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UUUU | Freedom Front

File: 14e1e7d758903b1⋯.png (227.88 KB, 379x273, 379:273, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.137796

Is this a Bane residence?

 No.137798

Yes! Someone's broken into my plane. You have to call the agency.


 No.137802

>>137798

Good. I'm afraid i cannot call it in.


 No.137814

That was three years ago. The tail of my plane ripped apart in a New York minute. The killer big guy was high on a previously unknown designer drug Venom, V.


 No.137815

>>137802

Wait, who is this?


 No.137818

File: 3a4e11f92f93ac0⋯.jpg (62.8 KB, 800x480, 5:3, MaskettaEyes.jpg)

Aye walked straight Ittin, playing it Big Guy, like Aye'd done a hundred times before. Bayneposting


 No.137820

>"something wicked this way comes"

>"Max Payne at large."

Does that mean Payne is a large guy?


 No.137828

File: 5a8c26160310ffd⋯.jpeg (65.52 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 488F73BD-96CA-4857-B951-5….jpeg)

>>137815

Don’t answer that, a rhetorical question.


 No.137831

Everybody makes mistakes. Mine wasn't cracking jokes about the big guy with a mask. He would have crashed my plane regardless. It wasn't even trusting a masquito man.

It was including the first guy who talked on my flight plan, when I should have aimed for further up, the Mercenary himself.

I couldn't bring myself to be mad at Masketta. Guess I had a soft spot for a bearded face. But when somebody decides to play crane games with your plane, you tend to feel extreme pain.


 No.137837

File: 28fa7dc1faa32ed⋯.png (39.63 KB, 148x110, 74:55, ClipboardImage.png)

>>137818

Ladies an' Gentlemen, it's the Bane on the Plane!

Big to the Guy!


 No.137838

Wait

>Max

>https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/max

>1 : maximum 1

>https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/maximum

<1 a : the greatest quantity or value attainable or attained

<1 b : the period of highest, greatest, or utmost development

<maximum Synonyms

<extreme

>Payne

<sounds like "Pain"

BRAVO NOLAN


 No.137840

File: 0fff85e6deed748⋯.jpg (15.26 KB, 720x352, 45:22, original.jpg)

Let's take a break… I need to get on board, and maybe file a flight plan to the agency. Don't worry, I'll be back to finish this off…


 No.137843

>Captain Big Guy For You-Boy has an unbeatable track record in planning and plane crashing…

>But the Mosquito Man get me every time!

>>137837

You're crashing me. Did you file that list by yourselves or did you get some hothead downstairs to come up with it?


 No.137844

File: e89ba3f8d68746e⋯.png (219.12 KB, 313x449, 313:449, 1449588890860.png)

There was something disturbingly familiar about the note on the plane. The handwriting was all pretty curves.

<[the note reads] "You're in a movie, Bill."

The truth was like a fire heating my brain. Subtitles floating in the air, glimpsed out of the corner of my eye. The repetitious act of shooting men before throwing them out of a plane, time slowing down to show off my power stance. The paranoid feeling of someone watching my every step. I was in a movie.

Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.


 No.137846

File: 2bc24cc7ce0c768⋯.png (341.87 KB, 413x646, 413:646, Screenshot_2017-12-26-13-2….png)

Tell me about Lupino. Why does he peddle V?


 No.137850

File: 36818045f9d4b82⋯.jpg (25.25 KB, 474x701, 474:701, th (1).jpg)

>>137846

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before getting an o.d. of V.


 No.137852

File: d014856c4fcc2df⋯.jpg (96.19 KB, 800x480, 5:3, 1456891660920-3.jpg)

Bane? Biggest of all my guys.


 No.137860

What do you think brothers of Aidan Gillen thinking about buying a house in Langley?


 No.137871

>>137838

Aside from Max Payne being "Maximum Pain", it could be seen as "Maximum Pay" as if villains pay with blood for causing Max a big Pain.




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