9f12cf No.628730
>going to church one day
>this large gentleman steps in front of you and blocks you from going to church
>Still believing in 2000 year old fairy tales huh christfag?
Wat do?
8393b5 No.628735
Make the sign of the cross over him and make my way to church. If he follows me, dude should know that the Divine Liturgy is long.
7375e0 No.628737
That poor lad probably can’t stand so I’ll just walk around
4cd5a0 No.628738
>>628730
<BEGONE THOT
(that heathen over there)
91d611 No.628742
>>628737
Tell him to politely go away so I and others can get to Church.
>if says no
My fellow Christians and I physically remove him from our path
>if is as big as pic related
Call the fire department and probably the police
05dcbc No.628751
What do you guys think about the fact that this guy and others like him are probably just random fat/ugly/nerdy guys in fedoras (not necessarily atheists)? Isn't it wrong to drag these guys into our memes?
d3592d No.628752
598cbf No.628755
>>628742
>not just using the poke flute
8ad4e9 No.628781
>>628730
Man the harpoons of course.
6271ea No.628784
3f020a No.628808
9f12cf No.628816
>>628751
theyre not memes friend…
9f12cf No.628818
>>628816
oops sorry for doubling the images i didnt notice.
>bonus fedora for my mistake
b8613b No.628821
>>628819
Wow, no mater how much they try to shame you for being a Christian, you will never be as cringy as these examples.
e7954d No.635985
>>628819
>>628818
>>628730
>he wears a fedora
>not only does he wear a fedora after 1970, but he wears one without a matching suit, after 1970
838a2f No.635989
10cb14 No.635993
>>628730
Tell him that he doesn't have a gf while most christians his age do. Therefore his belief system puts him at an evolutionary disadvantage.
05c2ab No.636012
>>628730
Oh… this thread again, with the same picture.
1927ce No.636038
Think you're so smart?
Refute the Summa if you're so great.
d15065 No.636043
>>636012
Oh… this anon again, with the same cock down his throat.
b6dfc5 No.636047
Faith alone validates my salvation, and also my religion.
05c2ab No.636053
>>636043
First, making the same thread over and over and now using your selfies to insult people on the internet; how sad anon, your mother would be ashamed if she wasn't already overwhelmed with shame from your general sexual preferences that come with being the OP
eedb3d No.636080
>>635993
I kinda wanna use this. Just to watch him scramble to defend his bull.
8d8cd2 No.636081
>>628730
I tip his fedora, say "Bahnsen," and proceed to go to church like a big boy.
c763ad No.636107
When I was going to church today some people from across the street(atleast like 150 feet away) were yelling at me not to go.
958c1b No.636129
>>628730
>>636107
"You're violating my NAP here, you're putting me in a self defence situation here! Uh oh!"
07880c No.636219
>>636129
did someone say NAP violation?
c8c79a No.636240
*unsheathe the grace of God gifted to an unworthy sinner like myself*
*be carried by a flight of angels to the door*
c5496a No.636265
>say "God bless you!"
>when he gasps for air, I run around him and enter church
623ed6 No.636853
>>628730
Say I will pray for an end to his gluttony
Easy mode is of course when someone with an obvious shortcoming comes to criticize you
a0ec69 No.636859
>>628730
the fact that you would type a word like that and submit it to the internet shows you are not a serious Christian.
ebbe41 No.636869
>>628819
He forgot to BASIC and add:
[code]GOTO 1[code]
5e9db3 No.636877
I would feel so much pity for this man.
176bfd No.637048
>>628735
beutiful painting, who is it depicting
a0ec69 No.637062
>>636885
Yes, you need to go back there. Here its unthinkable to profane the name of our Lord in such a way.
b29d3e No.637202
"Heh you think that's juice you're vaping? I replaced it with Holy Water 10 minutes ago. See ya 'round kid"
e4ba03 No.637234
>>636219
this machine kills jesuits (cough "juche is christian" twit eceleb earl of grey)
a0ec69 No.637241
>>637197
Why do you keep declaring that you're an atheist?
b8b1bb No.637404
494ab6 No.637911
>>637910
Press S to Spit on Grave
S
613bd8 No.637913
>>637910
>>637911
S
also
*nods respectfully at SWAG fedora gamer*
623ed6 No.637916
>>637910
What is it with fedoras and ill health?
<And they complain and say we are in a hurry to get to heaven
Nihilists hate life I guess so they smoke, eat and drink their way to eternity, at least some of them.
af9422 No.637931
>>637910
F
He's a fedora, but he didn't deserve it tbh.
021eed No.637932
>>637910
I can't even laugh at this. It's just sad.
>>637916
It's that SWAG life man.
Soyboys Whining At God
c583de No.638202
>>637911
Maybe on other boards that behavior is seen as acceptable, but Disrespecting the dead is not a christian value, regardless of how atheist he was.
623ed6 No.638264
>>637910
>>638202
Yeah, F
Drowning from pulmonary edema seems like a genuinely awful way to go too
494ab6 No.638862
>>638202
>Luke 9:59-60
(59) And he said unto another, Follow me. But he said, Lord, suffer me first to go and bury my father.
(60) Jesus said unto him, Let the dead bury their dead: but go thou and preach the kingdom of God.
a0ec69 No.638864
the fedora poster is just a butthurt postironic atheist.
623ed6 No.638867
>>638862
And that's why I see abandoned corpses just lying around in Christian countries.
No, the man was saying "wait until I can divide my father's estate, then I will serve you." Jesus has zero toleration for this idea
494ab6 No.638870
>>638867
>Luke 16:23-25
(23) And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
(24) And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
(25) But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.
>Proverbs 1:25-29
(25) But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof:
(26) I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;
(27) When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.
(28) Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:
(29) For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the LORD:
746686 No.638872
>>637911
Not very christlike.
0198df No.638874
>>628730
Well it will be one of those cases I guess
e168da No.638896
>>637910
F
He, like all atheist from the current and most recent generation is a product of degeneracy. If he had a stronger familial unit that was dedicated to Christ, he may have found a different road and would not have become the center of a joke. It's more sad than anything.
>St. Joseph
hopefully he had a changing experience while he was in there, the approach of death can scare peoples "beliefs" right away. Pray for his soul, was probably a nice kid.
a3e2cf No.646318
7e8b22 No.646367
>>637911
>>637913
Absolutely disgusting.
Now repent and pray for forgiveness.
7e8b22 No.646376
>>638896
>>638202
>>637916
>>637913
>>637911
Also, he hardly seems to have been a militant atheist of the kind OP is making fun of, if he even was an atheist at all. A quick look at his Facebook shows him thanking a person who said she will pray for him, no hate towards Christianity, and his obituary does talk about God. It seems he was just a standard nerd.
64ed30 No.646385
>>637910
F for fedora
If he is bound for hell may his pain be calmed
If he is bound for heaven may his joy be excited
Amen
5dcfc0 No.647865
>>637916
>If after the manner of men I have fought with beasts at Ephesus, what advantageth it me, if the dead rise not? let us eat and drink; for tomorrow we die.
1 Corinthians 15:32