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 No.133055

Ah, you don't get to bring snacks.

 No.133056

>>133055

You're a fat guy.


 No.133062

CIA is a big guy


 No.133066

Not a big guy, really a fat guy.

So getting big title part of your plan?


 No.133109

My flight plan lists chips, cheetos and doritos, but only a 100 litres of mountain dew


 No.133115

>>133109

First one to talk gets to have some chips.


 No.133153

Who paid you to grab my Doctor Pepper?


 No.133178

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>>133153

Dr Pepper, I'm CIA.


 No.133233

They're diet. Don't worry, no charge for them.


 No.133239

>>133055

LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED DIETICIAN!


 No.133261

>>133055

At least you can eat! Who are you?


 No.133362

>>133261

it doesn't matter who we are -

what matters is our weight -


 No.133433

>>133362

No one cared who I was until I put on this weight.


 No.133442

>>133433

If you go on a diet, would you die?


 No.133474

>>133442

It would be extremely healthy.


 No.133493

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The food plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my pretzels, nachos and your donut.


 No.133495

Well congratulations, you got fat. Now what's the next step of your master plan?


 No.133511

>>133495

Crashing /fit/, with no survivors!


 No.133513

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>>133055

But I'm hungry. You're not my boss!


 No.133516

>>133511

No! They expect one of us to slim down, brother.


 No.133519

>>133516

Calm down Doctor, now is not the time for fitness.. That comes later.




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