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File: 278e8859348d577⋯.png (329.58 KB, 832x598, 32:23, slow.png)

 No.135462

ITT: slow down the Bane scene so that it matches the length of the movie.

 No.135464

>>135462

>go one frame every 2 mins

I didnt actually calculate it, just saying it would probably go less than 1 frame per second.


 No.135469

dddddddddddddddddddddddddooooooooooooooooccccccccccccccccccccccccccttttttttttttttoooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr….

pppppppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll


 No.135470

>almost 3 hours of plane scene

wew


 No.135471

>>135462

Kek if you stretch the scene out to 2h44min and then uploaded it to youtube as the "full movie" it would surely troll many normies looking to find the actual movie. Alternately you could just make the plane scene repeat for 2h44mins to achieve the same result.


 No.135472

>>135471

I would think that would troll the copyright trolls more than normies. Their little competence would crash and burn all the more.


 No.135475

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

not quite 3 hours but sort of the same idea


 No.135477

File: e59f82c79f460d2⋯.png (278.83 KB, 484x484, 1:1, FUUUU.png)

>>135470

>three hour plane scene

Also, are there any missing pieces from the plane scene that could be added back to the film to pad it out?


 No.135479

>>135477

I guess you could take some footage of Masketta, Bane and Pavel from the post-credits scenes. No CIA for some reason.


 No.135484

>>135477

There's a post-credits scene where The Agency finds the Wreckage Brother. Gotta include that.

You could add in parts that are in the comic but not in the film version.

There's also a fair amount of stuff that's in the novelization but not in the film, most famously, CIA's inner monologue when Bane punches him. But I don't know how exactly you'd add these in, since we have no visuals to go with them.


 No.135605

File: 4694db4d38f0dd9⋯.webm (570.7 KB, 80x46, 40:23, The Dark Knight Rises_ Ba….webm)

The webm would be too big for you. I don't think it's technically plausible. Using ffmpeg wizardry my record is 9.6 MB for a 1:30:08 long movie Shrek at the absolute worst quality humanly imaginable. Here, have a <1MB plane scene instead, in case you had to write it on a floppy.


 No.135606

File: f0a3e6b5957f21e⋯.jpg (37.43 KB, 319x338, 319:338, parachuteevidence1.jpg)

>>135477

I would add the footage of CIA's narrow escape from the plane crash. It would be a cool shot to see CIA parachuting down from the wreckage brother and his journey to complete his mission. CIA rises would be a proper title, because in the begining CIA falls (via parachute from his crippled plane) and through the film, CIA would rise up to all his former grandeur and more!

http://bane.wikia.com/wiki/Parachute_Theory


 No.135627

>>135462

There's a movie after the flight plan?


 No.135637

File: e4a3ce68d648041⋯.jpg (72.87 KB, 1360x768, 85:48, cas.jpg)

>>135605

Amazing


 No.135638

>>135605

Really, even though you're not increasing the amount of data in the webm?


 No.135644

File: 4b41d23462a3fdd⋯.jpg (30.13 KB, 377x386, 377:386, Pavel said nothing.jpg)

>>135475

Listening to this feels like receiving some sort of weird voodoo curse


 No.135651

File: 218801d9523a9f5⋯.png (1.42 MB, 1920x1046, 960:523, BANE!.png)

>>135605

Bane?!


 No.135657

>>135475

>that uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh at 3:13

fucking christ my sides have been shot and then thrown out of a plane


 No.135662

>>135475

Bravo.


 No.135760

File: 64446d63959c007⋯.webm (2.1 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Are you being fucking ser….webm)

>>135475

There are some good webms to be made out of this


 No.135761

File: 12edd96c346ea4d⋯.webm (2.66 MB, 488x430, 244:215, Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….webm)

File: 5220a9688cd6c14⋯.webm (2.12 MB, 586x512, 293:256, STAAAAAYYYY OONNNNNN MMMY….webm)

>>135760

Anon is right, that video is a meme gold mine.


 No.135765

>>135475

A M B I E N T

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 No.135768

File: bb3be96b9fd9b35⋯.png (310.99 KB, 582x593, 582:593, UuUu.png)


 No.135769

File: b377355db787043⋯.png (84.78 KB, 293x247, 293:247, 83.png)

File: e6b74d87abe1ff0⋯.png (118.59 KB, 391x252, 391:252, AAAh.png)

U U

U U <2


 No.135772

>>135651

I can't tell




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