/asatru/ - Asatru / Heathenry / Paganism

To be fair, most of the Christians on here are LARPing. The ones that arn't are just perpectually-triggered right-wing SJWs who get upset when they can't find a Safe Space.

>>10902

>>10903

Jew spotted.

Surely you wouldn't want us to think /pol/ Christians are low IQ and childish, would you, Shlomo?

Thanks Christguy. I hope you know you're practicing the best of the Abrahamic faiths. I'd much rather have a country full of Christians than have it full of Schlomos or Durka Durkas.

>>10897

Fellow Christian here. Idk Christianity actually has a way for me to surmount the fact that I'm a genetic disaster, Asatruars just want me dead.

>>11426

But I guess if it weren't for the fact I am Christian I would probably WANT to be drowned in the bog.

>>11426

Christianity: Making sure genetic disasters spread, multiply, and feel good about themselves since 33 AD.

>>11428

It's not my fault I was born, kek. Anyway, in the ancient world I'd have either been tossed into the bog as a young child because my joints are shit, or I'd be eunuched, and I imagine Viking tradition favored the former.

>>11429

Not necessarily. From the Havamal:

71.

The lame can ride horse, the handless drive cattle,

the deaf one can fight and prevail,

'tis happier for the blind than for him on the bale-fire,

but no man hath care for a corpse.

>>11470

>/pol/ was never a christian board, the influx of Christians is recent.

What about the Christian generals that were still a thing on 4/pol/?

>>11472

Not the original poster, but there was a definite change in atmosphere around the time the Trump campaign started.

The original Christian generals were mostly Orthodox who fapped to mother Russia and usually kept it to themselves. You'd get some Christian shitposting, but not the same way we see today. They were the ones who started the "/pol/ is a Christian board" may may, with a bit of irony because it was actually a NSFW board full of nigger cocks.

Then, around the time the election started to rear its ugly head, you suddenly got the comment section from Drudge Report taking a shit all over the place. No irony, no self-awareness, no humor, none of the things that were entrenched in imageboard culture. Instead, it was just low-IQ shitposting and every reply to a post was a two sentence contradiction. Then they learned what shills and muh dee un see was, and like a child who learned a new word, started applying it to everything they didn't like.

Ironically, they're the biggest D&Cers of them all, since they basically made the half of /pol/ that wasn't Christian but mostly viewed them with neutrality or favorability, start to see /pol/ Christians as a bunch of ignorant, endlessly triggered, pushy, childish, right-wing SJWs who were impossible to get along with.

>>11474

>No irony, no self-awareness, no humor, none of the things that were entrenched in imageboard culture. Instead, it was just low-IQ shitposting and every reply to a post was a two sentence contradiction. Then they learned what shills and muh dee un see was, and like a child who learned a new word, started applying it to everything they didn't like.

Perfect description of every LARPagan on /pol/ ever.

>>11479

>implying Christians aren't the biggest LARPers

>dress up everyday in Jewish clothes to worship a Jewish God

>meanwhile most asatruars "worship" in private

Reported :^)

>>11481

Meant every Sunday.

>>11479

Yeah, this is what I'm talking about. Never a bit of introspection, not even a condemnation of other Christians who are retards. Just a reflexive "no u" in reply.

Indicative that your true in-group is Christians, not whites. This is why you guys always cuck out so hard on race and culture when your backs are to the wall. Pablo the Christian is more important to you than John the atheist.

>>11481

> Jewish clothes

Suits are jewish, sure. Only being a unwashed barbarian is truly GERMANIC

>>11493

I'm 100% white european. You on the other hand are some worthless American mongrel retard.

>Pablo the Christian is more important to you than John the atheist.

Indeed. Pablo is not destroying my society, John is a communist enabler.

>>11506

> since Christian men weren't permitted to bathe.

>

Is this what your communist teachers in college are actually telling you?

>Also, Communism is the grandson of Judaism, and the son of Christianity. It's modelled after the Bible, only with the State in place of YHWH.

Is this what the basement dwelling NEETs on /pol/ are telling you?

>pic

>"look at me, Christianity is not antisemitic enough, I will prove it with this unsourced image!"

>citing Spengler and fucking Ayn Rand

I won't bother explaining Nietzsche to you, who admired Jesus btw.

>>11501

>>11508

wow argue anytime

>>11509

i wasn't born in Egypt! I was birthed in New York

>>11506

>>11509

>context-cutting

Learned from the synagogue of Satan, I see.

Reading all the books, it should be absolutely clear that the Bible is perhaps the most anti-communistic text written in human history.

>>11493

>>11501

Have you ever wondered why God destroyed the Tower of Babel? Have you ever wondered why adultery was also used on foreigners as well? The God of Christianity is ethnopluralistic.

Also, as any white man of Spain can be named Pablo, any Jew can be named John.

>>11481

>Jewish God

The Jews worship Molech because YHWH pretty much hated them. Have you ever read the OT?

Has ANYONE ever read all the books of the Bible and asked themselves, "hey, wait, this one doesn't seem to be the typical heavenly father archetype"?

>>11548

First of all, why aren't you in the containment thread?

Second of all, how can these verses be taken out of context? If I bring up the verse about homosexuality being an abomination, would that also be out of context?

Is your entire Jewish book out of context? That would explain why your brand of Abrahamism is so cancerous.

>>11549

>Is your entire Jewish book out of context?

This isn't how context-cutting works. Further, you'd be lucky to find a Jew reading any of them. They have their own books which were inspired by humans. You know, the talmud and the halakhah.

>containment thread

It's containment BOARD. Nominal Christians all of them, especially since /leftypol/ raided it into… whatever they're now. Don't get me started on nominal Christians, nominal pagans, nominal what-have-you wicca's pushing for homosexuality, pedophilia and drinkin your own semen.

>homosexuality isn't an abomination

Nice try, but it is. We made secular science and, coincidently (!), it proves the stuff written in the books.

>Abrahamism

I'm no gnostic or hermetist, but the stuff /fringe/ tells you to read gives you some nice things to think about, of demiurges, aeons and higher minds.

>>11556

>begone

Nah, I'm a long-time lurker. I'm just White and living in Europe. Pretty sad around here, mate.

Jesus was a literal semitic mizrahi Jew