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 No.133165

I got bored and wrote the transcript to the plane scene. Let's see what we can do to improve it: Google translating, randomizing, feeding it to cleverbot, and whatever else we can think of. Here it is:

CIA: Doctor Pavel, I'm CIA.

Mosquito: He wasn't alone.

CIA: Uhhh, you don't get to bring friends.

Pavel: They are NOT my friends.

Mosquito: Don't worry; no charge for them.

CIA: Aaaand, why would I want them?

Mosquito: They were trying to grab your prize… they work for the mercenary, the masked man.

CIA: Bane?!

Mosquito: Aye

CIA: Get 'em on board, I'll call it in!

[Plane is airborne.]

CIA: The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Doctor Pavel here, but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!

[CIA interrogates a prisoner.]

CIA: Who paid you to grab Doctor Pavel?!

[Bang.]

CIA: …He didn't fly so good, who wants to try next? Lotta loyalty for a hired gun!

Prisoner: Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane!

CIA: At least you can talk. Who are you?

Prisoner: It doesn't matter who we are… What matters is our plan.

[CIA removes the prisoner's hood, revealing him as Bane]

Bane: No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.

CIA: If I pull that off, will you die?

Bane: It would be extremely painful…

CIA: You're a big guy-

Bane: For you.

CIA: Was getting caught part of your plan?

Bane: Of coursh! Doctor Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours… we have to find out what he told you.

Pavel: Nothing! I said NOTHING!

[Bane stares at Pavel.]

CIA: Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step of your master plan?

Bane: Crashing this plane… WITH NO SURVIVORS!

CIA: This can't be happening! I'M in charge here!

[Bane and friends hijack the plane and prepare to escape. Bane stops one of them.]

Bane: NO! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother!

Wreckage Brother: Have we started the fire?

Bane: Yesh… The fire rises!

Doctor Pavel: [Screaming]

Bane: Now is not the time for fear, Doctor… That comes later.

 No.133167

Here it is translated to Chinese, Japanese, back to Chinese, then finally back to English.

CIA: Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.

Mosquito: he is not alone

Well, uh, you do not have your own friends.

Pavel: They are not my friends.

Mosquitoes: Please do not worry about their freedom.

CIA: Aaaand, why?

Mosquitoes: they try to catch your bonuses, they are mercenaries, it can be used as a masked man.

CIA: Bain?

Mosquito: Yes

CIA: At the top of the circuit board, I'll call me!

[Airplane is air]

CIA: I have been described as the flight plan I have just submitted from the engine, my man, Pavel's doctor, your only! The first conversation left on my plane!

[Prisoner for CIA inquiries]

CIA: Do you pay to catch the doctor Pavi?

[Fan ]

CIA: No matter who he wants the next thing, no fly? Lotta faithful gunmen!

Prisoner: Or maybe he or the man wanted to know what was the reason for the plane before the termination?

CIA: At least you can talk. who are you?

Prisoner: We, our plan is very important … it does not matter.

[Exposing his desk, cancel the convertible CIA prisoner]

Bain: Everyone, I had to wear a mask, I did not care for anyone.

CIA: If I pull it down, will you die?

Bain: it would be very painful …

CIA: You are a big man -

Bain: You

CIA: Do you understand a part of your plan?

ANE ANE! The Dr. Pavel is, we need to figure out what he told you … agree with your point of view, reject our offer.

Pavel: I do not have anything! I did not say anything!

[Staring at Banpaberu]

CIA: Congratulations! You are caught! What is next to the overall planning now.

Bain: plane, survivors fight!

CIA: You can not run into this problem! I am the person in charge here

[Bain and the plane ready to go to a friend to escape, hijacked. Bain, it will stop one of them. ]

Bain: No! They are, in the debris of the younger brother, hope one of our members!

Wreck Brothers: We're still burning

Bain: Yes … I'll raise the fire!

Dr. Pavel: [cry]

Bain: Now, you do not have to worry … the doctor in the second half.


 No.133173

File: b03b0a83b91026b⋯.pdf (197.11 KB, The Dark Knight Rises Scri….pdf)

but why


 No.133182

>>133165

You forgot, "Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?"


 No.133183

>>133173

<Wiseguy, huh? At least you can

talk. Who are you?

>We are nothing. We are the dirt

beneath your feet. And no one cared

who I was until I put on the

mask…

Wew lads what is this? Did they doubt Nolan's genius and reduce the screen time of the most important scene of the movie?


 No.133186

>>133182

This. C'mon OP. We're all initiated here.


 No.133188

>>133183

<>doubting the tenacity of the plane scene

Nolan received divine inspiration on set you small guy.


 No.133194

>>133188

>no Nolan

>they expect fewer words in the wrekage


 No.133277

>>133167

<CIA: You are a big man -

>Bane: (You)


 No.133280

CIA: I'm CIA.

Mosquito: He wasn't alone.

CIA: No friends.

Pavel: NOT my friends.

Mosquito: No charge for them.

CIA: Why would I want them?

Mosquito: They work for the masked man.

CIA: Bane?!

Mosquito: Aye

CIA: Get 'em, I'll call it in!

[Plane is airborne.]

CIA: The flight plan lists only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on aircraft!

[CIA interrogates a prisoner.]

CIA: Who paid you to grab Pavel?!

[Bang.]

CIA: Who wants to try next? Tell me about Bane! Lotta loyalty!

Prisoner: Why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane?

CIA: Who are you?

Prisoner: It doesn't matter who we are.

[CIA removes the prisoner's hood, revealing him as Bane]

Bane: I put on the mask.

CIA: If I pull that off?

Bane: It would be extremely painful…

CIA: You're a big guy-

Bane: For you.

CIA: Getting caught part of your plan?

Bane: Of coursh! Pavel refused our offer… we have to find out what he told you.

Pavel: Nothing!

[Bane stares at Pavel.]

CIA: What's the next step of your master plan?

Bane: Crashing this plane.

[Bane and friends hijack the plane and prepare to escape. Bane stops one of them.]

Bane: They expect one of us in the wreckage.

Wreckage Brother: We started the fire?

Bane: The fire rises!

Doctor Pavel: [Screaming]

Bane: Not the time for fear, Doctor… That comes later.


 No.133285

I'm feeding this into the Emacs psychotherapist, and it's honestly kind of scary.

>I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time

>you are finished talking, type RET twice.

<Doctor Pavel, I'm CIA.

>Why do you say doctor pavel you are cia?

<He wasn't alone.

>Is it because of your plans that you say he wasn't alone?

<Uhhh, you don't get to bring friends.

>Maybe your life has something to do with this.

<They are NOT my friends.

>What makes you believe they are not your friends?

<Don't worry; no charge for them.

>Don't tell me what to do. I am the doctor here!


 No.133372

>Dr. Pavel, I'm your friend

>He wasn't alone; he had friends.

>Uh, you don't get to bring friends.

>They're not my friends.

>And why would I want friends?

>They were trying to grab your prize, they work for the mercenary, the friendly man.

>Friend?

>Friend.

>Get em' on board, I'll call my friends.

>The friend plan I just filed with the agency, lists me, my friends and Dr. Pavel here, but only one of you!

>First one to be my friend gets to stay on my friendcraft!

>Who payed you to grab Dr. Pavel's friends!

>He didn't fly so friendly, who wants to try next?

>Tell me about Bane, why does he have no friends?

>A lot of loyalty for a hired friend!

>Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a friend, before throwing him out of a plane.

>At least you can talk, friend, who are you?

>It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our friends.

>No one cared who I was until my friends put on my mask.

>If I pull that off will you be my friend?

>It would be extremely friendly.

>You're a big friend.

>For friends.

>Was getting friends part of your plan?

>Of course, my friend.

>Dr. Pavel refused our friendship in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you.

>Nothing! My friend said nothing!

>Well congratulations, you got yourself a friend, now what's the next step of your friendly plan?

>Crashing this friendship.

>WITH NO FRIENDS

>No they except one of us in the friendship brother!

>Have our friends started the fire?

>Yes, the friendship rises.

>Calm down doctor, now's not the time for friends. That comes later

<:3

BRAVO NOLAN


 No.133375

<pink texting is now a thing


 No.133376

Made this translation a while ago. Can't remember what languages I went through but I did a lot and this was result:

>Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA

Mr. Powell cia:.

>He wasn't alone.

They are not alone.

>Uh, you don't get to bring friends.

The rest of the poet did not share it with friends.

>They're not my friends.

You do not

>Don't worry, no charge for them.

need to panic.

>And why would I want them?

Why is this so?

>They were trying to grab your prize, they work for the mercenary, the masked man.

Materials. Because of the use of 1 pistol-like object to threaten the information and defense

>Bane?

1.

>Aye.

Risk of damage to the "order".

>Get 'em on board, I'll call it in!

1 This system.

>The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here, but only on of you.

Select the list 1 , the implementation of the program but I am a mere menu - Track Member Paul many times

>First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!

of the 1st meeting!

>Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?

He alleged and Guo?

>BANG

Confederation of UNAMA

>He didn't fly so good, who wants to try next?

has expressed the hope that this will be the better ,! ?

>Tell me about Bane, why does he wear the mask?! A lotta loyalty for a hired gun!

Please indicate what you want to stop the suicide bombings of wearing masks , but now customers free! Loyalty of employees of disarmament!

>Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane.

Why is this in the future.

>At least you can talk, who are you?

Because you can talk about "1 1?

>It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.

1 This is a very important point is that do not have a plan.

>No one cared who I was 'till I put on the mask.

It is clear that the , Subnet Moscow.

>If I pull that off will you die?

If death penalties?

>It would be extremely painful.

A lot of time

>You're a big guy.

."

>For you.

".

>Was getting caught part of your plan?

He has already been arrested?

>Of course! Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to find out what he told you.

It! You are independent! Total Free ! Total Free ! Total Free ! Now , you are now free of charge only! Total Free ! Total Free ! Sirik Paul must give us the chance.

>Nothing! I said nothing!

! "I am!

>Well congratulations, you got yourself caught!

>Sir?

His Excellency? The greeting the

>Now what's the next step of your master plan?

critical phase 1 steps?

>Crashing this plane… with no survivors!

Therefore , The Future is Now!

>No, stay away, my arm!

They are not necessary in , see the 1 hand!

>No, they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother!

They do not want , in the current 1. And his brother be

>Have we started the fire?

with us?

>Yes, the fire rises!

He said, "Yes" , or "- risk of fire!

>Calm down, doctor, now's not the time for fear! That comes later!

Sufficient time is not found! 1 This effort is a happy!

>Ahhhhh!

The monthly allotment of 1 times the power , but reduce DRL deep dedicated Disclaimer!


 No.133396

CIA: Dr. Paul, I'm the CIA.

Mosquito: He was not alone.

CIA: Uhh, you can not bring friends.

Pavel: They are NOT my friends.

Mosquito: do not worry; Free for them.

CIA: Aaaind, why do I want them?

Mosquito: they tried to capture your prize … they work for a mercenary, a disguised man.

CIA: Bane ?!

Mosquito: Yes

CIA: Get them on board, I'll call!

[Aircraft in the air].

The CIA: lists the flight plan that I just submitted to the agency, my, Dr. Paul, but only one of you! The first person wants to talk to stay on my plane!

[The CIA is questioning the prisoners].

CIA: Who paid you to grab Dr. Paul?

[Explosions.]

CIA: … he also did not fly, who wants to try now? Lotto loyalty to the mercenary!

Prisoner: Or maybe he wonders why someone shoots her before getting him out of the plane!

CIA: At least you can talk. Who are you?

Prisoner: No matter who we are … What is important is the plan.

[The CIA offers prisoners a hood, revealing it as Bane]

Bane: I did not care until I put on the mask.

CIA: If I survive this, will you die?

Bane: It would be very painful …

CIA: You have a great guy,

Bane: To you.

CIA: Are you in your plan?

Bane: From coursh! Dr. Paul refused our offer in favor of your … we need to know what he told you.

Pavel: It's nothing! I said nothing!

[Bain is always Paul.]

CIA: Well, congratulations! You got caught! So, what's the next step of your master plan?

Bane: the plane crashed … NO SURVIVAL!

CIA: It can not be! I'm in charge here!

[Bain and friends steal the plane and get ready to escape. Bane stops them.]

Bane: NO! They are waiting for us in the wreckage, brother!

Fragments of my brother: did we start a fire?

Bane: Yes … raising fire!

Dr. Paul [screaming]

Bane: Now is not the time to be afraid, Doctor … Coming later


 No.133528

User: Doctor Pavel, I'm CIA.

Cleverbot: No, the doctor.

User: Uhhh, you don't get to bring friends.

Cleverbot: Sure I do.

User: Aaaand, why would I want them?

Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on,.

User: Bane?!

Cleverbot: I used to want you dead but,.

User: Get 'em on board, I'll call it in!

Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.

User: The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Doctor Pavel here, but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!

Cleverbot: Maybe not quite this heavy.

User: Who paid you to grab Doctor Pavel?!

Cleverbot: Nothing! I said nothing.

User: Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?

Cleverbot: Why does he wear the mask?

User: Lotta loyalty for a hired gun.

Cleverbot: Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane.

User: At least you can talk. Who are you?

Cleverbot: It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan.

User: [CIA removes the prisoner's hood, revealing him as Bane].

Cleverbot: Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.

User: If I pull that off, will you die?

Cleverbot: It would be extremely painful.

User: You're a big guy.

Cleverbot: For you.

User: Was getting caught part of your plan?

Cleverbot: Why do I love you?

User: Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step of your master plan?

Cleverbot: I was talking to you yesterday?

User: This can't be happening! I'M in charge here!


 No.133529

User: {pass}

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: He wasn't alone.

Cleverbot: Who was she with?

User: Don't worry; no charge for them.

Cleverbot: Thanks, you are sweet.

User: They were trying to grab your prize… they work for the mercenary, the masked man.

Cleverbot: What? Do you want to have the name Jessica?

User: Aye.

Cleverbot: Well I can be your boyfriend.

User: Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane!

Cleverbot: At least you can talk, who are you?

User: It doesn't matter who we are… What matters is our plan.

Cleverbot: Nobody cared who I was til I put on the mask.

User: It would be extremely painful….

Cleverbot: A man runs into a hospital.

User: For you.

Cleverbot: Was getting caught part of your plan?

User: Of coursh! Doctor Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours… we have to find out what he told you.

Cleverbot: No, you're wrong.

User: [Bane stares at Pavel.].

Cleverbot: *keeps petting you* Soft Benny warm Benny little ball of fluff.

User: Crashing this plane… WITH NO SURVIVORS!

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: [Bane and friends hijack the plane and prepare to escape. Bane stops one of them.].

Cleverbot: Too bad for you, I'm very chatty… :P.

User: NO! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother!

Cleverbot: I'm your BROTHER?!??!

User: Yesh… The fire rises!

Cleverbot: Dun dun dunn.

User: Now is not the time for fear, Doctor… That comes later.


 No.133543

>>133396

>If I survive this, will you die?


 No.133547

Translated from English to German then to Icelandic, and back to English

CIA: Doctor Pavel, I'm CIA.

Fly: He was not alone.

CIA: Uhhh, you bring no friends.

Pavel: They are not my friends.

Fly: Do not worry, no fee for it.

CIA: Aaaand, why should I want?

Fly: You tried to grab your award … they work for a mercenary, as a masked man.

CIA: Course!

Fly: yes

CIA: Get them on board, I call it!

[Aircraft is in the air.]

CIA: The Flight Plan I have just returned to the agency list myself, my men, Dr. Pavel here, but only one of you! First you need to be on my plane!

[CIA interrogated prisoner.]

CIA: Who made you grab Dr. Pavel?

[Pop.]

CIA … He's not flying so well, who wants to try next? Lotta loyalty for a hired gun!

Fangi: Or maybe he wondered why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of the plane!

CIA: At least You Can Talk Who are you?

Fangi: It does not matter who we are … What matters is our plan.

[CIA remove hood captured, show him as lane]

Track: No one has taken care of me until I put on a mask.

CIA: If I Take It, Will You Die?

Path: It would be very painful …

CIA: You're a big boy -

Course: For you.

CIA: If part of your plan landed?

Course: From Coursh! Doctor Pavel refused to help you … we need to find out what he told you.

Pavel: Nothing! I did not say anything!

[Bane Pavel stares.]

CIA: Well, congratulations! You've landed! Now, what's the next step in your master's plan?

Bane crash of this plane … that no one lives!

CIA: This can not happen! I'm in charge here!

[Trajectory and friends steal a plane and prepare to escape. Bane holds one of them.

Course: NO! They expect us in the wreck, brother!

Broke brother: Have we started a fire?

Bane: Yesh … The fire rises!

Doctor Pavel: [shouting]

Bane: Now is not the time for fear, Doctor … It will come later


 No.133549

>>133547

Translated from English into German, then into Icelandic, then into English again, and now… into Norwegian:

CIA: Doktor Pavel, jeg er CIA.

Flue: Han var ikke alene.

CIA: Uh… Du får ikke ta med deg venner.

Pavel: De er ikke mine venner.

Flue: Ikke bekymre deg, ingen betaling for det.

CIA: Og hvorfor skulle jeg ønske?

Flue: De forsøkte og stjele prisen din. De jobber for en leiesoldat, som en maskert mann.

CIA: Kurs!

Flue: Ja.

CIA: Få dem ombord, jeg ringer det!

[Flyet er i lufta]

CIA: Flygeplanen jeg nettopp har returnert til etterretningsorganisasjonen lister meg selv, mine menn, Dr. Pavel her, men bare en av dere! Først må du være på flyet mitt!

[CIA avhører fange.]

CIA: Hvem fikk deg til å plukke opp Dr. Pavel?

[Sprekker.]

CIA: Han flyr ikke så bra, hvem vil prøve neste? Mye lojalitet for en leid pistol!

Fange: Eller kanskje kan lurte på hvorfor noen ville skyte en mann før de kastet ham ut av flyet?

CIA: Du kan i det minste snakke. Hvem er du?

Fange: Det betyr ikke noe hvem vi er… Det som betyr noe er planen vår.

[CIA fjerner hette fanget, viser ham som felt]

Spor: Ingen har tatt seg av meg før jeg tok på en maske.

CIA: Hvis jeg tar den, vil du dø?

Sti: Det ville være svært smertefullt…

CIA: Du er en stor gutt –

Selvsagt: For deg.

CIA: Hvis del av planen landet?

Selvsagt: Fra selvsagt! Doktor Pavel nektet å hjelpe deg… vi måtte finne ut hva han fortalte deg.

Pavel: Ingenting! Jeg sa ikke ingenting!

[Bane Pavel stirrer.]

CIA: Vel, gratulerer! Du har landet! Nå, hva er neste steg i mesterplanen din?

Bane: Styrte dette flyet… så ingen lever!

CIA: Dette kan ikke skje! Jeg er i kontroll her!

[Bane og venner stjeler et fly og forbereder flukten. Bane holder en av dem.]

Selvsagt: NEI! De forventer en av oss i vraket, bror!

Blakk bror: Har vi startet en brann?

Bane: Jepp … Brannen stiger!

Doktor Pavel: [gauler]

Bane: Nå er ikke tiden for frykt, Doktor… Det vil komme senere.


 No.133555

>>133549

Now from Norwegian to Dutch to Yiddish to English

CIA .: Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA ..

Fly: he was not alone.

CIA .: Uh … you do not need your Friends.

Pavel: They're Not My Friends.

Fly: Do not worry, no payment.

CIA .: And why would I want that?

Fly The proven and steal your prize. They work for a mercenary, a masked man.

CIA .: course!

Fly: Yes.

CIA .: get them on board, I call it!

[The AIRCRAFT in the air]

CIA .: The flight plan I just returned to the Secret Service gives up, my husband, Dr. Pavel here, but only one of you! First you need on my flight!

[CIA Interrogate Prisoners.]

CIA .: Who did you pick up Dr. Pavel?

[Cracks.]

CIA .: He does not fly so well that try next? Many loyalty for a murderer!

Prisoner: Or maybe you wondered why someone would shoot a man until they threw him out of the plane?

CIA .: You'd talk at least. Who are you?

Prisoner: It does not matter who we are … what matters is our plan.

[CIA Removes cap shot shows him as a field]

Track: Nobody has brought me before I took on a mask.

CIA .: If I do it, you will die?

Path: it would be very painful …

CIA .: You're a big boy -

Natural for you.

CIA .: As part of the plan of the country?

Natural: Of course! Dr. Pavel wanted to help … We had to find out what he said.

Pavel: Nothing! I have nothing to say!

[Pat Pavel EC.]

CIA .: Well, congratulations! You have landed! Now, what is the next step in the master plan?

Court: Managed the plane … so no life!

CIA .: This can not happen! I am in control here!

[Pat and Friends steal a plane and preparing the flight. Court considers one of them.]

Of course, not! They expect us to wreck, brother!

Broken brother, we have started a fire?

Court: Yes … the fire is rising!

Doctor Pavel [crying]

Court: Now is not the time for fear, Doctor … that comes later.




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