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>>619648

I noticed that while looking for ELCA, I couldn't believe it

>>619643 (OP)

Why are trannies now OK? fucking proties.

Yeah cartoons are satanic because they use magic and live in a world that does not even exists, but sucking black dick on the Burger King's bathroom is an OK for a pastor.

Is God a jock and he just hates nerd shit?

>>619651

Lol, that's been a thing for possibly a decade now in ELCA, it's extremely pozzed.

>>619652

rip

tfw want to become Ordodogs but there's no parishes where I live so I'm begoming Gadolig instead

>>619651

>is God a jock and he just hates nerd shit?

>the final test before getting into heaven is not getting dunked on by God

I don't know how to feel about this.

>>619643 (OP)

Which one of those homo soypiens is the tranny? Can't tell.

>>619643 (OP)

which ones the tranny?

>>620293

Same here, brother. I’m ready for this.

I hope not because I want to become a Lutheran. Fuck the ELCA.

>>620289

I'm catholic and I think that all you need is faith. Works are complementary and the "natural fruit" of faith. Tradition is good and we should learn it and respect it, but tradition is not everything. In fact is secondary as the most important thing is inside you.

>>619643 (OP)

I was raised LCMS, used to attend an Episcopal Church and visited ELCA for a while. Mainline protestant denoms are dying out a LOT harder than more conservative ones.

Most prot denoms will die out in a few years

>>620964

>I'm catholic and I think that all you need is faith.

You are not Catholic and you sin mortaly. Repent.

>>620981

Eh, they'll make new ones.

Lutheran and Methodist churches are known bastions for sodomites and atheists, just as certain Catholic Archdioceses are. Church Militant has extensively proven that the New York bishop is a crypto-homosexualist who protects his sodomites of the cloth.

>>620981

Most *Mainline Protestant denominations will, like the Anglicans, Methodists and Lutherans.

Evangelicals and Pentecostals will be around for a while

In case anyone cared, here's LCMS's official document on transgenderism.

https://www.lcms.org/docs/3012

>>620991

why?

I think Roman Catholicism will die out within our lifetimes

>>621080

"CANON IX.-If any one saith, that by faith alone the impious is justified; in such wise as to mean, that nothing else is required to co-operate in order to the obtaining the grace of Justification, and that it is not in any way necessary, that he be prepared and disposed by the movement of his own will; let him be anathema."

from the Council of Trent

>>621081

On the one hand it's just faddish "lolsorandom" trash used by small-souled bugmen, but on the other, as someone else once mentioned, it's eerily akin to a kind of behaviour that's found amongst chimps, where beta males will smile like this to the alphas to show them that they don't pose a threat and are harmless.

>>621084

Literally impossible.

>>621085

Ironically, this anathema and others brought the council under the anathema of Galatians

>>621087

imblying

>>620259

Mainstream Methodism has been going down the drain for at very least the last 10 years. It seems that every generation of Methodists has had to change it in some way, I'm certain that Wesley wouldn't recognize that church today as being descended from his work. I say this as a former Methodist myself.