3f5828 No.2327687
There's nothing objectively wrong with the Fourteen Words.
Any objection to them is innately racist.
657e90 No.2327691
*kisses you lovingly and grabs ur butt*
so soft >~<
18f8f9 No.2327693
>>2327684
i dont know why i did
usually the people who hang out in those places are
>Korea and thus had first-hand knowledge
you need to actually speak korean to read the law, from my experience with white people talking about japan they get a lot wrong, i figured korea would be similar
593a67 No.2327695
MFF come here
I have something to impart unto you
>>2327686
Colbs wants your cummies to himself
Pretty good, there's snow
>>2327691
That better not be directed at my boyfriend Tsuchi
>>2327692
-pets u-
>>2327693
Good thing ur there to tell them they can fuck 13-year-olds
18f8f9 No.2327696
>>2327695
yeah what would you do without the knowledge you technically can fuck a 13 year old here
its not like any of those people would actually be able to anyways
9a38e6 No.2327697
>>2327695
That'd explain a lot.
Ooh neat. I've not had snow this year.
Has it stayed nice, or is it the kinda slushy goopdrab it always ends up being if it ain't enough?
657e90 No.2327698
>>2327694
yes
>>2327695
Its not aimed at him
9a38e6 No.2327699
>>2327698
Was gonna use this image originally, but I forgot what the other one said.
9a38e6 No.2327700
I find it somewhat interesting to think about the fact that most people see this site in a different way than others, since many people use different CSS.
I find mine comforting.
efb47b No.2327703
>>2327700
it's better if we all use the same one tbh
3f5828 No.2327704
>>2327701
>from a literal nigger of a country mooching off all of the EU
9a38e6 No.2327705
>>2327702
Some people have this popping pink site where they talk to people. For some it's green.
Mine's all black with the most boring font out there, and the posts are uniform in size, and a lot of other things.
>>2327703
Ooh? Why's that?
593a67 No.2327706
MFF come hither
I have something important
>>2327696
The real question is why aren't YOU fucking 13-year-olds?
>>2327697
Colbs wants ALL the cummies; he just can't get enough
I felt like it snowed a lot in the Netherlands for some reason
It's pretty nice right now; I guess we've had a bit of that kind of snow before this tho
>>2327698
Who then
b5c267 No.2327707
>>2327705
what the fuck......mines blue.....how do you change it.....
9a38e6 No.2327708
>>2327706
Colbs'll never get mine.
I hope he's not too upset.
>I felt like it snowed a lot in the Netherlands for some reason
It used to. Every year.
Now it's a rare sight.
5af474 No.2327709
>>2327694
>TFW lina isn't actually shipped with any dota characters cuz she's a bitch
9461cd No.2327710
efb47b No.2327711
>>2327705
so we're all experiencing the sameish thing. makes for better community. like wearing uniforms but with a less imprecise metaphor.
9461cd No.2327713
>>2327712
he's cheating on wish now or is he being wish?
9a38e6 No.2327714
>>2327707
There's an options thing in the top right. You can enter CSS there.
I think there's other ways too, but I'm hiding with my own personally-made CSS, so I can't check for ya.
>This is mine.
>>2327709
There aren't really that many ships in Dota, are there?
Only TAxSven really comes to mind.
Or was it TAxJugger?
I cannot remember.
18f8f9 No.2327715
>>2327706
i dont have contact with any, i do know a 15 year old
bf3ce1 No.2327716
9a38e6 No.2327717
>>2327711
Even if we use the same CSS, your experience is shaped mostly by who you choose to talk to, or what you choose to talk about.
And that will never be the same for most.
e5bb4b No.2327718
>>2327704
proxy I'm in the US
5af474 No.2327719
>>2327714
I see a lot of SvenxRylai and YurneroxLyralei. They're cute pairings I support wholeheartedly.
593a67 No.2327720
>>2327708
Why not? Many people have given Colbs their cummies
Le global warming
>>2327713
He's my slut now
>>2327715
Maybe u would if u went outside
9a38e6 No.2327721
>>2327719
I know one of them is pretty much Canon with TA.
18f8f9 No.2327722
>>2327720
i dont think its that easy
ed80a1 No.2327723
>>2327713
We were never a thing.
9a38e6 No.2327724
>>2327720
...'cuz he's a guy-looking-guy whose face I've seen.
efb47b No.2327725
>>2327717
the who matters more. but perhaps who we choose to talk to and how is shaped by our CSS. if style didn't affect our prefrences, companies wouldn't spend millions on research and design to affect us in a certain way. I could guess but it'd just be guessing.
657e90 No.2327726
>>2327699
Is that a futa ?
>>2327706
everyone else
9a38e6 No.2327727
>>2327725
The CSS totally influences us, but I don't think that's a bad thing.
I like mine. It gives clarity making oversight easier. It helps me with posting, especially in fast threads.
I might post less if not for this CSS.
Surely, I should use it.
c83306 No.2327728
>>2327714
Slark has a crush on naga.
Skywrath is in love with Venge but he messed up and basically could have prevented an usurp against her so she wants to kill him.
Kotl will hit on any female character as per lore.
Not a ship but Viper was once Pugna's pet.
Zeus wants to bang medusa.
9a38e6 No.2327729
>>2327726
No. But there's two of them in the room next to hers being not-so-quiet.
9461cd No.2327730
>>2327720
Well shit. You gonna do [redacted] after you [redacted] him and before you [redacted] him while he [redacted] you?
>>2327723
Oh yeah?
9a38e6 No.2327731
>>2327728
Slark is also canonically a virgin.
He has a chance on death to say "But I haven't spawned yet"
Which is pretty much fish for dying a virgin.
593a67 No.2327733
ICE COLD
>>2327722
Follow ur dreams, pedo
>>2327724
You haven't? He was in TinyChat a lot and one of the caps is how the three balls meme started
No need to post it tho; he's suffered enough over his three balls
>>2327726
.///.
>>2327730
Yeah all those things
efb47b No.2327734
>>2327727
maybe everyone should use it then.
18f8f9 No.2327735
>>2327733
i dont have dreams of that though
657e90 No.2327736
>>2327729
Oh I've seen that then
>>2327733
is your small black cock leaking now ?
9a38e6 No.2327737
>>2327733
? I said I have seen it. Which, turns out, is a no-no.
9a38e6 No.2327739
>>2327734
I mean, I'm fine with other people using it, but no one should be forced to.
5af474 No.2327740
>>2327721
Jugg. He apparently broke her heart and feels sad about it, but I think it was revealed that it was something he couldn't avoid. It had something to do with his evolution into the bladeform from what I've read, but never been much of a lore junkie. But since he was taken over by the dragon to become the bladeform, it seems to be the dragon broke her heart and Yurnero feels sadness because of it, but he's not really the one in the driver's seat. Also, the Sven/Yurnero bromance is cannon.
657e90 No.2327741
Wish and that Japanese guy are dating right ?
9a38e6 No.2327742
>>2327740
I like lore, especially when it's not forced down my throat.
I like watching Slacks' Loregasm videos.
efb47b No.2327743
>>2327739
easy for you to say. I have a suspicion people take leaves less srsly.
ed80a1 No.2327744
>>2327741
You're Japanese?
593a67 No.2327745
>>2327735
Then why do u have so much little girl porn
>>2327736
Sounds like u just want to have e-sex with Neko
>>2327737
I like cute femmy boys too
I'm kind of bored with vaginas tho
9a38e6 No.2327746
>>2327743
Huh? What do you mean?
657e90 No.2327748
>>2327744
If thats what I have to be.
>>2327745
not at all
9a38e6 No.2327749
>>2327745
What I kinda mean to say without having to say is that I've cybered guys I didn't know were guys, that I wouldn't have cybered if I'd seen their face.
efb47b No.2327750
b5c267 No.2327752
>>2327749
that's gay,,,,,,,,,
ed80a1 No.2327753
I'm sorry kanra it's my fault isnt it
5af474 No.2327755
>>2327742
I just read most of it from reddit speculation and item lore.
>SvenxRylai otp tho
9a38e6 No.2327757
>>2327750
Oooooh. I thought you meant people who leave.
I don't give a fuck about the flag, apart from that being how I recognize you.
9a38e6 No.2327758
>>2327755
...What's with Sven's face there though?
657e90 No.2327759
>>2327751
Well i'm not that
9a38e6 No.2327760
I AM COMFORTABLE ENOUGH WITH MY SEXUALITY TO FUCK BLOKES
ed80a1 No.2327761
>>2327759
Good, because I'm dating someone else.
5af474 No.2327762
>>2327756
>>2327758
He's part Felguard.
593a67 No.2327763
>>2327747
I'm pretty sure drawn little girl porn is one of ur favorite things to masturbate to
That was the main thing you had in common with Wish
>>2327748
Yeah Darwin hasn't molested him so he's not ur type
>>2327749
I'm sure I've cybered a lot that would fall under that category in my mind
But it doesn't matter; if u don't know what their face looks like then it just doesn't get in the way of transcending the physical and cybering their soul
657e90 No.2327764
>>2327761
Is it that japanese guy ?
9a38e6 No.2327765
I'm going to regret doing that.
>>2327762
Meranth, actually.
9a38e6 No.2327766
>>2327763
Mhm. Exactly.
Especially when they don't cyber as guys.
18f8f9 No.2327767
>>2327763
but its different
593a67 No.2327768
>>2327760
Did you ever play gay chicken with the devil in the pale moonlight?
657e90 No.2327769
>>2327763
True
I only go for his used goods
ed80a1 No.2327770
>>2327764
No, you're dumb as bricks fam.
657e90 No.2327771
>>2327770
Then who is it ?
9a38e6 No.2327772
>>2327768
Nah.
She wouldn't know what hit her.
And that'd be embarrassing.
b5c267 No.2327773
hey darwin post that comic you drew just for me.......
ed80a1 No.2327774
>>2327771
Someone you don't know.
Why would I date someone from here?
9a38e6 No.2327775
>>2327774
Because that always works out well.
593a67 No.2327776
>>2327766
I do definitely prefer people to use the genitalia they actually have
But if I don't know what they actually have it's whatever I guess
>>2327767
Doesn't Japan have the cutest lolis, though?
>>2327769
Smiles molested Neko when he was underage
Is that not good enough?
>>2327772
>gay chicken
>she
You're a girl now? I support u
Unlike Tsuchi, who only supports dickgirls whose panty bulges he's interested in
657e90 No.2327777
>>2327774
I've heard you've done it before
Does he have a big penis ?
ed80a1 No.2327778
>>2327775
Understandable.
>>2327777
Bigger than me.
657e90 No.2327779
>>2327776
Thats just gross
18f8f9 No.2327780
>>2327776
probably im not a pedo i wouldnt know
5af474 No.2327781
>>2327765
As of DoTA 2, sure, but The original character was half Felguard. Yurnero was originally an Orc, too.
9a38e6 No.2327782
>>2327776
Yeah, same I guess.
Can't say it has come up much.
I can be whatever you want, bby.
657e90 No.2327783
>>2327778
How did you meet him ?
9a38e6 No.2327784
>>2327781
Ah, could be. I only joined since Dota2. Thanks.
f37799 No.2327786
I Wish pretending they have friends irl again?
ed80a1 No.2327787
Fuck, I should have said at a dairy queen
657e90 No.2327788
>>2327785
Is that worse than craigslist ?
5af474 No.2327789
>>2327784
When I started playing 2, there really was no lore.
anyway, off to climb (Read: fall down) that ranked ladder.
ed80a1 No.2327793
>>2327792
He always said I was just a worse version of herself.
593a67 No.2327794
>>2327779
Maybe who you're really interested is Dewgong and that's why you pursue the taste of his cummies on boys' lips and assholes
>>2327780
My classes in China had like one really cute loli with really pale skin (no pedo)
>>2327782
How many e-cocks have you e-sucked?
Yeah I'm non-binary that way too; people can call me whatever pronouns they want but more people here should call me "she" for the sake of spicing things up
657e90 No.2327798
>>2327793
That must feel really bad
>>2327794
I think hes too old for me
18f8f9 No.2327799
>>2327794
i mean ive seen girls id call cute, i wouldnt fuck them though assuming i would somehow have the chance
ed80a1 No.2327800
>>2327798
Eh, I don't really feel anything.
9a38e6 No.2327801
>>2327794
Honestly, I don't know. Probably at least one.
Can't say I remember much of any cybering I've done.
I was just joking. While I concede I'm not the most masculine, I'm definitely not a girl. Female Fort is a nono.
I'm willing to treat you like a girl, though.
5af474 No.2327802
>TFW you're a cisgendered male.
657e90 No.2327803
>>2327800
Thats just bottling emotions
ed80a1 No.2327804
>>2327803
I feel other things though, just that specifically makes me indifferent.
657e90 No.2327805
>>2327804
Tell your feelings to the class
593a67 No.2327806
>>2327798
Follow ur dreams
>>2327799
I don't think I've ever been attracted to anyone who wasn't decently into puberty 🤔
I mean, at least not since I was a kid
One time when I was like 8 I saw my cousin's butt (who was like a year younger than me) and liked it
>>2327801
Is it because u just get drunk and e-suck e-cocks and forget about it
>I'm willing to treat you like a girl, though.
So forward >//<
>>2327802
Btw u said ur an Alicefag
Did you ever Kamen Ride Alice's girlcock?
9a38e6 No.2327807
Sheen, this is the 7th week in a row you've shown clinical depression in thread.
ed80a1 No.2327808
>>2327805
I feel like punching you in the face.
9a38e6 No.2327809
>>2327806
I'm pretty sure only one time was alcohol induced.
And knowing who that was, I didn't suck dick.
Erio-chan it is~
18f8f9 No.2327810
>>2327806
i didnt mean under 12
657e90 No.2327811
>>2327806
I don't dream about it though
>>2327808
Can you even reach my face ?
ed80a1 No.2327812
>>2327811
How tall are you?
ed80a1 No.2327814
>>2327813
I'm 4'20 I probably can't reach
657e90 No.2327817
>>2327816
I'm actually 5'11
657e90 No.2327822
>>2327821
you can't say that
i'm the same height as you
ed80a1 No.2327823
>>2327822
Yeah, and I'm a midget.
9a38e6 No.2327824
It's weird.
I feel small, because I used to be, and many people around me are a fair bit taller.
But then I see other people comparing heights and few people are taller than me.
And I still feel small.
5af474 No.2327825
>>2327806
We talking about the same Alice? Cuz there's been a few in my time. Either way, no. Mine is the cock that is ridden.
ed80a1 No.2327827
>>2327826
But we're the same height.
657e90 No.2327830
>>2327829
I'm a powerful strong and tall male
43ef1d No.2327833
Why do I keep working Sundays?
43ef1d No.2327835
>>2327834
Oh hey it actually is the Larf I know.
5af474 No.2327836
>>2327835
Nigga there is only one Larf.
f1197f No.2327838
lmao some brown trap lit like 7 cars on fire at ALA cause he couldn't get laid
shit was fucking lit
43ef1d No.2327840
>>2327838
When the girl told him he wasn't hot enough I guess he improvised.
9a38e6 No.2327845
>>2327842
Is a mate different from a partner?
18f8f9 No.2327846
>>2327838
sounds fun
what did they dress up as
43ef1d No.2327847
>>2327845
Mates are from Australia.
Partners are a cowboy's friend.
f1197f No.2327848
>>2327839
pretty fucking much lol
Dude it was so fucking crazy
>>2327840
lmao man its so crazy
A bunch of paniced drunken weebs in cosplay running around with cars blowing up in the back ground
Some people were fighting too, it was a drunken chaos
Id be surprised if they host it there next year lol
>>2327841
Yeah
Anime Los Angeles
>>2327842
I gotchu fam
>>2327843
https://abc7.com/7-vehicles-burned-during-possible-arson-at-ontario-hotel/5068170/
The trap was ugly tho
Good riddance
Dude lives around here too lmao
>>2327846
Too much BNHA bs
Itrs like naruto tier at this point
5af474 No.2327850
>TFW no qt3.14 twink slut to dump your balls into on the reg
f1197f No.2327851
657e90 No.2327852
>>2327848
I'll be just as angry if I can't get laid at AX
18f8f9 No.2327853
>>2327848
isnt ontario canada
>Too much BNHA bs
>Itrs like naruto tier at this point
theres usually the popular characters but comiket has a lot of diversity
9a38e6 No.2327854
>>2327848
Ahh.
Goddamn weebs.
Speaking off, We're doing another DutchWeebcon this year.
Ikt will cosplay as Megumin.
Though he hasn't agreed with that yet.
43ef1d No.2327855
Honestly if any of you want sex I'm down.
f1197f No.2327860
>>2327852
Lets set 20 cars on fire
gotta up the anty
>>2327853
No nigger, Ontario California
Comiket is dope
lots of doujins
>>2327854
Dude isnt passable at all
>>2327855
Fucking slut
I hope you die like freddie mercury
like a faggot
18f8f9 No.2327861
>>2327860
there wasnt too much this year, although i didnt go i just looked online
657e90 No.2327862
>>2327860
Sounds easy enough
9a38e6 No.2327863
>>2327860
Yeah, he said he had a beard now, but I've not seen him in years.
f1197f No.2327865
>>2327861
But isnt the best part of any animecon waiting hours to get inside?
>>2327862
So lolz the guy who did it was wearing the yellow ranger outfit
>>2327863
>asian with a beard
brb throwing up
18f8f9 No.2327868
>>2327865
the lines arent that bad
657e90 No.2327870
>>2327865
I'm not surprised he couldn't
5af474 No.2327872
>>2327865
>asian with a beard
>>2327856
To spite everyone who wants me dead, really.>>asian with a beard
5af474 No.2327873
>>2327872
And I fuck up the post. Again.
3c78b8 No.2327874
>>2327844
Not you
>>2327845
A mate implies more permanence
>>2327848
Thanks fam
>>2327851
>
9a38e6 No.2327876
>>2327874
Ooh, is that the difference?
In that case: Me too.
5af474 No.2327878
>>2327877
get fukt rekboy.
3c78b8 No.2327879
>>2327877
You're mated to your dog or some shit
b5c267 No.2327880
saw this fun meme in a meme group im in
43ef1d No.2327881
>>2327879
How dare you marginalize me.
9a38e6 No.2327883
Where the fuck did my image go?
>>2327874
3c78b8 No.2327884
>>2327881
I'm monogamous
>>2327882
The fuck?
>>2327883
*pat pat*
9a38e6 No.2327885
>>2327884
>Ooh, is that the difference?
>In that case: Me too.
Somehow my image and post got separated.
I always like that Miku gif.
5af474 No.2327886
It's nearly 2 AM and I'm not tired. Fuck this shit.
9a38e6 No.2327888
>>2327886
You're telling me that at almost 8 AM, and I feel the same way.
9a38e6 No.2327890
>>2327889
I hope you'll find what you're looking for.
3c78b8 No.2327891
>>2327890
I've applied for the position of "companion" with my best friend but he hasn't responded
5af474 No.2327892
..... I have an Ex-Aid folder in my riders folder that is full of nothing but Dan Kuroto being Dan Kuroto.
3c78b8 No.2327895
>>2327893
I mean IDK what he really means like I was talking about how I'm still emotionally fucked up from my ex-fiance and he's like yeah I get that so I made a joke about his search for a child-bearing wife and he said he just wanted company rn so I said I can do that but I don't know what kind of emotional and physical requirements his idea of companionship has but he has told me he's uncomfortable thinking of me romantically because we've known each other for like forever but like I've told him before I've basically been nonstop flirting with him since first grade and that was literally decades ago
9a38e6 No.2327896
>>2327895
Sounds like you two've been talking about this quite a bit.
Being with someone who you initially like in more ways than they like you is one of those things that I expect can go really wrong if handled incorrectly, but might end up with a great result when handled with care, and a good deal of luck.
Here's hoping.
d36111 No.2327897
Is it gay to sit in the same vehicle with a random dude you just met and blow up dudes for hourS? Asking for a friend
d36111 No.2327898
18f8f9 No.2327899
>>2327897
what does "blow up dudes" mean
657e90 No.2327900
>>2327899
Hes asking if he can give them a blow job
18f8f9 No.2327901
>>2327900
i thought it might mean that but i wasnt sure
d36111 No.2327902
>>2327899
Firing hot loads of HEAT-MP-T to random people we see. Sometimes even using the SPMG
>>2327900
No. That's just straight up gay.
18f8f9 No.2327903
>>2327902
you made me even more confused
657e90 No.2327904
>>2327901
Hes gonna try and lie about it now.
>>2327902
You don't need to ask about it then.
d36111 No.2327905
>>2327903
First we mounted a Rhino then we shot out load all over them. tanlines>>>
>>2327904
You seem confused. If you want you can be my gunner next time around while I spot them in the commander seat.
18f8f9 No.2327907
>>2327905
you arent helping
657e90 No.2327908
>>2327905
I'm a really good shot
I can shoot someone right between the eyes
no lie
d36111 No.2327909
>>2327907
:(
>>2327908
wow ban is epic sniper! How about vehicles though? The turret ring is the money shot and my new gunner didn't know that(he didn't know shit about shooting tbh, kinda irritating but nice to teach someone)
657e90 No.2327910
>>2327909
I dunno
I've only shot handguns, shotguns, and rifles.
d36111 No.2327911
>>2327910
Same. Wish I could get my hands on a real 120mm cannon but I'm not putting my money towards it anytime soon or probably ever.
neat rotation
18f8f9 No.2327912
>>2327909
this was a video game wasnt it
657e90 No.2327913
>>2327911
mounted guns are probably easy to aim i would imagine
5af474 No.2327914
I think I shall go yeeteth myself into bed.
411657 No.2327915
>>2327687
>Fourteen Words
>OP's post is FIFTEEN WORDS
FUCKING
d36111 No.2327916
>>2327912
Arma3! It's a military sim
>>2327913
Probably yeah. Using a remote control to aim a turret controlled by a computer seems doable for anyone.
657e90 No.2327917
>>2327916
or just flip a switch and have an ai shoot all the unmarked friendlies
ai wont miss
18f8f9 No.2327918
>>2327916
oh, ive heard of it
makes more sense now
657e90 No.2327919
Whos gonna be admin after Test ?
can it be me ?
will you guys vote for me ?
d36111 No.2327920
I vote anarchy
>>2327917
Hopefully soon Microsoft can use IR strobes on friendly armor/helmets to determine where they are. HoloLens is going places and I'm excited.
>>2327918
uwu
411657 No.2327921
>>2327919
Is animus dissolving?
18f8f9 No.2327923
>>2327920
（ヽ´ん`）
>>2327919
i dont know who i would vote for
maybe erio
657e90 No.2327924
>>2327923
Thats fine
I might as well be the admin if that happens
657e90 No.2327925
Becoming the admin would make me so popular . . . . .
657e90 No.2327927
>>2327926
SHADOW ADMIN ALERT
SHADOW ADMIN ALERT
SHADOW ADMIN ALERT
SHADOW ADMIN ALERT
d36111 No.2327930
657e90 No.2327931
>>2327930
and that was more than a year ago
18f8f9 No.2327932
>>2327929
whats a shadow admin
657e90 No.2327933
>>2327932
The current admin is just a figurehead
hes not the one that pulls all the strings
the shadow admin does....
18f8f9 No.2327934
>>2327933
oh i see
youre going to cyber erio for admin powers
d36111 No.2327935
>>2327934
Read that as cyber Erin and thought this was a genius post until I realized you said Erio
18f8f9 No.2327936
>>2327935
why does it make a difference
657e90 No.2327937
>>2327934
I wouldn't need to
d36111 No.2327938
>>2327936
Because I could probably be coerced into fucking one but not the other.
18f8f9 No.2327939
>>2327937
why not
>>2327938
which one is that and why
d36111 No.2327940
>>2327939
I don't have a picture of them but they were an old admin here
657e90 No.2327941
>>2327939
Because I know the art of the deal
I don't give up what I don't have to
i'm a master at my craft
18f8f9 No.2327942
>>2327941
the what?
>>2327940
theyre a tranny right
657e90 No.2327943
>>2327942
I can't give away my secrets
d36111 No.2327944
>>2327942
If I remember right, yes
18f8f9 No.2327945
>>2327943
how can i trust you if you dont trust me
>>2327944
and they looked decent?
657e90 No.2327946
>>2327945
You gotta give me more time than this.
d36111 No.2327947
18f8f9 No.2327948
>>2327946
i dont know the japanese boy is making a pretty convincing deal
>>2327947
i see, i dont think id fuck anyone from here right now
d36111 No.2327949
657e90 No.2327950
>>2327948
He probably has a shrimpy
18f8f9 No.2327951
>>2327949
(｢・ω・)｢ｶﾞｵｰ
>>2327950
i would hope he would be the sub so that isnt a problem
657e90 No.2327952
>>2327951
how old are you ?
657e90 No.2327956
>>2327955
I'm only about a decade older than the other guy.
657e90 No.2327958
>>2327957
But wish is older and taller than me
18f8f9 No.2327959
>>2327958
you said you were taller than him
657e90 No.2327960
>>2327959
Did you really think I was 6'9 ?
18f8f9 No.2327961
>>2327960
i have no idea what that is in cm
18f8f9 No.2327964
>>2327962
thats taller than me
657e90 No.2327965
>>2327964
Aren't you short though ?
I bet I could carry you around
657e90 No.2327967
>>2327966
I easily could then
338bde No.2327968
>>2327966
Manlet confirmed.
18f8f9 No.2327969
>>2327967
probably
im also really light
657e90 No.2327972
>>2327971
Thats pretty much nothing
my dog was almost as big as you
you wanna be my new dog?
I'll take you on lots of walks
657e90 No.2327976
>>2327975
You're breaking my heart . . . .
18f8f9 No.2327977
>>2327976
i never even said i would
657e90 No.2327978
>>2327977
But you smashed it anyways . . . .
18f8f9 No.2327979
>>2327978
just go back to erio
657e90 No.2327980
>>2327979
I won't do what you tell me.
18f8f9 No.2327981
>>2327980
sorry im only into subs
338bde No.2327982
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME.
18f8f9 No.2327983
>>2327968
its average here so not really
657e90 No.2327984
>>2327981
People sure wish I was a sub though.
338bde No.2327985
>>2327983
Land of the cucks.
18f8f9 No.2327986
>>2327985
What does height have to do with cucks
>>2327984
that doesn't make you one
657e90 No.2327987
>>2327986
I came without my hands once
its was hard work
18f8f9 No.2327988
>>2327987
what does this have to do with this
657e90 No.2327989
>>2327988
everything
How many times have you done it ?
none i bet
18f8f9 No.2327990
>>2327989
correct, looks like youre too good for me sorry
657e90 No.2327991
>>2327990
so stop disrespecting me
d36111 No.2327994
Ban would you fuck a jap?
1ee54a No.2327995
18f8f9 No.2327996
>>2327994
he went to sleep
d36111 No.2327997
True
>>2327996
uwu how do you know? sleeping with him already?
18f8f9 No.2327998
>>2327997
he said so on the other board
d36111 No.2327999
>>2327998
ooo
i should probably check that when i post here too. i forget these things when im sleepy tho
18f8f9 No.2328000
>>2327999
youre not missing much
02b833 No.2328001
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8b6a4a No.2328004
How did Naruto dodge that...
0747dc No.2328005
*sneaks in to steal the rest of the cookies then leaves*
8b6a4a No.2328006
>tfw someone ate all the cookies
8b6a4a No.2328008
cookies with yummy warm cream is my favorite!
9461cd No.2328009
>>2328008
thots with donuts for more cream delivery?
8b6a4a No.2328010
>>2328009
i can't eat donuts...
9461cd No.2328011
>>2328010
not even with extra fresh glaze?
9a38e6 No.2328012
Not the 'cream cookies' again
691936 No.2328014
9e5d8b No.2328015
BLT on a jalapeno cheddar bagel <3
9a38e6 No.2328019
>>2328017
Non-Touhou wolfgirl being hugged by a same-size non-wolfgirl-girl? That's new.
691936 No.2328020
>>2328019
It's cute, is what it is~
9a38e6 No.2328021
>>2328020
Mhm, that's why I paid enough attention to notice.
19169e No.2328023
>when you are in the travel agents with the pops looking at Greek island holidays for the summer and he suddenly starts doing a search and pricing up Boston, Mass.
Hello thread.
0a3c59 No.2328024
-sighs a steamy happy sigh as he takes the last sip of his hot tea before bed-
-v-
9e5d8b No.2328025
>>2328023
come to beantown and I'll chill with Daddy <3
9a38e6 No.2328026
>>2328023
Mornin', Scoot.
Goin' places again, huh?
>>2328024
Goodnight, MYSTERY PERSON
9a38e6 No.2328029
>>2328028
BITIN' 'S NOT ALLOWED
19169e No.2328030
>>2328025
Boston? That would definitley be an option. He is wanting to catch a game at Foxborough.
>nyanyan
>>2328026
Short haul summer hols. So, got choices with the family to make. We are each sourcing locations. (3 family units selecting their own locales and we're all meeting to find which we like best)
We've chosen, Zante, Rhodes, the Algarve and southern Spain.
0a3c59 No.2328032
>>2328026
-SQUEAKS! Forgot his name and puts it on. Also ishn't going to bed just yet-
9e5d8b No.2328033
>>2328030
isn't it playoffs? that's big $$
the guy I live with has season tickets tho so idk
I could show u around Faneuil Hall tho, it's p rad. Lotsa food^^
lmk!
9a38e6 No.2328034
>>2328031
Yeah, I know. I agree.
>>2328032
Like I said, you're just about the only person I can tell apart without pictures while anon.
Hiya.
>>2328030
Dang, I had to look three of those up. (You can guess which one I knew.)
Which is your pick?
19169e No.2328035
>>2328033
Oh, it wouldn't be this year. Heh. But YEET! Fuck the chargers, Phil Rivers did a cry.
Lots of that seafood! Lobster? Crabbies?
19169e No.2328037
>>2328034
I'm leaning towards Rhodes or Portugal. Mostly Rhodes for the old ruins and stuff.
0a3c59 No.2328038
>>2328034
-is just a little me- :3
9a38e6 No.2328041
>>2328037
Yeah, Greece sounds cool. Was originally gonna go there last year, but didn't because someone didn't want to spend the money..
>>2328038
Mhm. You're good that way.
9e5d8b No.2328042
>>2328035
omg omg I'm totally not qualified enough to tour guide you around Boston, but it's a fun place with lots to see. TV portrayals don't do it justice, I promise.
19169e No.2328044
>>2328041
Shoulda give em the right hook!
>>2328042
I mean, you telling me The Departed ISNT the real Boston? umu
0a3c59 No.2328045
>>2328041
o///o -brings you a basket of kittens-
9e5d8b No.2328046
>>2328044
well, first of all, ya fuckin dooshbag, it's THA DEPAHTED
9a38e6 No.2328047
>>2328043
>>2328044
I haven't whacked my sister in a while. Not planning on starting that again.
It's just silly because we got us a cheap vacation as an alternative, and then while there she made plans to go to Ibiza...
9a38e6 No.2328049
>>2328045
Question! Did you put kittens in a basket or did you just put a basket down somewhere and it ended up being kittenfilled?
9a38e6 No.2328050
>>2328048
I normally respond with
>
But this time was alright.
19169e No.2328053
>>2328046
:3 vocaroo it! :3
0a3c59 No.2328054
>>2328049
-notes that kittens are spontaneously occurring events- :3
9e5d8b No.2328055
>>2328053
lmao I don't actually have that accent. I'm from NH so we're just extra white, but we say "wicked". idk
9a38e6 No.2328056
>>2328054
Mhm.
I just had someone bringing me a basket of them outta nowhere.
19169e No.2328057
>>2328055
Wicked dick heh
Elma is the whitest girl I know
0a3c59 No.2328058
>>2328056
0.0 -retracts a little. If you already have kitten basket...-
9a38e6 No.2328059
>>2328058
You know I meant you, right?
9e5d8b No.2328060
>>2328057
lmao. I mean I'm pretty pasty for sure lol
whatcha doin?
19169e No.2328061
>>2328060
nawthing much, just recently got in from work, doing a big lazy,
aaaaaaaaaaaaand you?
0a3c59 No.2328062
>>2328059
-happily holds out the kitten basket- ^-^
9e5d8b No.2328063
>>2328061
slowly working on my breakfast sammich still. I have a mountain of laundry after. :(
bf0e6d No.2328064
I need some drugs.
Just been in class, was going through safeguarding and was going through case studies about how these kids experienced different forms of abuse and how we should report it.
Plus I've drunk a lot of coffee and energy drinks, I'm hyped up and I've got all these safeguarding shit to mull over. I can taste the trauma.
9a38e6 No.2328065
>>2328062
Woo! *starts petting every kitten*
I love kittens.
I'm a cat person through and through.
8b6a4a No.2328066
>>2328011
Fresh glaze is my favorite lol
I can eat donuts, cookies, cakes etc as long as I make it myself
I get real sick when I eat Entenmann's and stuff
8b6a4a No.2328067
>>2328013
her feet are big though...
9a38e6 No.2328068
>>2328067
Are they?
Wouldn't say they're noticeably big, but I don't tend to see feet in that position.
0a3c59 No.2328069
>>2328065
-has 4 kittehs- :3
19169e No.2328070
>>2328063
This sounds like BOOOOO! the laundry part, send panties!
Breakfast sammich?
9a38e6 No.2328071
>>2328069
...Do you really?
bf0e6d No.2328072
GIVE ME SOME REMEDIES TO SOOTH MY JANGLED NERVES OR POISONS TO SLOW MY BRAIN
Was reading this case study where this thin primary school girl wasn't eating because her dad was telling her that her weight was out of order.
Then read more that she always wants to impress adults, and doesn't play with other girls. Only plays with boys if it is a physical activity. Her dad tells her she needs to toughen up and puts her through drills and boxing. She's like 7 wtf. Her motto is 'What happens at home stays at home'. Names have been changed in this case study but it has happened.
bf0e6d No.2328073
Got bruises on her legs and knuckles too.
8b6a4a No.2328074
>>2328049
Why doesn't she feed that starving cat?
>>2328064
>I need some drugs.
no you don't ._.,
>>2328068
They're as big as her fucking legs
>>2328069
Why don't you talk to me anymore?
0a3c59 No.2328075
>>2328071
-nods. Almost only had 3 but very sick kitty made it this summer!-
19169e No.2328076
You need to grow up scanner. Welcome to the real world.
0a3c59 No.2328077
>>2328074
-squeaks and gives you tea-
bf0e6d No.2328078
>>2328074
Well I need something to chill me out, I'm fucking pumped and wanna commit a felony.
I'm not going to talk about the students I have though, but thankfully they're cool and not at risk.
I'm so thankful I had a fairl awkward but well adjusted upbringing. Just sad this lesson we did.
>>2328076
It's fucked up though. I have to keep my eyes peeled for signs of abuse and shit.
9a38e6 No.2328079
>>2328074
Are... are feet not supposed to be that way?
>>2328075
Ooh right, I think I've heard that before.... I think.
You kept all of them, huh?
9461cd No.2328080
>>2328066
usually are better homemade
>>2328072
Sounds pretty messed up.
Fap to some gore.
9a38e6 No.2328081
Thank fuck for Hide File.
9e5d8b No.2328082
>>2328070
BOOOO indeed. I think I'm impressing this guy on fb with my metal suggestions :p
Nooo, they're mine x_x
Mmhm, I just went to the local bagel cafe and got myself a blt on a jalapeno cheddar bagel. It's like my go-to monday thing I guess.
8b6a4a No.2328083
>>2328077
-shakes head and wants to talk to you-
9e5d8b No.2328084
lol fortune doesn't like prolapse
pleb
9a38e6 No.2328085
0a3c59 No.2328086
>>2328079
-nods. Has one old kitty and 3 young ones-
9e5d8b No.2328087
8b6a4a No.2328088
>>2328078
Why don't you to teach the students about sex?
>>2328079
No her feet are huge ._.,
>>2328080
yus and I don't add any soy protein to it~
9e5d8b No.2328090
>>2328089
That was then. This is now.
9a38e6 No.2328091
>>2328088
Ehh. I never like feet anyway, guess I never paid attention.
Feet never look nice, some just don't look bad.
19169e No.2328092
>>2328082
Melted? I know the other day I had a toastie, internals were cheeze chorizo and a healthy serving of frank's original.
Prolampsed elma butt umu
9a38e6 No.2328093
>>2328090
Why would anything change?
9e5d8b No.2328094
>>2328092
lol noooooooooo don't prolapse me.
gummy bear enemas are superior in every way.
chorizo is dank *eyebrow wiggle*
8b6a4a No.2328095
>>2328091
You don't want a big smelly foot in your face every morning...
19169e No.2328096
>>2328094
My secret Jutsu!
>Jason Momoa on my fitness mag cover
GOALS.
9a38e6 No.2328097
>>2328095
Not any morning!
9e5d8b No.2328098
>>2328096
that dude's... ummf. I want him to bench press me so bad.
8b6a4a No.2328100
>>2328097
For some reason people like to sleep down and put their feet in their partner's face
9a38e6 No.2328101
>>2328100
I've not slept in the same bed as someone else in ages, bar one time.
It's not a problem that has come up yet.
I still have no idea how well I can fall asleep with someone else that close.
8b6a4a No.2328103
>>2328101
Would you mind if Cookie had her feet in your face after a workout?
9a38e6 No.2328104
>>2328103
Probably, yeah.
Maybe not a whole lot, but I'd get that foot out of my face.
8b6a4a No.2328106
>>2328104
I think there is a pic of her feet somewhere...
9a38e6 No.2328108
>>2328106
Might be.
Not interested.
Feet are my least favorite significant bodypart.
Excluding some things like armpits and the like.
bf0e6d No.2328109
>>2328088
Blood pls no. They're only 8 - 11.
bf0e6d No.2328110
Just got more energy drinks, milk for my coffee and I ironed my shirt for school tomorrow.
Right now I'm vibrating through walls like Radical Larry. Are these real nigga hours?
BECAUSE I WANNA MESS WITH SOME REAL NIGGAS
0a3c59 No.2328111
-yawns and curls up on the couch. Is almost time for bed-
9e5d8b No.2328112
bf0e6d No.2328113
>>2328111
Awww, diddums. Want me to make you a hot chocolate and put on Crystal Maze? That shit was fucking awesome at night time when I was a kid.
9a38e6 No.2328114
>>2328111
Goodnight, Sonata.
9a38e6 No.2328117
>>2328116
Is that a real, different Anthony Soto, or is it edited?
691936 No.2328118
>>2328108
So you don't actually mind penis too much?
bf0e6d No.2328119
>>2328116
Funny you should post that. I share a name with a pilot who got done for pedophilia.
9a38e6 No.2328120
>>2328118
Penis looks bad. Vagina often looks bad.
Genitals just kinda suck, but I've come to expect that.
But feet just kinda don't have that excuse...
It's something like that.
I unno.
9461cd No.2328121
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9a38e6 No.2328123
>>2328121
>Hello! Patch is currently unavailable in most European locations.
But I googled it, and goddamn, it actually is.
That's great lol.
Not for the girls, but you know.
9a38e6 No.2328124
>>2328122
Excluding Adam, or that too?
bf0e6d No.2328125
>His crimes were heinous; he ruthlessly sought out especially vulnerable victims by offering baby-sitting services online. Smith pleaded guilty to 18 counts of sexual abuse of the girls, ages 3, 4, and 7, including penetration with his penis, finger and a marker. He took photos and videos of the abuse, and also pleaded guilty to two counts of manufacturing child pornography, according to charging documents.
Yeah, one of the cons of me going to be a teacher's assisstant, some other cunt who got my name pulling some shit by offering baby sitting and diddling the kids.
>>2328124
Everything. It's just Adam is his middle name and Adam-Smith is my last name. Same first name too.
9461cd No.2328126
>>2328122
Wow. That's pretty screwy. I don't know why someone would want anyone that young if they are going to do anything like that.
>>2328123
KEK
The interesting thing is that some people might think soto did it. The way he's talked though....
3c78b8 No.2328127
I ate an entire apple but I'm still exhausted and hungry this some bullshit
bf0e6d No.2328128
>>2328126
Yeah, we was talking about this in class. How you can't even understand, let alone emphasize with a pedophile.
I thought it was a dominance thing, because a kid doesn't know any better and always looks up to adults. Or it could be a purity thing, fucking something so innocent. It's messed up so you can't make heads or tails of it.
9a38e6 No.2328129
>>2328125
Holy fuck. The odds.
That's all-around horrible.
>>2328126
That thought crossed my mind.
But if he did, he wouldn't be postin'
9461cd No.2328130
>>2328128
Yeah, it's too crazy to understand logically.
>>2328129
Indeed.
bf0e6d No.2328131
>>2328129
I know, right?
Imagine if someone wants to google my name? I get that shit.
>>2328130
Yeah, I'm batshit insane and even I can't comprehend kiddy fiddling. It's inherently vile. Kids are dumb cunts that need protecting.
9a38e6 No.2328132
I can't even understand rape on any level. Not just because I never would, but I'm missing something fundamental.
I've never seen someone and got aroused. or been aroused and got the desire to fuck something.
So I just can't imagine what that would do to a person, if that's what rape is about.
It makes me unable to empathize, and to a REALLY small degree, it makes it hard for me to judge.
9a38e6 No.2328133
Why is my image invisible? >>2328132
691936 No.2328135