/bane/ - Big Guys

Well, technically, nah.

What's with this resurgence of lazytownposting ?

>>126633

robbie rotten has cancer and made a livestream, did the "we are number one" song live, also gave the files for it out, now people are doing a charity for his cancer treatment

>>126632

Have you ever caught a big guy, like a real super agent?

>>126636

Can't say I have

>>126655

Well I see I'll have to teach you how to raise a fire

>>126657

Trumpet noise

>>126663

HEY

Now here's a little lesson in crashing planes

Now here's a little lesson, in maskery.

This is crashing down in history.

If you wanna be a big guy number one.

You have to catch a CIA on the run.

Just follow the flight plan, and crash around.

Be careful not to charge for them.

No, you don't get to bring friends.

Now look at this plane, that I just crashed.

When I say "OF COURSHE", be ready to rise the fire.

*This does not give you power over me*

Ugh, let's go crash something else.

>>126717

Now call Ittin

Here's the flight plan

my men Dr Pavel and only one other man!

who are you shooting?

Are you a real agent?

Well, uh, technically, uh, nah.

Have you ever caught a big guy, like a, like a real mercenary?

Nah, nah.

Have you ever filed a flight plan?

*shakes head*

Alright! I can see that I am going to have to teach you how to be agents.

(Bane Bane-Bane-Bane-Bane Bane-Bane Bane-Bane Bane-Bane-Bane Bane Bane Bane Bane Bane-Bane-Bane-Bane-Bane)

We are CIA!

…

Just follow my plane, and be in charge. Be careful not to be a hothead!

(We're gonna' go down there, right?)

No! Don't go in the sewer!

…

Now, look at this gun that I just found! When I say BANG, get ready to throw!

BANG!

Shoot him before throwing him out of the plane!

…

Now, watch and learn, here's the deal! I'll pull his mask off, and extreme pain he will feel!

*gets punched in the face*

No, this can't be happening!

Robbie Rotten is probably the biggest guy in Lazytown