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>Fedoras are determined to be Fedoras
This is true, as I have determined that Fedora is the superior solution for home use.
>lived, died, and was resurrected…"was never dead"
This is true, Fedora began life as Red Hat, and was reborn as Fedora, and never actually died in the process.
>"it happened two thousand years ago"
This is blatantly false misinformation, it happened in 2003, only 15 years ago.
>"there's lots of copies of Bhagavad Gita / the Koran / Dan Brown novels; they must also be true"
This is also misleading. You can make unlimited copies of digital books, but the books themselves can be broadly categorized as "fiction" (made up stories) and "non-fiction" (allegedly non-made up stories)
>"…so determined to BE fedoras that no amount of truth will actually turn them."
Might be true. I've tried all the major flavors of linux, including Ubuntu, Arch, and Gentoo. I even use two other types of linux presently, CentOS on my servers, and Gentoo on my x200. My family computers, however, are always fedora. (red hat in the 90s.)
>"make sure they know the Gospel"
This is an excellent point. Allow me to make sure that you know the good news as well. There is a better, free, way to run your computer, and it's name is Fedora. You do not have to stay bound to MS Wangblows.
The bad news? If you use apple products, just gas yourself, you are far too stupid to exist.
PS: No, it's not GNU/Linux, you fedora wearing faggot.
Polite sage for obvious reasons