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The Lord is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? the Lord is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?

File: 6c7694eb52076d4⋯.jpg (120.09 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 1509864896287.jpg)

9f12cf No.628730

>going to church one day

>this large gentleman steps in front of you and blocks you from going to church

>Still believing in 2000 year old fairy tales huh christfag?

Wat do?

8393b5 No.628735

File: 5bd0960baebe57b⋯.jpg (800.69 KB, 1668x2048, 417:512, softener.jpg)

Make the sign of the cross over him and make my way to church. If he follows me, dude should know that the Divine Liturgy is long.


7375e0 No.628737

That poor lad probably can’t stand so I’ll just walk around


4cd5a0 No.628738

>>628730

<BEGONE THOT

(that heathen over there)


91d611 No.628742

File: d8a1d4da16c507e⋯.png (80.45 KB, 500x439, 500:439, tumblr_inline_nfov5b32R41q….png)

>>628737

Tell him to politely go away so I and others can get to Church.

>if says no

My fellow Christians and I physically remove him from our path

>if is as big as pic related

Call the fire department and probably the police


05dcbc No.628751

What do you guys think about the fact that this guy and others like him are probably just random fat/ugly/nerdy guys in fedoras (not necessarily atheists)? Isn't it wrong to drag these guys into our memes?


d3592d No.628752

"No u"


598cbf No.628755

>>628742

>not just using the poke flute


8ad4e9 No.628781

>>628730

Man the harpoons of course.


6271ea No.628784

Pray for him.


3f020a No.628808


9f12cf No.628816

>>628751

theyre not memes friend…


9f12cf No.628818

File: e28e8a747077f97⋯.png (1.18 MB, 950x761, 950:761, 1522440771304.png)

>>628816

oops sorry for doubling the images i didnt notice.

>bonus fedora for my mistake


9f12cf No.628819

File: 854acce8f7a3e02⋯.jpg (24.16 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1508452944187.jpg)

File: cd631d98b367bda⋯.jpg (95.24 KB, 862x1018, 431:509, 1508453096640.jpg)

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b8613b No.628821

File: 64812d12e9df665⋯.jpg (284.67 KB, 1536x2048, 3:4, 1508552252558.jpg)

>>628819

Wow, no mater how much they try to shame you for being a Christian, you will never be as cringy as these examples.


e7954d No.635985

File: d8211eba28bc0dc⋯.jpg (39.34 KB, 600x532, 150:133, virgin and chad laugh.jpg)

>>628819

>>628818

>>628730

>he wears a fedora

>not only does he wear a fedora after 1970, but he wears one without a matching suit, after 1970


838a2f No.635989

>>628752

Savage.


10cb14 No.635993

File: 73f0dcbe890689c⋯.jpg (77.69 KB, 742x589, 742:589, 2e8.jpg)

>>628730

Tell him that he doesn't have a gf while most christians his age do. Therefore his belief system puts him at an evolutionary disadvantage.


05c2ab No.636012

>>628730

Oh… this thread again, with the same picture.


1927ce No.636038

Think you're so smart?

Refute the Summa if you're so great.


d15065 No.636043

File: 8e49072ba4c7ea2⋯.png (84.93 KB, 800x600, 4:3, I are very smart.png)

>>636012

Oh… this anon again, with the same cock down his throat.


b6dfc5 No.636047

Faith alone validates my salvation, and also my religion.


05c2ab No.636053

>>636043

First, making the same thread over and over and now using your selfies to insult people on the internet; how sad anon, your mother would be ashamed if she wasn't already overwhelmed with shame from your general sexual preferences that come with being the OP


eedb3d No.636080

>>635993

I kinda wanna use this. Just to watch him scramble to defend his bull.


8d8cd2 No.636081

File: a152747a6a1a9cd⋯.jpg (298.19 KB, 800x800, 1:1, bahnsen_1.jpg)

>>628730

I tip his fedora, say "Bahnsen," and proceed to go to church like a big boy.


c763ad No.636107

When I was going to church today some people from across the street(atleast like 150 feet away) were yelling at me not to go.


958c1b No.636129

File: ac0fe9ca2b3ac12⋯.jpg (47.24 KB, 700x699, 700:699, grumpy-tom-woods.jpg)

>>628730

>>636107

"You're violating my NAP here, you're putting me in a self defence situation here! Uh oh!"


07880c No.636219

File: b23cf19a7a7ad85⋯.png (288.54 KB, 793x794, 793:794, 1494559109432.png)

>>636129

did someone say NAP violation?


c8c79a No.636240

*unsheathe the grace of God gifted to an unworthy sinner like myself*

*be carried by a flight of angels to the door*


c5496a No.636265

>say "God bless you!"

>when he gasps for air, I run around him and enter church


623ed6 No.636853

>>628730

Say I will pray for an end to his gluttony

Easy mode is of course when someone with an obvious shortcoming comes to criticize you


a0ec69 No.636859

>>628730

the fact that you would type a word like that and submit it to the internet shows you are not a serious Christian.


ebbe41 No.636869

>>628819

He forgot to BASIC and add:

[code]GOTO 1[code]


5e9db3 No.636877

I would feel so much pity for this man.


ac2c66 No.636885

File: 357c9b2f5f61685⋯.jpg (47.16 KB, 543x960, 181:320, my potions would kill you ….jpg)

>>636859

back to reddit


176bfd No.637048

>>628735

beutiful painting, who is it depicting


a0ec69 No.637062

File: d96acff98733430⋯.png (53.38 KB, 571x618, 571:618, e43.png)

>>636885

Yes, you need to go back there. Here its unthinkable to profane the name of our Lord in such a way.


ac2c66 No.637197

File: b6b53497245c3c4⋯.gif (3.58 MB, 630x354, 105:59, 1520547580922.gif)


b29d3e No.637202

"Heh you think that's juice you're vaping? I replaced it with Holy Water 10 minutes ago. See ya 'round kid"


e4ba03 No.637234

>>636219

this machine kills jesuits (cough "juche is christian" twit eceleb earl of grey)


a0ec69 No.637241

>>637197

Why do you keep declaring that you're an atheist?


ac2c66 No.637306

File: ee3d37c4a6e72cb⋯.gif (390.21 KB, 480x270, 16:9, ee3d37c4a6e72cbfe933e78f09….gif)


5e9db3 No.637317

File: 2236a949b950cbc⋯.png (1.17 KB, 244x226, 122:113, serveimage.png)


b8b1bb No.637404


ac2c66 No.637523

File: b132cc61ee3a2af⋯.jpg (16.49 KB, 320x356, 80:89, 1510474352260.jpg)


75d303 No.637910

File: b4ebb79c1eb6dfb⋯.png (725.84 KB, 1080x727, 1080:727, Screenshot_20180423-084532.png)

Smh


494ab6 No.637911

>>637910

Press S to Spit on Grave

S


613bd8 No.637913

>>637910

>>637911

S

also

*nods respectfully at SWAG fedora gamer*


623ed6 No.637916

File: b5b6dfdbd44d781⋯.png (1.22 MB, 900x1200, 3:4, FedoraCringe.png)

>>637910

What is it with fedoras and ill health?

<And they complain and say we are in a hurry to get to heaven

Nihilists hate life I guess so they smoke, eat and drink their way to eternity, at least some of them.


af9422 No.637931

>>637910

F

He's a fedora, but he didn't deserve it tbh.


021eed No.637932

>>637910

I can't even laugh at this. It's just sad.

>>637916

It's that SWAG life man.

Soyboys Whining At God


c583de No.638202

>>637911

Maybe on other boards that behavior is seen as acceptable, but Disrespecting the dead is not a christian value, regardless of how atheist he was.


623ed6 No.638264

>>637910

>>638202

Yeah, F

Drowning from pulmonary edema seems like a genuinely awful way to go too


494ab6 No.638862

>>638202

>Luke 9:59-60

(59)  And he said unto another, Follow me. But he said, Lord, suffer me first to go and bury my father.

(60)  Jesus said unto him, Let the dead bury their dead: but go thou and preach the kingdom of God.


a0ec69 No.638864

File: 2ecfef9c63443aa⋯.gif (736.55 KB, 295x221, 295:221, cringe.gif)

the fedora poster is just a butthurt postironic atheist.


623ed6 No.638867

>>638862

And that's why I see abandoned corpses just lying around in Christian countries.

No, the man was saying "wait until I can divide my father's estate, then I will serve you." Jesus has zero toleration for this idea


494ab6 No.638870

>>638867

>Luke 16:23-25

(23)  And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.

(24)  And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.

(25)  But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.

>Proverbs 1:25-29

(25)  But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof:

(26)  I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;

(27)  When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.

(28)  Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:

(29)  For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the LORD:


746686 No.638872

>>637911

Not very christlike.


0198df No.638874

File: 19321562aea833c⋯.png (119.76 KB, 500x528, 125:132, atheist-in-a-wheelchair-ch….png)

>>628730

Well it will be one of those cases I guess


e072a4 No.638878

File: e5f18ca3ace6ef5⋯.png (590.32 KB, 997x750, 997:750, 1443665550229-4.png)

>>637910

F for fedora


fd1df3 No.638883

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

e168da No.638896

>>637910

F

He, like all atheist from the current and most recent generation is a product of degeneracy. If he had a stronger familial unit that was dedicated to Christ, he may have found a different road and would not have become the center of a joke. It's more sad than anything.

>St. Joseph

hopefully he had a changing experience while he was in there, the approach of death can scare peoples "beliefs" right away. Pray for his soul, was probably a nice kid.


a3e2cf No.646318

>>637404

thank you


7e8b22 No.646367

File: dfbcec457569ade⋯.jpg (550.09 KB, 1948x3059, 1948:3059, William-Adolphe_Bouguereau….jpg)

>>637911

>>637913

Absolutely disgusting.

Now repent and pray for forgiveness.


7e8b22 No.646376

>>638896

>>638202

>>637916

>>637913

>>637911

Also, he hardly seems to have been a militant atheist of the kind OP is making fun of, if he even was an atheist at all. A quick look at his Facebook shows him thanking a person who said she will pray for him, no hate towards Christianity, and his obituary does talk about God. It seems he was just a standard nerd.


64ed30 No.646385

>>637910

F for fedora

If he is bound for hell may his pain be calmed

If he is bound for heaven may his joy be excited

Amen


5dcfc0 No.647865

>>637916

>If after the manner of men I have fought with beasts at Ephesus, what advantageth it me, if the dead rise not? let us eat and drink; for tomorrow we die.

1 Corinthians 15:32




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