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8969c2 No.554657

Anyone else think it would be funny if you introduced the whole Baptist thing of parishioners spontaneously saying THAT’S RIGHT when the Pastor says something they agree with into other churches? I’m not suggesting it should happen, but it would be funny in an absurd way.

9cd502 No.554669

You could make a video with that on the audio track.


704cd4 No.554671

>>554669

add some clapping too.


fd82c7 No.555058

The Hebrew Israelites do it better


73c9f1 No.555061

>>555058

>tfw you'll never get a BHI THAT'S RIGHT


e2fc0d No.555066

>>555058

DAS RITE


608c01 No.555070

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That's the only reason I watch Anderson videos, it makes me crack up each time. Then there's the guy that says 'amen' to everything from the back of the room that's even funnier.


8a9f03 No.555077

>>555070

Good news for you: the guy who yells amen is at every Baptist church


494fca No.555367

>>555077

I regularly yell "Amen" in church and am not ashamed of it at all. The Pastor doesn't mind it. When I feel the truth of what he's saying I can't help but say Amen.


9cd502 No.555382

>>555367

The worst is when pastors amen themselves. It's like high-fiving yourself.


608c01 No.555387

>>555077

>>555367

Good for you guys, I don't mean that I laugh in a mocking way. It's just so weird for me to hear these things during a sermon that I can't help but giggle like a kid, lol.


c28697 No.555405

>>555070

I can't take the "ayy-men" pronunciation seriously for this very reason. I'm not so anal as to think it's "wrong", but the idea of Mass being punctuated with AMEN BROTHERs is jarring and kind of hilarious.


d0e754 No.555414

File: 95f8703b8fe7ca3⋯.jpg (50.7 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1420271215967.jpg)

>Gays cannot repent!

THAS RITE

>KJV is God!

THAS RITE


3e71c9 No.555602

>>554657

>the whole Baptist thing of parishioners spontaneously saying THAT’S RIGHT when the Pastor says something they agree with

A-are baptists black?


71c74b No.555658

>>555602

Many of them are, yes. Is that a problem for you? If so, repent.


597a1d No.555663

How would be "das rite" in latin, for our fellow tradcats?


c88134 No.555664

>>555663

"amen"


597a1d No.555665

>>555664

That really made me think.


f29c9f No.555667

>>555602

>Baptists and Black Hebrew Israelites both yell "that's right" and "amen"

>Baptists and Black Hebrew Israelites both are KJV-only

>Baptists and Black Hebrew Israelites both say Jesus had short hair, and the modern depiction of Jesus comes from Cesare Borgia

You tell me


edbe8e No.555668

any reason why protestant pastors with the biggest heresies are so loud, and self-righteous and basically impossible to educate and correct?


f29c9f No.555692

>>555668

You'll need to post an example first


71c74b No.555696

>>555668

Same reason as any troll. They figure the louder they are, the more correct they are. They disregard the small, still voice in favor of the street corner megaphone and fingers in their ears.


c566ca No.555707

>>555668

>>555696

>preaching the bible is trolling


594b12 No.555717

>>555696

Thanks makes sense.

Oh well


5ec306 No.555749

>>555070

my GF's church has that one guy.

he sits toward the front and shouts it at every chance


71c74b No.555751

>>555707

Standing on a street corner shouting at people through a megaphone is not preaching the Bible, which says quite clearly to not do that. (Matthew 6:5) It's closer to trolling than it is preaching.


c88134 No.555761

>>555751

>Standing on a street corner shouting at people through a megaphone is not preaching the Bible

it can be, you can preach on a street corner, in a box, on a fox, in a lake, with a rake, eating cake, riding a train, in the rain, etc etc

>Matthew 6:5

>says quite clearly to not do that.

that's talking about praying in public, not preaching.

and it's not even a prohibition against praying in public, it's about discouraging praying in public for the sake of being admired for it.

do you think street preachers do what they do for the sake of admiration?


71c74b No.555763

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>>555761

>do you think street preachers do what they do for the sake of admiration?

Have you seen some of these guys? If that doesn't scream "look at me!" attention whoring, I don't know what does.


c20973 No.555766

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>>555066

yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum

>>555763

> If that doesn't scream "look at me!" attention whoring

… for sake of the GOSPEL any man should be equally prepared to stand on his head and set his toes on fire!




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