/aus/ - Australia★

deport all brownies+brownie apologists

>>113799 (OP)

Re-instate the White Australia Policy. Finally kill all the abos.

nuke melbourne, after letting the strippers leave under amnesty (I'm not a monster)

Cut immigration in half.

Invest in infrastructure in the outer suburbs; a 20 year plan.

Sell less natural resources to China, invest in nuclear at home, with OUR Uranium.

Invest in a 5 year plan to bring manufacturing jobs back.

Ban the burqa.

Heavily regulate all foreign lobby groups.

Be tougher on asset assumptions for pensioners, whilst giving those that need them more of an income.

Raise the wages of Work for the Dole.

That's all I can think of for now.

make neets build wooden ships to deport undesirables

>>113833

You mean those guys who lost two world wars, and threw their citizenry under the slavery wheel when things went to shit?

deport the chinks, kill the lebs, put the boongs back under fauna

>>113799 (OP)

Force all politicians to get their payments from Centrelink instead of them spending taxpayer money on themselves. No arguments.

I'm the fucking king.

Abolish job employment agencies and come up with another method that actually involves working with businesses to give the unemployed employment.

Encourage populace with monetary incentive to report drug addicts and drug dealers to the police. Alongside anyone using their Centrelink money to buy drugs and alcohol. Basically, getting the Australian community to help get rid of the drug problem.

Ban New Zealanders, Aboriginals and Muslims from the fucking country at last.

Cheapen the cost of cigarettes and get rid of those annoying graphic labels. I don't even smoke, but I'm fucking tired of seeing those labels.

Also, I want more vending machines and trams around the country. You know what, just ban Australians from being able to drive cars and abolish the concept of traffic. None of us can fucking drive and we need the exercise too. If you want to get around, use a train, tram or bus instead.

I'll fucking build more of that shit as king.

I know it's all crazy.

>>113860

> Australians from being able to drive cars and abolish the concept of traffic

How about get fucked. I have to drive 20 minutes to buy milk. Not everyone has access to public transport. It's a big cuntry. Ban cars in Melbourne, sure. With no cars to steal, Apex can culturally enrich everyone on the trams.

>>113862

When cars are banned, you ride a Postie Bike.

>>113860

>Force all politicians to get their payments from Centrelink instead of them spending taxpayer money

The money you get from Centrelink is taxpayer's money you mong

>Encourage populace with monetary incentive to report drug addicts and drug dealers to the police

So you'd like a populace of spineless snitches?

>Basically, getting the Australian community to help get rid of the drug problem

>Cheapen the cost of cigarettes and get rid of those annoying graphic labels

OK then…

>Ban New Zealanders, Aboriginals and Muslims from the fucking country at last

By "New Zealanders" do you mean just the maoris or NZ-whites too as I find it strange that you'd group them with abos and muds.

>more vending machines

Why? All you get from them is over-priced garbage food/drink

>ban Australians from being able to drive cars and abolish the concept of traffic

FUcking socialist scum

>Abolish job employment agencies…

The only sensible thing you said

>Stop negatively gearing property

>Start negatively gearing investments in Australian businesses

>Centrelink only for citizens by BIRTH

>Net zero migration (and only from white countries)

>Stand your ground laws put in place

>Make a national militia program where we train our lads in both basic military stuff and sport

>Militia membership or being employed in defense is now reason for a cat d gun license

>Pay NEETs to plant trees in bumfuck nowhere until we reforest that nice interior region the abos burned down

>Incentivise builders to use older architecture styles instead of the shitty blocky angular garbage that makes up most of our new suburbs and inner cities

>>113860

>>113875

Seconding becoming land of the postie bike. We wouldn't even need to ban cars, we could realistically achieve this low traffic goal by keeping our current car licensing and making it piss easy to get a bike license. Pretty sure euro land let you ride anything under 125cc unlicensed, if we did the same the postie bikes would rule the road. Fixing and expanding public transport would help too.

$2 price tag on all ciggs and long neck beer.

weed n psychedelics readily available for purchase at local servos.

high powered rifles readily available for purchase.

burn down job agencies nation wide + authorize of killing all staff at tursa and/or nortec.

assassinate both labor and liberal parties.

no more paying rego and licence renewals.

mandatory 4 days on/off for all jobs.

bring back our car factories, ban all foreign shitboxes.purchase of Aussie vehicles only.

am not a racist but i think a population control for Asians is needed thus authorize culling of 2/3 of Asians citizens/migrants (kind of like the movie "purge")

>Triple the neet bux

>Discount tendies for neets

>Free hookers for neets

>Set up recliners with umbrella shades at worksites so neets can sit back and laugh at the stupid wagies

CHINKS OUT

ANGLOS IN

>>113890

>Fixing and expanding public transport would help too.

It's one of the first things I would implement before trying to make Australia a low traffic country. I'm just so tired of people not understanding simple road rules like giving way to pedestrians or indicating.

People wonder why we have an obesity epidemic when you can't go on a leisure stroll without worrying about the psychopaths in their cars.

I also just want to get rid of the street hoons who are constantly keeping me and others from actually sleeping.

>Pay NEETs to plant trees in bumfuck nowhere until we reforest that nice interior region the abos burned down

As a NEET, I would be down for that. Give us a free bus ride, food and drink to get up to the area and I'll work my ass off planting trees. Even if I've got a bunch of minor allergies to plants and grass, I would do it.

Better than having some sociopathic job employment consultant abusing me. Hell, firing everyone involved in the job employment agency sector would be a dream come true. I would believe in God again for once in my life.

>>113892

>high powered rifles readily available for purchase.

>burn down job agencies nation wide + authorize of killing all staff at tursa and/or nortec.

>assassinate both labor and liberal parties.

>no more paying rego and licence renewals.

I would like these ideas a lot. Can we also have Epic Employment and Sarina Russo Employment workers killed too? Hell, just kill anyone working in job employment agencies. I haven't met one employee that actually isn't a sociopath.

Can't support the culling of Asian citizens because I'm a fucking weeb for the Japanese. The Chinese have to fucking be culled and deported though. They're the Jews of the Orient. No respect for Australia and it's laws and customs. Always leaving trolleys and rubbish around places.

>>113878

>The money you get from Centrelink is taxpayer's money you mong

Yeah, but I'm not spending millions every year on holidays and other frivolous shit. Centrelink barely pays anyone to actually survive and live in comfort.

>So you'd like a populace of spineless snitches?

No, I just want people to follow Rodrigo Duterte's example and get rid of the scum who ruin people's lives and the useless degenerates encouraging others to partake in it. Drugs have had a personal negative effect on my family and friends. As well as myself because I had to get forcibly involved with a drug addict family member's bullshit. Thanks to the shithead, I missed out on actually graduating high school and becoming a working-class citizen.

>By "New Zealanders" do you mean just the maoris or NZ-whites too as I find it strange that you'd group them with abos and muds.

Both. Over having Maoris acting like niggers and whites boasting about how their country is way better than ours, yet still continuing to live here and bitching about our country.

They both have to leave with the Abos and Muds.

Other than that, I'll admit all the shit you refuted was just me acting like a retard about things at 2AM and not thinking properly about things. And yeah, abolishing job employment agencies is the best thing for this country. They don't actually do anything useful besides bully and harass the unemployed for something they should be getting help with. Never mind the fact that most of them are ex-retail workers/salespeople who couldn't get into actual office positions.

>>113806

as a melbournian i offer you my indifference and probably approval

strippers are people too

Protect, decentralise, resign

Drastically cut immigration down to mid 5 figures, do not extend citizenship or PR to those here on student visas or equally shitty entry forms.

Abolish the mass welfare state, replace it with a program that will give out food and water once a family/individual goes broke and has no job.

Break the influence of the Big Banks and Big Mining Corps. BHP and Rio overthrew K Rudd over the mining tax and they should never be able to do so again. Also, Big Banks are the reason immigration is so high, their survival depends on constantly giving out loans and ensuring the real estate bubble they've invested in does pop.

Reforest the interior, start by constructing massive earthworks in the bush to control rainfall and allow it to infiltrate the ground. Encourage the study and practise of permaculture. Possibly experiment with largescale permaculture farms.

Abolish negative gearing for residential properties and discourage any sort of economic ponzi scheme masquerading as 'growth'.

Build the infrastructure that has been delayed due to NIMBYism. Sydneys 2nd airport, the high speed railway, upgrade ports.

Root out corruption in Customs that allows drugs to enter Australia, decriminalise use of all drugs and legalise the sale of drugs that aren't addictive like heroin, tax the businesses and use that money to rehabilitate addicts. Reform prison system so it isn't just one concentrated Abo/Muslim/terrorist/criminal factory. Focus instead on rehabilitation and re-education, follow the Dutch model.

Ban muslim immigration, enough are here already. Same with Chinese and Indians. Immigrants should come from Europe, Latin America and the US. Perhaps Japan as well.

Legalise prostitution across the country.

Reform the education system so they actually teach you how to think, construct arguments, and grapple with the world. In other words, purge the cultural marxism out of public schools and replace it with a private school mentality. Speaking of which, cut funding to private schools in rich areas, there's no reason a North Sydney private school should receive millions in funding from the taxpayer for their 3rd cricket oval.

Drastically cut regulation on small businesses, close loopholes exploited by multinationals, invest heavily in CSIRO.

Legalise rape

>>113954

> Abos and oligarchs will get pissy that we're turning their barren desert into something useful

> Will hurt the cities as people will actually be able to inhabit the interior

> People would have to get up off their bums and do something

How are any of those things a negative?

>>113799 (OP)

Invest heavily in nuclear power as well as developing renewable power collection from sea currents

Build some nukes so we don't have to rely on treaties with america/UN to deter people from invading us

Halt any immigration from undesirable nations/cultures (arabs, africans, islander trash etc)

Create a "bushrat militia" (people can join to spend a few months innawoods being trained in survival techniques and military tactics)

Drastically loosen restrictions on gun ownership, but people will still have to pass a mental health and criminal history check to get guns

Legalize weed and shrooms, stop wasting police time and money chasing a fucking plant that grows anywhere, you'll never be able to win against that

Harder penalties for the hardcore degenerates that do ice/crack/other hard drugs, spend all that police money saved on weed on cutting import chains and going after manufacturers of these drugs

Bring back the death penalty to deal with people that are too far gone to ever be reintegrated back into society (serial rapists, murderers, psychopaths etc)

Adopt international policy of friendly indifference, stop sucking america's fat greasy cock and stand up for ourselves where needed

Invest in reclaiming pieces of inland australia for living and agriculture

Reduce excessive tariffs/taxes on alcohol and ciggies, cut red tape surrounding digital distribution so we don't have to put up with a needlessly expensive and small selection of content

Fix the fuckin NBN and convert tone and turnbulls retarded abortion into proper FTTP

Stop kicking NEETs while they are down and go after corporate tax dodgers and shoddy bankers to get your money back

also as >>113983 said:

>Legalise prostitution across the country.

>Reform the education system so they actually teach you how to think, construct arguments, and grapple with the world

>Drastically cut regulation on small businesses, close loopholes exploited by multinationals, invest heavily in CSIRO

Kill all non-whites.

>>113994

>Legalise prostitution across the country.

pretty sure it's legal everywhere, just regulated in different ways.

>>113800

>>113801

>>113810

This tbh.

Might not fix everything but it'd be a good start, I reckon. Oh and stop the cuckery where the ratings board ban and censor all the interesting vidya.

In fact, fuck censorship in general, and I'd talk to my people about uncucking academia and rooting out the SJWs.

Mandatory military service for a year.

Everyone is taught first aid and a trade in highschool.

Remove speed cameras

All houses have solar panels, go green as much as possible but keep fossil fuels. + remove carbon tax.

Remove the dole.Everyone will work.

Increase the police force size/ funding.

A single car registration no matter how many cars you have. 1 reg for all, just swap them over when in use.

Strengthen the border.+ deportation to any over seas offenders.

longer jail sentencing with labor camps, we are talking chain gangs here. An for major crimes life time sentence.

Legalize weed. Have it Run by the government to crush the drug market like tobacco

Have Metro be owned by Australia, NOT FUCKING FRANCE. And fuck myki.

+ extend the train lines

Anyone with HIV/ aids quarantined in a separate part of society. Same with smack heads (repeat violent offenders). Build a wall. see Chain gangs.

Person of Worth Policy. The person is of worth. Degree in science, engendering. etc are allowed in.

Only Two genders. ( I should not even have to say that)

All marriages have prenups. what you make is what you keep.

No special consideration: Meaning you do not get a pass because of "x" reason. i.e religion, background, race etc.

remove safety warnings: let the dumb fuck a blender.

Everyone does NOT get a trophy.

>>113994

you do know that having nukes makes us a target for a nuclear attack. Because we are not a threat (have none there not going to waste a nuke on us)

>>114180

Can you elaborate on the car registration system? How do you ensure vehicles are road worthy? Are you expecting people to just have one set of plates across all their vehicles?

>>114184

…and how nukes Are Very Fucking Expensive-- around a trillion dollars every 10 years. The total Defense budget at the moment is only $58B. Gonna do a Pauline and just ask the Mint to print more money?

>>114204

>and how nukes Are Very Fucking Expensive-- around a trillion dollars every 10 years.

That's the US number but Australia wouldn't be going for a US/Russia level arsenal, it would be at most similar to the UK or France, possibly even less, comparable to Israel.

UK/France spends something like 1/10th of what the US spends and Israel about 1/3rd of what the UK/France spends.

You're being disingenuous by using the numbers from the country that spends the most on Nuclear Weapons.

>>114209

I thought to mention that was the US figure, but forgot… It was like a 2am posting.

Aus would need a UK/France/Indian level defense… which is still makes it a significant portion of the budget. (And Israel's is basically a Political Stunt-level programme; just bomb them with conventional weapons like Saddam did.)

It would still require a doubling of the size and cost of the Military just to have an obsolete deterrent system that never gets used (irregular warfare..)

>Wouldn't biological weapons be easier to build, cheaper to maintain and of equal if not greater effect?

What bioweapons could Australia use that wouldn't bite us back with an recurrent outbreak years later.. Germs aren't containable.

Don't forget how that American-made weaponized Anthrax was sent in a letter just after 9/11-- it only takes one rogue/retarded employee to fuck up 7.5 billion people's day.

AU isn't allowed into the Nuke Enrichment club because we're Retards with a Babby-level Security community. Same problem with Bio.

>>114209

>That's the US number but Australia wouldn't be going for a US/Russia level arsenal, it would be at most similar to the UK or France, possibly even less, comparable to Israel.

But anon, Israel doesn't have any nukes

:^)

>>114240

Forgot to add, I know two fifths of bugger all about science so I may very well be wrong.

>>114243

*Huge not hide

I really need to start proof reading my posts.

i agree with all the nuclear suggestions

>>114243

We've got that already-- NORFORCE.

It's much better keeping all the 'force projection' under the command of a proper Military. Militias just become semi-organized crime gangs.

By starting at home!

>>113810

>what

>ok, but why?

>sounds good

>not sure how but ok

>wut

>sounds good

>sounds good

>why

>>113799 (OP)

If I'm a dictator may as well do it in a grand style, none of this 'just deport the niggers' bullshit I'm going to have some fun.

>Immigration/Race Relations policy

-White Australia Policy comes back fully.

-No immigration when we aren't at full employment.

-Annex Nauru, Christmas island is far to beautiful to waste on what I'm going to use it for. Nauru is a shitpit filled with kiddy diddlers.

-Give all nonwhites in the country 1 months notice to leave on their own accord or be sent to Nauru.

-Don't build a single thing on Nauru to prepare for this.

-Make it an ancap paradise.

-Disallow any movement from Nauru for nonwhites.

-All "refugees" go to the free and tolerant society of Nauru.

-Make it a little easier for whites to get citizenship when we are taking immigrants.

>Infrastructure and foreign investment.

-Divert funding from majority of big city projects to rural connections, the big guys are not to be any bigger than they are now, Sydney and Melbourne are to shrink.

-Prioritise in following order:

--Dual carriageway highways of high quality to every regional centre.

--Extensive light rail/tram systems in all regional centres.

--Well maintained heavy rail to every regional centre.

-Stop subsidising directly or indirectly any form of energy production except for efficient methods that don't yet have a solid foot (nuclear, geothermal)

-Nationalise all natural resources. Everyone owns our rocks, if we sell one, you get a cut. Not just Gina and the gooksquad.

-Fund massive desal projects to reinvigorate the dead centre.

-Build a fuckhuge castle in the middle of Lake Eyre so I can watch things happen firsthand. Make this the capital.

-Burst the property bubble immediately. Sooner the better.

-Tax unoccupied properties, and only unoccupied properties.

-Outlaw foreign investors being able to own Australian land at all. Citizens only.

-Foreign investors are able to rent our land if they so choose, with a 5000% tax paid directly to the people. Nice military base there clapistan.

-Enforce large tariffs on foreign goods to restart the domestic manufacturing sector.

-Give foreign media absolutely 0 copyright protections and personally host TPB in my moms basement, fund Australian media and keep it free as in freedom.

-Fucking fttp NBN jesus christ how hard is it fuck you Turnbull.

-Re-nationalise telstra and shove all the shares directly up Turnbulls ass.

>The environment

-Declare national emergency in GBR. Save it. Build a reef 10 feet wider than planned and under budget, make Mexico pay for it.

-Green cities, literally. Gardens and plants all over. Low maintenance as appropriate and mostly community run.

-Global Warming/Climate Change is inevitable may as well try to work with it rather than shit ourselves trying to prevent it.

-Enforce strict air and water quality standards.

-Triple the various state rural fire service budgets. Punishment for arson is deportation to Nauru.

>Foreign Relations

-Personally challenge every world leader to a fight.

-Put $1mil on the ashes from the national budget every year.

-Join the nuclear weapons club, if fucking Pakistan can so can we.

Probably some other shit too.

Vote 1 King Bruce.

As a Burger, here is my gift to you:

>A carbon copy of the 2nd Amendment, with an even stronger "Shall not be infringed"

An armed society is a polite society.

>>114442

>Not wanting an athlete with a gun behind every blade of grass waiting for any salty chinks we just cut out of our real estate market

say that to me on the footy field and not online m8

>>114474

>>114479

more like

Australia:

>Man bumps into another man, causing him to drop his sausage sizzle

>[Incoherent screeching] bumped man tries to stab bumper with used meth needle but an apex gang member with a dead grandmother in his trunk runs them both over for allah, grandmother's kids get fined for the apex gangbanger's medical fees because he hurt himself breaking into the car. Twitter explodes with people congratulating themselves on how no guns were involved in the incident.

>>114484

lol

>>114479

>Nah, we're good.

Speak for yourself.

>Australia is a fairly civilized place without too many black tribes running around.

Is this meant to be satire or something?

>>114479

What does that have to do with giving the citizenry the right to bear arms?

>>114529

We basically already do that with our desalination plants, just without collecting the sea salt.

>>114537

More the Burgerman's fantasy that people are only nice to each other if you have a gun in their face.

And if you're going to sperg with American phrases, their 2nd amendment in whole is "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed"

That's about guns to defend yourself against Guverments, not "the right to bare arms so I can continue being an antisocial sperg who can't be nice to people and to send the civility of my society down the shitter."

>>114563

>Writes two whole paragraphs of pure salt in response to a suggestion of 2A

>Accusing anyone else of sperging

cheers m8

>>114337

btfo faggot

I think the current gun laws should stay the same, but:

"Self-defense" becomes a genuine reason to own one. At the rate we keep importing niggers we will need to defend ourselves.

>>114582

> All these cops shooting black people are just friendly patriots, not antisocial spergs

> trusting someone who is friendly only because they're armed and you're not

>>114563

>That's about guns to defend yourself against Guverments

You can't read.

>>114568

>I think the current gun laws should stay the same

They're horrible, though. Cat C & D need to be available to everybody, same as A & B are, and if that's the case then there's no need for the different categories at all. The mandatory competitions for cat H are retarded as well; I don't give a flying fuck about time limits and scoring points, I just want to put holes in paper (although I'd probably enjoy the competitions if I wasn't being forced to do them). Calibre restrictions are pointless and don't accomplish anything, and the mag capacity limits need to go, too, as do the restrictions on length. The storage requirements for firearms are dumb as shit; stop micromanaging and let people look after their own property how they see fit. Permits to acquire need to fucking disappear, and licenses in general need to go with them; the idea that you need to ask permission before you can buy something with your own money flies in the face of any kind of human decency, and the idea that you need any reason other than "fuck off, I want it" is just heinous. Background checks need to go as well; if you can't be trusted to play nice, what the fuck are you doing out of prison? Full auto needs to be legal just as a matter of principle. On a semi-related tangent to gun laws, body armour needs to stop being considered a prohibited weapon. It's not a fucking weapon, and the fact that taking measures to non-violently protect yourself from being killed is illegal really shows you the true face of our government.

I agree with you wholeheartedly about self defence, but

>At the rate we keep importing niggers we will need to defend ourselves.

You need to get your head out of the sand. We already do need to defend ourselves; we passed that milestone a long time ago.

>>114592

> trusting someone who is friendly only because they're armed and you're not

Do you trust our police, m80? They're armed and you're not, and if you are armed then they suddenly get a lot less friendly. They're antisocial spergs by your own definition. Are you comfortable with them having the power of life and death over you, with no way for you to defend yourself if they abuse that power? What if you bump into one and make him drop his sausage sizzle?

>>114199

You can have all different plates. But a single car can only be used at one time. example. you have five cars but you only one person (ergo you can only drive one at a time). So a single reg would be linked to all 5 cars. They will still need to be checked by a mechanic to make sure they can run. A good way to think about it is reg for a person no matter how many cars.

>>114563

>people are only nice to each other if you have a gun in their face

Naw, "armed society is polite society" is total bullshit. There is nothing anybody can say to you in the US short of a direct and imminent threat that justifies you shooting them. In other words, an armed society is completely irrelevant to how polite everyone is.

>>114568

This. You're going to have to defend yourself eventually. Even so, all that huge expanse of land and nobody can go shooting in it? Seems to boggle the mind.

>>114592

>cops shooting black people

>imblying in the end it's not ALWAYS discovered that they actually did do sumfin

>>114655

> blue shield wouldn't want to be found framing relatively innocent people

>>114610

How long could someone even attempt to socialize with an on-duty officer before they'd pull out the handcuffs?

It's probably fair to call someone not a police officer that uses handcuffs on people a bit of a sperg

>>114673

>How long could someone even attempt to socialize with an on-duty officer before they'd pull out the handcuffs?

If you're in an all-white town in the midwest? Indefinitely.

If you're in an urban center? 5 minutes.

>>114836

Some hysterical greenie turned up in old timey plate armour to protest Leyonhelm fighting against gun control, and they didn't get arrested.

>>114836

>Is everything short of ballistic plates legal

Stab vests are illegal as well. Generally, any purpose-built armour is. To put it bluntly, the police demand the right to kill you at any time. Attempting to interfere with that is basically treason. I'd guess that medieval armour is sitting in a grey area, where it's considered a costume first and foremost, or a replica antique. After all, it needs to be made of metal to be authentic. If you start getting rowdy while wearing it then I'm sure they'll throw the book at you for wearing it, but otherwise nobody'll give a damn. After all, it's still not bulletproof, so they can still shoot you if worst comes to worst.

>>114839

You're not allowed to enforce the law against left-wing protesters, anyway. The rules don't apply to them. The police are just there to make sure they keep the property damage to a minimum, and to make sure that a group of sane Australians doesn't come along and bash their heads in.

>>114915

>implying we are not deporting those cucks as well

>>114915

1 Nuke melbourne

2 ???????

3 all the problems are already solved

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl78DSDBwxQ

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>>114915

And who taught them to hate themselves?

Invest on education and try to fix this degenerate culture. Honestly don't stress out over the immigrants, this countries problem is that people are stupid and backwards

Move to AMERICA

fixed a thread on the australian board