d73526 No.626045
I need it for proselytizing
f74901 No.626050
Honestly, Chris-chan has no need to be changed…maybe put a veil on her, but there are already images of her with one on.
3925ab No.626072
>>626045
How are you going to proselytizing with a fucken meme waifu
44228e No.626080
>>626072
He doest need it for that. He's just a sick person who loves cartoons a little too much. He needs to grow up and stop playing around with cartoons like a child.
37660b No.626091
There is Christ-chan, there is Catholic-Chan but Ortho-chan? No.
128f9b No.626093
>>626045
That is the Orthodox version of that meme. Christ-Chan is meant to be any denomination
3c72cd No.626153
>>626091
There doesn't need to be one, our women already act like apostates and c*tholics
a7c820 No.626156
>>626045
gtfo weebfag. If you want to spread the Gospel, do it like a normal person.
f74901 No.626185
>>626153
>c*tholics
very mature
3bbb0b No.626187
>>626156
nothing brings people to Christ like guns and anime and survivalism, just saying.
f3dc1f No.626216
>>626080
It sounds like you may be projecting a little.
44228e No.626265
>>626216
>le Sarah Silverman argument
Stop being an otaku, anime is your idol. Remove it from your life and repent.
81747e No.626276
there are no "versions", there is only one truth, such as with faith and the Catholic Church is the only true way
b4e02f No.626306
>>626276
What is the view of the Church on orthodox? Can they be saved?
cc49df No.626314
Here you go. Complete with the swarthiness you expect of Orthodoxy.
f3dc1f No.626323
>>626265
Loathing your brothers in Christ for their hobbies belies your wrathfulness. Repent of your sinful disdain towards those who have done nothing wrong.
081016 No.626457
>>626045
this one
make some more pls
a0d102 No.626484
>>626045
Christchan is Orthodox anyways
452fec No.626490
>>626314
I shouldn't have laughed, but I did.
f39596 No.626492
>>626323
Certain hobbies is a good gauge of a person's temperament. People who are drawn to little cartoon girls aren't exactly mentally healthy or pleasant people.
bd99a5 No.626495
44228e No.626556
>>626492
This.
>>626323
>loathing your brothers for doing nothing wrong
>obsessed with little girl cartoons
>nothing wrong
I want you to get better and stop this creepy nerd garbage. If you call yourself a Christian and you still play pretend with cartoons, other people will see you and get the wrong ideas about the church. We all represent the church and Christ in some way when we proclaim to be Christians.
This is why I hate the "it doesn't affect you" meme. Yes. On the contrary your actions affect everything and everyone around you.
544d1c No.634781
af93fc No.634794
There should be one for the orthos
af93fc No.634795
I always thought it was…
Pastor Anderson for baptists
Brother Nathaniel for Orthos
Christ-chan for general Christianity
Catholic-chan for Catholics.
37660b No.634803
>>634794
Would she be Greek or South/East Slav?
fe9b4d No.634809
>>626080
>>626492
>>626556
>People who enjoy drawing cute children for Hallmark cards aren't mentally healthy or pleasant people.
>Whoever designed and created the Snow Babies line of sculptures was not a mentally healthy or pleasant person.
>Margaret Keane was not a mentally healthy or pleasant person.
>Animation/cartoons as an entire medium are for kids only for ever and ever because "The Dark Age of Animation" told me so:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/UsefulNotes/TheDarkAgeOfAnimation
>I see the degenerates on boards where degenerates congregate anyway, or are specifically curated (like Christian Weston Chandler) to be mocked for the sake of Pharisaical self-righteous pride on DeviantArt, Encyclopedia Dramatica, My Posting Career, /cow/, *insert degenerate chan board here*, so all who are into anime are degenerates….
Look. I get it. You don't like anime. Fine. You do you. I don't care that you don't like it. I do care that you force your dislike on others with the same cliche', weak, trite, flimsy, easily dismantled arguments, again and again and again and again.
I'm not even a Nazi and I'm starting to relate to pic related. Why does the fanatically anti-anime crowd argue like literal stereotypical Jews straight out of Nazi propaganda?
af93fc No.634814
>>634803
Slavs seems more "euro" to me, even though both are European.
>>634809
>tvtropes
Use http://allthetropes.wikia.com/wiki/The_Dark_Age_of_Animation All the tropes next time, it's the feminist free version of the site.
ab7b8e No.634826
>>634809
Why do you act like stereotypical degenerates straight out of Nazi propaganda?
You're a grown men watching cartoons, I'm pretty sure Hitler would've hated you.
But hey, As LoNg As it IS nOt HuRtinG AnyBODY, right?
fe9b4d No.634828
>>634826
*yawn*
Same thought-terminating-cliches'. Right on cue. You've really got nothing else?
70e951 No.634833
>>634826
Hitler was an anime fan, which is why he allied with Japan.
fe9b4d No.634845
>>634814
>Use http://allthetropes.wikia.com/wiki/The_Dark_Age_of_Animation All the tropes next time, it's the feminist free version of the site.
Thanks for the heads up. Will try to keep in mind next time.
af93fc No.635199
f243d2 No.635357
>Catholic-chan exists
how have I never seen her yet?
41fb65 No.635378
>>626045
Ortodox don't need a meme-waifu. You don't get people in by appealing to their lust. It's contrary to the spirit of our faith.
Christ-chan is cute tough, I'll give you that
8b5e70 No.635380
>>635361
>>635378
Don't worry orthobro, Orthochan doesn't appeal to lust.
She appeals to the holy trinity expressed through the Adidas logo.
41fb65 No.635384
>>635380
>all orthodox are ruskies.
Niet, commrade. Just for that, I'm gonna down an extra shot of vodka.
8b5e70 No.635385
>>635384
Replace the vodka bottle with some olive oil and it all checks out.
4cc345 No.635415
>>635361
>>635380
A woman must not wear men’s clothing, nor a man wear women’s clothing, for the Lord your God detests anyone who does this. (Deuteronomy 22:5)
408aac No.635422
>>635415
Women wear tracksuits in Mother Russia as well.
79abf0 No.635423
41fb65 No.635452
>>635423
Back to the bait thread, pls: >>634054
41fb65 No.635471
>>635357
>Catholic-chan exists
>how have I never seen her yet?
It's Christ-chan. By the green attire, eye color, hair color, I think she's supposed to be an irish-catholic qt .
af93fc No.635729
>>635357
Christ-chan isn't used anymore, let along Catholic-chan
>>635471
Isn't >>634794 Catholic-chan? She doesn't look Irish.
9de456 No.635775
>>635380
>trinadidas
Reckon it could appeal to the Gopniks.
43f295 No.635820
pic related is all i have
283ecb No.636943
99cc28 No.636949
>>626045
Why would there be one? They are only able to lie, shit on others and steal stuff. An edit is the best you'll get.
695317 No.637063
>>626495
It's best he never knows
af93fc No.637615
>>635384
I seriously don't know, if there is a female version of what that man is wear? I'm sorry i don't know anything about orthodoxy, i only know Catholicism. Is there like a "nun" version for orthos?
43f295 No.638345
>>637615
orthos have nuns and monks too. tbh the orthodox church looks 95% like to the catholic church the main difference is the 3 bar cross and filioque
31dbed No.638369
>>638345
>>638345
Except orthos have ugly churches who look like mosques amd silly head caps. the rest are fine.
4f6312 No.638385
>>638369
Their churches are good looking most of the time and their hats are not bad. As a Catholic I am ashamed of how many modern Western churches have been plagued y postmodern architecture.
ec0799 No.638556
I'm sorry if make any Orthodox Christians cringe or commit some sacrilege, if i do let me know since i don't know very much about this denom. here is a grannie version as well.
9d8340 No.638899
>>626045
Here you go.
>>635378
Damn. Everytime I see a picture of Codreanu I get sad. WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BRING CHRIST AND GLORY TO OUR NATION
283ecb No.638934
>>638556
Pretty good anon, they are schema monks, probably the most metal actual thing in Christianity. Look them up
>Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o81A31hlgEA
04aeb0 No.638970