All this progressive bullshit is pissing me off, it's literally spelling death for our greatest ally, which is actually, Canada, not Israel.
Pls get back into shape, Canada. Don't die like this. D-don't die Canada. P-pls.
Remember the good old times when we raped Nazi Germany at D-Day? I do. It was glorious. But fighting alongside my Canadian brothers is something that will never return. Memories just poured down the drain.
You've changed Canada, changed real badly. Pls come back Canada. Come back for your good friend USA.
Don't die like this. We want you back.