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Christanon 04/05/18 (Thu) 17:20:18 2126df No.630141

>Jesus wore a long rob-

Christanon 04/05/18 (Thu) 17:23:17 2126df No.630144

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Christanon 04/05/18 (Thu) 18:23:40 e2c764 No.630165

The absolute state of Protestantism.

Christanon 04/05/18 (Thu) 18:28:42 2126df No.630169

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>>630165

>Baptists

>pr*Testant

Christanon 04/05/18 (Thu) 18:39:46 aa16ff No.630171

>be man

>come out of shower

>put on robe

>instantly go to hell for being a dress-wearing effeminate

Christanon 04/05/18 (Thu) 18:43:45 55c720 No.630173

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>>630165

Christanon 04/05/18 (Thu) 18:45:59 0702d5 No.630174

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Why either?>>630144

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 00:48:58 8772bd No.630386

>>630141

This is weird

Christanon 04/07/18 (Sat) 00:56:10 abcc26 No.630853

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Christanon 04/07/18 (Sat) 01:00:41 6c590f No.630858

He wore blue jeans and a white undershirt! He also had a buzzcut!

Christanon 04/07/18 (Sat) 01:01:24 6c590f No.630859

>>630169

that headcanon tho

Christanon 04/07/18 (Sat) 02:28:51 7b8fc2 No.630919

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>Jesus wore a long Rob

Christanon 04/07/18 (Sat) 04:34:18 5e098f No.630962

If it aint cathodox it's a heretic

Christanon 04/07/18 (Sat) 09:35:43 f1c590 No.631022

>early christians were sola scriptur-

Christanon 04/20/18 (Fri) 12:24:31 3b2f8c No.636607

OP stop shilling your sermon

Christanon 04/20/18 (Fri) 18:00:41 9b6d6e No.636689

so st. John was wrong in revelations? we're actually wearing white jeans?

Christanon 04/20/18 (Fri) 18:16:22 ef3348 No.636697

>>630173

>claiming to be the successors to Bogimilists and Albigensians

So baptists are gnostics, then?

>claiming to be the successors to donatists

So baptists believe that Jesus was/is a spooky ghost then?

Christanon 04/20/18 (Fri) 18:27:20 9b6d6e No.636701

what's with protestants going "YA YA, MHM, DATS RIGHT, MHM"

Christanon 04/20/18 (Fri) 18:27:57 a9e714 No.636702

>>636697

>So baptists are gnostics, then?

It's interesting that their bible of choice (KJV) was largely the work of a Bogimilist.

Christanon 04/20/18 (Fri) 18:30:24 ef3348 No.636703

>>636702

Huh, I didn't know that

who was the Bogomilist that contributed to it?

Christanon 04/20/18 (Fri) 18:32:18 8dcac4 No.636704

>>636703

Bogdanov himself

Christanon 04/20/18 (Fri) 18:36:40 ef3348 No.636707

>>636704

Who?

Christanon 04/20/18 (Fri) 18:40:16 a9e714 No.636709

>>636707

He's joking.

>>636703

Tyndale, not a Bogomilist but an admitted sympathizer.

Christanon 04/20/18 (Fri) 18:41:14 ef3348 No.636710

>>636709

Ah

Christanon 04/20/18 (Fri) 19:30:05 aa16ff No.636723

>>636709

>an admitted sympathizer

Proofs?

Christanon 04/20/18 (Fri) 19:30:14 8dcac4 No.636724

>>636707

Igor bogdanoff

Christanon 04/20/18 (Fri) 21:25:55 4bd92b No.636756

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for further use

Christanon 04/20/18 (Fri) 22:23:45 2342c0 No.636779

>>630173

>Tertullian

>In the line of baptists

He appealed to apostolic succession in his writings.

>Jack Hyles

Wasn't he riddled with scandals? People saying that sexual abuse was rampant in his church and that he was more like a cult leader with people following him without question?

Christanon 04/22/18 (Sun) 15:17:16 a3ba0d No.637405

>>630858

Well he certainly didn't have long hair.

>1Cor 11:14 Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?

Christanon 04/22/18 (Sun) 15:20:33 21e58c No.637407

>>637405

How long is long though?

Christanon 04/22/18 (Sun) 15:33:08 a56cbc No.637409

>>637407

Past mid-thigh is too long.

Christanon 05/09/18 (Wed) 05:24:24 4f1082 No.645070

>>630141

He's convinced me to consider that our Lord may have with pants under his long robes.

Christanon 05/09/18 (Wed) 07:27:35 241a6c No.645080

>>637407

To your shoulders wasn't long back then, half way down your back was.

Christanon 05/09/18 (Wed) 07:36:59 d68e5f No.645082

>>636703

Can Ah get an amen?

AAAAAYMEN

Christanon 05/09/18 (Wed) 08:36:07 534ab2 No.645087

>>637407

if you can hold it between your fingers its too long

Christanon 05/09/18 (Wed) 11:38:06 5645a4 No.645113

>>645087

tell that to Samson.

Christanon 05/09/18 (Wed) 15:27:58 99da33 No.645203

This is kinda narcistic and insulting. He can't accept how Jesus looked unless it's exactly like him? What's next?

>And Jesus' hair was actually really short, just like his beard.

>He also preached in a somewhat high and nagging voice, in English. This was forgotten until the KJV was published.

>>636701

For some people it's not enough to be a christian, they gotta let everybody know that they are the perfect christian. Might as well just go and pray loudly in the streets.

Christanon 05/10/18 (Thu) 02:07:42 01a29d No.645492

You know it's funny every time

Christanon 05/10/18 (Thu) 02:35:53 4327e1 No.645501

>>645203

>He can't accept how Jesus looked unless it's exactly like him?

Besides the Bible says he has short hair and not a long robe. And he was saying it's bad that some white people try to make Jesus white skinned, blond hair, and blue eyed like they are

>>He also preached in a somewhat high and nagging voice, in English. This was forgotten until the KJV was published.

James 16:11

I speak unto ye my brethren, and we know that the holy scriptures are inspired by our Lord and preserved in the King James Version, that was given to the prophet Moses at Mount Sinai.