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UUUU | Freedom Front

File: 34658506487df3a⋯.jpg (7.75 KB, 178x283, 178:283, images.jpg)

 No.138400

Hello everyone,

I am beginning recruitment for some hired guns, loyalty is a must.

You must be willing to both be shot, and thrown out of an aircraft, both is a distinct possibility.

Must be willing to bring friends, and find out what people tell other people.

This offer wont last, be sure to take it instead of other offers.

Experience crashing planes with no survivors will be lookes upon favourably, however on the job training will be provided.

Outstanding applicants who are willing to be found in the wreckage will also be more likely to be shortlisted.

We are going to rise the fire.

Apply today!

 No.138402

And why would I want to apply?


 No.138427

>>138402

Flightplans will be filed with the agency for all successful applicants.

You will get to work for the masketta man.


 No.138434


 No.138486

I see you have taken their offer instead of ours, we will have to get caught to find out what you are telling them


 No.138488

File: 313b9ae0026306d⋯.jpg (475.7 KB, 1131x1600, 1131:1600, 1436577495519.jpg)

No way! I'm applying to work for CIA.


 No.138579

>>138488

Well thats all well ad good but remember they dont let you bring friends.

But with our fiery startup, friends also your coworkers


 No.138590

Will you tell me to search someone and then kill me?


 No.138685

>>138590

It depends on your level of fire rising ability.


 No.138696

>>138488

Be honest, would you rather slave away filing flight plans for the straight-laced hardass Ittin, or crack open a cold one and drive around in Land Rovers with your "boss" (he doesn't like to use that term), Masketta?


 No.138949

Is this a /k/ thread?


 No.139064

>>138949

For you


 No.139068

>>138696

Well, in all honesty, working for Ittin has its own benefits. The workload is super-light to say the least. It mostly involves taking a lotta calls. As for filing flight plans, that's mostly Agent C's department, actually. It might seem like a boring nine-to-five job, but it's better than being expected to be in the wreckage, brother.


 No.139070

>>138400

I have fear of flying. Can I still join?


 No.139071

>>139070

You don't fly so good?


 No.139164

>>139070

Now is not the time for fear. That comes later.


 No.139288

>>138488

you're doing it wrong.

It's like you don't even want the fire to rise.




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