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 No.135476

Welcome aboard gentlemen, please, all aboard, there is plenty of room for your friends.

We are going to have a mascarade party on board so please, bring a mask.

I hope you have plenty of anecdotes cause its going to be a long flight.

We will be having smores and popcorn when we land; around the fire.

 No.135493

>looks around

Have we started the fire?


 No.135495

>>135493

I don't think having a bonfire on a plane is a good idea, masked friend. However, after we land we could make one and have marshmallows together.


 No.135498

>>135495

Uhh, you don't get to bring treats.


 No.135502

They are not my marshmallows.


 No.135548

Don't worry, no charge for the treats. We thought the doctor could be hungry so we brought him a little something for the trip. You should know, the candy was bought by the mercenary. The Masketta Man.


 No.135552

Candy Bane?


 No.135586

Get them on board. I'll call catering.


 No.135597

File: 8ac6884496b137d⋯.jpg (43.78 KB, 801x405, 89:45, 0fdf6ca46e498b4ed3f7549195….jpg)

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DAY. WHY ARE YOU SO SAD?


 No.135599

He didn't cry so good.


 No.135604

File: 5f837e8f428b33d⋯.png (6.37 MB, 3840x2160, 16:9, UHD CIA 3.png)

>>135599

LOTTA TEARS FOR A BIG GUY!


 No.135607

File: f7dce28c072a391⋯.gif (997.13 KB, 500x200, 5:2, 1447929636948-2.gif)

>>135604

Or perhaps I'm wondering why someone would soothe a man.


 No.135612

>>135607

at least you can talk to me. what's the matter with you?


 No.135621

File: 662ccc16e1f2506⋯.jpg (679.95 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 1449398668777.jpg)

>>135612

It doesn't matter who I am anymore. All that matters is despair and sadness of >tfw no gf.


 No.135630

File: 9a0e260bd589831⋯.png (311.58 KB, 539x547, 539:547, 9a0e260bd58983124f010c974a….png)

Banette?


 No.135633

>>135630

uhh you don't get to bring chicks


 No.135646

>>135633

She's not a chick


 No.135649

>>135646

Don't worry, no charge for xer.


 No.135702

>>135630

Blaire?


 No.135703

>>135621

If I introduce you to a nice girl, will you feel better?


 No.135707

>>135703

it would be extremely kind of you


 No.135710

>>135707

You're a nice guy.


 No.135718

>>135710

anything for you old pal


 No.135724

>>135718

Was getting laid part of your plan?


 No.135726

>>135724

Of courshe!

Stacy refused Chad's offer in favour of mine.

By the way, I think Dr. Pavel has something to tell us.


 No.135831

>>135726

Well, congratulations! You have a date. What's the next step of your master plan?


 No.135838

>>135476

Hey Bill,

Glad to hear that you are having a flight, especially the fact that you are bringing some big guys with you.

Just a side note, if it's not too much trouble, did you file a flight plan with me? If not, you really should, and be sure to include everyone who is staying on your aircraft.

Thanks so much,

Agent C


 No.135845

>>135838

Hi C!

This is embarrassing, but I've made a bit of a mistake actually! The flight plan I listed with you only listed Emee, Maimen, ad Dr. Pavel Heer, Button Lee, and Juan Oveau. But as soon as I had a talk with these big guys, I'll submit the corrected flight plan.

Thanks bud.


 No.135870

>>135831

Crashing this party.

With plenty of beer and snacks for everyone!




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