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AusFAILIA GENERAL - I want to move to AusFAILIA EDITION cunt 05/23/17 (Tue) 14:06:03 No.127977

Hello I really like AusFAILIA I want to move to AusFAILIA can you help? Canada is forever a friend to your nation!!!!!

cunt 05/23/17 (Tue) 20:14:23 No.127979

Nah, our faggot quota has been reached. Thanks for playing.

cunt 05/24/17 (Wed) 07:25:50 No.128028

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fuck off were full

cunt 05/24/17 (Wed) 22:31:57 No.128069

>>128028

fuck off m8

cunt 05/25/17 (Thu) 07:20:06 No.128118

>>127977

Get raked cuck fag

cancuks passed a law prohibiting people calling out transgender faggs as mentally ill deluded fags

stay cucked fag

cunt 05/25/17 (Thu) 13:44:18 No.128174

>>128118

Go kill yourself you little AusFAILIAN. Why don't you go get harassed by abos and then go home and let a venomous tarantula crawl up your ass while you're waiting for your piss poor internet to finish sending your shitposts you subhuman.

cunt 05/26/17 (Fri) 03:07:47 No.128194

Hello """Canadian"""

If you're white the government probably won't let you in, but knowing Canada these days, there ain't much chance of that. Our gov loves Chinese and other assorted colours so unfortunately for us you'll probably be let in.

cunt 05/26/17 (Fri) 03:38:16 No.128197

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>>128194

this…

also a tip for our Canadian friend:

*purchase 30 cans of black spray paint

*paint self black

*tell the oz government that you are a war refuge from Zimbabwe

*and also that your name is elvin elly chiruvhu

*get free passport into straya

*get relocated to Melbourne

*free emergency accommodation, free Toyota Landcruiser, free food and centrelink will give you many dollars

thats all there is to it really, and if you need extra cash while you are in Melbourne just grab a hammer and smash up a few jewelry stores, be sure not to conceal your white color or our gov will pickup on it and send you back packing

cunt 05/26/17 (Fri) 07:58:31 No.128212

>>128194

>>128197

Hello fuck you very much, yes fuck you both, go eat some vegemite, how would a typical white Canadian man settle down in AusFAILIA? What are some typical barriers I'd need to over come?

cunt 05/27/17 (Sat) 13:36:52 No.128354

>>128212

>What are some typical barriers I'd need to over come?

The pacific ocean. It's a long way to swim.

cunt 05/28/17 (Sun) 12:16:39 No.128497

>>128354

Anything else u fucken shit cunt m8? I will swim across the whole ocean to get to your land. I WILL MOVE TO AUSFAILIA NO MATTER WHAT!!!!! I'M SO MOTIVATED!!!!!!

cunt 05/31/17 (Wed) 16:46:38 No.128887

>FUCKING

>LEAF

cunt 06/02/17 (Fri) 14:06:48 No.129165

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>>127977

DAY OF THE RAKE SOON LAD

cunt 06/30/17 (Fri) 08:03:35 No.132120

>>128497

What part of FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL don't you understand cunt?