, forces everyone to worship Mary
>The Catholic Trail of Blood
>In 1611 King James commissions the only God-breathed and 100% accurate translation of the Bible in existence
Is this just Baptist shitposting or do they unironically believe this?