/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

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>>25692

>do you ever consider abandoning the internet altogether?

Yes I consider it. I have tried in the past, but I never last long. The boredom always drives me back. Nothing worse than being alone with my own thoughts. I need the stimulation of the internet to suppress the thoughts.

>>25698

>I'm so isolated

<but goddamn I'm faded

This isn't NEET rap

>>25702

Favourite show tbh, I thought I had a picture of Paulie doing his hand thing and I'm disappointed I didn't save it

>>25704

the gif really adds to the experience of your post

This is Daniel now.

>>25692

Thanks, pastaboy. Or VPNboy.

>>25703

Yes if you're rock hard and jelqing for a solid 30 minutes. It's more that the results are contested - as a wise man once said, if big dick pills existed, you'd know about big dick pills.

>>25692

>>25692

Nothing at this time. I have grown tired of playing vidya or watching anime but I can't really make a concentrated attempt at a productive hobby like going to the gym

I just spend the days reading crap internet alternating with fapping

>>25708

VPN

I'm too white to be a wog

>>25709

Compulsory /ausneets/ Sopranos viewing when

>>25692

>do you ever consider abandoning the internet altogether?

I always think about doing it. A couple of times I start making a list of everything I should download so that I can just cut the internet out except for maybe an hour a day, but I never even reach the point of downloading stuff. It's obvious to myself that I'm addicted to it, but at the same time I've got no hobbies to keep me busy for the 14 hours a day I'm doing nothing.

>>25712

>>25709

Going to have to watch the sopranos again.

>>25707

That's a bit sad to see.

>>25692

>So what do you losers do for fun?

Swing dancing, gainz, drawing

>On a slightly related note, do you ever consider abandoning the internet altogether?

I've considered it and rejected it.

>>25713

Keep us posted if you do.

>>25715

>rejected it

For what reason?

>>25717

For whatever reason you've rejected giving up the internet.

>>25718

I'll rip your dick off and fuck my dads anus with it

>>25714

Yeah, his story is pretty sad.

He had a lot of breakdowns.

>>25719

A rather unnecessary remark.

>>25719

In poor taste.

Dad dick

>>25720

He is quite easy for me to relate to.

>tfw shitcoin collection is steadily increasing back

>>25724

Yeah, me too. He's very honest.

>>25726

Hope we don't end up like him though.

I haven't heard people talking about cumdies very much lately. Did cumdieNEET's mummybot catch on? Myself, I had precum leaking from my dick today while I was thinking about my chubby sister with DD tits so I was the one with the cumdies.

>>25728

Post pics of this sister please.

>>25727

Some of us probably will.

>>25729

I understand the desire but I will not.

>>25731

Post pics of the cumdies please.

>>25732

I already showered and put the cumdies in the wash. Sorry to all for teasing this story while having no pictures of anything.

>>25733

I am now sceptical of the story's authenticity.

>>25734

I might post pictures of my NEETlegs later to make up for this.

>>25735

That would go some way.

>>25735

We will need a timestamp with them.

>>25735

not good enough

>>25736

>>25737

>>25738

A demanding series of posts.

>>25739

A letdown of a post >>25733

>tfw you go to 4/tv/ looking for a Sopranos thread but instead you go for a trip down feels lane

Okay NEETs it is bedtime for me. I am going to read a couple more chapters of LOTR tonight. Currently Gandalf has made his return and is with Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli and they are just about to meet with the King of Rohan. Aragorn is starting to act a bit pompous and uppity. Merry and Pippin are in Fanghorn forest and have got the Ents all riled up and they are marching on Isengard.

Good night.

>>25742

Goodnight NEET.

>>25742

Good night buddy, hope the morning finds you well.

>>25742

I've never read/watched LOTR and I'm pretty much learning the jist of what happens from your nightly updates. It's surprisingly comfy even if it is just a few words.

Goodnight NEET.

With the disappearance of possumNEET the gen went quiet.

My dad just woke up and is having another go. It's worse than normal because my mum just said "I should have left it going" in reference to a recording on her phone I just stopped and deleted because it had been recording since the last time he went off because she's manipulative like that.

>>25746

It signals the Endtimes, where NEETs start actually arguing, and Dan offers only on-par prices.

Or like a dozen other things happened.

>>25747

Hang in there bud. A mixture of overreacting and manipulative housemates is the fucking worst.

>>25751

"Altschmerz" is apparently the German words Alt = Old and Schmerz = Pain, so it is in fact a completely made up tumblr word. The similar German word is Weltschmerz, which is Welt = World and Schmerz = Pain, which is the feeling of picturing the world differently to the way it is and feeling pain over the fact that it will never be the way you imagine it.

>>25752

>The similar German word is Weltschmerz, which is Welt = World and Schmerz = Pain, which is the feeling of picturing the world differently to the way it is and feeling pain over the fact that it will never be the way you imagine it.

I know that feel.

>>25752

I know the (((imgur))) post anon there is talking about, and it is all made-up words some dickshit tumblrite thought was poetic. A few are complete nonsense.

>>25752

thanks Hans

>>25753

Just to clarify: ALTSCHMERZ is a completely made up word while WELTSCHMERZ is a recognized German word, at least according to the internet.

I need to poo but nothing comes out

>>25757

I get the same feeling every time I jam an 8-incher up the ol' fudge pipe.

>>25757

The poo is sitting just inside your butt, waiting for the right time. Do not force it, maybe don't even take it tonight, but sometime tomorrow the urge to poo will hit you and you will push out one magnificent poo.

>>25757

I feel that way about crying

>>25759

Or drink lots of goon and you'll wake up with the poo problem all sorted out

>>25761

Is that what goon does to you? The flowers in your aluminum wrap bag cause you not to shit? I only drink vodka and that makes take water shits for two days after drinking.

>>25762

No no, if you drink enough goon the shit will come out itself

>>25760

The cry is sitting just inside your butt, waiting for the right time. Do not force it, maybe don't even take it tonight, but sometime tomorrow the urge to cry will hit you and you will push out one magnificent cry.

>>25766

is this gangsta rap

>>25766

what the hell is this?

>>25768

cultural enrichment

Sometimes when I yawn my jaw clicks right next to my ear.

It hurts.

>>25768

>>25767

embrace it, all loyalties will go towards funding the NEET compound.

>>25769

The world should strive to be less enriched by America.

I'm going to call it a day, got my weekly work tomorrow too so it's best I get to sleep before the sleepiness goes away.

Good night friends.

>>25766

OMG Chad Marco you've just made the best NEET rap every OMG nothing could capture this NEET (sippin lean) feel before but you've gone and done it !!!!!!!!!!!

My balls hurt

Also why is op a spaghetti nigger

>>25730

will true love find us in the end?

>>25776

No loneliness is our cause

We all are monks

>>25776

No, if you're an outcast you're doomed to die alone or die as something comparable to a side attraction to normies. We aren't allowed to find success anywhere, including something that prides itself on true feelings like both the music and movie industries. We're the failures that successful people create stories or songs based on.

>>25778

In other words we're Michael

>>25728

Have you ever had any incest fantasies?

>>25779

Micheal Bay? Yeah

>>25781

My life is one big explosion

>>25780

I've wanted to fuck my 1-year-older-than-me cousin ever since I met her about 13 years ago. This attraction to my sister is new but it's not going away.

>>25783

boy was I worried before that second hyphen

>>25783

How chubby is your sister? Do you talk to her often?

What does your cousin look like?

>>25784

Kek

>>25781

Michael from struggle street

>>25782

My life is more of an implosion

>>25783

I've only seen my female cousins when they were older than like 7 and I thought phwoah they're alright

>>25783

Literally a natural occurrence. MTV and SBS used to show a show which the entire basis of was literally introducing blood-related people to each-other. All it proved was that it doesn't matter if you're separated at birth, you will fall in love based on an unknown blood relation. You will literally fall in love with your sister if you're not separated at birth.

>>25785

My sister is only a few cm shorter than me (I am 185 cm) but she weighs about 100 kilos. She's fortunate in that the chubbiness comes out as curviness and thickness rather than something like cottage cheese thighs or flappy arms. I don't talk to her too often because she lives on the other side of town and I am not at home much due to uni. She tends to come over every fortnight or so on weekends. My cousin is on my mother's side and she looks a lot like my mother. The resemblance is actually a bit of a turnoff even though she's really pretty.

>>25790

We prefer things to be as close to us as possible without being famoly

>>25791

So your mother is a right old bird eh

Who is having a neetparty?

>>25792

Yeah, that sums it up, but I'm not sure if I'm retarded or not, but this was a fucking big thing on TV maybe 7-8 years ago. They were advertising it as some borderline medical/psychological break-through.

>tfw no sister

>>25789

>>25783

Meant to say I've only seen them once after they hit puberty they were like 17 18 at the time

>>25797

Nice cover, neet

>>25796

Same I only really know my cousins on my dad's side though I feel I'd get along with one of my cousin's on my mums side as he's autistic

>>25794

I didn't know about Daniel Johnston until 4 hours ago but reading and listening to his music in this second right now is something that makes me wishes I could be his friend.

>>25798

Don't worry I don't go falling to kids that's gay

>>25795

Seems like simple biology tbh

Wonder what they'll do when there is conclusive proof a negro is less intelligent than a white and Jews have a genetic tendency to subvert

>>25802

How will we deal with jews being smarter than us brainlet whites though?

>>25803

Nothing, the same situation applies to the chinese but they don't have our scruples about genetic engineering and embryo selection

>>25803

We will deal with it with the first Holocaust

>>25804

Its going to be interesting in the next 10-20 years seeing what China does with genetic engineering

>>25802

I'm not sure how simple biology is, but honestly I can remember clear as fucking day, but within sometime from 2003 (when I was 8) to 2005 (when I was 10), there was honestly a big push for this "people blood related who were separated at birth are more like to become lovers" type of deal. It wasn't something stupid, meant to be creepy, or retarded, but it was legitimately the idea that blood siblings could sense each other to an extent.

I can honestly remember SBS making a big deal out of this. Like to SBS this explained father and mother issues, this whole idea of being related to the parent of the opposite gender was like a welcomed conclusion or hypothesis. I'm not trying to create some sense of bullshit, but I can honestly, 100% remember the advertisements for a show like this or at least similar.

>>25806

Maybe they'll make themselves look like anime

>>25808

Wrong chinks

They'll just make themselves look like Mao

>>25806

We will see the the complete destruction of the natural human being this century.

>trying to order that gay penis extender

>card keeps getting declined

Whatever. I've got 1k in the bank, I know the cash is there. Evidently Suncorp can detect my goon imbibing abilities and is trying to to protect me from myself.

Well it worked. Assholes.

>>25807

Fair enough and really science is changing especially evolutionary biology and genetics with those two moving fucking fast

It's weird we've got empirical proof that genetics exist and major shifts can happen relatively fast btfoing libs and bible thumpers

Look up the Russian fox experiment

>>25809

Chinks have an inferiority complex towards their rape happy island neighbors though

>>25811

whatever happened to a good old clamp and stretch

>>25810

Good that means Neanderthals and aborigines will survive which really is a best case scenario

>>25813

Clamp and stretch doesn't have a TGA certificate and medical trials.

>>25813

Wait I thought their rape friendly neighbours were Mongolia I mean Genghis still holds the high score

>>25814

>Neanderthals will surprise

I've got some bad news for you mate

>>25817

>>25816

I was making a reference to the rape of nanking

Which looks suspiciously like neetking

>>25817

You don't know about Cleave?

>>25819

Kek but that was also made up

>>25821

Kek

Out of goon now to use the bag as a pillow

>>25824

>>25824

Just drink goon

>>25825

Sleep tight, NEET.

>>25827

I probably won't sleep yet but now I have a little pillow

Hello?

>>25829

Herro?

>>25830

tfw no engrish gf

Hey cumguzzlers

>>25831

I feel like I need to keep all my goonbags

In a year I'll have at least 52 I think

>>25832

TFW no Autist gf

>>25834

good job mathneet

>>25835

tfw karen is my GF

>>25838

and Dan has lots of money

>>25836

I will keep them in my bathroom mirror and will post pics when it grow to a stage

>>25838

How are you so rich you can afford vodka weekly

>>25837

Karen is my aunty

>>25840

You might want to avoid the mirror if you're planning on doing a bag a week

>>25839

>>25839

Dan is a supplier of alcoholic beverages, unlike the amount of fucking spots on my screen right now. There's seriously like 19 spots on my screen in the last hour. Clean your shit cuckolds.

>>25841

My dad earns $2k/fortnight, a bottle of ruskov vodka used to be $28 but is now $30. My parents have bought me alcohol for the last like 4 years, only within the last 12 months I started drinking Voskov vodka instead of 5-seeds dry cider

>>25844

What are you on about with the spots?

>>25845

>>25846

As I posted that post I realized the amount of dirty fucking liquid spots on my screen and I'm trying to clean them right now. It's almost 12PM here and I'm borderline meth addict over these fucking dirt spots on my screen.

>>25844

You're not going psycho on us are you neet?

>>25847

Could you please not hammer at your car at 3 in the morning, it wakes that other NEET up and makes him grumpy.

>>25848

REE FUCK YOU I'M TRYING TO SAY THERE'S AN ASSLOAD OF SPIT ON MY SCREEN AND I JUST CLEANED IT AT MIDNIGHT BECAUSE DESPITE BEING DRUNK I COULD STILL NOTICE IT NO DOUBT I'LL BE AWAKE AT 9AM TOMORROW MORNING CLEANING MY SCREEN BECAUSE OF THE MESS I'VE MADE

>>25849

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

a hits a hit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNdeUnAPd6o

reminder that the sopranos is a fucking goat tv show and you shouldn't watch anything but sopranos

REMINDER I'VE GOT 4.5MBPS UPLOAD SPEED SO I CAN STREAM FUCKING WHATEVER YOU WANT WE NEED /SOPRANOS/ GROUP WATCH RIGHT FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>25852

I never got around to finishing KOTOR 2, KOTOR was really great though

Every time I dream about my mum all we do is fight. The last one was particularly bad, basically blaming me for ruining her life and her ending up with an emotionally abusive asshole. Those are things I personally believe I did to her, could that be why I'm having these sorts of dreams about her? Not the best place to ask, but it's anonymous.

>>25858

>>25843

Probably

I had a dream the other day where I had a tiny ass extra finger in my palm it was probably like 15mm by 2mm^2

>>25857

why

>>25856

I'm going to get internet in a few days time

Maybe I can pirate edf and play with you

I fuckin love edf

>>25859

>>25858

Since we're talking dreams I had a dream last night where I pissed off my highschool crush and she got some guys to murder me. Women were a mistake.

>>25857

Hot

the fuck is wrong with your right thigh

>>25860

Can you explain my weird extra finger drink

I think I was gooned at the time

I always have good and vivid dreamed when heavily gooned

>>25862

I'm 100% down to play EDF with anyone here. I've only got like 8~ hours in 4.1 and that's because I've had no one to play with. EDF is a fucking goat MP game.

>>25865

I weigh 140Kg@5'8", the fat in my thigh is squishing to shape

>>25863

Dying in dreams is always fuckin weird especially because you always wake up it never just switches to another dream

>>25866

>finger drink

I'm not sure what you mean but I assume it's something easily consumable which means you're not willing to accept something you should have accepted long ago.

>>25865

It's a feature of the executive model

Even as an executive neet I find a pic of a fellow executive disgusting

>>25867

Never played mp edf but played through the main campaign of 2017 on my PS vita

>>25871

As a Jew I find Jews disgusting

>>25872

>2017

Was that the EDF 5 beta thing? I've never really been big into EDF, but IIRC then yeah it's EDF 5 which is JP only right now.

>>25869

Meant to say finger dream is the dream with my tiny palm finger

>>25873

As a white person I find myself disgusting

>>25874

2017 is the 3rd game

Goes 1 2 2017 2021 4.1 then 5

>>25877

what

This thread is dejavu right now

>>25878

Blame westernisation I think 2017 was 3 in Japan

>>25879

I think I've been in this thread before

>>25879

I've been in this place nefore

>>25881

Higher in the streets got no place to go

>tfw no dejavu

>>25884

>tfw no eurobeat

I probably should sleep before I fully lose by buzz and shit gets boring

>>25860

I had a great relationship with my mum, but it's likely.

>>25863

My family and I were at a large wedding reception and my mum, stepdad and other family members were all fighting with me, it's hard to remember most of the dream now though.

>>25887

Who was getting married

tbh if I somehow managed to convince a girl to marry me I'd invite you all and even pay for nk's flight

>>25888

One of my cousins, although she wasn't a big part of the dream. It was me mostly fighting with my mother and stepfather, blaming me for ruining things, particularly their relationship. Ever since she died the only dreams I have about her are us fighting.

>>25891

Where is the sound

Nite

>>25889

There is an on ramp I often drive on that's a circle and you can get nice drifts when nobody is around

>>25890

Would you come to my wedding

>>25895

No. There'll be too many people and you'll just have some overweight sperg that's sweating like a pig sitting quietly alone there.

>>25891

Are you the executive who has parents who buy him alcohol?

I think I remember you mentioning you liked taking lewd pics of yourself for imageboards when you were drunk

>>25897

What about a vr wedding like that other anon

>>25899

Maybe.

>>25900

Good enough

I will see if nurgle will bless me to let me take a plaugebearerette as a waifu

>>25898

Yeah, I'm that NEET. It's not that I like taking lewd pics for myself when drunk, it's just that I'm drunk enough to send lewd pics of myself to people who are willing to accept them. Although when I'm sober I'm usually breathing nowhere as heavy as what I am now.

>>25902

Not being a dick here but how do you have the confidence to do something like that at your size? I'm a good 50 kegs lighter than you and I still feel too ashamed to show myself in any way to anybody.

>>25904

>Why was I born

To suffer.

>tfw trying to sleep but doggo in the distance won't stop borking

>>25906

People who let their dogs bark at night should be gassed

>>25903

60kg skell here

We're ashamed because we're inferior to the exces

>>25907

Gas the bogans shed war now

>>25909

It's not even just bogans

I've been around to rich cunts houses for work and their shitcunt doglets spend the entire time barking

I knew a fish monger and saw him today and he gave me free fish

I ate 6 big home made battered pieces of fish and chips

I will grow from skel to exec one day

>>25911

He sounds like a nice guy

>>25912

I don't think my hairline is receding because I touch my penis too much mate

>>25910

See though the issue is big dogs I can clearly hear about 5 blocks away

Dogleta I can hear but its a squeak compared to a real doggo

>tfw no doggo

>>25912

Why is porn an issue

I fap easy enough without it

>>25903

>how do you have the confidence to do something like that at your size?

Because there's nothing left for guys my size. There's a fairly large gay community into men my size, but they're pretty limited. The reason I can post myself is because I'm both enthralled by someone else into a fucking human my size, but I also completely understand the disgust someone can hold towards my weight. Hard to explain, especially so when drunk.

>>25913

Its a long story but tl;dr its partially his fault I'm in this mess but he didn't mean it and makes it up every now and again

How long will a beer take to cool in the freezer?

>>25917

I feel that being big means you can present yourself as masculine even in an abstract way but skellies can't

>>25919

Probably will be good in 20 real good in 30

>>25919

Presuming your freezer is -18c that is

i like to sing i'm not a fag

>>25920

What do you mean?

>>25925

I don't masturbate more than once a week and hair loss isn't uncommon in my family

>>25927

why bother doing things when doing things never makes the tfw depressed go away

>>25927

>tfw have all day everyday to improve self

>spend all day shitposting, watching porn, YouTube and video games

iktf. I've been telling myself I'll learn how to draw or create music for years and haven't done either.

>>25906

Rape it

>>25929

I think it’s best to keep the computer off so you don’t get distracted. All my vices involve the computer. I’ve thought of destroying it but the information and handiness prevents me. Best to just not turn it on.

hello sirs

>>25927

you're the word from earlier… altschmerz or something. you should try to just stop watching porn for a while, see if that helps. you'll probably have lots more time to fill and you might actually start on some of those challenges you wish to undertake

>>25933

Good morning slovenia neet

Morning neetos, I made a mistake with my video uploading, I didn't realise that youtube discontinued their video editor so I had to edit it with software and I am now uploading it again.

>>25776

Only if we keep looking. Or so the song says

Good morning friends

>>25935

I hae how they make uploads so slow, I guess that's how they con you into buying their premium type shit.

Looking forward to it though.

What are you using to edit it?

>>25938

It's not youtube who makes uploads slow, it's just our third world tier australian internet and also I used sony vegas 13.0 to edit it.

>>25807

>parent of the opposite gender

Is that to do with the Oedipus and Electra complexes?

I tried to explain it to a milf I was trying to fuck once. That didn't help.

>>25939

It tok me like 8 hours to upload a 20min video.

I don't think our internet is that bad.. is it?

>>25817

>tfw surprised

>>25844

>19 spots on my screen

I have spots all over my screen, as long as I dont focus on them it's cool.

>>25860

Something in this pic doesn't make sense.

>>25863

This post reminded me.

Just after I went to bed last night I had a dream that I had lost my dog. Apparently in the dream it was Chinese New Year (which I think it was yesterday) and they had tried to eat him or something (I read a thing on abc yesterday about how not all Chinese etc.)

He had these weird cuts in his ears and it looked like just the iris of his eye was boiled, it was fucking strange. When I woke up (it was before midnight) I couldn't get back to sleep. I was going to go pat my dog but I could hear him snoring so I just left him.

Shit dream.

>>25891

That is your calf, not your thigh.

Still, quality material.

>>25941

Yep it's that bad, our upload speeds are ridiculous.

>>25927

> they make you conform to social norms and that warps the authentic person I am becoming.

so does the internet.

we conform to whatever we are exposed to.

tbh you're better off conforming to the rel world than the chans.

>>25948

Thats unreal, I thought it was some sales pitch type thing to get me to buy in to youtube

>>25931

>If you don’t want to be depressed you just have to study more philosophy.

lol

>>25951

bigboi breakfast.

Good morning NEETs.

Good morning especially to you >>25951 Big Breakfast Boi. Looks great.

I will have to go through the overnight posts when I get back from taking Doggo on his walk. I saw a very nice pair of legs in there somewhere.

>>25955

>especially

feeling the love

>>25957

You've got yourself to blame.

Off to wage.

See you when I'm back.

>>25956

Well if you are going to post pics of such beautiful toasted ham and cheese sandwiches you deserve some love.

>>25961

Good luck mate.

>>25824

Good choice. Let us know how it effects your poos.

>>25852

>KOTOR 2

I loved the first one but 2 was dialogue heavy and boring. I never did understand the plot even after finishing the game. I didn't know who that woman was.

>>25935

>>25937

>>25953

>>25955

Good morning my lovely NEETs.

My walk with doggo was pretty quiet this morning. We encountered no normies on foot and only one car. Seems Sunday is the best day for morning walks.

>>25968

Sunday is a actually a good day to be up at wagie hours since wagies are sleeping in

Sunday drives are also often bretty good, less traffic and all that while for some reason Saturday is often bad for traffic though that said the line for fuel was short yesterday which was weird

>>25965

That woman was Rey

Morning neets

Was going to sleep in more but fuck it it's been over eight hours already

>>25971

Good morning. 8 hours is the correct amount of sleep.

Just heard a duck quack

Is it weird my mind went to remembering how good duck was last I had it

>>25972

How has your day been so far

>>25974

My day has been pretty good, thank you for asking. Grey skies this morning, might get some rain later.

>>25975

Fuck you, why did you have to post that while I was eating food is everywhere because I laughed so hard

>>25976

Any neet cruises planned

>>25955

Goon always clouds the memories

Though I ran out of goon so I can say many good legs and crotches were posted

>>25978

I am staying home today. Just doing the usual on the PC.

>>25980

Fair enough

I should be off so I can get to hj before breaky stops

I routinely watch TV movies, go on the computer, eat food, feed my fish. a lot of this is sometimes done with my partner.

I know once I'm disconnected I'm not in that routine. I sit till I'm bored that I end up doing something creative.

anyway ausneets have any of you heard of

https://voteflux.org/

??? Its goos

>>25969

> that said the line for fuel was short yesterday which was weird

In NSW the prices are at their peak, if you can hold off filling up it is recommended before they start dropping next week

>>25983

Well I always do one big weekly fill in the cheapest place issue is Normies know its cheap and while its not out of the way for me they will go out of their way to get here

>>25967

good morning

>>25982

Sounds weird and personally direct democracy would make shit worse

Sustainable is my number 1

I don't get fussed over an extra dollar or so on a tank of petrol. Seems a silly thing to waste effort about. I don't bother with those Woolies and Coles receipt vouchers either. For the same reason. At best you will save a couple of dollars.

My boomer dad is obsessed about petrol prices and vouchers but he takes multiple trips to shops, returning home after each trip, because he forgot to buy one or two ingredients for some food he's making

>>25987

Well for me its on my way to where I want to go so I might as well fill up there and not at the bp down the road that's 10c dearer

>>25988

Is he a good cook

>>25982

>??? Its goos

I wouldn't trust the public with some decisions. The eastern suburbs in NSW and other upper class area would vote to axing Cenno or imposing hefty restrictions on it. It's one of issues I have with direct democracy that people never really understand the social security until they have lived on it. I am guessing from a quick glance that's what they are trying to promote (way of voting) but I may be wrong.

>>25984

I have a 4wd I use. It lasts a while on it's two tanks but when it needs filling up the difference between $1.48 and $1.27 per litre is significant difference well over $100. I failed to fill up while it was cheap by driving to a servo to fill up before their prices were hiked up.

>>25987

Depends on your car. On the car I mentioned, the 4c a litre difference can be $5+ dollars cheaper. I am glad I filled up on Christmas day at Shell servo this year and got a 10c L voucher off and another one to use by the middle of January. I do not think many people picked up on that but if you have a big car these vouchers takes a bit of your bill.

>>25990

Yeah but so's my mummybot and I like her stuff better to be honest.

>>25992

Fair enough

What should I cook tonight

Thinking of buying a whole chicken and with the Maryland making ballotine which is the "leg" or Maryland if you want the actual name stuffed then rolled and wrapped with Bacon and then poached

>>25991

those same people wouldn't have the leeway as the majority, since we're currently living in a pyramid scheme the wealthy wouldn't have as much political pull and the votes would be going to the majority people directly. from that Facebook groups would arrise where a lot of ideas will form and be educated by there own.

>>25982

In regards to this. I'm going to there Brisbane meeting in March. if anyone can give me some good questions to ask them, I'd like that.

>>25995

Don't waste your time with that shit mate.

>>25995

Why?

But ask how does stop politics from deriving to more meaningless shit

>>25993

>What should I cook tonight

I like the sound of that chicken ballotine thing. Cook some rice in salty water and on a frying pan fry some diced onions. Good way of preparing onions is to warm up the pan beforehand, put olive oil, and put a lid on the pan so the onions soften. Then add the onions to the cooked rice and crush some garlic cloves into the rice and add pepper. This rice will go really well with the chicken.

>>25996

>>25997

fuck no, when you have been a neet as long as me you want to do something for you to waste your time that involves change.

>>25998

Won't they just brown like that when all they need to do is sweat

>>25999

Go to a sustainable Australia meeting then

>>26000

Why would the onions brown?

>>26002

Because they're being pan fried and you're leaving then

>>26004

Tbh I only fap out of boredom rather than urge

>>26001

can't find one near, but I'll try and keep and eye out.

>>25994

True, a lot of the population isn't in those areas. The issue I see with the wealthy is the manipulation of policy. The mining tax similar to Norway is sovereign wealth fund now has 1 trillion dollars in assets. Gina and Twiggy ragged against this issue and won. Australian public at the time actively believed the mining tax would kill this countries economy. With massive decrease in value of resources spot price, our economy is still going and adjusting to changes in price. A mining tax wouldn't have been as significant impact.

I feel an issue that needs to change is how we fund politics. I think one of the Nordic countries that do not allow politician donations and the government funds each of their campaigns. The system cannot be as easily influenced by donors who can shift the views of politicians who work for the public not for politician parties and donors. Queensland state Premier is in poorest area in Queensland and I feel she doesn't represent the area. It feels like the party pushed her into the area and people just voted for the party. Politicians and elections are expensive, unless you have a source of income its hard to fund such an expensive. These are the issues we never really hear about because that's form of zombie socialist communist.

>>26003

If you don't want them to brown then just don't leave them for that long. Maybe I should have mentioned to start the frypan 15 minutes after starting the rice because it takes so long for a saucepan full of water to boil. My personal preference is to overcook stuff in general.

>>26007

Yeah I agree we need to have a massive overhaul over the way campaigns can be run and limiting donations to $100 or $200 would be a start

>>26008

Onions brown pretty fast though

>>26010

Not if you are cooking them correctly.

>>26005

I do it out of habit. And once I see a trigger it’s really hard to stop. Like the subconscious just wants it’s fix and drowns out the conscious mind that says no it’s ruining my life.

Gotta avoid the triggers.

Cya

>>26013

bye

>>26013

Later alligator.

>>26013

G'bye

>>26005

same

Am I unwelcome here?

>>26018

that sounds fair enough

how much do you fap now every week?

>>26019

of course.

>>26019

You are not unwelcome on principle but there will be less tolerance towards you if your posts are shit and you act like a dick.

I'm going to mass

>>26024

Have fun.

>>26024

Please pray for us NEETs.

>>26026

I will do that.

>>26024

bbq-porch-neet?

why do atheists celebrate Christian holidays?

>>26029

They're the tsunderes of the religious world

>>26029

Why do stores close on Christmas?

It is raining here.

>>26029

It's part of western culture.

>>26031

So normies can get time off work

>>25937

Good morning

>>25978

I might drive to the beach and go for a stroll along said beach.

>>26007

We do have a sovereign wealth fund and a WA future fund though which gets a bit from mining, but you're right it's very little.

>>26035

A stroll along the beach sounds nice.

>>26036

It is a true shame. We only get those resources once and there has not been a wider benefit to the community. The only benefit I have seen is an increase in property prices that benefits those who already own a home.

I remember a story told by a teacher that their friend in Perth in the middle of the mining boom wanted to sell their property. The price was above the median house price and everyone was telling him it was unrealistic. A few months later someone who worked in the mining sector came in and offer a price slightly higher to buy it. Property prices will always go up but the rise over the last 15 years coinciding with the mining boom has been amazing.

O'week coming up neetos. Who's up for some free shit?

NEET video is done.

>>26032

Radelaide?

>>26039

I wouldn't get near a normie fest like that.

>>26040

What's under the eggs in the last pic?

>>26040

Thank you for those pics. Is that butter you used to lube the cooking surface at the start?

Too much pepper on those eggs for my tastes but each to their own.

>>26041

Watching now.

>>26042

Yes.

>>26044

Chicken pasta, including celery, corn and pumpkin seeds.

>>26045

Yeh just a tiny bit. It's a non stick press so you don't need to but it adds some more flavour. I'm a bit of a pepper fiend and always dump a lot on because I love it.

>>26041

shireNEET what part of the shire are you from?

i'm from Gymea.

>>26041

I am really enjoying this video so far. Great to hear your commentary. You are an intelligent well-spoken NEET.

>>26048

A very interesting dish. Did you make the salad?

>>26049

Sylvania

>>26050

Thanks

>>26049

what a coincidence for our only 2 sydneyNEETs to both be from the same part.

>>26052

2 (3?) gippsland NEETs

1-2 melbourne NEETs

2-3 adelaide NEETs

2-3 perth NEETs

2 south sydney NEETs

who am I leaving out?

>>26053

Sutherland Shire is a pretty big area, has lots of Suburbs.

>>26054

Brisfag here

>>26054

There's an albanyneet

>>26056

>>26057

2 (3?) gippsland NEETs

1-2 melbourne NEETs

2-3 adelaide NEETs

2-3 perth NEETs

1 albanyNEET

2 south sydney NEETs

1 BrisNEET

>>26058

Can I register if I don't want to give a location?

>>26059

1 hideyneet

>>26059

I agree, can he be registered under Rape Dungeon

>>26051

No I purchased the chicken/pasta salad. Overall it was pretty tasty and filling.

>>26061

That falls under Perth

>>26041

I have finished watching it. Really enjoyed it. Very comfy.

Where did you have the microphone to capture your commentary?

>>26064

Inside my helmet, under the cheek pad, my camera has a separate usb port so you can attach an external mic.

>>26066

It worked really well. Very well done.

>>26062

Ah OK. Having some lunch now, a tuna & mayo sandwich with a salad and packet chips.

>>26065

I do not understand what these screenshots mean.

>>26065

>googling google translate

absolute plebs

>>26067

Cheers

>>26069

it's what people search around in australia

>>26065

I would never type those combination of words into a search engine. On porn video sites very specific terminology is needed boy is often an adult over 18 but no older (in domination stuff, you hear it used constantly), while the use of young is sketchy for a search engine. It all depends on the tags people use for videos depends on the website and their moderation, some places actively remove the cancer It is illegal to produce any video or image filmed in a private space in Australia, but I am not certain about whether it is fine to own such material if it only includes adults

>>26069

Looks like the classification of search results.

>>26073

>It is illegal to produce any video or image filmed in a private space in Australia

I never knew this. Didn't Angela White made a video in some uni library? She probably also made some in more private areas

>>26065

Probably teenage single-mothers that don't know how to wash a cock that doesn't involve using their mouth.

>>26073

Welcome back, John

>>26076

Looks like he is still blogging and not interacting. I don't miss him to be honest.

>>26074

>She probably also made some in more private areas

The law varies from state to state:

https://www.artslaw.com.au/info-sheets/info-sheet/filmmaking-with-a-smartphone-or-hidden-camera/

What I am was trying to say what is identified as a private act. I should have google what I meant before posting. In Queensland, filming related to a private act is explained:

>You cannot use an optical surveillance device to view or record a person, without their consent, who would reasonably expect their actions to be private, if they are in a private place OR if they are engaging in a private act.

>A Private Act is showering, bathing, using a toilet, being undressed, or sexual activity not usually done in public. (No other act is considered a private act.)

Includes other states explanations but this related specifically to a private act

https://www.privatei.com.au/blog/optical-surveillance-laws-in-australia

While in NSW:

>Filming a person engaged in a private act without the person’s consent (s91K of the Crimes Act). A “private act” is if the person being filmed is in a state of undress, using the toilet, shower or bath, engaged in a sexual act of a kind not ordinarily done in public, or engaged in any other like activity, and a reasonable person would ordinarily expect to be afforded privacy in that circumstance

https://www.sydneycriminallawyers.com.au/blog/what-does-the-law-say-about-filming-someone-without-their-consent/

I do not know though if the ownership of this material is illegal if it only includes adults. Someone downloading the content is not filming it. That is where my confusion is.

>>26077

I am a FagNEET not the FagNEET sorry for any confusion.

>>26078

Sounds like hell wherever he is, and he'll probably come back pretty soon.

>>26078

He isn't posting on here which is a further disappointment.

>>26076

He's done goof'd.

>>26079

Good to know I'm not breaking the law taking creepshots in public. Though I could be charged with stalking in some instances.

What exactly was monk doing going to Indonesia? I must have missed something.

>>26080

He has the scholarship money and a return air plane ticket. Until he hits rock bottom and needs money to change the return date I think he'll be over there for a bit longer. I wonder why he didn't sort out his Cenno business before leaving. You're fucked if you need to contact them overseas

>>26083

I still wouldn't do it. In NSW:

>engaged in a sexual act of a kind not ordinarily done in public

It's going to be hard to justify that a shot at the level of a woman panties is not a sexual act. If you did get charged, the pigs will search your devices. It depends on your state but anything mention like it does in NSW could be the cause to charge you.

>>26084

University scholarship given by the Australian government. I got one a long time ago to go overseas for almost paid holiday for a week with some interaction with educational institutions. Connecting my university with places in Australia as that was a directive of the government and still is to make global citizens.

>>26085

>University scholarship given by the Australian government. I got one a long time ago to go overseas for almost paid holiday for a week with some interaction with educational institutions. Connecting my university with places in Australia as that was a directive of the government and still is to make global citizens.

went to Uni and wasn't aware of this

30k HECS debt later, no uni gf, no grad job and no scholarship I realy fucked up

>>26085

> with places in Australia

*with places in 'Asia I meant to say

>>26086

>went to Uni and wasn't aware of this

It wasn't an odd email sent out one year to all the university students in my year when the program was released as a grant that the head university guy was approved for at the time by the federal government (one off thing). I read the pamphlet and it clearly indicated that no work overseas. 8 or 10 people got the scholarship in the end. Within the hour of receiving it, I send a text to the guy organising it wanting to be part of it. No one really became interested until people were told explicitity that it was a holiday visit with mandatory activity to attend set events 40 people then became interested and competed for the spots available. It did pay 3/4 of the costs so there was no complaints for me to sit down and listen to what they had to say for some of the days.

There were always overseas scholarships that were only good in cheap countries like Monk was doing. Going to Europe on scholarship under 10k wont last long if you are there for a couple of months Spain and those countries would stretch the budget further unlike the UK

Have you tried any internships to get the meme of experience then trying to throw yourself at every job opening? I will admit it hasn't worked entirely for me, but my references have reported several phone calls asking questions so interests exists but it is not as strong.

>>26081

When we told him off for blogging he said he might do his blogging on aus instead.

>>26088

*It wasn't, it was an odd

I meant to say, sorry for my really bad proof reading

>>26089

Thanks for the clarification, I do remember that but still he was banned from there. I feel conflicted.

I touched my penis this morning and milk came out, it didn't taste very good

>>26092

Did you trying mixing into your coffee?

>>26091

I don't know what Monk is thinking these days. It is funny how part of your mind knows that just about everyone here is mentally ill in some way, and yet we still expect each other to be rational in their interactions here and in their behaviour.

Monk had a reputation as a Chad and as being better than most of the rest of us but I think he is probably actually more seriously mentally ill than most of us.

>>26094

I think when you're apart of a small anonymous community you tend to think of it as an extension of yourself. You usually think yourself and those close to you are rational people, so that kind of gets mixed in to include the deranged autists on here

>>26083

Even if it's somehow not illegal you're still running the risk of being publicly exposed as a creepshotter. It only takes being caught and then your face being plastered over the internet to put a pretty big dent in any future prospects you may have.

>>26096

I think this is true.

>>26099

I noticed that too, strange.

>>26100

I wouldn't be too surprised if the work around solution right click, clicking on view image is soon prevent by Google and or browsers

>>26101

Yeah, I always just did that anyway myself even before it was removed.

>>25593

Cute doggo and I enjoyed the cemeteries.

>>26079

>I am a FagNEET

How do you manage to post here without fagging the place up? In my experience most fags on imageboards can't contain themselves and ending up becoming the centre of attention. What is your secret?

>>26104

Have you manually assigned those drives to mount on particular letter or do you have 26 plugged in devices?

Well done on the organisation.

>>26105

Interesting question, unless there is a constant onslaught of pornography I do post anything faggy. I am not out loud but I am proud of who I am.

>>26106

I manually assigned the letters.

>>26094

>>26096

>tfw deranged autist

>>25654

Looks like semen, a lot of semen.

>>25643

Very nice, you made them I assume?

>>25678

The hell is that?

>>26041

Loved it, the commentary is what made it so enjoyable and held my attention for so long (I would've zoned out after a few minutes otherwise). Really want another bike and am looking forward to more of the same.

I want a motorbike now too but they seem to bring with them a greatly increased risk of death or serious injury.

>>26111

Thanks.

>>26112

The risks are roughly the same as driving a car, the main thing you have to do with a bike is be constantly aware of your surroundings and traffic and also to look far, far ahead and in the direct you want to go.

>>26113

>According to the U.S. National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA), in 2006, 13.10 cars out of 100,000 ended up in fatal crashes. The rate for motorcycles is 72.34 per 100,000 registered motorcycles.[2] Motorcycles also have a higher fatality rate per unit of distance travelled when compared with automobiles. Per vehicle mile traveled, motorcyclists' risk of a fatal crash is 35 times greater than a passenger car.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motorcycle_safety

>>26114

The risk of having a crash I mean, but yes if you come off a bike you will get some sort of injury or be killed.

>>26115

What if you just jump off as soon as the crash is about to happen and land on your feet?

>>26116

You'll go for a slide, possibly break your ankles if you're going over 60km/h and not wearing proper riding boots/shoes

>>26118

> I'm keen to get a 'superbike' no less than a 600cc

Get an 1802cc Harley. Jap bikes are shit.

>>26121

kek, I think it's a bit of a meme that women are attracted to bikers, I've never noticed them looking at me.

A goon sack in both hands is what attracts women.

>>26124

Dan might be right about this one.