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Bane?

File: a68053f3b1131f7⋯.jpg (51.97 KB, 593x590, 593:590, 013a2195a17fa9f88c3d8339e1….jpg)

 No.130097

What did /bane/ do while their home turf crashed?

(pic related, it's CIA having a nap)

 No.130101

>>130097

Hanging out at /a/'s bunker… WITH NO SURVIVORS!


 No.130102

>/bane/poster said give him a week to prop up /bane/

>Week later 8chan crashes with no survivors

Was Hacking 8chan part of his plan?


 No.130105

Meditated on whether the hacker was a hothead.


 No.130106

THE FIRE RISES


 No.130110

>Days without raising a fire

It wasn't easy to wait it out, but I'm proud to say I've a lotta loyalty for a doit4free NEET.


 No.130133

File: b8958f4573be829⋯.png (272.27 KB, 400x300, 4:3, 1441665956943.png)

I had to banepost in the real world. I'm not proud of what I did.


 No.130137

>>130133

>I'm not proud of what I did.

Tell us.


 No.130139

File: 2c7f37a63847ec2⋯.gif (1.26 MB, 200x255, 40:51, 1419270961481.gif)

>>130137

>work in a corner shop

>hand people their change and say for you

>do the "cia look", gif related, when someone asks for something strange

>sing under my breath some banecore stuff

>get some weird looks but I'm pretty sure they can't hear what I'm say so its ok

>large man come in and I can't help but say

>"your a big guy"

>he fucking hears

>expect to be shouted at or something

>he doesn't say anything

>then smiles and winks at me

>I'm afraid now he thinks I'm gay and will jump me

I don't want to be away from /bane/ that long again. its going to be bad for my health and boipussy


 No.130142

>>130139

>then smiles and winks at me

He was a baneposter himself, anon.


 No.130147

File: 3c3b0c073bd8153⋯.jpg (49.46 KB, 683x681, 683:681, cia_window.jpg)

>>130097

I went on a hill overlooking an airport and sat there for days - thinking, watching the planes, meditating..

What does it mean to be a Big Guy for someone?

What is the next step of the Master Plan?

In the end I realized that it will all come crashing down with no survivors and it doesn't really matter who we are.


 No.130149

File: f6b0691de307d2e⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1685x1000, 337:200, Homura big guy.png)

>>130097

I didn't fly so good. Started having baneposting withdrawal dreams.

Good news is I made pic related to curb my craving for baneposting.


 No.130150

>>130149

Forgot to mention: made it for meguca, which is one of the bunkers some anons fled to. The site theme is PMMM, so I made this housewarming gift.


 No.130151

I guess I just had to imagine the fire.


 No.130155

File: 7ac0ddd6ae4b6e2⋯.png (932.96 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1448282588590.png)

I worked on becoming a bigger guy.

>>130149

Amazing OC, brother.


 No.130161

NOTHING! I DID NOTHING!


 No.130162

>>130151

>Crossed legs with hands on belt

Picture a fire. Let it rise in your mind. Feel yourself grow bigger. Let go of your fear, now is not the time for it.


 No.130168

>>130139

I like to imagine some guy losing his gay virginity because of a banepost. It would be extremely beautiful.


 No.130170

File: 07438e02453837b⋯.jpg (41.36 KB, 400x400, 1:1, YouAreABigGuy.jpg)

>>130168

For you.


 No.130172

>>130151

have you considered making a bane bunker or getting a board on 76chan or where ever as a bunker?

>>130168

>baneposting ✓

>going to the gym ✓

>going to the gym and baneposting ✗


 No.130224

File: 0f5d9dce265ad6e⋯.gif (184.51 KB, 227x320, 227:320, [CIA INTENSIFIES].gif)

>>130133

I turn into a massive baneposter when I drink

>use beer cans to do bane's lines

>take the power stance when waiting at the bar

a drunk guy once said "thats a HUGE beer man!" to me when he saw me order a pint. I think you all know what my reply was


 No.130240

>>130172

>bunker

>implying survivors

Absolutely hotheaded.


 No.130241

>>130240

Do you feel in charge?


 No.130285

>>130149

uhhh you don't get to bring heads




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