No.122265
Dr. Pavel, I'm…
Wait a minute, where's Dr. Pavel?
No.122269
He jumped out of the car. But we have something else for you.
No.122270
No.122274
>>122270
Did you grab my prize?
No.122275
>>122274
No, this couldn't happen. I'm in charge here!
No.122276
These guys aren't very talkative. I would've given them to you as a bonus with Pavel, but since he's gone I'm going to have to ask you to pay half of the sum for them. A masketta man's got to earn his living somehow, right?
No.122277
>>122276
Uh, there's just the two of us here, you didn't bring friends. Not that you get to, anyways.
No.122280
>>122277
Why would I want to bring them? Bane is like a brother to me and I would not like to see you shoot him before throwing him out of a plane.
No.122281
>>122280
You told me and my men to expect Dr Pavel here. I've already filed the flight plan with the agency!
No.122283
>>122281
The flight plan you just filed with
the Agency lists you, your men, and
Dr. Pavel. But only one of mine. Who told you to pay me to grab Dr. Pavel? First one to talk gets the loyalty of my hired gunsl.
No.122286
>>122283
How much loyalty can a hired gun really have? I bet I could convince them to tell me about Bane.
No.122287
You are nothing. You are the dirt beneath their feet, and no-one cared who you were until you put out the contract on Dr Pavel.
No.122288
>>122287
You misunderstand me, Barsad.
I AM the CIA.
My men here? They aren't hired guns. They have a lot more loyalty to me and my plan than that.
If my plane crashes and the flight plan lists one of my men in the wreckage, you can damned well expect them to go down with my aircraft. And they'll survive, too. These are resourceful agents. Together, they've survived more plane crashes than your little brotherhood has members.
You say you were born in the darkness? Well guess what, Barsad, we're the light. And you're right. We are nothing. Nothing to you but BLINDING.
You're out of your league, Barsad. We'll be here the same time tomorrow, and I swear on the feather in my cap that if you don't hand Pavel to me on a platter, things won't fly too good for you.
No.122289
>>122288
damn, CIA is one intimidating guy
No.122290
No.122291
>>122289
Dr Pavel refused Bane's offer in favour of his.
There's a reason for that.
No.122292
>>122288
Your men may crash all the planes they want but the fire in my heart will rise nonetheless for bane. I'll get Pavel on board when you pay for Bane's medical surgery.
Many years ago, during a time of plague, Bane was attacked by other prisoners. At least you can talk but you don't know what he's been through. The doctor's fumbling attempts to repair the damage left
him in perpetual agony. The mask
holds his pain at bay even though he is a big guy.
I spent time with him in his prison and if it weren't for him I don't know how I could go on.
You talk about loyalty and resourcefulness but you are the kind of man who would pull his mask off, even if he died because of it.
You may think you can crash all the planes you like without being caught, but I assure you that my master plan will proceed to the next step and nothing you threaten me with will sully my brotherly love for bane.
No.122311
>>122310
Yes, Maimen, my dear hired gun? What could be troubling you at this very moment?
No.122315
One of the guys we've shot and thrown out is holding on the wing of the plane.
No.122316
>>122315
He didn't fly so good. Throw him a rope and reel him back in.
No.122317
>>122315
He didn't die so good!
No.122320
>>122315
>tdkr turns into a twilight zone episode
No.122333
>>122316
Thanks for rescuing me brother, I assume the plane crash is now proceeding as our master plan predicted!
…
Why are you pointing a gun at me?
No.122344
>>122333
Calm down. Now is not the time for fear, that comes later. Your friends might have expected one of us in the wreckage, but I'm in charge here. On this plane for now, martial law is in effect. This gun is the instrument of your liberation.
No.122412
>>122333
Why would someone shoot a man AFTER throwing him out of a plane?
No.122414
No.122416
>there's no Doctor Pavel
>there's no hired guns
>there's no maimen
>there's no bane
>there's no plane
>there's no CIA
>there's no scene
>there's no film
>there's no Nolan
No.122418
>>122416
Dr. Pavel, I don't exist.
No.122419
>>122414
He's putting up a fight, Smee, restrain him!
No.122445
>>122424
What is it again, Maimen?
No.122447
>>122445
S-sorry, I forgot
No.122872
>>122447
It's ok my dear Maimen, I also forgot to file the flight plan either!
No.122893
This was fantastic guys. Thank you for the lulz
No.122895
No.122905
Smee, they should be here by now, right?
No.122907
>>122905
Yes Sir. Maybe they weren't fully sincere, when they said all of them want to go to take a last piss…
No.122910
>>122909
GODDAMMIT! The flight plan I just filed with the agent Sea listed Smee, Maimen, Dr. Pavelthere and all of the hired guns in the car. And they just played us like a damn FIDDLE!
No.122916
>>122910
It's OK Boss, we will look for the from the plane!
No.122921
SIR?
Did you call in friends?
No.122922
holy fucking shit my sides
No.122923
No.122927
>>122923
There are also some people on the gro…
They've fired an RPG!
TAKE COVER!
No.122946
>>122943
…OOOOO!
Oh, it was just a nightmare… Where am I?
No.122955
>>122946
Everything is alright Juan. You probably ate too much before taking a nap.
No.122963
>>122962
(Plane noises fade in the backgrond)
No.122967
Thats was brilliant, Big guys.
No.122968
No.122971
No.123010
No.123012
>>123010
Calm down, Anon. Now is not the time for sequel. That comes later.
No.123013
No.123023
>>123013
Well congratulations! We are going to make the second part! *Sir?* SO what's the next step of this wonderful plan?
No.123037
Bravo OP!
May Kek rise your fires and favor your master plans!
No.123040
The end?
NO! This can't be happening. I'm in charge here.
No.123148
>>123023
Crashing this jeep…
No.123151
…(Look Dr Pavel, no hands!)
No.128689
>>122894
I think he broke a ligament.
No.128765
>>123151
Uhh, you don't get to bring hands…
No.128796
HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES, LEONID?
HOW MANY GO DAMN TIMES DO I NEED TO FUCKING TELL YOU THAT YOU
DO
FUCKING
NOT
GET TO BRING YOUR GAY FRIENDS ON MY FUCKING PLANE?
THIS IS AT LEAST THE HUNDREDTH TIME YOU DO THIS SHIT
EVERY TIME I TELL YOU THE RULES:
NO
FRIENDS
ALLOWED
PERIOD
YET EVERY TIME YOU SHOW UP ON THE BACK SEAT OF YOUR SHITTY SUV, WHAT DO I FUCKING SEE?
THREE OTHER GUYS.
BAGGED.
MERCENARIES.
FRIENDS OF YOURS.
EVERY FUCKING TIME.
AND YOU INSIST ON BRINGING THEM, ESPECIALLY THAT FAGGOT THAT KEEPS CRASHING MY GOD FUCKING DAMN PLANE
FUCK
DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THESE THINGS ARE?
FUCK YOU, LEONID! DON'T GET THEM ON BOARD, DON'T CALL IT IN, THE FLIGHT PLAN I JUST FILED WITH THE AGENCY LISTS ME, MY MEN AND NOBODY ELSE!
NOW FUCK OFF
No.128800
No.128802
>>128796
b-but.. they're not my friends..
No.128810
>>128802
You're lying Leonid. I can tell when you're lying, you've been lying to me this entire time. Nobody can be this dimwitted, the rules are very clear Leonid.
Again, here are the rules of Flight Plan:
1. You don't get to bring friends
2. YOU DO NOT GET TO BRING FRIENDS, LEONID
So you think I'm stupid? "Haha, leds fug ub See Ayy Eee's flighd blan again", is that what you think when you tell these assholes to get on the back seat of your SUV? Is this some sick game you've come up with, to eternally torment me? Have I wronged the Gods above, have they sent you as my perpetual punishment?
You've played me. You all played me. Over and over again. Every single one of you is in on this. Years of my existence, wasted, to your sadistic delight.
Was it worth it, Leonid? Seeing me die a thousand times? Seeing my plane, my flight plan, my career shattered on the cold, hard rock beneath us? Was that worth it? I hope so, because now, Leonid, now you're all going to die.
THE EARTH SHALL SPLIT AND THE HEAVENS SHALL TREMBLE BEFORE ME, FOR I AM DEATH
*BANG*
THIS UNHOLY REVERBERATION ENDS NOW
*BANG*
SO ALL THAT REMAINS IS NOTHINGNESS ECHOING INTO ETERNITY
*BANG*
AND I SHALL CLEANSE THIS WORLD OF EVIL
*BANG*
BY CULLING ALL THAT IS EVIL
*BANG*
Now, pilot, it is time to set a new course. Get me to Gotham city.
No.128811
>>128810
CIA, wait! You can't do this!
You're supposed to call it in!
No.128812
>>128811
Oh, I will call Ittin, dear pilot of mine.
And then I will pay him a… visit.
No.130998
No.131012
>>128812
And why would he want that?
No.131052
>>131012
He works for the mercenary
>The Masketta Man
No.131074
>>122955
You… You're going to let me DIE, Brother? After all we've been through?!
I stood by you through thick and thin. Together forever, right?!
R-right..?
This can't be happening. It can't end like this.
No.131106
>>128810
One must imagine CIA happy