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this…
also a tip for our Canadian friend:
*purchase 30 cans of black spray paint
*paint self black
*tell the oz government that you are a war refuge from Zimbabwe
*and also that your name is elvin elly chiruvhu
*get free passport into straya
*get relocated to Melbourne
*free emergency accommodation, free Toyota Landcruiser, free food and centrelink will give you many dollars
thats all there is to it really, and if you need extra cash while you are in Melbourne just grab a hammer and smash up a few jewelry stores, be sure not to conceal your white color or our gov will pickup on it and send you back packing