5dd8d3 No.2363564
SCANNER X ERIN = SCANNERIN
SCANNERIN THREAD
sorry BD, maybe next time try linking it too
924733 No.2363566
Thank god it's not a BD thread.
7e9523 No.2363567
So who's the guy you keep posting?
f8cc56 No.2363568
I FIDDLE WITH THE GIRLS
I FIDDLE WITH THE BOYS
THEN JESUS CAME DOWN
MADE ME FIDDLE WITH HIS TOYS
I LIFT THE MUG OF RUM
I PUT MY HAND TO GOD
THIS IS A SCANNERIN THREAD
AND WE ARE YOUR NEW DARK LORDS
7e9523 No.2363571
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>>2363569
>>2363570
ooh i've heard that song was that the guy who died or something?
f8cc56 No.2363572
>>2363570
Googled the lyrics, what is an AP?
I don't understand all these material things. You can't drink diamonds.
5dd8d3 No.2363573
>>2363571
no, he is quite alive ^^
>>2363572
an Audemars Piguet watch c: luxury swiss watch brand
f8cc56 No.2363574
>>2363573
Fuck me. I don't even accessorize, let alone wear a watch. Fuck me that's the height of bling, so much so that even suits wear them.
f8cc56 No.2363575
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I'm more of a Tyler the Creator guy.
His crudeness and daddy issues speak to me.
5dd8d3 No.2363576
he almost died like 2 or 3 times last year
car crash, tyres burst on his plane on takeoff and he had to circle to burn fuel before attempting landing, something else i think
but he remains alive ^^
5dd8d3 No.2363577
oh yeah the other thing was people broke into his old house to try stick him up, asked the people there where post malone was, but he had movd out lol
7e9523 No.2363578
f8cc56 No.2363580
>>2363579
Now that's the appropriate response of cheating death. Squatting like a cheeki breeki upon his instrument of death.
5dd8d3 No.2363581
and here are the tyres of his plane
watched this shit unfold live, was fucking scary, landing was smooth tho, pilot a hero
f8cc56 No.2363583
>>2363582
NOT TODAY.
What a legend. No wonder you dig him so much, kinda wished I was more into his music now.
5dd8d3 No.2363584
>>2363583
he's fucking incredible, lol, like the sweetest sweetheart on the planet, but he got some sauce on the side :3
7e9523 No.2363585
5dd8d3 No.2363586
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>>2363585
he a saucy boi~
like his breakout song says, he saucin on youu :3
f8cc56 No.2363587
>>2363585
He's a spicy boi.
f8cc56 No.2363588
>>2363586
Fuck me we was almost thinking of the same thing. We should be like a Persona midboss or something of /animus/
f8cc56 No.2363589
Yeah, his raps are dead chill, I could get behind this but I don't know shit about the lyrics.
f8cc56 No.2363590
>>2363584
What's a white iverson? Is it a fancy car?
7e9523 No.2363591
allen iverson is a black basketball player
5dd8d3 No.2363592
>>2363588
what's the persona midboss?
>>2363590
Allen Iverson, basketball player, calling himself White Iverson is basically sayin he baller :3
7e9523 No.2363593
f8cc56 No.2363594
>>2363592
OH, now I get it. See, I'm not that hip. More of a geek really.
And Persona is a series of games, a midboss is like some tough chonk cunt that warms you up before the real boss, but maybe we can aspire to be more.
5dd8d3 No.2363595
fun story, after that video dropped, Rolls Royce called him and were like "why did you do that to the car" lmao
>>2363594
lol, i'll handle the street lingo and stuff, you can handle the vidya and the pwning of noobs :3
5dd8d3 No.2363596
he wasn't famous then, didn't have money, the vid had a $5k budget and the rolls was a loan from his friend, and he took it to a desert of rocks and did wheelspins and shit, lol
f8cc56 No.2363597
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>>2363595
>Why the fuck not did I do that to the car, you watched Top Gear, you know I was gonna do some stupid shit.
That's how I'd explain the shit away. And I found a thing that combines our efforts.
I think this will be a good alliance.
f8cc56 No.2363598
>>2363596
Well that's different, fuck me what a savage.
5dd8d3 No.2363599
>>2363597
heyyyy not bad c:
5dd8d3 No.2363600
the drums in rockstar are real good, and that cover does them super faithfully, neat
f8cc56 No.2363601
>>2363599
Thank you, thank you. Tangents are pretty much my thing. I get the loosely related and love to mash em together. And I'm on my second mug of rum.
Things are moving smoothly. You going to bed at 10pm?
5dd8d3 No.2363602
>>2363601
probably 10 or half 10, i'd actually have been up for drinks with you tonight but i got state supplied ankle jewellery that calls the cops if i go out after 7 and i got nothing in the house :/
5dd8d3 No.2363603
kilmarnock used to have dial-a-booze but they not responded on facebook for like, years :/
same with our McDelivery ;-;
f8cc56 No.2363604
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Another song that got my dick hard.
Don't care if you listen to it or don't, I'll be playing it anyway for the next post.
But I do have a criticism, why the fuck did Lupe Fiasco put a mockney accent on?
>>2363602
It's ok, my drinking was an impulse I needed to scratch and I only got back home at 8. You can't really plan RIFK posting.
924733 No.2363605
>TFW you haven't done any combat shit in FF14 in 2 weeks and just gather
Anyway what's up?
f8cc56 No.2363606
>>2363605
I know how that feels. Had that feeling playing Monster Hunter Ultimate 4 in the looney bin with a mate and he was like 'I need to do these missions. And plus, I don't like meat, can I get through this game as a vegetarian?' and I'm like 'NIGGA, your armor is made of meat!'
f8cc56 No.2363607
>>2363605
So I was teaching him how to live off the land and fish and gather certain resources needed for them missions. Fucking funny, two grown men screaming about digital avatars running off with large breakable eggs.
924733 No.2363608
>>2363606
MH is pretty chill until a Rathalos comes by and fucks your shit up.
5dd8d3 No.2363609
i had a monster hunter on PSP, but i never played PSP much, so i only saw a little of it
924733 No.2363610
It's one of those games I don't think I can play another and grind out for the next few years.
f8cc56 No.2363611
>>2363608
Yeah, I only touched it a little on 2DS and Xbox One. If I knew there was a huge following here, I might get wasted and bought the game so we could wrangle a few monsters and retards.
>>2363609
You ain't missing much, it's a niche market. One of those games you need some dedicated friends to play with and it would be as fun as karaoke.
f8cc56 No.2363612
With Monster Hunter: World, I didn't know the fuck I was doing. I was just a shitty little caveman with a set of bagpipes playing music to no one as I picked berries.
5dd8d3 No.2363614
lol that would make a good parody game
f8cc56 No.2363615
>>2363613
There are a few games that can be described as that.
Don't Starve Together
Rust
Lost in Blue 2
Yeah, I played some games.
f8cc56 No.2363616
>>2363613
Oh, and don't forget Animal Crossing.
f8cc56 No.2363617
Ok, so we got the Post Malone talking,
we did the vidyagame chat,
what's next, Erin?
5dd8d3 No.2363618
>>2363617
well i have turned all my lights out and am getting snuggled up on the sofa i sleep on cause i'm lazy and going to bed is pointless
gonna watch a couple of youtube vids then put a movie i don't care about on the TV to fall asleep to
until then... hmmm...
how about i try convince you to drink more water again so you can keep your liver and some more of your teeth?
ac748b No.2363619
They occupied India, they occupying animus....
5dd8d3 No.2363620
ngl i don't think i'd love you as much without your liver scanner, it's my favourite part of you
me and that liver had some good laughs
f8cc56 No.2363621
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Oh yeah, the Gen 8 female is Scottish, as decided by the internet.
What's your take on this, Erin?
>>2363618
I'm already missing two back teeth and most of them filled in. I never really gotten into teeth brushing so you gonna see a rotten maw from me. My teeth are as yellow as sweetcorn. Fuck the energy drinks, my mouth hygiene is shit.
I'm trying to catch up on my drinking, lights only go out when I collapse into bed.
That's a question, what youtube vids are you into?
f8cc56 No.2363622
>>2363620
It ain't the booze that'll kill me, it's the energy drinks. Unless... does diabetes come from a shitty liver?
7e9523 No.2363623
Diabetes afflicts your pancreas.
7e9523 No.2363624
why wouldn't you brush ur teeth?
f8cc56 No.2363625
>>2363624
Because I forget and no one really got me onto it.
>>2363623
oh, fuck that, I don't even know what that organ does. Fuck him
7e9523 No.2363626
>>2363625
don't you live with mom tho? wtf
Your pancreas produces insulin that controls your blood sugar.
5dd8d3 No.2363627
>>2363621
same pretty much, except no fillings, i absolutely do not trust dentists, so i will let my teeth die then replace them rather than fucking with them while they still there. only lost one so far.
uh, well atm im just watching shitty reddit vids, youtube is largely cancerous, you just have to embrace some of it
>>2363622
i have no idea :o
>>2363624
you don't want flouride flouridifying parts of your brain?
i would brush my teeth way more often if i ever remembered to get flouride free toothpaste.
7e9523 No.2363628
>>2363627
you do shittons of drugs and you're afraid of toothapaste :thinking:
alrighty then.
924733 No.2363629
What the fuck does living with your mom have to do with brushing your teeth?
5dd8d3 No.2363630
my GBF thought he had flouride free toothpaste that was based on charcoal and he left me it and i was super happy till i read it and it was 2000 PPM flouride and i called him up and pointed it out and he was devistated
>>2363628
i don't do them every day though, do I?
apart from weed largely, and tobacco, but i am only human
f8cc56 No.2363631
>>2363627
I probably could've lost a whole lot more due to the toxic shit I drink, and due to the tendency I vomit a lot.
>>2363627
Don't worry, if I fuck up my liver it means that I'm getting weaker.
Let's cherish these strong moments.
7e9523 No.2363632
he said he had nobody to get him "into" oral hygiene. parents are typically the ones responsible for that, hence the q
f8cc56 No.2363633
>>2363626
Nah, I live in supported accomadation.
I see a support worker two hours in a day.
I couldn't stand living with my mum, drives me nuts. Drives her nuts too. It's good we live separately.
924733 No.2363634
>>2363630
We use to have fluoride tablets we had to chew in elementary school. One kid started getting others to give them to him and after a month he had like 400 in his desk that he just started eating.
Got really sick off them.
f8cc56 No.2363635
>>2363632
Yeah my dad was an alcoholic and my mum was a damaged soul. I only really got into teeth brushing when I was in foster care.
924733 No.2363636
I want to adopt Scanner and just take care of him.
f8cc56 No.2363637
>>2363636
You need to take some testimonials from cunts who lived with me.
I lived with this Muslim drugdealer who frequented cocaine and weed and even he said 'You should shave your armpits because that stench just clings to you'
f8cc56 No.2363638
Another shit story.
>Stop pissing in the bath while you're in it.
I'm a shit pet. I'm like.... I dunno what I'm like, who knows me best to describe what I'm like?
5dd8d3 No.2363639
>>2363634
you should look up studies on flouride in the developing brain
tl;dr avoiding flouride as a child is literally worth a few IQ points
i cannot fathom why people are valuing teeth over brains, especially to the extent of places like america where fucking drinking water is flouridated
it's not like it's even good for teeth at that concentration, too much leaves them brittle with big pure white stains
924733 No.2363640
>>2363637
Then we can ship you off to Martin or something. I will provide care from a distance.
924733 No.2363641
>>2363639
I went to a shit middle of the country Missouri farming school.
Not like I was going to make use of them IQ points anyway.
f8cc56 No.2363642
>>2363640
Nah cunt, because then I'll have to care for Martin because I outrank him. The blind leading the blind.
5dd8d3 No.2363643
>>2363641
you're a real smart guy squash, just imagine, if you lived somewhere with no fluoride in the water, dodged those fluoride pills, and brushed your teeth less regularly, you could be like, very slightly more real smart
924733 No.2363645
>>2363643
You think I'm smart?
f8cc56 No.2363646
>>2363644
I aspire to be more.
If you look after me, I will look after you too. I am a force of nature.
I'm gonna drink more and explain this better.
But long story short, I am redemption and salvation.
5dd8d3 No.2363647
>>2363645
i think you're smarter than the majority here.
if you haven't noticed, everyone here is either thick as mince, or a pseudointellectual who thinks being able to recite wiki pages qualifies as intelligence.
you are in the 90th percentile.
924733 No.2363648
>>2363646
I would hug you.
f8cc56 No.2363649
>>2363647
What am I? I thrive in criticism. I think I live best in conflict.
2025a6 No.2363650
>>2363518
mhm i just took a nap right now and woke up
>>2363519
sweet home alabama song! :)
924733 No.2363651
>>2363647
G-gosh. You're gunna make me blush.
f8cc56 No.2363652
>>2363648
And you know I would do?
I'd take that as a greeting and show you a world you never explored. I will share with you fleeting moments of passion (not sex passion, but the passion of life).
Do I have you on Steam? I wanna flex.
5dd8d3 No.2363653
>>2363649
i'm sure you're a smart kid, but what stands out, is you have something even more valuable than smarts. you have experience.
924733 No.2363654
>>2363652
I don't have many on Steam anymore.
f8cc56 No.2363655
>>2363653
More valuable than experience. I can make that shit relate.
I had the experience, and I can fucking share it.
I smoked heroin and it's just a cigarette high if you haven't smoked for a while. Friend said I got shit heroin. But then again, I don't think that shit is worth the life wreck.
5dd8d3 No.2363656
>>2363655
ohhhhh trying heroin is dumb as fuck. sorry buddy, you just lost some smart points there, lol
5dd8d3 No.2363657
only time i ever did heroin was by accident.
we smoked some dude's bucked oils and it turned out it was a heroin bucket not a weed bucket.
i was fucked up, but my gf had to go to hospital.
not a good day.
f8cc56 No.2363658
>>2363654
I'm guessing you don't use steam much, if that's the case.
>>2363656
They offered it to me, I'd be sitting there like a cunt whilst they got high. I didn't want to be left out. And yeah, I ain't smart.
Nah, I prefer weed and booze.
5dd8d3 No.2363659
the bright side was the hospital had a Knorr soup machine and i fucking love that soup
924733 No.2363660
>>2363658
I'm not big on adding people.
5dd8d3 No.2363661
>>2363658
heroin is about the only drug common in the UK that i would never touch.
it is simply not worth it. Not even a roll of the dice, and it absolutely is one, and the dice are loaded.
f8cc56 No.2363662
>>2363660
Is cool. I could rock your life in other ways. Is just that videogames are the easiest way to share experiences.
f8cc56 No.2363663
>>2363661
Well, I tried it, and I'm telling you that you ain't missing much. Don't know why people turn into cunts under that source of influence.
Mind you, I'm a dabbler and I don't know why people turn into cunts because of drugs.
It's only drugs.
924733 No.2363664
>>2363662
I only play FF14 lately.
f8cc56 No.2363665
>>2363664
When would be a good time to buy a subscription?
I'm thinking when I done my Teacher's Assisstant course and we can do a welcoming party.
924733 No.2363666
>>2363665
I mean, the new expansion comes out this summer so you could get the bundle on sale and by the time you reach Heavenward you would be able to play it.
f8cc56 No.2363667
>>2363666
Summer of /scanimus/.
You picked a smol boy. I'll be a chonk boy to offset your nonsense.
924733 No.2363668
>>2363667
I'm not sure you'll be able to be on my data center though.
I'm NA and you would get a lot of lag playing on mine.
ecb7fd No.2363670
i regert the chocolate
owwwwwwwwwwwwww
f8cc56 No.2363671
>>2363668
Yeah, I don't think I could convince some cunts to go EU retard shit.
I'll wait till Crystal Chronicals comes out for NSwitch. Btw, I think that I drank enough.
f8cc56 No.2363672
>>2363669
Where da suicide squad at?
ecb7fd No.2363673
>>2363670
Didn't at the time.
924733 No.2363674
>>2363671
Shouldn't drink so much.
f8cc56 No.2363676
>>2363674
Should've, but chose not to.
It is so great to being a human, ain't it?
924733 No.2363677
>>2363676
I'm kind of tempted to dive into my rum to be honest.
f8cc56 No.2363680
>>2363677
If you have a stockpile, wait for a rainy day and get fucked up ultra on that day you can call your own.
f8cc56 No.2363681
>>2363677
But you can cash out if you want.
924733 No.2363683
>>2363680
I'm unemployed so I have time.
ecb7fd No.2363684
>>2363682
you want to smash?
isabelle will wreck all
ecb7fd No.2363685
>>2363684
Not if I pick literally anyone else.
f8cc56 No.2363686
>>2363683
What would you like to spend that time in?
You got Final Fantasy but what drags you back here?
924733 No.2363687
>>2363686
I'm waiting on gathering nodes to spawn so I can fill out my gathering log.
Need something to do that doesn't require me to pay attention or react fast while I do it.
2025a6 No.2363688
03fa93 No.2363690
I hate women and minorities.
924733 No.2363691
Primal. I'm on Excalibur.
2025a6 No.2363693
okay ill pick the dragon race
d17598 No.2363694
i was going to crosslink but then i got distracted by something more important than making fun of Tsuchi properly
924733 No.2363695
Do you have the DLC?
I think you need to have it to play them.
2025a6 No.2363696
yup
all good
just need to download all the giga bytes
924733 No.2363697
Are you going to have a subscription?
2025a6 No.2363698
mhm
heavenstromblood thingy comes with 30 days!
924733 No.2363699
Ah. Well let me know if you need my help. I'm going to be gathering for now.
2025a6 No.2363700
i'll prolly let it install while i sleep.
but right now i just woke up!
924733 No.2363701
Alrighty. We have a guild you can join if you want. Not much in it but we can toss up xp boosts and shit.
2025a6 No.2363702
mhm i wanna be super powerful someday!
924733 No.2363703
What class are you going?
2025a6 No.2363704
i forgot all teh classes and stuff... haven't played since beta
i barely got to the basic training starting area.
last thing i remember doing was playing as bow and arrow? *shrug*
924733 No.2363706
>>2363705
>>2363704
Wow. You really didn't get far.
2025a6 No.2363707
>>2363706
yeah.... i kinda didn't make good use of the beta time
i didn't even make use of the starter pack, before the dlc existed.
but honestly... i was just too distracted back then.
my old computer could barely run it...
but now im more than capable of playing it.
924733 No.2363709
>>2363707
Going to even be able to renew your sub?
182361 No.2363710
2025a6 No.2363711
>>2363709
i can renew it. if i enjoy it end the end of the 30 days.
but i want to have fun and not be alone in the wolrd.
311815 No.2363712
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>>2363706
>>2363703
i want to wolf to nut inside me
924733 No.2363713
>>2363710
no u
>>2363711
I spend most of my time in Limsa.
2025a6 No.2363714
>>2363713
i dunno wat lisma is Lol
924733 No.2363715
>>2363712
Who even are you?
924733 No.2363716
>>2363714
The pirate city.
2025a6 No.2363717
>>2363716
oh wow! there's pirates in the game?!
d17598 No.2363719
i wonder who the person posting as the bunny guy talking to squash really is
2025a6 No.2363720
>>2363718
yay!
i want kewl stuffs
924733 No.2363721
>>2363720
I can make you like, a potion or something.
My class doesn't make kewl stuff.
2025a6 No.2363722
>>2363721
a potion? like super powers and stuff?
924733 No.2363723
>>2363722
I'm an alchemist at level 70 so I can make healing potions, mana potions, and potions that boost stats and shit.
2025a6 No.2363724
>>2363723
not permanant stat boost im guessing
and nothing that can boost xp either?
but i guess having a large amount of basic healing stuff should help me survive early gaame stuffs ^_^
924733 No.2363725
>>2363724
30 seconds or 15 seconds so you can use them when you need to burst your rotation damage.
All food gives 3% Xp boost, and we can give a guild boost of 10% for 24 hours. There is also a ring that gives 30% up to level 30 and a circlet that gives 25% up to level 25. So you can get up to 68% XP boost without rested XP. I don't know how much that gives.
2025a6 No.2363726
>>2363725
lol i dunno wat rotation dmg is
sounds soo complex!
someone let me know i can't do something called cross-abilitys anymore?
924733 No.2363727
>>2363726
Your rotation is the order and time you do skills for max damage output.
And you have roll actions now. Each type of class shares a group of skills that you can equip.
2025a6 No.2363729
>>2363727
im still noob
what if i had a staff AND a bow?
:O you said 68% xp? without rested, google told me rested gives another 50%!!
wow!! 118% that's hugeeee
924733 No.2363730
>>2363729
Then you would have to play 2 classes.
2025a6 No.2363731
>>2363730
sounds similar to what i was doing back in 2016
924733 No.2363732
>>2363731
I only really play one, but if you can keep geared I say go for it.
924733 No.2363734
>>2363733
Your armor and shit.
2025a6 No.2363735
>>2363734
i wonder what class i'll choose this time!
2025a6 No.2363737
>>2363736
which ones are cool?
924733 No.2363738
>>2363737
Depends on what kind of class you like.
DPS, ranged, melee, tank, healer?
cc2c6c No.2363739
2025a6 No.2363740
>>2363738
i usually don't like the idea of tank in video games.
dps isn't the same as ranged?
i do on occasion like having other peoples lives in my hands... but sometimes i just dont feel like healing people.
and i always like being far away from the danger
2025a6 No.2363742
>>2363741
:O this game has guns!?
im gonna be a white mage with guns~
924733 No.2363743
>>2363742
That isn't how it works, Luka.
2025a6 No.2363744
>>2363743
it worked like that back when i played... u_u
924733 No.2363745
>>2363744
No. White mages could never use guns.
88aec6 No.2363746
>>2363739
browser magic
it checks the bit signature for file types, the file name extension is really just a visual aid for the user
you can change a .gif to a .jpeg and get a warning, ignore it, upload, behaves just like a gif
2025a6 No.2363747
>>2363745
but white mage machinist?
cc2c6c No.2363748
cc2c6c No.2363749
>>2363747
You can't be two classes at once
924733 No.2363750
>>2363747
Again, that isn't how it works.
You can be a white mage. You can be a mechanist.
You can't be both at the same time. You can change back and forth, but you cant be both simultaneously.
88aec6 No.2363751
>>2363748
sometimes i forget you're an autism
i go to sleep
2025a6 No.2363753
>>2363749
i was in the good old days
>>2363750
how does swapping work
924733 No.2363754
>>2363753
Just equip a weapon to change to that class.
924733 No.2363755
FF14s good old days were so good they had to re haul and relaunch the game.
2025a6 No.2363756
>>2363754
yeah!
ill have a staff of healing and a gun to swap to ^_^
924733 No.2363757
>>2363756
Good luck. Mechanist is a pretty clunky class.
924733 No.2363759
>>2363758
It has an awkward mechanic.
2025a6 No.2363760
>>2363759
its new to me
so it'll just be like learning a new game!
924733 No.2363761
>>2363760
You'll have to start white mage then. Mechanist isn't until Heavensward.
2025a6 No.2363762
>>2363761
thats weird... why cant i be a machine from the start?
924733 No.2363763
>>2363762
The guild is in Foundation and that city is not accessible until you get through the base game.
2025a6 No.2363764
>>2363763
i wonder how long till i get get that far!
2025a6 No.2363767
>>2363766
O_O
that sounds like alot!!!
many many hours?
924733 No.2363768
>>2363767
Eh. You can always buy a story skip.
2025a6 No.2363769
>>2363768
sounds like hax!!!
924733 No.2363770
>>2363769
Anyhow I'm going to go play LoL with my room mate.
2025a6 No.2363773
35863c No.2363774
Back from playing LoL with my roommate Squash.
924733 No.2363775
Gilligan plays nude and lets me pee in his ass so I don't have to get up.
35863c No.2363776
Well, this certainly took an unexpected turn.
924733 No.2363777
We both know this isn't a surprise.
35863c No.2363778
I was expecting something about the crinkling of your huggies.
924733 No.2363779
Why do I need diapers when I can piss in your ass?
35863c No.2363780
Isn't that Kamuu's shtick? Don't deny him his only joy in life.
924733 No.2363781
Kamuu is pretty irrelevant.
35863c No.2363782
Wasn't there someone else that was always memed about with piss?
924733 No.2363783
Erio, but also not really relevant.
bbc8cb No.2363784
Ethanol has legitimately made it onto a billboard irl
Not even joking
35863c No.2363785
All I can think about is how dogs eating cat turds out of the litter box is a sign of dominance somehow. That's you: eating the cat poo.
35863c No.2363786
>>2363784
Is it for a "coming attractions" from a side show?
bbc8cb No.2363787
>>2363786
Nah an HIV testing ad LOL
35863c No.2363790
>>2363787
>HIV testing
Holy shit, I'm dying.
521d09 No.2363791
>>2363784
not that surprising. she was doing modeling.
>>2363787
Shit. I feel jokes incoming.
924733 No.2363792
Was Ethanol a she? Or a "she"?
bbc8cb No.2363793
>>2363790
TESTing? What are you implying sir?
>>2363791
*is still doing modeling
35863c No.2363795
>>2363793
Test needs to get tested.
It's God's work after all.
251c94 No.2363796
isnt it sorta sad if the implication is that she got infected
>>2363792
dont do that
924733 No.2363798
>>2363796
Please look at my name field.
251c94 No.2363799
>>2363798
seems like there are more important metrics by which to judge people
924733 No.2363800
>>2363799
And how many people here have judged me solely on being a furry or something?
35863c No.2363801
The fact he fucked a dog is the only metric to judge him by.
35863c No.2363803
What other metric is even applicable?
924733 No.2363804
Well, I have a micro penis.
That's something.
251c94 No.2363805
>>2363800
sure, but don't you think they're wrong to do so?
924733 No.2363806
>>2363805
Are you saying it's wrong to judge trannies based only on their gender identity?
251c94 No.2363807
>>2363806
I'm not saying that, I'm asking if you think it's wrong to get written off and stereotyped for one thing.
924733 No.2363808
>>2363807
Absolutely not.
The culmination of who we are as a person is made of only the largest aspect of our actions.
251c94 No.2363810
>>2363808
are you saying you want people to judge each other based on the largest aspect of each others actions?
how do you determine what the largest aspect is, and is that decided by yourself or others?
924733 No.2363811
>>2363810
Whatever gets under their skin the most.
Everyone should be judged.
251c94 No.2363812
>>2363811
I do not believe you truly believe what you're saying about how people should treat othres.
924733 No.2363813
>>2363812
Very good.
I was not sure how long I would go on like this.
35863c No.2363815
Kind of wonder what the singular trait Squash defines me with.
924733 No.2363816
35863c No.2363817
That's actually offensive.
924733 No.2363818
What else is there to you?
35863c No.2363821
My overwhelming optimism.
7e9523 No.2363823
Tsuchi ur a sweetheard when ur not in threads and you know it
7e9523 No.2363824
924733 No.2363825
ef3e74 No.2363826
I'm a bitter old man shaking my cane at kids.
Don't ruin my Gran Torino moments.
924733 No.2363827
Your woman seeks other men because you can't preform.
c88bc6 No.2363828
Kind of wonder what the singular trait Squash defines me with.
924733 No.2363829
How could I define such a multifaceted woman of your caliber in such a simplistic way?
ef3e74 No.2363830
Joke's on you: only I would Ahab that whale.
c88bc6 No.2363831
>>2363829
You're far too sweet to me, love.
924733 No.2363832
>>2363831
So when are you going to leave that bitch boy and come to me?
521d09 No.2363833
*opens the door*
that was definitely a shot I heard
c88bc6 No.2363834
>>2363832
I wouldn't be able to maintain my good christian streak if I left him just to hook up with someone else.
3a2ed1 No.2363837
Kind of wonder what the singular trait Squash defines me with.
521d09 No.2363838
>>2363836
That could be arranged.
924733 No.2363840
>>2363838
Reminds me of when I was in church.
3a2ed1 No.2363841
>>2363839
ah
I see
so thats how it is
521d09 No.2363842
>>2363840
Even the penis sucking?
924733 No.2363843
I can't handle all this attention.
829428 No.2363844
>>2363835
I'm amazing.
>>2363836
How dreadful.
You know I'm not allowed to sin.
924733 No.2363848
So Smiles.
Did you and Erio ever fuck?
829428 No.2363850
>>2363848
No, I don't fuck retards.
924733 No.2363851
>>2363850
Damn. I was hoping.
Two self assured ladies going at it.
Was kind of hot.
ef3e74 No.2363852
Elma, grow me some goddamn elderberries and make me some preserves.
829428 No.2363853
>>2363851
How does Erio even manage to get so many people to cyber with him to begin with?
924733 No.2363854
I thought they were trying to get rid of their berries.
>>2363853
They generally hang with people who are desperate for attention. At least from what I see. Low hanging fruit.
2fbdaf No.2363855
829428 No.2363856
>>2363854
But doesn't that normally bite people in the ass afterwords?
924733 No.2363857
>>2363856
Almost as if being people's friends for shallow or self serving reasons is bad.
829428 No.2363858
>>2363857
This sounds like common sense.
Something that isn't that common.
924733 No.2363859
>>2363858
This is why I never tried to be friends with them.
Nothing they say or do comes off as genuine.
Also you should add me on Steam so we can never actually talk on it.
829428 No.2363860
>>2363859
Sure.
Send me a link.
2fbdaf No.2363862
c88bc6 No.2363865
>>2363864
I've been bamboozled.
924733 No.2363866
>>2363865
You think I could ever love some whore?
2fbdaf No.2363867
>>2363863
post figure collection
2025a6 No.2363868
:O
figure collection???? <3
924733 No.2363869
c88bc6 No.2363870
>>2363866
I'll have you know I didn't fill out the whore forms, so I don't hold that title yet.
>>2363867
No. lol
2fbdaf No.2363871
>>2363870
post your shitty comic book collection
924733 No.2363872
>>2363870
You've already broken Usui's heart.
Why break mine too?
c88bc6 No.2363873
>>2363871
Already did in the past.
A portion at least.
>>2363872
You're made of sterner stuff I'm assuming.
2fbdaf No.2363874
>>2363873
lmao fucking nerdddddddddddddddd
924733 No.2363875
>>2363873
I'm made of sadness.
c88bc6 No.2363876
Figure collection!!!</3
>>2363874
Coming from you.
ef3e74 No.2363877
I thought it was dog jizz.
You are what you eat after all.
c88bc6 No.2363878
>>2363875
That...
uh...
depressing.
ef3e74 No.2363879
I guess that makes me some neckbeard's axe wound.
924733 No.2363880
>>2363877
You don't eat with your asshole, you brain dead mongoloid.
>>2363878
I am in shambles.
ef3e74 No.2363881
>>2363880
I thought you like slobbered on doggy dick or some shit, too.
ef3e74 No.2363883
>>2363882
I just assumed you blew a dog.
924733 No.2363884
>>2363883
You know I'm not actually into dogs, right?
ef3e74 No.2363885
>>2363884
I've long stopped noticing where the lines blur between shitposting and reality anymore.
924733 No.2363886
>>2363885
*Twilight Zone theme*
ef3e74 No.2363887
>>2363886
Alternatively, alcoholism and a slipping grasp on sanity that veers increasingly more towards solipsism but that works too.
924733 No.2363888
>>2363887
Quit drinking, you walnut.
ef3e74 No.2363889
>>2363888
But that's the easy way out of life's problems. The fun hard way is falling further down the spiral and blaming everything else.
ef3e74 No.2363890
Also, those are shitposts.
924733 No.2363891
>>2363889
Tell Smiles to send gooch pics.
ef3e74 No.2363892
>>2363891
No one wants to see the remnants of their Vienna sausage. Even Swedish Fish's cactus noodle didn't look as bad as that axe wound.
924733 No.2363893
>>2363892
>Cactus noodle
I.....what?
ef3e74 No.2363894
>>2363893
I don't even remember anything but people telling him to put lotion on his dick and I'm honestly glad I was spared whatever horror it was/is.
924733 No.2363895
>>2363894
Now I need to know.
To see it for myself.
ef3e74 No.2363896
>>2363895
Ask resident homolord Grim if he saved it.
924733 No.2363897
>>2363896
I might have to.
ef3e74 No.2363898
>>2363897
You walk a dangerous path.
924733 No.2363899
>>2363898
Danger is my middle name.
I mean, it's Randle, but that doesn't matter.
03fa93 No.2363900
311815 No.2363917
>>2363715
This place is always on the fast threads/recent threads thing so i just clicked on one and saw a sexy avatar