/bane/ - Big Guys

Dr. Seuss, I'm CIA, if you bring friends I'll send them away.

Although these men are not my friends, there shall be no charge for them.

"And why would I want them today?" Asked Mr. CIA.

>>140523

better "And why would I want them today?" Curiously asked the man named CIA.

The men we bring you on this fine day, were found to work for the mercenary. This may come to you as some surprise, but they were trying to nab your prize.

>>140526

CIA steŕnly asks if it's "Bane?"

When out of the side of his neck pops a vein.

With a nod of a head and a blink of his eye, Masketta quietly spoke, "Aye."

Then said the man to the friends decked in hoods,

"Last ones to talk won't get to fly so good!"

>>140544

woops, skipped a part, filling it in

He wheel'd around like the big plane's turbine,

"Scrap that order, we'll shoulder this burden!"

Blinded by visions of esteem and might,

He and his men quickly frieghted a fright.

CIA smirked a wry little smile, "With my agency a flight plan I have filed. Smee, Maimen, the Doctor and I, Get to fly in this plane through the sky. CIA drew and brandished his weapon, while his men opened a door to the heavens. "One thug, two thug, the third one two big, But my flight plan lists only one in this shindig."

He took one to the treshold and took him to task,

"Tell me about Bane, why does he wear the mask?"

CIA squatted over the thug, and shouted at his masked mug. "Someone surely did pay you, to take the Doctor on his way with you." A single shot rang out the mouth, of Bill Willsons pistol; but its target not found.

The man at the threshold was curiously silent, while looming below was a death very violent. "To your master you are very loyal, for only someone hired only to toil."

"Or perhaps my men only wondered why, you would a shoot a man to see if he could fly?"

CIA turned to see a man

kneeling there without a plan.

Who he was he had not a clue:

"At least you can talk, who are you?"

>>140610

"It doesn't matter who we aren't or are."

Came a creaky voice that sounded far,

"What really matters to you and to us,

is the master plan that we've discussed."

CIA approached then kneeled to the knee,

and knew just who the man with the weird voice could be.

He reached out his arm and lifted the blindfold,

"Now I'll let my story be told.

I was a nobody, locked away.

But when I wear the mask, people care every day."

>>140697

The masketta man caught CIA's eye,

"If I pulled that off would you die?"

Bane looked up as his metal mask gleamed,

He said "The pain would be extreme."

CIA was taken aback, astonished,

Even though Bane had admonished,

What pain for CIA would be awry,

CIA could only reply, "You're a Big Guy"

>>140530

if we finish this you'd best help us create and voice a webm

>>140748

I will. Get it done first though and ffs you fags measure your meter, don't be sloppy. I might have it narrated by michael rosen

>>140530

>>140577

>>140748

I made a jewtube channel. Hooknose this or jewtube it as you like but I put the full resolution finished video here: /watch?v=DonV27Cfpw8

And if you big guys finish this poem I might just sentence mix it for you, but it might sound fucking awful partly because the meter so far has been all over the place.

>>140887

Whoops, that one had a few errors, this one corrected that: /watch?v=Ax1QdUT6-SA