/bane/ - Big Guys

You don't get to bring sins

>>>114717

They're not my sins.

>You realize that it's just your brain freaking out

>you actually die and you're surrounded by darkness and Bane

My soul rises

Tell me about Saint Peter, why does he do the powerstance?

>The book of life I was given from a higher power lists me, the righteous, our saviour here, but only one of you. First one to repent gets to enter the pearly white gates.

>>114808

>Tell me about your virtues, how did you use them to make a better world for your siblings?

Have we started the afterlife?

>>114830

Yes the afterlife has started.

>>114716

I would fall to me knees, overcome with joy and understanding.

>And why would I want you?

How would you reply?

>>114861

I follow the saviour, the Messiah man…

But why does he wear that halo?

God's plan lists me, the father, the son and the holy spirit, but only one of you. First one to repent gets to go to heaven

>>114722

We were all in the darkness before physical birth. You might say I was born in it, molded by it.

>>114861

>>114868

Holy shit I can't stop laughing

>>114988

>the womb is the darkness we were molded in

>batman merely adopted the dark

Does this mean batman was born in a test tube in a brightly-lit labratory?

>>114722

Does that mean I will become a hired gun in the afterlife?

From Planesis 1:1

>In the beginning Bane created the heavens and the earth.

>Now the earth was grassy and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Bane was hovering over the fields.

>And Bane said, "Oh, you think the darkness is your ally, you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding! The shadows betray you, because they belong to me. I will show you where I have made my home, I will be preparing to bring justice. Then, I will break you. Your precious armoury, gratefully accepted. We will need it. Ah yes, I was wondering what would break first. Your spirit, or your body?"

>>115559

Amen

>>115559

Ayemen

>>114716

What are you doing in the middle of

my ascension?

>>115175

>batman

literally who?

>>115206

>>115822

The post-credits scene isn't canon

>>114716

I would smile and assume the stance, proudly saying "DR. PAVEL, I'M CIA."

Tell me about Cain! Why is he wearing the mark?

>Was my passing part of your master plan?

>Of course! You refused the Devil's offer in favor of ours, we had to raise your soul to Heaven

>>114716

I will chouse an other stairs, not with bald monkeys, I suffered enough from bald monkeys. I don't want be a human anymore.

>>114716

>you're a big guy