No.136060
Good Morning, i would like to have one Pavel, please.
No.136062
>>136060
You don't get to buy friends.
No.136066
These friends are not mine, I haven't purchased them.
No.136082
>>136066
Don't worry, no charge for you.
No.136085
>>136066
And why would you want them?
Were they trying to grab your prize?
No.136087
>>136085
They're sold by the mercenary. The bargain man.
No.136088
No.136130
No.136132
>>136130
Load him in, I'll alert my accountant.
No.136133
>>136132
The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me and Maimen! I got doctor Pavel there too because they were doing a promo!
Unfortunately this promo can only give me one more seat on the plane!
No.136134
>>136133
First one to bargain gets to sold onto my promo!
No.136145
>>136134
He didn't sell so good! Who wants to pitch next?
No.136150
Who paid you to shoplift Dr.Pavel?
No.136185
No.136191
>>136185
He didn't negotiate so good, who wants to try next?!
No.136193
>>136191
Tell me about Bag n goe. Why does he sell the bargains?
No.136195
>>136193
A lotta loyalty for a minimum wage salesman.
No.136202
>>136195
Or perhaps he was wondering why you would charge a man, before throwing him out of your store.
No.136203
>>136202
You're a big thief.
No.136210
No.136215
>>136202
At least you can pay. Who are you?
>>136203
>Sequence breaking
Preposterous.
No.136226
>>136215
>implying baneposting isn't 4 dimensional
No.136227
>>136215
It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our cheap, cheap prices.
No.136230
>>136227
Nobody cared who I was until I put on the burglar mask.
No.136233
>>136230
If I pull that off, will you keep shop lifting?
No.136234
>>136233
It would be extremely incriminating.
No.136237
>>136234
Your a bargaining goy
No.136247
No.136265
Was getting caught shoplifting part of your plan?
No.136266
>>136265
Of courshe! Store owner Pavel refused my offer in favour of handing me to the cops. I had to find out what he sold them.
No.136269
>>136266
Nothing! I sold nothing!
No.136270
>>136269
Ok well, you got yourself caught. What's the next step in your master burglary?
No.136309
>>136270
Corner the market
WITH INCREDIBLE PRICES!
No.136332
No.136435
>>136332
>>136309
[Sirens start blaring and Bane's men start throwing astounding amounts of money around]
No.136445
>>136435
(no this can't be happening! my credit card is charged here!)
No.136485
Now is not the time to open the bag of Cheetos, that comes later.