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UUUU | Freedom Front

File: 4638df7bd053594⋯.png (109.16 KB, 392x302, 196:151, coolheads leave.png)

 No.132933

Meanwhile at /enab/…

 No.132939

I'm a small girl


 No.132944

File: d7fef7f6dfb388a⋯.jpg (97.66 KB, 898x768, 449:384, Koume knows that it gonna ….jpg)

>>132939

Not for us!


 No.132951

File: dab8bea7cd559e1⋯.png (432.11 KB, 470x706, 235:353, CIAne.png)

>DON'T GET HOT-HEADED…?

>ANYONE WHO'S NOT HOT-HEADED SHOULD LEAVE RIGHT NOW!!

I fully comprehend this.


 No.132954

CIA?


 No.132955

File: e69d0ed61552142⋯.jpg (108.83 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1435534782605.jpg)

Safely landing this plane… with no casualties!


 No.132956

Bring all the friends you want!


 No.132958


 No.132973

Get them out of here, and not a single word to Ittin!


 No.132977

Not much loyalty for an unpaid sword.


 No.132987

Someone get these hotheads in here!


 No.132990

File: 212e874e16c1b34⋯.png (291.75 KB, 383x441, 383:441, 1397803240315.png)

That'll be $79.99 plus tip.


 No.132991

He definitely knows why someone would throw a man out of a plane before shooting him.


 No.133008

File: 05cf457007dad55⋯.gif (1.66 MB, 480x270, 16:9, 1461708080845-1.gif)

>>132939

five someone else


 No.133346

Ive said alot of things

Which one are you inquiring about?


 No.133349

File: 534da5f9573ceb7⋯.png (565.52 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, first one to talk gets to ….png)

Last one to talk gets to leave my aircraft!


 No.133719

>>133349

>leaving the pause symbol in

Admirable, but mistaken.


 No.133780

File: 5129504d82b316b⋯.jpg (67.06 KB, 400x400, 1:1, REEEEEEE.jpg)

There he is There he goes, Maimen. Look everyone! He grabbed my prize again! Isn't he the biggest guy around?! Oh my god.

I can almost see your jacked manlet frame glowing in the darkness which is the only ally since boyhood, wheezing like a old smoker as you again beat a CIA agent and indulge your master plan. Or maybe you don't even file that plan, maybe you're such a disgusting big guy for me that had to have a mercenary persuade someone to get you a pass onboard just so you can ask the Doctor what we asked him. Oh, we all know the prize, the Doctor Pavel here, isn't it? I imagine you big guy breathing so hard as you grab him that you drop my plane to the earth, but it’s ok, the agency will mistake it for a real accident and clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right, did I fail to mention? You live with Ra's al Ghul's daughter. You masked fucking cuck, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to listen to you groan all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on a master plan planning to crash my plane. Just imagine this. She loves you, and then she thought you were going to be a nuclear physicist or an Admiral or something grand, but she was mistaken. A pathetic man who nobody cared about before putting on the mask. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just get offboard. Smee can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “THE FIRE RISES!” You’ve become a big guy. And that’s all you are for me. A sad manlet huffing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old plan that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.


 No.133784

>>133780

What a magnificent display of hot-headery. It's a good thing you're here, you should stick around.


 No.134431

>>133349

bad shoop is bad


 No.134447

It was very nice of you to grab Doctor Pavel free of charge!


 No.134448

File: cd343d34af9584b⋯.jpg (23.9 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Trigerred.jpg)

The flight list I just planned with the FBI files Bane, his men, Dr Pavelthere. But only one of us! I am the first one to talk, so I get to stay on my aircraft!


 No.135266

>>134447

He flew pretty good! Tryouts are closed for today, come back later!


 No.135268

File: 8389e3e483bc58f⋯.jpg (54.14 KB, 800x480, 5:3, bane-kun.jpg)

I'm a small guy.


 No.135297

File: e59f82c79f460d2⋯.png (278.83 KB, 484x484, 1:1, FUUUU.png)

>>135268

From me


 No.135304

Have we extinguished the fire?


 No.135305

Yes, the ashes are falling down.


 No.135308

>>135305

Freak out, Doctor. This is not the time for calmness, that came earlier.


 No.138709

>>135308

You took that off The Simpsons, didn't you.


 No.138716

Dr. Pavel, I'm Bane.

He was alone.

Uh, you have to bring friends.

They are my friends. Take care, you'll have to charge for them.

And why wouldn't I want them?

They were trying to present your prize. They don't work for the mercenary. The demasked man.

CIA?

No.

Get them off board. I'll call it in. The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists neither me, my men, Dr. Pavel here, but almost all of you! Last one to talk gets to leave my aircraft! Who paid you to leave Dr. Pavel? He flew exceptionally well! Who doesn't want to try next? Tell me about CIA! Why doesn't he wear the mask? A lot of disloyalty for a hired gun!

Well, perhaps he's wondering why someone wouldn't shoot a man while keeping him on a plane.

At least I can talk. Who am I?

It matters who we are. What doesn't matter is our plan. Everyone cared who I was till I put off the mask.

If I put that on, will you survive?

It would be extremely pleasurable.

You're a small guy.

For me.

Was getting released part of your plan?

Nope. Dr. Pavel refused your offer in favor of ours. You had to find out what he told me.

Everything. I said everything.

Well, my condolence, you got yourself released!

Now what's the previous step of your master plan?

Landing this plane… without causalties.

*I expected this to happen. He's in charge here.*

Yes! They expect all of us in this fully functional plane, brother.

Have we stopped the fire?

Yes, the fire extuinguishes. Be worried, doctor. Now is not the time for fearlessness. That has already passed.


 No.138720


 No.138944

>>138716

You don't get to write songs.




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