/bane/ - Big Guys

>>131445

Perhaps he's wondering why a man would wax his hair, before showing off his chest?

>CIA calls Bane a big guy

>Bane is actually shorter than CIA

>has female anatomy

Bane is not physically big, nor is he a guy.

Theatricality and deception. While you spend your time inspecting his mammaries, he will crash your plane unnoticed.

>>131460

I am more intimidated by the plane

>>131466

good point

getting shot before thrown off of that plane would be extremely painful

>>131532

What if you get shot and thrown into the plane?

>>131533

What if he gets shot into the plane?

>>131536

What if the plane gets shot and you jump out of the plane?

>>131557

Why would someone shoot a plane, forcing a man to throw himself out?

>>131560

Insurance fraud?

>>131565

Aye.

>>131566

>CIA now lives in an Island in the Caribbean living off the insurance money

Have we discovered the plan?

>>131445

What he really said was "you are big guys", referring to bane's man boobs.

>>131445

Functional big guy strength > bodybuilding hotheads

>>131456

CIA was being sarcastic. This sarcasm hurt Bane, causing him to reply with his sarcastic "for you," making fun of the fact that CIA would never have Bane, despite CIA's obvious attraction to him.

>>135301

>If I pull that off, will you die?

CIA wants to be able to view Banes face more intimately, but acknowledges the extremely painful nature of their relationship.

>>135302

>if i pull that off, will you die?

CIA waw refering to Bane's shorts, implying his package is so small, he'd die of embarrassment.

>it would be extremely painful

Here, Bane says that conterary to CIA's presupposition, his benis is big enough to cause significant discomfort when it's inevitably lodged in his anus.

>>131462

Lot of loyalty for an underrated post…