"Look, I know you love me, believe in me, and kept my commandments, but it says right here that you're a protestant. Sorry buddy, it's hell for you."

Email
Comment *
File	Select/drop/paste files here
Password	(Randomized for file and post deletion; you may also set your own.)
* = required field	[▶ Show post options & limits] Confused? See the FAQ.

Embed	(replaces files and can be used instead)
Options	Do not bump (you can also write sage in the email field) Spoiler images (this replaces the thumbnails of your images with question marks)
Allowed file types:jpg, jpeg, gif, png, webm, mp4, pdf Max filesize is 16 MB. Max image dimensions are 15000 x 15000. You may upload 5 per post.

File: c70eb3f1c63ffb7⋯.jpg (224.51 KB, 560x720, 7:9, fb09ab5504c42020a091ceb904….jpg)

Christanon 05/08/18 (Tue) 19:15:03 8764e1 No.644771

"Look, I know you love me, believe in me, and kept my commandments, but it says right here that you're a protestant. Sorry buddy, it's hell for you."

Christanon 05/08/18 (Tue) 19:44:58 ca08fa No.644787

>>644771

>kept my commandments

>you're a protestant

Christanon 05/08/18 (Tue) 19:45:48 4cdbdc No.644788

>>644787

/thread

Christanon 05/08/18 (Tue) 20:04:17 04ad08 No.644798

>>644787

lmao

Christanon 05/08/18 (Tue) 20:32:50 a1095f No.644812

>>644787

>Protestantism

>Theological Dumpster fire

Christanon 05/08/18 (Tue) 20:39:32 cb1f89 No.644814

>>644771

"You've committed unspeakable acts, but you bought an indulgence from the Vatican guess I'll be letting you in then…."

Christanon 05/08/18 (Tue) 21:00:56 4cdbdc No.644822

>>644814

Five hundred years later, still mad enough to tell lies

Christanon 05/08/18 (Tue) 21:04:45 8711ca No.644824

>>644814

"I told you to pray directly to God but you sent over 1 millions prayers to my mother…for some reason…so you get a pass into heaven!"

Christanon 05/08/18 (Tue) 21:08:53 2fa8e4 No.644825

>>644787

>>644788

>>644798

Where is being a catholic ever commanded?

Christanon 05/08/18 (Tue) 21:16:21 e432e1 No.644828

>>644787

fpbp

Christanon 05/08/18 (Tue) 21:37:32 b1cb55 No.644840

>>644825

It would seem that protestants have no love for their neighbor and would never give their lives for their friends, what with total depravity and predestination

Christanon 05/08/18 (Tue) 21:41:19 2fa8e4 No.644844

>>644840

>Calvinists are the only protestants

In that case, Anglicans are the only apostolics

Christanon 05/08/18 (Tue) 21:49:13 b1cb55 No.644852

>>644844

What non-calvinist protestants are left? Lutherans exist only nominally as far as I can tell.

Christanon 05/09/18 (Wed) 01:22:14 bfe483 No.645018

Ecumenism is apathy. Ecumenism is a slippery slope that leads to Bergoglio telling people that "good" atheist and m*slims are saved.

>>644787

Pretty much.