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 No.132568

I must inform you that company is strictly forbidden on this voyage.

 No.132573

>>132568

Verily, good sir.

You wound me by insinuating that these ruffians are my boon companions.


 No.132590

>>132573

No need to be afeared, ain't no plank down for these buckaroos.


 No.132606

i make doo doo in toilet, daddy


 No.132609

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>>132573

Pray tell then young gentleman, what reason have I for burdening my carriage with these men?


 No.132621

>>132609

Thy men seek to unburden you of your most valuable companion.


 No.132652

>>132621

Further more, their employer is none other than the most infamous of hired thugs, he who dons the mysterious mask.


 No.132671

>>132652

You cannot mean, dare I utter his name, Bane?


 No.132672

>>132671

Stow them aboard, for I shall send word of our newfound companions!


 No.132685

>>132672

Behold; the manifest of our voyage identifies the following persons; my good self, my retinue, our esteemed physician and yet, on the matter of you three gentlemen, it is singular in its cirumspection.


 No.132689

>>132685

The first gentleman to speak up may remain aboard my vessel.


 No.132701

>>132689

Who hath paid thee to grab leech Pavel?


 No.132703

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>>132701

He doth not flieth as well as he should! Which one of you offereth himself thereafter?


 No.132713

>>132703

The hooded man held an unexpected amount of loyalty for an employed mercenary.


 No.132719

>>132713

Perchance he is perplexed as to why one would take the trouble to discharge a weapon into a gentleman and disentitle him from the circumstance of aerial navigation?


 No.132729

>>132713

>>132719

**You forgot "tell me about bane? why does he where the mask?"


 No.132761

>>132729

Villain, I demand you enlighten me as to your nefarious employer's intentions! Why, pray tell, does he see fit to conceal his dastardly face beneath such a demonic mask?


 No.132767

Oh my chap, at the very least you are able to speak. Would you kindly introduce your self?


 No.132769

>>132767

I can assure you the identities of my associates and myself are of little consequence. But what you will find noteworthy is our scheme.


 No.132774

>>132769

Truly, I tell you, none born of man gave heed to my existence.

That is, until this fell mask was placed upon my face, by my own hand.


 No.132782

>>132774

Tell me masked man, If I were to liberate your face of your precious mask, would your soul cease to remain on this plane of existence?


 No.132786

>>132782

It would be an severe discombobulation to the physical constitution!


 No.132787

>>132786

Ah, but my eye tells a differing tale! Surely such an action would prove trivial, for a rogue of such stalwart build?


 No.132798

>>132787

You see, fine sir… My stature is large relative to your own.


 No.132803

>>132798

Was coming under the incarceration of my company an intentional act on your part according to some unseen conspiracy?


 No.132805

>>132803

Verily! The physician Pavel declined our giveth and substituted it with your own, it was imperitive that we became educated in regards to what that gent hath made known to thee.


 No.132825

>>132805

Then I must congratulate thee, for thou hast becometh incarcerated by us. Pray tell, what is the next act of your conspiracy?


 No.132848

>>132825

To bring low this flying machine, such that none within shall survive it's violent decent!


 No.132851

[dramatic action scene intensifies]


 No.132854

>>132848

By Jove! I cannot comprehend this turn of events, for, you see, I was under the impression that I was the chief among this sordid crew!


 No.132861

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 No.132862

>>132854

>im in charge here

That event occurs far into the future, kindly reduce thy tophat temperature.


 No.132880

>>132854

Thee must remain hither, as our foe will anticipate one of our number in the smoldering ruins of the undone plane as per the manifest of our late admirable foe, Central Intelligence Agency, may that gentleman rest in peace .


 No.132887

>>132880

Have we in our deeds this day begun the kindling of an mighty conflagration?


 No.132891

>>132887

Most assuredly kinsmen, the hellfire ascends.


 No.132898

>>132891

*The esteemed Physician Pavel wails with despair


 No.132908

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 No.132912

>>132898

Fret not, noble physician, for it is not apt that one should succumb to the pertubations of an nervous dispostion at once. That moment shall indubitably arrive in due course!




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