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Isn't it awesome... Christanon 05/20/18 (Sun) 08:18:00 c5fcc4 No.650287

…that right now we're all speaking the language the Bible was originally written in? From 1604-1611, 54 translators under King James VI and I were inspired by the Holy Ghost himself to write the Bible!

English is the language of God, and when the Bible was first authored in 1611 the world received the fullness of the truth of God!

So, since we, the English speaking people, have had the amazing privilege of speaking the language the Bible was originally written in, we must do as Je'sus himself says in Matthew 28:19, "Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:"

We must teach every nation English so that they can read the Bible. Nobody can read the Bible without knowing English! Jesus commanded us to teach English to all the nations that the world may read the Bible, so let us do that, that they may come to know Je'sus Christ, the Lord and savior of mankind, and that through his blood they may be saved from all their sins. Amen.

Christanon 05/20/18 (Sun) 08:18:52 4fc942 No.650288

lol

Christanon 05/20/18 (Sun) 08:20:03 d331b5 No.650291

>>650287

So do you expect us to all learn greek or hebrew instead?

Christanon 05/20/18 (Sun) 08:22:10 0a57b0 No.650292

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Please stop.

Christanon 05/20/18 (Sun) 08:28:11 b711f7 No.650293

>>650291

Uh, yeah.

Christanon 05/20/18 (Sun) 08:37:34 fd9840 No.650298

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>>650291

We don't need to "go back to the Greek" as some phony stupid pastors say. The Bible in English is perfect as it is, the Greek and Hebrew manuscripts were only prototypes to the Bible but were not inspired. What we find in the original Greek and Hebrew manuscripts did not become inspired until they were written down in English and thus the Bible did not exist before 1611 since no inspired text ever existed in the world prior to 1611.

Now, there are many so called "other versions" in English, but those aren't actually the Bible. Satan himself wrote those! The so called NIV is one of them, and it actually comes from Satanic manuscripts and was written by Satan himself! Only those commissioned under King James were given the inspiration to write the Bible, also known as the King James Version (which is synonymous with the word "Bible"). Since the Bible does not exist in any other language but English, we must teach people English so they can read the inspired word of God in the Bible/KJV just as Jesus commanded us!

Christanon 05/20/18 (Sun) 08:39:26 b711f7 No.650299

>>650298

Sir, what if I told you that King James was a raging dandy?

Christanon 05/20/18 (Sun) 09:01:04 902902 No.650307

AMEN

Christanon 05/20/18 (Sun) 10:17:32 d5dc6d No.650327

>>650291

How about modern English? So many people who tout the KJV can't even read early modern English correctly and parrot all sorts of nonsense.

Christanon 05/20/18 (Sun) 15:22:05 45520a No.650377

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>>650287

>We must teach every nation English so that they can read the Bible. Nobody can read the Bible without knowing English!

Christanon 05/20/18 (Sun) 15:23:34 45520a No.650378

>>650299

What if I told you the butthurt english made up that lie because a scottsman was on the throne?

Christanon 05/20/18 (Sun) 15:29:26 3e5227 No.650379

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>>650298

We doesn't need to "go back to the Greek" as sum lame ass pastors say. The BABLE in Ebonics is good, the Greek and Hebrew BABLE wuz just prototypes to the BABLE but wuzn't inspired. What we tiggas find in the original Greek and Hebrew BABLE wuzn't inspired until they wuz written in da Eebonics and thus the BABLE did not exist before 2111 since no inspired text ever existed in the world prior to 2111.

Now, there are many so called "other versions" in English, but those aren't actually the BABLE. THE DEVUL himself wrote those! Da so called NIV is one of them, and it actually comes from devul manuscripts and was written by the devul himself! Only those said uqnder Kang Jeromes wuz given the inspiration to write the BABLE, also known as the Kang Jeromes Version (which is synonymous with the word "BABLE"). Since the BABLE does not exist in any other language but English, we must teach people English so they can read the inspired word of God in the BABLE/KJV just as YEEZUS commanded us.

Christanon 05/20/18 (Sun) 15:50:23 6f607c No.650386

>>650378

What if I told you he had at least three male lovers?

Christanon 05/20/18 (Sun) 16:49:59 d65da6 No.650392

>>650386

What if I told you those were also lies

Christanon 05/20/18 (Sun) 17:10:48 ac451a No.650403

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