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 No.136314

"Dad, I'm hungry"

"Hi Hungry, I'm CIA"

 No.136318

>>136314

I'm not alone.


 No.136321

Uhhhh you don't get to have refills.


 No.136323

>>136321

Don't worry, its only $1.00 dad


 No.136328

>>136323

Why would I pay for it?


 No.136329

>>136328

I work for the mean lady, the breasted man.


 No.136331


 No.136341


 No.136348

>>136341

Fill up your cup, I'll call it in.


 No.136349

>>136348

The meal plan I just filed with the register lists Burgers, Nuggets, and Dr. Pepper here, but only one parfait. First one to talk gets to stay on my plate.


 No.136351

>>136349

Who paid you to take my hunger


 No.136352

>>136349

WHO TOLD YOU TO GRAB THE CHICKEN TENDIES?!

…LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HUNGRY SON!


 No.136353

>>136352

Or perhaps he's wondering why would you feed a child but refuse him seconds.


 No.136371

>>136353

At least you can serve us, who are you?


 No.136375

>>136371

It doesn't matter who I am. What matters is your order.


 No.136376

>>136375

I'll have some more chicken tendies because this little faggot grabbed my dinner.


 No.136377

>>136375

>>136376

You're a big waitress, I must add.


 No.136407

>>136377

For food.


 No.136408

>>136407

Was bringing us complimentary bread part of our dining experience?


 No.136409

>>136408

First course!


 No.136412

>>136409

Well congratulations, you got us filled up on free breed. Now whats the next step of your master course?


 No.136420

>>136412

Catering your needs…


 No.136422

>>136420

With no unsatisfied customers.


 No.136468

>>136422

They expect one of us to tip, brother.


 No.136484

>>136468

Have we finished our meal?


 No.136487

>>136484

Yes, now open your wallet.


 No.136498

>>136487

Nothing! I ordered nothing!


 No.136601

>>136498

Now now, Dr. Pavel. Nows not the time to order. That comes later.


 No.136602

>>136498

No charge for you, then.


 No.136608

Dr.Pavel refused to order anything, so we had to make him give up his table in favor of a paying customer.


 No.136696

>>136608

Lotta loyalty for a college dropout making less than minimum wage working for tips.


 No.136697

>>136696

Perhaps he is wondering why you would accuse a PHD in plane crashing of being a college dropout?


 No.136743

>>136697

At least you can work. How much do you earn?


 No.136768

>>136743

It doesn't matter what I earn, it matters how much experience I'm gaining.


 No.136778

>>136768

You're a big help.




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