/christian/ - Christian Discussion and Fellowship

>>548333

Being christian is the cure for edginess and always was.

>>548333

Your holy trips confirm that atheist edgelords of 2005-2011 deserve to be burned at the stake.

>Yea, and Neoatheism begat Atheism+. That was when it started going downhill.

On the contrary, Christianity is not edgy nor is it exciting or fun. It is the truth though.

>>548397

If you're of God's own it is pretty exciting

>>548398

I mean yeah, when you put it like that. There isn't anything better in the world.

>>548333

In all honesty being christian is very edgy nowadays.

>Anti-homo

>Anti-islamisation

>Anti-abortion

>Anti-euthanasia

>Anti-fornication

I'm more rebellious than I was when I was an abortion supporting cafetaria christian who fornicated.

Former professional edgelord here. Yes, being Christian is edgy. It's also The Truth, The Way and a lifetime commitment. Feel free to come for the edge, but you'll stay for something much greater.

We need to start forming Christian metal/punk bands where we sing about burning mosques and beating up fags in order to capitalize on this edge.

>>548333

>Is atheism not cool or edgy anymore?

Honestly it stopped being edgy after the 90s and Marylin Manson's heyday. The nu atheists of the 2000s were considered shrill and nauseating even by secular academia

>Christian views on sexual morality can be considered hate speech in Canada

Edgy indeed.

>>548570

>>548333

Let's post some edgy christian stories now ITT, I'll start:

>Be me

>In college

>Some older woman in her mid 30s, single mom, is studying with us

>They say something and I answer "if it doesn't bring in money I don't care"

>"What's with you and money Anon?"

>Explain that money isn't something to waste and that it's one of the reasons I'm single

>"You serious Anon? Say you're going on a date, would you pay for her meal?"

>I answer if we both work then obviously no

>"Well maybe it's because I'm old-fashioned, but you fuck her yet don't pay for her meal?"

>At this moment it was just open field for me, I could go on to say that I don't want a whore but I decided on something more interesting

>"I'm catholic so I don't fuck before marriage"

>At first she didn't really grasp the alien concept of celibacy and the girls around her were also giving weird looks

>Start channeling the powers of my Italian immigrant ancestors

>The next sentence must be read while waving with pointy hands for maximum realism

>"YOU SEE I'M THE REAL OLD-FASHIONED ONE HERE AND BECAUSE NOWADAYS GIRLS AREN'T WORTH SHIT I SAY SI MANGA SI PAGA!"

Pretty sure nobody but someone who moved from Italy himself understood the last part but now I'm known as the guy who only dates girls for their money.

I hope this doesn't constitute as blogposting

If it does pls sub

>>548397

REAL Christianity has always been edgy

“For the word of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God.”

>>548606

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I've always associated 'edgy' people with 'hipsters' and I pray to all things holy that there isn't an influx of hipster Christians.

>>548333

>one of the world's oldest religions

>the world's largest religion

<edgy

I don't think you know what "edgy" means, son.

>>548708

>f*ck you mom and dad

>Christian

No.

>>548708

>>548712

Yeah, the Christian thing to do would be to try to lead them away from Satan and into the arms of God.

>>548712

>>548720

In his defense it was just meant as satire.

Maybe if he worded it more KJV-like it would've been better.

Something like "Begone ye disciples of satan!"

>>548725

No. Honor thy father and thy mother. It doesn't say "but only if you like them and agree with their politics".

Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee. Exodus 20:12

>>548736

>>548720

>>548712

It's just a meme

>>548755

Obeying Christ's commandments are not a meme.

>>548759

The meme is a meme, not the commandment, you autist.

>>548760

Any meme that calls for disobeying Christ should not be acceptable here.

>>548761

Wow, sorry, meme police, please let me go.

>>548606

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>>548736

then what if your mother and father encourages you to commit sin? will you obey and do what they tell you knowing it isn't in accordance to God's laws

>>548768

What is the first commandment?

>>548768

Honor doesn't mean obey. But as Christ commanded:

For God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and mother: and, He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death. Matt 15:4

If your parents are encouraging sin, then you can move out of their house and separate yourself from such iniquity; but you should also be encouraging them to repent and come to Christ.

>>548761

Can you relax?

>>548333

I've always been one, but it's counter-culture now in a world that's anti-family and anti-Christian.

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>>548699

It's pretty much dead in the west.

What we have here is "cultural Christianity" where you adopt the current secular values but pretend you're spiritual at the same time.

So yes, anybody who actually practices Christian values in the west is going to offend everybody and stand out from the crowd. That's generally the point of being edgy.

>>548606

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