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Bane?

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 No.138153

(Eldar Guardians carrying Magos Pavel greet Inquisitor Wilson and several Deathwatch Marines)

Inquisitor: Magos Pavel, I'm Ordo Xenos.

(Shakes hands with Magos Pavel)

Farseer: He wasn't alone.

(Motions to three hooded prisoners he has brought alone)

Inquisitor: Uhh.. you don't get to bring friends.

Magos Pavel: They're not my friends.

Farseer: Don't worry, no charge for them.

Inquisitor Wilson: And why would I want them?

Farseer: They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the Warboss. The Masked Ork.

Inquisitor: Bane?

(The Eldar nods)

Inquisitor: Get them on board, I'll call it in.

Inquisitor: The flight plan I just filed with the Officio Inquisitorus lists me, my marines, Magos Pavel here, but only one of you!

(The Inquisitor opens the ramp)

Inquisitor: First one to talk gets to stay on my Thunderhawk!

(Deathwatch Marines drag an ork to the ramp)

Inquisitor: WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB MAGOS PAVEL?

(The ork offers no response. The Inquisitor shoots his bolter away from the ork's head)

Inquisitor: HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD. WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?

(Grabs another ork)

TELL ME ABOUT BANE! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

(The second ork says nothing)

Inquisitor: LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A GREENSKIN SCUM!

Third ork: Or perhaps 'e's wonder'n why ya would shoot a git before drow'n 'em outta plane.

Inquisitor: At least you can talk! Who are you?

Third ork: It doesn't matta 'oo we are. Wot mattaz iz our plan.

(The Inquisitor removes the hood of the third ork.)

Bane: No wun kared 'oo i was until i put on'da mask.

Inquisitor: If I pull that off, will you die?

Bane: It would be 'tremely painful.

Inquisitor: You're a big xeno.

Bane: Fer ya.

Inquisitor: Was getting caught part of your plan?

Bane: Of course! Magos Pavel ditch our offa 'n favor uv yours. We had ta find out wot 'e told ya.

Magos Pavel: Nothing! I said nothing!

(The Thunderhawk encounters turbulence. Above, an Ork Landa comes into view)

Inquisitor: Well congratulations! You got yourself caught!

Deathwatch: Lord Inquisitor?

Inquisitor: What's the next step in your master plan?

Bane: Krash'n dis plane… WIT' NO SURVIVAS!

 No.138191

uhh, you don't get to bring HERESY




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