My name is Average Chori. I'm 14 years old. My house is in La Matanza, where my parents live, and I have never touched a woman. I do not work, and I shitpost every day until 4 AM at the latest. I smoke, and occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 5 PM, and make sure I get sixteen hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of masturbation with my left hand before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until afternoon. Just like a baby, I wake up with depression and anxiety in the afternoon. I was told I was severely overweight at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care to only annoy people in imageboards, but nothing that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness.