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Ridiculous Statements & Questions Christanon 02/13/18 (Tue) 10:06:35 492eee No.604607

We've all heard them over the years from non-believers and those of weak faith, statements and questions like:

>the Bible says that we should love thy neighbour but also that we should stone the gays, it's a hypocritical book

>the Bible has been whitewashed, just look at the names, John and Matthew aren't Middle-Eastern names

>how can you be Christian if you don't give all of your money to charity?

>you don't ACTUALLY believe it happened, right?

What have you heard? How did you respond? Did you manage to get through to the person and explain it, or did they shrug it off and still refuse to believe?

Christanon 02/13/18 (Tue) 10:10:42 c05554 No.604608

>Friend says he doesn't want to bang sluts

<Woah don't you think its is bad to be limiting yourself because of religion

Christanon 02/13/18 (Tue) 11:22:55 9100c3 No.604621

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>>604607

>Jesus was just a man, you can't really believe he didn't Mary Magdalene in the 33 years of his life?

>The Bible is a church invention and isn't christian, real christian use the fish symbol and don't have the gospel.

>Jesus didn't exist, it is just a way to control gullible people like you

>Mohammed, Jesus, Buddha are all the same guy, it is just humans trying to be God

These same people have crystals on them to protect them from evil vibrations and believe in angels.

Christanon 02/13/18 (Tue) 11:32:56 2667a4 No.604624

>duuude the current year lmao, theres no God

Christanon 02/13/18 (Tue) 11:33:46 16afc0 No.604625

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>When they misuse Matthew 7:1

The only verse that progressive leftist "Christians" pretend to care about.

Christanon 02/13/18 (Tue) 11:35:10 ff90c0 No.604627

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>>604621

>>Jesus was just a man, you can't really believe he didn't Mary Magdalene in the 33 years of his life?

if someone ever said this to my face i would go apeshit on them

Christanon 02/13/18 (Tue) 11:37:49 16afc0 No.604628

>>604627

Please don't use Mohommedan methods. Point out why that's ridiculous not that you can reason with these people anyway.

Christanon 02/13/18 (Tue) 11:40:30 ff90c0 No.604629

>>604628

I mean, I can tolerate a lot of blasphemies about our faith, but I think that would honestly be my breaking point.

You're right, though.

Christanon 02/13/18 (Tue) 11:49:58 53eccc No.604632

>>604625

>only

They also love John 8:7, although for similar reasons.

Christanon 02/13/18 (Tue) 12:45:36 155b83 No.604643

>>604632

They will be judged out of the words in that same book. John 12:48. I hope they're ready for it.

Christanon 02/13/18 (Tue) 12:48:18 492eee No.604645

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>>604628

>Point out why that's ridiculous

You'd have better luck telling a fish to grow legs; these people aren't interested in the truth or the Truth, they just want to be anti-Christian.

Christanon 02/13/18 (Tue) 13:26:43 ed1192 No.604669

>Hurr if Christ were God the whole time the sacrifice of Calvary doesn't mean anything because he's sacrificing himself to himself and he resurrects anyway

This would be a really good argument, if we docentists, thankfully, we are not.

Christanon 02/14/18 (Wed) 15:09:06 f40564 No.605315

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>"you can't call yourself a Christian if you eat shellfish!"

Christanon 02/16/18 (Fri) 15:33:47 7ac423 No.606174

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>>604625

>Matthew 7:1

We all know who was their "inspiration"

Christanon 02/16/18 (Fri) 16:00:56 a086c7 No.606181

>whitewashed

das rite

imma name my baby T'shwanique

Christanon 02/16/18 (Fri) 16:08:54 ccf0fb No.606189

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>"How can you hate Jews so much when Jesus was a Jew?"

>mfw

Christanon 02/16/18 (Fri) 17:41:59 6d3369 No.606217

>>604607

>the book of Romans is more important than any Gospel

t. every Protestant I've ever met

Christanon 02/16/18 (Fri) 18:41:27 075e88 No.606238

>>606189

are you saying Jesus wasnt a jew? are you saying Jesus taught hatred for the jews?

Jesus time and time again quotes the old testament and most scholars agree that he was a jew by blood and religion. there are people who claim that he wasnt jewish by blood and the jews today a khazar jews, but still in theological views he's UNDENIABLY jewish

matthew 5:17-18

17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.

18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

not one jot or one tittle, baby

Christanon 02/16/18 (Fri) 19:09:10 12e261 No.606254

>>606238

Depends how you define Jew. Jewish religion today is 100% ideologically descended from the Pharisees (with the possible exception of the Karaites). The Pharisees were Jesus' main opponents.

Christanon 02/16/18 (Fri) 19:32:40 075e88 No.606267

>>606254

yes, but Jesus wasnt hating on them because they were jewish or practicing the religion, he hated on them because they were practicing the religion the wrong way

Jesus didnt like their interpretation of the bible and their practices so he sought out to correct it.

for example, in john 7:22-23 Jesus circumcises a dude on the sabbath, and quotes the old testament scripture how hes right for doing so

in matthew he throws the jews out of the temple because they have made the temple a den of rats who lend money and corrupted the place

he looks down on their hypocrisy

Jesus simply disagreed with their perversions of the scripture and their interpretation of it. Jesus NEVER talked about doing away with the law

Christanon 02/16/18 (Fri) 20:20:06 e61031 No.606288

>>606238

True religion that Christ had is continuous in the Church. About Jews of today and their religion Christ said that they are synagogue of satan.

Christanon 02/16/18 (Fri) 21:03:40 12e261 No.606296

>>606267

Oh, you're that guy who's getting castrated? You are misreading John 7:22-23. Jesus didn't circumcise anyone. He compared himself healing someone on the Sabbath to circumcision. Because the Jews accepted the performance of circumcision on the Sabbath but wanted to condemn Jesus for healing on the Sabbath. Jesus was pointing out their hypocrisy.

>yes, but Jesus wasnt hating on them because they were jewish or practicing the religion, he hated on them because they were practicing the religion the wrong way

Well it depends on how far wrong you think a religion has to go before it becomes another religion altogether. For example we don't consider Mormons Christians because (in part) they have another holy book they put on the same level as the Bible. The Jews of today have the Talmud, and in Jesus' time they had the same thing. It just hadn't been written down yet but was passed on as an oral tradition. Jesus called this 'the tradition of the elders' and condemned it.

Christanon 02/16/18 (Fri) 21:26:20 e08d96 No.606301

>>606238

I think after the Romans destroyed the temple and the jews were cast to the winds they intermarried with other people and took up talmudism. They're larping as something that hasn't existed for thousands of years so yes I think it's accurate to say Jesus wasn't a jew, using today's common understanding of what that word means.

Christanon 02/16/18 (Fri) 22:08:52 9a4ef0 No.606314

>>606238

Pharisees like you never learn. Not even 2000 years after killing God.

Christanon 03/12/18 (Mon) 03:25:58 72f1bd No.617010

My protestant father unironically claims to be against organized religion. He also says that because Jesus spoke out against the jewish priesthood that the priesthood has been abolished.

Christanon 03/12/18 (Mon) 04:09:51 1e49f0 No.617024

>>617010

I know a lot of people who cling to that belief that organized religion is evil. They quote that Corinthians verse about the philosophy of man tainting the word of God.

You're father doesn't run a cult does he?

Christanon 03/12/18 (Mon) 04:35:41 72f1bd No.617029

>>617024

He doesn't RUN the cult, he just follows it.

Christanon 03/12/18 (Mon) 05:30:29 f70a78 No.617048

>money is the root of all evil :)

Uh, you mean the love of mon….

>MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL :)

Christanon 03/12/18 (Mon) 10:55:58 f5942b No.617127

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>Tfw all those people going to hell and you can't do anything to change their minds

Christanon 03/12/18 (Mon) 10:58:28 ac156b No.617128

>>617127

prayer is tangible help for them