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UUUU | Freedom Front

File: 1470700286859.jpg (27.09 KB, 485x445, 97:89, 1470366114281.jpg)

 No.120572

ITT: We misquote the plane scene

>Mr. Pavel, I work for the FBI

 No.120573

File: 1470703482642.jpg (27.75 KB, 318x298, 159:149, Masketta.jpg)

He had some company


 No.120574

File: 1470703965748.jpg (12.58 KB, 202x291, 202:291, 1456372017589-3.jpg)

Um, you had friends tag along?


 No.120575

File: 1470704485444.jpg (25.53 KB, 342x513, 2:3, g2ER1Yk1jtwMkugOEkK8FdCGUT….jpg)

I don't really know them too well.


 No.120577

File: 1470704907444.png (291.75 KB, 383x441, 383:441, Masketta disgust.png)

It's okay. They do it for free.


 No.120579

>>120577

Ok, what possible reason could I have to take them with me?


 No.120581

"If I remove the mask, will it kill you?"

"it will hurt me very badly"

"you can take that kind of pain, you're strong"

"you cant"


 No.120583

>>120579

they wanted to take your gift


 No.120588

File: 1470714357060.png (16.27 KB, 621x394, 621:394, dr pebble.png)

>>120583

These hostages know the agent. The hidden crusader.


 No.120589

File: 1470716554837.jpg (181.89 KB, 853x1203, 853:1203, bane.jpg)

>>120588

The masked man?


 No.120591

File: 1470720455518.jpg (81.81 KB, 500x275, 20:11, 1409598012679.jpg)

Yep.


 No.120592

>>120591

All right boys, enter my plane. I'll phone the agency.


 No.120602

You are a large man.


 No.120603

>>120602

I am bigger than you.


 No.120606

>>120592

The agreement I made with my contact says two of you have to go, speak up and you get to stay onboard!


 No.120610

>>120606

Who paid you to abduct Mr. Pavel?


 No.120618

File: 1470752216089.jpg (46.06 KB, 640x356, 160:89, cia_bang.jpg)

>>120610

He needed more flying lessons!

Next please?


 No.120621

Let's talk about Ben! Does he wear a mask?


 No.120623

You're really loyal, given that you're a mercenary!


 No.120624

Or maybe he's internally questioning your method of disposing of a body you've already shot!


 No.120627

>>120623

He probably just wanted to know why you were shouting.


 No.120630

File: 1470755809133.png (799.26 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1470620814161.png)

Boss?


 No.120632

File: 1470756431218.png (229.91 KB, 336x438, 56:73, cia37.png)

You're one to talk. What's your name?


 No.120635

>>120632

Who we are isn't any of your business. You should really care about what we're gonna do.


 No.120646

>>120635

Were you planning to get captured?


 No.120648

>>120646

Definitely.


 No.120649

>>120648

If I remove your mask, would I kill you?


 No.120650

>>120649

That would probably lead to extreme discomfort…


 No.120652

>>120650

You're pretty huge.


 No.120653

>>120652

In comparison to you, yes.


 No.120654

>>120653

Mr. Pavel chose you over me, I'd like to know if he has said anything.


 No.120655

>>120654

I tell you, I've kept my mouth shut!


 No.120656

>>120655

Good job, you're captured!


 No.120657

>>120655

Did you foresee yourself being captured?


 No.120659

File: 1470764658920.jpg (26.71 KB, 640x356, 160:89, shot0006.jpg)

>>120656

>>120657

Now, what's next, genius?


 No.120661

>>120659

I plan on making this plane unable fly, and no one will live to tell the tale!


 No.120662

File: 1470765128763.jpg (557.34 KB, 1920x1235, 384:247, medieval-battle-scene-wall….jpg)

[Swords clashing and explosions]


 No.120663

File: 1470765155617.jpg (20.85 KB, 640x356, 160:89, shot0007.jpg)

>>120661

>making this plane unable fly

WTF, what's going on? I was king and shit.


 No.120668

File: 1470769224664.jpg (801.51 KB, 1747x971, 1747:971, Mayday.jpg)

S.O.S! S.O.S!


 No.120670

File: 1470769935961.jpg (14.43 KB, 640x356, 160:89, shot0009.jpg)

OH NO


 No.120676

File: 1470777928662.png (635.27 KB, 1010x701, 1010:701, They expect one of us.png)

That guy said that the other two were going to get shot and thrown out of a plane, which means you must remain here and die alongside them in order to fool our would be pursuers!


 No.120677

>>120676

Have we struck a match?


 No.120679

>>120677

Yeah, the flame is ascending.


 No.120680

>>120679

Don't get upset, Mister, this is not the occasion to be in distress. That one will be in the future.


 No.120682

File: 1470782279045.webm (1.74 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Well Congratulations!-cQH….webm)

W E L L D O N E C H R I S T O P H E R

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 No.120686

>>120656

Ghud Jaab, you're captured!

What was the message he intended to impart on us? Did FBI Agent Liam Wulson mean to say he has had previous interactions with Bean?


 No.120688

What's the next step of your penultimate strategy?

Wrecking this aeroplane, with 100% casualties!


 No.120689

File: 1470786567322.jpg (113.74 KB, 479x989, 479:989, Soy la agencia.jpg)

>/cia/ - Agentposting


 No.120722

File: 1470831209613.jpg (7.19 KB, 129x175, 129:175, Wilson_punched.jpg)

Impossible!


 No.120729

File: 1470846380634.jpg (137.55 KB, 800x800, 1:1, flat,800x800,075,f.u1.jpg)

I you remove that mask I will die?


 No.120824

I love this board.

have a free unique ip


 No.120855

>>120824

Me too. Have a second one free.


 No.120864

File: 1470972114684.png (563.16 KB, 569x802, 569:802, see aye Ayy.png)

>>120824

>>120855

And why would I want them?


 No.120866

>>120864

They expect many of us in the wreckage brother


 No.120921

That'll be a hundred dollars for each of them.


 No.120924

>>120662

underrated post.


 No.120970

File: 1471107934489.jpg (5 KB, 177x250, 177:250, BANE.jpg)

Batman?


 No.120989

File: 1471176399986.jpg (71.97 KB, 525x600, 7:8, nods.jpg)

>>120970

Yeah… I'm pretty sure it's him.


 No.121007

Bring them on the aircraft, I will file the flightplan with the agency.


 No.121009

Do I look like a guy who has a plan to you?


 No.121011

Hold on a second, friend. They'll expect to find one of our guys in the crash site.


 No.121014

File: 1471208656397.jpg (9.68 KB, 204x204, 1:1, ciatriggered.jpg)

nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask


 No.121018

File: 1471218767672.png (269.9 KB, 598x413, 598:413, yesh.PNG)

yeah, it's about to get hot in here.


 No.121063

File: 1471271913412.jpg (112.58 KB, 389x251, 389:251, 1453119911854.jpg)


 No.121141

File: 1471396545843.jpg (24.95 KB, 600x338, 300:169, brother.jpg)

You're a big guy, Brother.

>pic related


 No.133250

File: e5fc8a48ea147f2⋯.png (169.33 KB, 640x356, 160:89, Znabshodxddd-2017-06-30-21….png)

Uh, who are these guys?


 No.133252

>>121018

Don't be afraid, Doctor. There's still plenty of time for that down the line.


 No.133255

No friendo, you're not invited to join us.


 No.133257

File: ed674b5600e51df⋯.jpg (173.74 KB, 1000x558, 500:279, 14114489789792.jpg)

>2016

>still alive

He didn't post so quickly! Who wants to try next?


 No.133266

File: 2073d095de7abbb⋯.png (2.23 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1458977101875.png)

Lets go again a little more subtle this time.

"Prof. Pavel I'm CIA."


 No.133274

>>133266

We found these guys with him, is it ok if you take them to?


 No.133275

File: d7fa1321a7eda4f⋯.jpg (7.08 KB, 250x231, 250:231, Pavel.jpg)

>>120572

Nothing! I told Nothing!


 No.133276

>>133274

Err, you can't bring friends.


 No.133281

>>133276

They ain't my friends


 No.133286

>>133281

Don't worry I paid for them.


 No.133288

>>133286

Why would I need them?


 No.133470

>>133288

They were trying to grasp the prize


 No.133471

>>133470

they work for the assassin. the man in the mask


 No.133484

>>133471

Bane, you mean?


 No.133485

>>133484

Affirmative.


 No.133488

>>133485

Put them on the plane, I'll call Langley.


 No.133797

File: deefa5c85ca7180⋯.jpg (83.28 KB, 634x546, 317:273, Matthew Modine 01.jpg)

get this hot man in here!


 No.133798

>>133488

The passenger list that was just filed with the bureau includes myself, my associates, this Mr. Pavlov, but only a single member of your group.


 No.133800

>>133798

i'll throw the rest of you out of my plane. except the first one that gives me more information about bane!


 No.133802

>>133800

Who hired you to abduct the doctor!?


 No.133803

>>133802

he wouldn't make for a good bird. anyone else?


 No.133804

>>133803

Reveal to me your information regarding the man known only as ‘Bane’! Pray tell, what’s the reason he gives for wearing that mask of his?


 No.133805

>>133804

you are exceptionally loyal to your boss, considering you are only paid to do this job


 No.133806

>>133805

Might it not be that he is merely pondering the reasoning, if any, behind executing a man with a firearm, prior to ejecting him from an aircraft?


 No.133811

>>133806

you aren't as silent as the rest. what's your name?


 No.133818

>>133811

Our identities are of no importance, the only thing of importance is our goal.


 No.133832

>>133818

Not a soul cared about my identity, until I concealed my visage.


 No.133840

>>133832

Were I to strip away your aforementioned concealment object, would that action lead you to relinquish your life?


 No.133842

>>133840

I am most certain it would bring me to a state of untold discomfort


 No.133846

>>133842

Your size is above that of the average man.


 No.133855

>>133846

only in comparison to yourself


 No.133856

>>133855

*submarine crosses screen left to right*


 No.133859

>>133856

Did you intend for your freedom to be deprived from you whilst carrying out this grand arrangement of yours?


 No.133869

>>133859

I did. Mr. Pavel said no to our offer, and preferred yours! What a shithead! I had to get on this plane just so I could stare at him in an intimidating fashion.


 No.133878

You've got a small penis


 No.133879

>>133869

I have not said anything!


 No.133884

>>133879

*heavy breathing*


 No.133886

>>133884

Well condolences! You're on my plane!

So what are you going to do now?


 No.133891

>>133886

I intend to be the cause of the incident that will make this aeroplane fall to the Earth…


 No.133900

>>133891

*an upbeat, somewhat whimsical tune plays as a group of men in wetsuits with evil intentions exit a big submarine and begin to drift towards CIA’s smaller one*


 No.133905

and nobody will live to see it!


 No.133929

>>133900

Blub-blub blub blub

(Bane breaks shackles and stands)

Blub blub blub!


 No.133935

They were trying to grab your prize… they work for Bane… the masked man…


 No.133958


 No.133994

>>133929

Yes! They expect none of us in the wreckage, friend!


 No.133995

>>133994

Have we started the tsunami?


 No.134007

>>133995

Affirmative, comrade. The water deepens.


 No.134479

Could a fellow remove this warm cranium'd gentleman from the premises?


 No.134540

Sir Pavel, its nice to finally meet you.


 No.134543

We saw that he was lonely so we brought him to you. Maybe you two can be friends.


 No.134545

Our friendship hasn't bloomed yet.




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