No.112086
>Banebdjedet was an Ancient Egyptian ram god with a cult centre at Mendes.
BANEbdjedet
>Typically Banebdjedet was depicted with four rams' heads.
female ram is a ewe = four ewes = FOR YOU
>Egyptian god of male fertility.
god of Big Guys
>It was the sexual connotations associated with his Mendes cult center that led to the god being interpreted as an incarnation of the devil by the first Christians. He became the face of evil, decadence and immorality and therefore given the title of the 'King of the Witches' worshipped at meetings of witches.
"Speak of the Devil and he shall appear!"
"I'm necessary evil!"
"None shall interfere. Do as you please."
>The Goat of Mendes led to associations with Baphomet who is linked to the beliefs of the Knights Templar and to the occult. The animal most often associated with Baphomet is the goat.
Knights Templar… Dark Knights…
>The original image of [Baphomet the Sabbatic Goat] was employed in the later 19th century to suggest the worship of Baphomet by Freemasons to discredit their society.
freemasons have been connected to the CIA and there is a sculpture outside their HQ with an encoded message relating to the Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun
>He was also given the titles such as “Lord of the Sky”
flight 4U9525 crashed near Digne-les-Bains with no survivors
this is it lads, this is the source of banepostings meme magic power
it's true, all of it, the big guy, the flight plan, they're real
No.112087
There's also Kek. And repeating digits (DUBS) were a source of power.
So all memes go back to Ancient Egypt.
Zionism/Freemasonry have leeched into government and society.
Uzbekistan CIA extreme rendition aircraft.
Trump winning the election.
Idaho.
It's all connected.
We've been played for thousands of years. We are toys and part of the machine.
We are pawns.
We can't escape.
No.112091
>>112086
>>112087
First kek, now this.
>yfw Baneposting and kek is ancient magic being re-realized by autists on a Philippines imageboard.
No.112093
>>112086
>>112091
I'm waiting for a cosmic version of CIA to pop up too.
No.112094
>>112087
WE WUZ MEMES N SHIET
No.112095
This might be the biggest breakthrough since Alfred = Bane.
>>112087
>>112091
Regarding Kek, are there any similarities there? Cults started around the same time or location? Stories both Kek and Bane(?)bdjedet play a role in? That could lead us to discover other gods/memes before they even start.
Also Kek's hieroglyphs resembled a shitposter sitting at a computer. What about Banebdjedet's?
Any Egyptologists know which of the symbols is "Bane"? I'm thinking the "bdjedet" part might have been added on just to make a picture out of the letters.
No.112096
>The words for "ram" and "soul" sounded the same in Egyptian so ram deities were at times regarded as appearances of other gods.
-Wikipedia
>"It would be extremely painful."
>"You're a big guy."
>"For you."
-Bravo Nolan
Double meaning wordplay….
No.112102
>>112095
I'm no Egyptologist but it looks to me like…
Ram cup torch torch chariot(?)
No.112111
>>112102
Torches?
Things that make the fire rise?
A chariot is a good metaphor for a plane.
No.112115
The lord has forsaken us so now we must dance the dance of the heathen Gods.
No.112127
>>112086
>He was also given the titles such as “Lord of the Sky”
Does that mean he crashes planes WITH NO SURVIVORS because they're intruding on his turf?
No.112129
>>112127
It means he controls all that goes through the sky, for good or bad.
Banebdjedet is in charge of all flight plans.
No.112132
>>112129
>Banebdjedet is in charge of all flight plans
Does that mean that if CIA filled his flight plan with Bane and not Ittin he wouldn't have crashed?
No.112158
>>112086
>>112087
>Kek
>Now this
Are you seriously telling me we might have found the one true faith through internet memes?
No.112165
>>112132
>Implying working for the mercenary
>the masketta man
>makes you safe
He would have been expected in the wreckage one way or another.
No.112182
>>112086
>tfw I am actually Egyptian
No.112185
>>112158
I don't think we found it, anon.
I think we resurrected it.
No.112191
>>112095
>Also Kek's hieroglyphs resembled a shitposter sitting at a computer.
That was for Heqet, many people continue to mistake her hieroglyphs as being Kek's even now.
No.112203
>>112191
At least you know hieroglyphics.
Who is Banebdjedet?
No.112213
>>112086
Everything I thought I once knew has crashed with no survivors. This information is too big 4me to handle.
No.112216
We're all small guys in this long-haul game the Egyptians were playing with us.
Nothing! They told us nothing!
No.112229
>>112095
>goats are common in the Middle-East
>a bowl like that has a flat plane of water when fully filled
>two tall structures
>the half-circle indicates gathering something in one place, like for example people
>an X like that indicates danger, or a warning of something. Perhaps fear, or terror?
BANEBDJEDET PREDICTED 9/11 AND THE WAR ON TERROR.
No.112270
>>112203
Apparently, a specific one of the five parts of Osiris's soul. The "Ba" in particular.
No.112280
>>112229
>Banebdjedet was trying to warn us about the jews
WE DIDN'T LISTEN
No.112362
>>112095
The goat and wing-looking bowl thing may relate to his appearance as a winged goat, a flying creature much like a plane.
As for the other characters, remember the Flight Plan?
"Me, my men" are represented by the two identical symbols. Aside from the pilots they are always seen standing so it makes sense that they're both long, upright characters.
The odd ones out are "Dr. Pavel here, but only one of you." Two unidentical symbols. One of them is a bad person, as seen in the eyes of CIA, so it makes sense that the remaining mercenary is the X.
The other symbol, Dr. Pavel, appears to be a sun rising from the horizon. The sun is powered by nuclear fusion, which happens to be Pavel's specialty as denoted by the post-credit scenes. Bane forces him to create a fusion bomb that, when detonated, would be just as bright as the sun itself.
No.112487
>>112191
I think this would be a closer approximation to Heqet
No.112495
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No.112496
>>112495
>The frog appears after the flood, i.e. emerges from the Nile, thus symbolizing the beginning of a new cycle.
PHILLIP STRYVER CONFIRMED FOR ALIVE
THE TRUE STORY CONTINUES AS HE RISES FROM THE ICY WATER
CIA RISES FROM FIRE
PHIL RISES FROM WATER
THE NEXT CHAPTER IN THE BANEPOSTING SAGA DAWNS UPON US
No.112607
>>112487
I'd slightly disagree and argue this is even better, but Heqet is married.
No.112610
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>>112495
I didn't see this until now, glad to see someone on /pol/ made it.
The only thing I would add to this is mentioning that, once Amun and Amaunet left the Ogdoad for the sake of a different role, Nia and Niat, who represented the void and nonentity, took their place.
Kinda sad that King Tut's father killed off Amun's worship overall. Tut did his best to restore polytheism after his father forced monotheism onto Egypt, but it wasn't quite enough.
No.112779
Bumping this thread with no survivors
No.112781
>>112095
Let's think outside of the box for the last two: power cables and someone wearing a helmet and a gas mask.
No.112875
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>112270
>Apparently, a specific one of the five parts of Osiris's soul
>>112495
>Isis is gathering the parts of Osiris
>Osiris is traditional culture
>a lot of people are rather traditional in this place (just look at the amount of people who want a wife and a family)
>we want to resurrect traditional culture
>Banebdjedet is a part of Osiris
>he is the god of male fertility
>the Plane Scene, and Bane in particular teaches us to concentrate on our master plan, and don't get distracted
>according to this big guy in vid related you should concentrate on important things in your life, and females will approach you
>so by following the teachings of Nolan you will get a female to breed with
>therefore you will have a chance to be fertile
And lastly:
>Isis is creative nature, trying to resurrect creative culture
>chans are very creative by their nature
>as I've said before, some people want to resurrect traditional, creative culture
>so chans are Isis
Was being a part of an Egyptian goddess part of our plan?
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No.112997
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For what it's worth, the glyphs in the second image in the OP read "imn-ra nb-pt" viz. "Amun-Ra, Lord of Heaven". I'm guessing this was an early 19th century copy, and that they therefored copied irrelevant glyphs. That, or this is actually a quaint depiction of old Rihu-chan.
No.113001
>>112997
Could you tell us how Banebdjedet is pronounced? In IPA if possible, trying to explain it syllable-by-syllable using English would be extremely painful.
No.113019
>>112997
>>113001
Could you also confirm that in >>112095 the ram and the basket are "Bane"?
That leaves the last four symbols as, like, two planes next to a helmet (authority, CIA & his soldiers) and a mask (Bane & his masketta men).
No.113209
>>112875
>not a single reply
Am I a hothead and this theory is flawed?
No.113210
>>113209
The Big Guy giveth, and the Big Guy taketh. The absence of replies is part of the Master Plan, you just need to expect many of them to return in abundance.
No.113318
>>113001
Not the big guy that you replied to, I believe Banebdjedet in Middle Egyptian would be [bi: nvb ɟad ɟad tv nvwvt] The v's are vowels which I'm not that familiar with.
No.113319
No.113334
No.113393
>>112270
>Osiris' soul, or rather his Ba, was occasionally worshipped in its own right, almost as if it were a distinct god, especially in the Delta city of Mendes. This aspect of Osiris was referred to as Banebdjedet, which is grammatically feminine (also spelt "Banebded" or "Banebdjed"), literally "the ba of the lord of the djed, which roughly means The soul of the lord of the pillar of continuity. The djed, a type of pillar, was usually understood as the backbone of Osiris, and, at the same time, as the Nile, the backbone of Egypt.
>backbone
>The djed (/dʒɛd/ in English) symbol is one of the more ancient and commonly found symbols in Egyptian mythology. It is a pillar-like symbol in hieroglyphics representing stability. It is associated with the Creator god Ptah and Osiris, the Egyptian god of the afterlife, the underworld, and the dead. It is commonly understood to represent his spine.
>spine
No.113399
>>113393
This is getting out of hand.
No.113403
>>113399
Your triple dubs suggest we're just getting started.
No.113406
>>112086
holy fucking shit
No.113417
>>112095
The last one looks like a man in a mask.
No.113432
>>113334
If you look at that page and the Egyptian language page the phonology is different.
No.113438
>>113432
The whole point of IPA is that you can learn the sounds of a word without knowing the language or its phonology. Of course there are hotheads who fuck it up (like the britbongs who don't update received pronunciation despite all the changes over the decades), but having completely different phonology makes no sense.
No.113439
>>113393
>ba of the lord of the djed
>djed (/dʒɛd/ in English)
So it's ba neb djed, and the djed is pronounced as /dʒɛd/. Then I guess it should be something like this if you don't want to be a snob about it:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qj3cDx9QQl
No.113452
>>112095
>Ram pulling the thing in front
>Some sort of platform (boat?)
>Torches
>Wheel
Could it be Hotwheels?
No.113456
>>113439
this is where I'm getting my pronunciation from, hopefully a 15 year old girl with 70 views on youtube knows her stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tHB9EQZ7NA
>female worshipers fornicating with goats
Bane knows how to party
No.113461
>>113452
Anon, for the LAST TIME, that's HEQET, and the helix is DNA, as in "memes are the DNA of the soul."
No.113472
>>112086
No fucking way I thought this was par for the course of the OC made on /bane/ but it's real. Our memes channel the ancients.
The old gods have come back and we are their messengers.
No.113477
>>113472
Hail to our true deities! Hail and joy!
No.113494
>>113477
I know what IPA is fam, just saying that one page says one thing and another says something completely different. I still think that ḏ is [ɟ] in Middle Egyptian. Also I don't think nwt is pronounced, it is merely the sign for "town".
No.113515
>>113456
>NEETs masturbate a lot and the ones with waifus often stick to them (action that honors Banebdjedet, masturbation and commited relationship)
>new waifufrog from one of the most anticipated animu of the season
Uh. Does this mean anything?
No.113538
>>112781
They also look like the Twin Towers.
If you examine the angle of Bane's gas mask in posts such as this: >>112213 you can see that the pipe-things are crossed in an X fashion. And he clearly went on a plane in the Plane Scene, as represented by the small symbol over the X, transporting the X.
According to Wikipedia, that weird hieroglyphic is nb, meaning everything.
The ram represents a sacrifice during Yom Kippur. It has a lot of meaning to the Jews.
What does this mean?
Look at the position of the picture reading from the right, where Bane stands.
Jews are behind everything, which is behind (read: includes) the Twin Towers. Behind that Bane stands with his plane.
You know where I'm going with this: Bane was behind 9/11, but for a reason. He wanted to send a message to the Jews that they can't control everything. They can't control him.
That's why the plane scene exists. It was based on a true story.
By the way, Kek is the god of obscurity and chaos. Sounds like 8chan, in a way. We also have the phrase "kek" common among us. Were we the chosen ones to realize the truth about 9/11 because of our cultures' worship of frogs, shitposting at computers, and Bane? Just a closing thought.
Sources:
http://telshemesh.org/tishrei/the_ram_the_goat_and_the_shofar.html (about the symbolism of the ram, oy vey)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Egyptian_hieroglyphs_by_alphabetization#N (about the nb hieroglyph)
No.113540
>>113538
Or that Bane is a Jew puppet and the Plane Crash was a Mossad Operation with CIA involved.
No.113545
>>113538
>>113540
Reminder the jews were literally enslaved by ancient egyptians and in the post credits scenes Bane tosses out all the corrupt bankers of Gotham.
The Jew fears Bane.
No.113557
>>112875
>>113393
How deep does this go?
No.113560
>>113538
>As a concept, Kek was viewed as androgynous, his female form being known as Kauket (also spelled as Keket), which is simply the female form of the word Kek.
What's happening to reality, /bane/?
No.113599
>>113545
That information fucking cracked the code. Thanks, Big Guy.
>>113538
Alright, I have to talk about history, the movie, and even the true IRL identity of Bane now since it's a bit different than I imagined it.
4000BCE – Egyptians come up with mythology including these important gods:
–Kek, frog god of chaos (representing chan culture)
–Banebdjedet (representing the duality between Judaism and Bane)
1000BCE - 1BCE – Jews enslaved (no historical evidence, but we'll prove it)
~1400AD - now – Jews gain and have monetary power in society
November 15, 1951 – Mike Mentzer, bodybuilder (so VERY physically strong) and lover of "language and writing" is born. Loves capitalism (so wealthy, likely). Atheist (so likely against Judaism).
mid-2001 – Mike Mentzer formulates a plan to get rid of the Jews.
June 10, 2001 – Mike Mentzer "dies".
September 11, 2001. – 9/11. Bane, aka Mike Mentzer flies two planes into the twin towers to send a message to the Jews that they aren't all-powerful. He dies in the process.
about 2010 or so – Nolan (presumably) researches 9/11 conspiracy theories and realizes the truth. He comes up with TDKR to get the truth out.
2012 – TDKR releases.
Now, for the movie itself. Let's look at the major scenes:
Plane scene: Features a government operative bent on stopping the plans of Bane. Not much to analyze – except for one thing.
"The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, this aircraft, but only ONE of you."
Why would CIA want to keep ANYONE on his aircraft, especially if they're close to Bane? He'd talk to them and then throw them off. The answer is that he's connected to the Jews, but it's not that he IS the 9/11 attackers. No, it's more complex. Let's keep going.
Stock exchange scene: Features Bane taking money from the wealthy and attacking the stock exchange for his plan. That's what 9/11 was – attacking a stock exchange! And it was also taking money from the wealthy, many people had money in those towers.
Sewer scene: a paragon of what people THINK is good attacks what people think is bad. "Good" loses. But it's more difficult. Batman is one of the menaces, obviously. Jew with a big corporation, very wealthy, and a big family lineage – it's obvious. So evil loses.
Bomb and stadium scene: this is post-9/11. Bane (in real life, his legacy) drives fear into the hearts of Gotham/NYC, and you never know when your life is on the line. And the words "any one of you could hold the detonator, and the identity of the trigger man is a MYSTERY" – it's a direct reference to conspiracy theorists. No, it ISN'T the government that caused 9/11, it's Bane. The President clearly has the detonator to a lot of bombs, that's no mystery. The trigger man IRL is a mystery, no one knows who he is.
Chase and ending fight scene: Not much to talk about with the chase. Ending fight scene: the paragon of good wins but at a cost – at alienation from his friends and homeland and with a near-mortal wound. Remember 'good' is Batman, the Jew. He ISN'T good. Bane, the person who wanted to see Gotham succeed, died.
2016 – we find out the truth with the power of Kek and Banebdjedet.
Who is Bane in the movie? Alfred. We found that out.
Who is Bane in real life? Mike Mentzer. He's an atheist, so he probably disliked religion. He loved language, so he probably read up on Judaism etc. Loves capitalism and likely wealthy. "Passed away" shortly before 9/11. Bodybuilder, strong as fuck. And if he shaved and put on a mask he'd be similar to Bane in the movie. Pic related.
TL;DR: The Dark Knight Rises was a documentary about 9/11, not an action movie.
No.113604
>>113515
>new animu has masked girl that bares similarity to Bane, masked big guy with scarred face and fire starting characters
No.113605
>>113599
>The Dark Knight Rises was a documentary about 9/11
I literally wrote this down as a big theory months ago.
No.113611
>>113599
>>Egyptians come up with mythology
>>come up with
you clearly don't understand the nature of the game we're playing if you think they 'came up with' the gods.
no, they simply took names that described them, the knowledge of them was discovered in the same way we discovered electricty…
No.113612
>>113611
Found the gnostic.
VITRIOL
No.113613
>>113612
uh, solve et coagula?
No.115131
http://www.religiousforums.com/threads/split-a-piece-of-wood-and-i-am-there-lift-a-stone-and-you-will-find-me.176059/
The Kingdom of Bane is inside you and all around you
Not in a mansion of wood and stone
Split a piece of wood and I am there
Crash a plane and you will find me.
No.115149
No.115199
>>115131
>Nearby to where I live there is an unusual symbol resembling a 'U' and a '4'
No.115203
>>115199
>it's in Scotland
>the aerial shots of the Plane Scene were shot in Scotland
No.115322
>>112095
It sorta looks like loss
No.122751
>>115203
this is like sp all over again
No.122767
>>115203
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnosticism
So it turns out that little quote/verse is from the gospel of Thomas. A gnostic christian gospel. Some people believe it is the missing "a document" which either influenced or acted as another source for a couple of the canonical gospels.
Anyway Gnosticism makes a point that the creator God aka the demiurge is the lesser God. And can either be viewed as simply incomplete or lesser to evil. They view it as materialist and as it created the physical world.
The greater God is viewed as purely spiritual, and that by disavowing and ignoring the material world as much as possible and helping others to the point of poverty as well as sexual abstinence.
Two gods.
One a creator who might feel… Like they're in charge
And then the greater God of the spirit. You might say he's… A big guy
No.122769
>>122767
Q document* not a document
No.122770
>>122767
spiritual, and that by disavowing and ignoring the material world as much as possible and helping others to the point of poverty as well as sexual abstinence they can achieve enlightenment*
Good grief I shouldn't post after 11
No.122773
>>122767
>by disavowing and ignoring the material world as much as possible and helping others to the point of poverty as well as sexual abstinence.
So would you say you don't get to bring anything into gnostic heaven?
Not even friends?
No.122797
>>112095
>Alfred = Bane
wew, I def wasn't here for that one
No.122811
>>122773
You definitely won't be able to get them onboard and call it in
No.122816
No.122837
>>122797
>>122816
We were all uninitiated at one point, brothers.
No.122838
>>122837
I'd almost forgotten about that. Thanks brother
No.122862
>>122837
>During the "Some men just want to watch the world burn" scene, Alfred tells a story about having done mercenary work in the past
And that story ends with Alfred and his crew getting rid of the bandit by setting the forest on fire.
No.122885
>>112087
Don't forget furries.
No.123684
Proof of beyond ancient baneposting in Gobekli Tepe.
No.123685
The human figure is called the Urfa Man. Note his bald head. Interestingly, he has no mouth. Is it because there should be a mask in there? Was the nose broken off by constantly putting on the mask?
No.123687
The pillar has a rudimentary power stance and even a belt. Note the U for the belt buckle.
What does < H > mean?
No.123691
>>123687
< H > is four cleverly disguised U's
No.123693
what's next, do we form a cult, build a temple?
No.123695
>>123685
>he has no mouth
He said nothing!
No.123711
>>123693
For now let's get back into the goddamn top 25 before planes start falling from the sky.
No.123715
>>112086
Why does 8chan like Egypt so much? I'm sure you could find a god with similar qualities to bane in other ancient religions.
No.123718
>>123687
(H) as in (((H))) as in "I'm With H>er".
Or it's trying to spell out "CHAN" -> ( (H>N ).
But I think it actually is the Dogon symbol for "House of the Fox".
What fox though? Fox Mulder?
No.123736
>>123685
>They work for the mercenary
>The Masked Urfa Man
No.123737
>>123718
Honda = Origin.
H
No.123797
>>123687
>>123691
>>123718
>>123737
Ahh fuck why haven't I thought of it sooner!
That's not <, it's C.
That's not H, it's I.
That's not >, it's A.
Why are I and A toppled? It's because of the crash.
No.123798
>>112158
>>112185
Oh shit… memes are the old gods coming back to claim us all. We've been rising the fire all this time!
No.123814
>>112095
Bane's bald head and mask in the last one.
No.123899
>>123687
h was the recent 777777 get
No.123918
meme magic is just god speaking to us again
>be god
>year 0
>have a master plan on how to spread my message to humans
>autistically do a bunch of shit that doesn't show i exist and the only people who really believe in me were there to see the absurdities i claim actually happen or who got indocrinated by their fathers
>the resume of which you can see on the holy bible
>years pass
>humanity devolves into fedora tipping
>have to do something about it, the ungrateful pricks
>have just the right idea
>i will manifest myself as a false ancient frog god and let humans tap into my power for a bit
No.123953
Praise kek!
Praise Banebdjedet!
The Fire Rises!
This is incredible! the long lost pantheon of the elder meme gods are slowly making themselves known to the world! What a time to be alive!
No.124351
>>112095
Obviously a drawn cart (Masketta's jeep) carrying two hired guns and Bane (bald head and mask).
No.124356
>>124351
But where is Doctor Pavel?
No.124357
>>124351
Excellent detective work, brother.
>>124356
Since Pavel isn't affiliated with Bane, it makes sense that the hieroglyphs of Banebdjedet do not depict him.
No.124391
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>123918
Nah. He sure has a plan that could crash devil worship with no survivors though. Enjoy.
No.124569
>βρεκεκεκέξ (brekekekéx)
>(onomatopoeia) ribbit (the sound of a croaking frog), a croak.
No.125054
this thread needs to be kept alive
No.125072
>>113334
>>113432
>>113439
>>113456
In 2016 Baneposters are studying ancient egyptian. By 2020 well be discussing theoretical physics.
No.125074
>tfw I just wanted to shitpost, not play with ancient powers beyond my comprehension.
No.125075
>>125072
>Implying we won't have ascended to our meme forms by that point
No.125092
>>125074
>not wanting to crash this world with no survivors through shitposting
No.125917
>>123687
>>123685
Let me show you the big 4U implications of this. Here's the same pose, this time in Easter Island.
This is an ANCIENT and GLOBAL meme.
Yes, there are planes back then. The Indians call it Vimanas.
No.125927
>>125917
The most important part about this is that the CIA pose was hidden underground. Perhaps this is a clue. Do we know for sure where the plane crashed? Perhaps CIA is buried on Easter Island.
No.125932
>>125917
Is that Thor Heyerdahl standing by the statue's left shoulder?
No.125990
>>125932
Based on the image search I did (Thor Heyerdahl Easter Island), yes it's him.
No.126019
>>125072
>implying there's anything Bane related in physics, the closest modern analog to a religion
No.126386
Another wewuz thread from /pol/ has provided new data posted here
>>126315
No.126412
CHANS : BRINGING ANCIENT EGYPTIAN DEITIES BACK TO LIFE
No.126451
TELL ME ABOUT TRUMP, WHY DOES HE CUCK HIMSELF
No.126929
We definitely need to start getting some BANEbdjedet altars up.
No.129490
>BANEBDJEDET
>BANE B D JE DET
Bane be the jet death
No.129507
>>124569
>brekekekéx
>brekex
>brexit
This is big for EU
No.129615
>>112086
>Mendes
>Menes
>"Speak of the Devil and he shall appear!"
First one to talk?
>Khnum was the equivalent god in Upper Egypt.
>has a temple at Elephantine
>elephantine (ɛlɪˈfantʌɪn/), adjective
>of, resembling, or characteristic of an elephant or elephants, especially in being large, clumsy, or awkward.
>Big guy temple
>Banebdjetet-Khnum -> BK -> sounds a little like "big guy"
>Pic related shows Banebdjetet-Khnum as a big guy pointing a hand gun at a small guy
>Small guy is standing on Bane's mask upside-down
>Banebdjetet-Khnum is sitting on an American flag (CIA) upside-down)
No.129617
>>129615
>finger gun is "highered" (raised) = HIRED GUN = rising to fire = THE FIRE RISES (since the gun would rise from its low position in the fake shooting part)
>finger gun clearly shows how much bigger Big Guy's finger is than LITTLEFINGER Small Guy
>Big Guy is holding Small Guy in place with a gun to his head just like in the interrogation part
>Perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him off of a Bane (mask)
I typed Khnum1.gif into Google images and found 1st pic related. The 4th (4u) image shows the American flag most clearly.
Also, the image spells out "CIA" with some slight adjustments. This is real.
No.131928
>>112086
>BANEbdjedet
>four ewe
Wow lads.
No.131929
No.131934
>>129621
>>131926
not again..
how long before baneposting is discovered to be the oldest religion?
No.131956
I think we need to write the Book of Nolan, Bravo'd be his name. It shall be our holy scripture, our bible. It will detail the one true faith. May the Lord of Planes guide us for we will crash all the heretics with no survivors!
No.131985
Someone needs to bring the teachings of Nolan to the primitive cargo cults.
No.131998
What did he meme by this?
No.132009
>>131998
To raise the fire is our birthright, brother.
No.132029
>>132009
/bane/ needs to build up a Priest Caste to maintain control of meme magic and wield it when necessary. The Prophet Nolan, Bravo'd be his name, has shown us powers beyond our comprehension that a tangled round the very fabric of reality itself. This can be very dangerous if it falls into the wrong hands. A single /bane/poster can cause a fire to rise that will send planes crashing down with no survivors, no other group of anons are able to display such raw power.
No.134208
>>123715
because we wuz kangs motherfucker
No.140280
>>131926
Fuuuck, the Ancient Ayyys show just presented other ancient figures with the power stance. There's a giant big guy statue in Tijuanacu and there are stone carvings in France and Russia. I'll try to search the video or pics. Or maybe some of you already have it.