a22c94 No.2318255
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
I do ANYTHING for a sick THOT Edition.
a8076c No.2318260
fe6f34 No.2318261
im not suuper into diet either
i dont really know much about how to do it proper but I eat a super big Bowlmeal® meal
Bowlmeal® is made by whipping up a few eggs, I like 3 up in my bowl with some milk and microwaving til they are big and fluffy, then i make a potato or two, cut them up and put them in, add a meat either chicken or sausage usually and then i get a bit of that on some bread for a sandwhich on the side, yogurt, a fruit, a big glass of whey protein milk and a little bit of dark chocolate every night
Performing is awesome!
I've only ever done lame small town open mic shit with like 5 people in the audience
I couldn't imagine what it would feel like to actually get up and really perform....
you're in a position where you could make it happen if you want
you know the people and have the environment where your skills could flourish
but it's good that you're interested in the longevity of important friendships and your wellbeing
fe6f34 No.2318262
@kitty
you need a heater
I'm available for hire......
6958e1 No.2318263
>>2318262
nope already waiting for someone
fe6f34 No.2318265
>>2318263
I'm the best heater.....
a22c94 No.2318266
We should be conserving the environment. We should forcibly cull the Indian Sub-Continent and the populations of Brazil and China.
a22c94 No.2318267
fe6f34 No.2318268
>>2318266
tch.........You think you're so strong....but you're no match for the might of Brasil.....
a22c94 No.2318269
>>2318268
NANI?! SASUKE!!! BRASIHA!!!!! THE SHARINGAN NINJA OF THE HIDDEN HEUHEUHEUHEUHEU!!!!!!!!
a22c94 No.2318271
I should lame as fuck and make an orachimaru folder. Because, bitches love snakey bitches.
41a97a No.2318272
>>2318261
I kind of want you to make me one. I haven't eaten since... 22 hours ago. Performing is great when you aren't banking on your meals being provided by it. It's thrilling. For the twenty minutes I was on stage, I felt fifteen again. No cares, no worries.. just my guitar and some lyrics I like a lot. It's ... fun. I'm in no position to do so. I don't promote the same values I used to that the circle I'm relatively involved in still promote to the ends of their days. I've grown up and away, and sometimes I dislike that notion. I also remember that people grow and change and that's okay. I've made one relationship since those days that I cherish enough to keep me grounded in the reality I've chosen. I know I can go back at any moment and be hungry and cold, but free, relative to how I feel now. It's a comforting notion to hold on to because in most peoples lives, that's a fate worse than death. I'm simply reminded when I reminisce about those times that if it happens again, that'd be okay. All can go to shit, and I'll survive. Maybe even thrive. But then again, I'm old now. A near decade older now than when I was when I was okay being there. I moved away from it for a reason, be it accredited to necessity or to desire.
Fuck, I'm thinking again.
fb9b95 No.2318274
I am back to resume shitposting
c28ac6 No.2318276
>>2318275
you aren't worthy of posting kyouko toshino
dbda85 No.2318277
>>2318276
Wrong
I'm the Biggest Snake
fe6f34 No.2318278
>>2318272
I've never been homeless so I wouldn't know
but I am going to liken it to one of the two things I know a little bit about and assume that it's a bit like fighting
My dad has a decent record in the midwestern circuit and until recently I thought it was just getting in the ring and throwing bombs but know that I've spent a lil over a year learning I understand know
and the way I'm gonna liken it
With fighting you wanna get it, do your time, and get out or you're gonna get hurt
even my dad ended up getting out because of injury and i think he has like 7 fights or less
I definateley don't know, but the life of a wanderer is probably getting less and less feasible for you as the day goes on, not trying to be rude
it may be a passion, but its a double edged sword that gets harder and harder to weild when you get older
i mean i dont know but id assume so
fb9b95 No.2318279
How do cats know they can scratch their face with their back legs? HOW?
c28ac6 No.2318280
>>2318277
more like the biggest jake
fe6f34 No.2318281
found this pic of ban harrassing me and my friend neko
dbda85 No.2318282
>>2318280
Whatever that means
b07a48 No.2318284
>>2318276
How many kyoukos do you like
dbda85 No.2318287
>>2318281
You guys have dumb hats.
c28ac6 No.2318288
>>2318282
"the jakes" is what people call the police sometimes
fe6f34 No.2318290
>>2318287
you have a big dumb snake
a22c94 No.2318291
>>2318273
>>2318275
I am to become, THE SNAKE MAN
dbda85 No.2318292
>>2318288
Us white people call them police or cops
weird
c28ac6 No.2318293
>>2318284
those two and there's also this one that's a vampire
c28ac6 No.2318295
>>2318292
because white people are boring
848711 No.2318297
Why am I awake
I asked for the 10 hour sleep
a8076c No.2318298
fb9b95 No.2318299
Fucking Bard, getting KS back on my mind
fe6f34 No.2318300
>>2318297
i asked for a 10 something too but......
c28ac6 No.2318302
>>2318297
body don't want sleep
a8076c No.2318304
fb9b95 No.2318305
>>2318297
Hi Revy
Imma post Miku at you but be warned, like every 1 out of 3 pics I've ever saved has come from you so whoops
c28ac6 No.2318307
>>2318301
you're going to make me cry if you don't speak english
a22c94 No.2318308
>TFW no soul eating, dick crunching, snake GF
dbda85 No.2318309
>>2318290
Are you talking about my penis ? ? ? ? ?
>>2318291
Oh I thought it was going to be sausage
>>2318295
I bet I've done more fun stuff than you have.
>>2318298
Be quiet snow monkey
you're making me look bad
b07a48 No.2318313
>>2318307
なんで？
i cant exactly say the name in english
848711 No.2318315
>>2318300
I can give you a 10 minute hug
>>2318302
Momma want sleep
>>2318305
That's OK I probably won't be paying much attention
Gonna finish a monster from last night and hop on wow before I have to disappear for an indeterminate amount of time for trucker training
41a97a No.2318316
>>2318278
You're not wrong, bard. It's easy when you're a kid. Your record isn't permanent. As long as you don't traffic a ton of hard drugs or kill people, it doesn't follow you to adulthood. You don't have to worry about federal facilities tracking you down because you owe them money just for being alive. Your body doesnt give out on you quite as easily. You can move further, play longer. And mentally, too, I've grown to a point where I might not be able to handle the stresses that come with it. I don't think I'll ever be homeless again.. but a relatively empty apartment that i barely use in a small town that could be supported on 25 hours a week at a little higher than minimum wage doesn't sound too bad at the end of it all.
I'm in one of those moods again.
fb9b95 No.2318317
>>2318315
I suddenly feel very small and invalidated
a22c94 No.2318319
>>2318314
I am not THAT edgy.
dbda85 No.2318322
>>2318318
Fake and untrue
>>2318319
I honestly don't know whos edgier though
that snake man is pretty edgy
b8d431 No.2318323
>>2318314
>03:11:20
>03:12:07
That's almost a full minute of non compliance.
848711 No.2318324
>>2318317
I'm sorry
I'm just tired
So so tired
Been tired for weeks
Months
25 years
I can think of like 3 times my whole life I've woken up like "that was a good sleep"
1956c5 No.2318325
>>2318309
I don't do fun stuff
1956c5 No.2318326
>>2318313
that's okay
maybe it wasn't meant to be
dbda85 No.2318327
>>2318323
I tried my best officer
>>2318325
I've almost died a lot from doing fun stuff
its badass
you should try and be more fun
fb9b95 No.2318329
>>2318324
Ya ever try sleeping pills?
1956c5 No.2318330
>>2318327
I will when I stop crying
1956c5 No.2318331
>>2318328
you speaking english
fe6f34 No.2318332
>>2318324
you ever get tested for narcolepsy
dbda85 No.2318333
>>2318330
Why are you crying ?
b07a48 No.2318334
>>2318331
my english isnt that bad is it?
dbda85 No.2318336
>>2318335
Vomit and start drinking water
Its the best cure
1956c5 No.2318337
>>2318334
not until you start speaking a language that isn't english
1956c5 No.2318339
>>2318336
I don't want to vomit it will hurt
dbda85 No.2318341
>>2318339
Don't be a baby
its nothing
a22c94 No.2318342
>>2318322
I was looking more for a gay edgy tbh, But I am conflicted now. A susuke folder seems like a legit default folder everyone must possess
dbda85 No.2318344
>>2318342
Yeah and I'll make a Naruto folder.
a22c94 No.2318347
>>2318344
This could only go well.
a22c94 No.2318348
b07a48 No.2318349
>>2318337
thats because kyouko is spelt the same in english
but in japanese it has different spellings to tell the characters apart
dbda85 No.2318351
>>2318347
Or extremely poorly.
fe6f34 No.2318352
>>2318349
what about kyoko
b07a48 No.2318353
>>2318352
kyoko is just a shitty romanization like tokyo
ff5176 No.2318354
>>2318349
sometimes they spell it kyoko
dbda85 No.2318355
>>2318350
Then you better start drink water.
fe6f34 No.2318357
>>2318353
is it supposed to be toukyo?
a22c94 No.2318358
>>2318351
nothing personnel kid
a22c94 No.2318359
dbda85 No.2318360
>>2318358
I thought he had cow tits in that picture.
a22c94 No.2318361
brb putting shepards pie on for brekkie
>>2318360
i see what you mean lawl
55ac54 No.2318362
>>2318355
there's none here and i don't feel like going to the store
>>2318356
Americans ruin everything
dbda85 No.2318364
>>2318362
Then you made poor choices.
b07a48 No.2318365
>>2318362
pretty much, british too
they butcher a lot of words
55ac54 No.2318366
>>2318364
I'll water it down with another shot ^^
fe6f34 No.2318367
even though it's winter it's kinda hot
dbda85 No.2318368
>>2318366
You're gonna vomit.
55ac54 No.2318369
>>2318365
how do they fuck it up?
55ac54 No.2318370
>>2318368
but I am almost through the whole 5th
dbda85 No.2318371
>>2318370
Just remember you did this to yourself.
a22c94 No.2318372
Lmao, the nip daring to say shit about the English language. Fucking yellow slant eye fucker.
55ac54 No.2318373
>>2318371
yes, I am scum ><
b07a48 No.2318374
>>2318369
i already mentioned getting rid of the u in words like kyouko and toukyou
and theres tycoon which is actually taikun
theres also words have different meanings in english to what they actually mean
and theres pronunciation too
dbda85 No.2318375
>>2318373
A nasty little kitten.
b07a48 No.2318376
>>2318372
1/3rd of your language is french
55ac54 No.2318379
>>2318374
>>2318374
I had no idea tycoon was a japanese word
>>2318375
yes, disgraceful, unfaithful, scum ;~;
dbda85 No.2318380
>>2318379
Who did you cheat on ?
fe6f34 No.2318382
>>2318381
hewwo ikt... i hope you're up to fun stuffs today
a22c94 No.2318383
>>2318376
and your entire written language is chinese
b07a48 No.2318385
>>2318379
yeah its from 大君 which was a term for shogunate
somehow taikun become tycoon which sound different
>>2318383
only about 80% and its less than that in actual use
your written language is 100% latin though
55ac54 No.2318386
>>2318380
you're mother
I'm sorry son
a22c94 No.2318387
>>2318385
Yes, yes it is. We fucking romans and shit. Must be shit not to have had an empire.
a8076c No.2318388
>>2318385
>your written language is 100% latin though
Wrong. Much of it is Germanic.
English is a trainwreck of a language, really
dbda85 No.2318389
>>2318386
Why is my skin so white ?
55ac54 No.2318390
>>2318385
it sounds super gay when you say japanese words in an english accent but it sounds even gayer when people switch from an english accent to a japanese one in the middle of a sentence
55ac54 No.2318391
>>2318389
I'm half white retard
dbda85 No.2318392
>>2318391
Am I albino dad ?
55ac54 No.2318393
>>2318392
don't ever call me that again
holy shit I feel vile
fe6f34 No.2318394
>>2318391
wtf
im only 1/4th white retard
a22c94 No.2318395
Japanon is just mad white men pillage his wamman and he has become the beta orbitter.
We white chads
a22c94 No.2318396
b07a48 No.2318397
>>2318387
you werent romans at all
>Must be shit not to have had an empire.
you mean the empire that kicked you out of asia several times?
>>2318388
what letters in english arent of latin origin?
>>2318390
i dont even care about accent but theres words like "bokeh" where they just add an extra letter onto it for whatever reason
dbda85 No.2318398
>>2318393
Daddy why are you yelling at me ?
Did I do something wrong ?
a22c94 No.2318400
>>2318397
>implies he had an empire
lmao lying jap
55ac54 No.2318401
>>2318394
and 3/4ths adorable retard <3
a22c94 No.2318402
Around Japs, never relaps
a8076c No.2318403
>>2318397
oh... I'm dumb, thought by language you meant language and not the alphabet in use.
That reminds me, what letters do you use for numbers?
I only know of the Romans and the Arabic ones, so I'm curious if you use something different
55ac54 No.2318404
>>2318397
what is bokeh supposed to be?
>>2318398
that's the most offensive thing you can call a black person.
a22c94 No.2318405
dbda85 No.2318407
>>2318404
But I look just like you
look at my nose and eyes
55ac54 No.2318408
>>2318407
you look like a bitch
dbda85 No.2318410
>>2318408
No I look like disgraceful, unfaithful, scum.
b07a48 No.2318412
>>2318400
What defines an empire?
and if we werent an empire then what did Britain lose to?
>>2318404
its the blur when you take a photo with the camera
>>2318403
he was the one who mentioned kanji so i mentioned latin
>numerals
we use both arabic and chinese
55ac54 No.2318413
>>2318410
it will get better
a22c94 No.2318414
>>2318412
We never lost. Lmao.
55ac54 No.2318415
>>2318412
i've never heard anyone talking about that
dbda85 No.2318416
>>2318413
I hope so
Its your fault for giving me these busted genetics
fe6f34 No.2318417
>>2318412
>>2318414
stop fighting....we Imperialist Nations have to stick together....
a22c94 No.2318418
>>2318417
Fight the common enemy!
b07a48 No.2318419
>>2318414
So what happened to all the territories Britain had in Asia?
>>2318415
its not a common term, just an example
a8076c No.2318420
>>2318409
>60% of posts have contained the words "gay" or "dicks"
Are you horny?
>>2318412
Why is "Financial" and "Normal" so very different? Because the financial sector always wishes to be as obscure as possible so the common people can't figure out anything with ease?
6ec36b No.2318422
>>2318416
half the bottle is gone
this is the most i ever drank without blacking out
does it count if I took a nap and woke up still drunk
a22c94 No.2318423
>>2318419
>>2318417
Apparently, we must ally to fight the common enemy of >>2318421
dbda85 No.2318424
>>2318422
depends on how long you slept
6ec36b No.2318426
>>2318419
they say english is one of the hardest languages to learn for non english speakers
a8076c No.2318428
dbda85 No.2318429
>>2318427
don't think it counts
sorry
b07a48 No.2318430
>>2318420
?
chinese is the official one you will use but in every day use arabic numerals have taken over
>>2318423
second anglo japanese alliance?
>>2318426
its probably a lot easier for someone who speaks a european language than an east asian one
a22c94 No.2318433
>>2318430
We'd fuck 'em up bigly.
6ec36b No.2318434
>>2318429
i keep taking shota but it still feels like it's wearing off
a22c94 No.2318436
>>2318431
I meant, against gay dicks... not against bard umu
6ec36b No.2318437
>>2318430
that's where english started i think
dbda85 No.2318438
>>2318434
Taking shota dick won't help.
fe6f34 No.2318439
>>2318434
taking shota you say
b07a48 No.2318440
>>2318432
?
>>2318433
it worked against germany in the first world war
>>2318437
its a mix of french german and spanish mostly i think
a8076c No.2318442
>>2318430
>?
Two Chinese numeral systems apparently. Or 4, due to Traditional and Simplified
6ec36b No.2318444
>>2318438
shots****
fucking faggot
dbda85 No.2318445
>>2318444
I'm pretty sure you're way more of a faggot than I'll ever been.
b07a48 No.2318446
>>2318442
oh
the normal simplified ones are what we use
didnt know chinese had multiple but it makes sense
6ec36b No.2318448
>>2318440
it's a mess
plus new word meanings get invented everydqay
b07a48 No.2318449
>>2318448
it really is, but we're probably stuck with it if chinese is still around
a22c94 No.2318450
>>2318440
Trully, superior. I am currently enjoying a audiobook on Japanese culture. It is fun.
b07a48 No.2318452
>>2318450
i dont think we really did much other than reclaim a few islands honestly, but it did mean the pacific theatre wasnt a threat
whats the audiobook?
6989fe No.2318453
>>2318443
o genki desu ka?
a8076c No.2318454
>>2318446
To me, those seems the most readable too.
Similar to Roman in quite a few areas
a22c94 No.2318455
>>2318452
>Understanding Japan - A cultural History
6ec36b No.2318456
>>2318449
chinese are about to be running shit
b07a48 No.2318457
>>2318453
はい元気です
>>2318454
theres good things and bad things about them
theyre bad with long numbers like 391,109,581 for example
>>2318455
i see, enjoy
091c0f No.2318460
>>2318457
tell ur people to stop making art that looks funny that i cant read
a22c94 No.2318462
Kittyneko is a darwin orbitter, of course they faggot
a8076c No.2318464
>>2318457
Same issue with roman literals~
>>2318463
an emoticon
b07a48 No.2318465
>>2318460
just learn japanese
>>2318463
what is what?
20ef43 No.2318466
>>2318462
I don't like darwin, though
dbda85 No.2318467
I've gotta check all of Darwins orbiters off my list
b07a48 No.2318468
>>2318464
yeah but as you said theyre good for small numbers
look nicer too
6989fe No.2318469
>>2318464
i know that!
>>2318465
why emoji though
c20a3e No.2318470
>>2318466
I think china is close to fucking their own debt into shit
Future might be be orwellian as fug because company states
20ef43 No.2318473
>>2318470
the future is fucked
dbda85 No.2318474
>>2318472
I didn't actually make one
I can make one at a later date ranking them with pros and cons though
c20a3e No.2318476
>>2318473
Yeah like I couldnt tell you very well who would own stuff, but china is having a debt crisis too and is getting worse!
And y'know, in china they already have a citizen grading system, which is creepy
5ffc5d No.2318477
>>2318474
You'd probably have some funny insights into them.
20ef43 No.2318478
why does everyone in this thread got such a big head when there's no brain in it?
off yourselves
dbda85 No.2318479
>>2318475
Mordin will be at the top of them
Shes the queen bitch
>>2318477
I think so too
I'll do it when I get back in state
I leave on the 7th and come back on the 14th I think
a22c94 No.2318480
Why neko a fucking idiot?
>>2318479
Where you jetting off to?
c20a3e No.2318482
>>2318478
Brains hurt my brains
12f23f No.2318483
>>2318481
goodbye, love
>>2318482
there's probably a pill for that
c20a3e No.2318484
>>2318483
I dont wanna lose my brains!
dbda85 No.2318488
>>2318487
11 hours of flying pretty much because of a lay over in Houston
its gonna suck
I hate flying
a22c94 No.2318489
>>2318488
Man, I thought 9 and a half hours was bad, oof
dbda85 No.2318490
>>2318489
My flight to Maui got delayed for like 15 hours before we even got in the air
FLYING IS SHIT
SHIIIIITTTTTTTTT
c20a3e No.2318491
>>2318486
Im super alive!
When life is all like "you wanna be dead" I'm like "nah"
12f23f No.2318493
>>2318491
i don't wanna be dead i wanna 'nother shot
a22c94 No.2318494
HIT OR MISS?
I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS, HUH?
c20a3e No.2318495
>>2318492
babababababa
>>2318493
So long as you're not trying to take the same shot!
12f23f No.2318496
>>2318495
only got one liqour
c20a3e No.2318498
>>2318496
Life isnt stationary, take a set to the left, or to the right or up or down or that other direction
Watdrinking
c20a3e No.2318499
>>2318497
How goes the nezi?
prettycars
so long as the 370 doesnt have many standard parts
a22c94 No.2318500
6989fe No.2318501
12f23f No.2318502
>>2318498
5th of popov blue label
0e8682 No.2318503
>>2318499
I am quite well, been losing weight this week to get the holiday pounds off, it's working and easy enough.
currently watching a guy rebuild a crashed GT-R that he bought for $20k on Youtube. he honestly didn't have to do much to get it driving, just replace some parts. bad thing is the rear subframe had to be replaced which is a lot more work and money but everything else was simple enough.
a lot of the work he's doing is cosmetic as there's a ton of body damage.
those are my two dream cars
although I'd like to drive a lamborghini or something one day just to see what it's like, but I wouldn't want to own one
too much money, always worried about it, getting fucked on maintenance, not as reliable, etc.
i'd wanna daily a turbo 370z or have a gtr for special occasions
0e8682 No.2318504
having a custom built sleeper that can destroy any supercar is infinitely more appealing to me
a22c94 No.2318505
6989fe No.2318506
>BRZ
>sleeper
>not some old Volvo
yer doing it wrong
12f23f No.2318507
c20a3e No.2318508
>>2318503
I am 2skin
Ive been to a few car shows and there was one down the road for new years, didnt take my camera but was cool, the R35 club was there!
>>2318506
>not some old Volvo
Hahaha this
12f23f No.2318509
scoots what do you think about what's happening where you live lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOOcS1S0L8k
b07a48 No.2318510
>>2318509
can you actually understand what they say?
4b2a09 No.2318512
>>2318510
it's a jamaican accent mixed with a uk one
and they use most of the same slang mixed with uk slang
it's pretty easy to understand
b07a48 No.2318514
>>2318512
i can barely make out the sounds let alone the actual words and meanings
maybe im just dumb
dbda85 No.2318515
>>2318510
Thats the rapper known as KSI
You may have heard about him
He fought Logan Paul
b07a48 No.2318516
>>2318515
i know about logan paul i think
hes the guy who did the video in the forest
a28ca1 No.2318517
>>2318514
it's a mess of language anyways
people can't really get black slang in america to begin with
b07a48 No.2318518
>>2318517
you just said it was easy
dbda85 No.2318519
>>2318516
Yeah he filmed the dead body and showed it to a bunch of 10 year old.
a28ca1 No.2318520
>>2318518
it's easy for me
though i had to do a bit of research
b07a48 No.2318521
>>2318519
yes thats one by fuji
>>2318520
oh youre black i forget
a28ca1 No.2318522
>>2318521
most people don't
6989fe No.2318523
>>2318517
wtf is this vampire-takagi?
dbda85 No.2318524
>>2318521
And he got away with it too
2c9919 No.2318525
b07a48 No.2318526
>>2318522
its not like it matters for me, calling you a nigger on the internet wont accomplish anything
>>2318524
why wouldnt he
6989fe No.2318527
>>2318525
lmao that synopsis
dbda85 No.2318528
>>2318526
I think youtube took his ads away though
b8d431 No.2318529
>>2318511
Well she didn't say "no".
dbda85 No.2318530
>>2318529
Unless she woke up for a second
2c9919 No.2318531
>>2318526
say it to my face and see what happens
>>2318527
that was the last chapter i read
I should cap more i like that folder
fe6f34 No.2318532
tried to sleep for the past hour or so and couldnt
also it's hot
i wonder why it;s so hot
b07a48 No.2318533
>>2318528
more money for them makes sense
a22c94 No.2318534
>>2318509
Huh, im not far from there funny enough.
dbda85 No.2318535
>>2318533
I don't think they get any money out of turning his adds off.
2c9919 No.2318536
>>2318534
ilove their production
rap in your country is so much better than ours
b07a48 No.2318537
>>2318531
id honestly do it in japan because its worth getting punched in the face for someone to end up deported
>>2318535
why would they do that and not just prevent him from receiving money
91cffa No.2318538
>>2318537
i don't wann get kicked outta japan
i'm just waiting til they allow weed
dbda85 No.2318539
>>2318537
Because youtube has been losing people that want to play adds on their platform
It was a big talking point
thats part of the reason youtubers don't make as much money anymore
fe6f34 No.2318540
me at the zoo, looking at the cute big catgirls
91cffa No.2318541
>>2318540
only catbois here
b07a48 No.2318542
>>2318538
so you wouldnt do anything if i said it to you in person
>i'm just waiting til they allow weed
thats never going to happen
>>2318539
if theyre losing money from people not playing ads removing them will only worse it
fe6f34 No.2318543
>>2318542
did you learn Judo in elementary school?
dbda85 No.2318544
>>2318542
no because the companies care whos videos their product show up on
b07a48 No.2318545
>>2318543
no
>>2318544
why would they care
247246 No.2318546
>>2318542
i'd have o make sure i wouldn't get caught
b07a48 No.2318547
>>2318546
they do tests at the airport and if they detect anything they arrest you/deport you
dbda85 No.2318548
>>2318545
It makes them look bad
Coke ads on an isis video doesn't look good
fe6f34 No.2318549
>>2318547
>they drug test you at airports
i thought it was japan not north korea
b07a48 No.2318550
>>2318549
are drug tests not a thing in america?
>>2318548
who sees an advert placed on something bad and then thinks the company is bad
a22c94 No.2318551
>>2318536
Its a split, really imo
247246 No.2318552
>>2318547
no i meant for punching you
i'm not shoving anything up my ass
dbda85 No.2318553
>>2318550
That doesn't really matter because thats how the company sees it.
b07a48 No.2318554
>>2318552
you know i can just report the crime?
and you dont have to any drugs on you if they test you and you have anything in your system they will arrest/deport you
>>2318553
are those companies run by morons or something?
247246 No.2318555
>>2318551
somre of them are moving on from the hood shit to pop shit which is garbage but at least they are getting out of the hood shit
fe6f34 No.2318556
>>2318550
yeah if you're a fuckin prisoner
you don't just get drug tested in america for walking around or going to the airport
actually unless you're applying for a high paying job or an active athlete youll probably never get tested
247246 No.2318558
>>2318554
>>2318554
>>2318554
>you have anything in your system
looks like I'm not going to japan for a while then
b07a48 No.2318559
>>2318556
why does it bother you, its a 5 minute test they do on anyone who looks suspicious
it reduces the amount of bad people entering japan so its a good thing
>>2318558
good
247246 No.2318560
>>2318559
just hurt my feelings
fe6f34 No.2318561
>>2318559
Here in the civilized part of the world, it's a violation of your civil rights for anybody to force test your body to find out what's in it
what I put in my body is my choice and any governing body that chooses to try to find out what that is is quite frankly as far as I'm concerned a dictatorship
Not like it effects me, because i don't live in Japan, but I'm glad i dont have to deal with that oppression here in the first world
b07a48 No.2318562
>>2318560
good
>>2318561
except that happens in america too
you just breathe into a thing and they see if you have any drugs in your system
>what I put in my body is my choice and any governing body that chooses to try to find out what that is is quite frankly as far as I'm concerned a dictatorship
So what if it's your choice it is still a crime?
Testing for illegal substances is dictatorship?
Are you retarded?
Is Alcohol breath testing dictatorship, because I am pretty sure most first world countries do it.
>but I'm glad i dont have to deal with that oppression here in the first world
yeah japan sucks i hate being oppressed by having police actually attempt to catch criminals
Do you not even realise the irony in what you're saying in that America has the biggest national spying agency and spies on it's citizens in the name of public security, which is just what this is but replace spying with getting you to do a breath test.
a22c94 No.2318563
Japan has always been bi-polar about "outsiders", just in their nature innit.
fe6f34 No.2318566
>>2318562
That thing is a breathatlyzer, and in america only people who have been indicted on alcohol crimes have to use them
if I wanted to go to my local airport, book a flight a few states over, get a drink at a bar, book a flight back and fly back, I legally could as long as my blood alcohol content was below a certain level, and as long as I was presenting myself in a socially acceptable way, I would never at any point during the booking or flight process, be tested for drugs in my system
It's legal to be under the influence of a certain amount of alcohol in america, and unless you're presenting probably cause, a police officer or drug testing agent from some sort of drug department has no rights to test you
Testing for illegal substances without legal cause is not literal dictatorship, but is not legal and is authority forcing itself in the American Legal System
now, please don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that certain illegal substances should be legal
if Probably cause is presented, if the person is publicly intoxicated or if they have a criminal history, if they are in a high risk position such as that of an athlete or certain jobs, sure they deserve to be tested
nor am I saying Japan should change what they're doing
but here in America your average everyday citizen would not have to worry about getting drug tested
There are plenty of other things wrong with america that you can segment over to, I have no interest in arguing these matters because I probably disagree with them too
247246 No.2318567
>>2318565
why don't you want me there?
b07a48 No.2318568
>>2318566
>>2318566
>That thing is a breathatlyzer, and in america only people who have been indicted on alcohol crimes have to use them
i cant find anything about that
>if I wanted to go to my local airport, book a flight a few states over, get a drink at a bar, book a flight back and fly back, I legally could as long as my blood alcohol content was below a certain level, and as long as I was presenting myself in a socially acceptable way, I would never at any point during the booking or flight process, be tested for drugs in my system
correct because alcohol isnt illegal and its only illegal to do certain actions under a certain amount of it
marijuana is illegal in any amount thats detectable
>It's legal to be under the influence of a certain amount of alcohol in america
correct
>and unless you're presenting probably cause, a police officer or drug testing agent from some sort of drug department has no rights to test you
they cant test you unless they think you are guilty correct?
thats how it works in most places, i dont see how this changes anything
>Testing for illegal substances without legal cause is not literal dictatorship, but is not legal and is authority forcing itself in the American Legal System
and what is legal cause?
im pretty sure border security is a legal cause and is one of the reasons for security scans at airports
> if Probably cause is presented, if the person is publicly intoxicated or if they have a criminal history, if they are in a high risk position such as that of an athlete or certain jobs, sure they deserve to be tested
and the police cant just come to my house and test me for drugs either, but at an airport random testing is done for multiple things by most countries
>but here in America your average everyday citizen would not have to worry about getting drug tested
same here, the only time you do is at an airport and it should be obvious why, even then its not for everyone just people they believe are likely to be using drugs, mostly people coming from korea/china as thats where most drugs are smuggled from
>>2318567
i dont want any gaijin here
760c7f No.2318569
>>2318568
i will behave though
b07a48 No.2318570
>>2318569
thats what everyone else says
f3bdb5 No.2318571
just lurking for now and spying on bard like I always do~
fe6f34 No.2318572
>>2318568
i've never done any international flights so I don't know how it is the world over
I can say from personal experience that in country flights in america don't require drug tests
in all fairness, it would be much more feasible for an isolationist island nation like japan than a mainland focused on immigration like america
760c7f No.2318573
>>2318570
the way i act irl is very different from here
>>2318571
bard is so cute
dbda85 No.2318574
America was pretty isolationist before the wars
dbda85 No.2318575
Also how does Japan have a plummeting birth rate when it has more females than males ?
fe6f34 No.2318576
>>2318574
for what we were founded on there is a surprisingly large portion of the population that seems to really be against immigration and would gladly be one too
even today it's not hard to find
a22c94 No.2318577
b8d431 No.2318578
>>2318574
Who knew being The World Police meant letting the world in... so strange.
dbda85 No.2318579
>>2318576
Open boards is a dumb idea
Processed immigration is fine
b07a48 No.2318580
>>2318572
Because they're local flights...
>>2318573
that isnt making me hopeful
>>2318574
thats what they claim but the US had a lot of involvement in things like the Chinese civil war, russian revolution
and were directly involved in the phillipines war, mexican war, banana war
>>2318575
every 1st world country has poor birth rates, our birth rate is close to the same as the european unions average, they just pump up the numbers by importing immigrants
dbda85 No.2318582
>>2318578
we should be more like hungary
>>2318580
You have more people currently dying than are being born
f3bdb5 No.2318583
>>2318573
bard is a meanie too
209a78 No.2318584
why are there so many posts in the past hour
stop posting you niggers so I can watch everything that happens with literally negative effort
9893fb No.2318585
fe6f34 No.2318586
>>2318585
hewwo
>>2318584
it's cause i'm here......
a22c94 No.2318587
b52ed6 No.2318588
>>2318580
don't stereotype me please
>>2318583
why?
b07a48 No.2318589
>>2318582
you do in most western countries too
209a78 No.2318590
>>2318586
how horrifying and/or gay
dbda85 No.2318591
>>2318589
Being on fire and saying everyone else is on fire too doesn't make it okay that you're on fire.
b8d431 No.2318592
>>2318582
No thanks, I'm full.
dbda85 No.2318593
>>2318592
The EU army will be the 4th reich.
fe6f34 No.2318594
>>2318589
we could do with a couple generations of declining birthrate here in america
9893fb No.2318595
b07a48 No.2318596
>>2318591
that implies a population decline is a bad thing and not a thing that would eventually have to happen, we cant keep exponentially increasing our population
b8d431 No.2318597
>>2318593
What language should the United States of Europe speak? My vote 's for English, but that's a given.
a8076c No.2318599
>>2318597
German or French. Why English? There's not even a native English-speaking country in the EU, dummy
b8d431 No.2318600
>>2318599
>says the Dane, in English
9893fb No.2318601
>>2318598
idk that's what you did to me last night.
dbda85 No.2318602
>>2318596
Then why is your government trying to increase birth rates ?
>>2318597
The us army won't be apart of it though
they said they need it to protect themselves from us
b8d431 No.2318603
United States of Asia when?
9893fb No.2318604
I'd be down for a cute asian gf
b8d431 No.2318605
>>2318602
Well they aren't wrong, are they?
fe6f34 No.2318606
>>2318601
i dont remember sorry
i always post an image
dbda85 No.2318607
>>2318605
Why would we attack white people ?
Germany
Its always Germany
a8076c No.2318608
9893fb No.2318609
>>2318606
still rude tho.
what's up?
b8d431 No.2318611
>>2318607
>Europe
>White
Pick one.
>>2318608
Ah, right. In fact both yours and Archives comments have reminded me now: it'll be Arabic.
b07a48 No.2318612
>>2318600
>メキシコ人は言う通り
>>2318602
economy
>>2318603
never because of america,八紘一宇
fe6f34 No.2318613
>>2318609
i ruined my sleep schedule and slept from like 10 to 2 and its been super hot and ive been burning up all night
i tried to sleep again from a little before 6 to a little after 7 but its not working out for me
im thinking maybe i will splurge today and get mgdonals its been a while
what are you doing today?
a8076c No.2318614
>>2318611
Your post even contains lots of arabic
a22c94 No.2318615
Gimme mail order japan bride.
So I can be lazy and get succ.
dbda85 No.2318616
>>2318611
The grand Muslim armies of Europe
dbda85 No.2318617
I wanna crush some libtard boipussy with my conservocock
9893fb No.2318619
>>2318613
>dollar menu
>splurging
oh ur cute.
I have work in a bit, but I have leftovers to bring in for lunch so I'm excited for that. Waiting for my strawberry seeds to come in the mail so I can start germinating. Seeing about this storm coming in to see if I'm working on my days off or if I'm chillin with people. hbu?
a22c94 No.2318620
I am an unironic commie. Come at me.
9893fb No.2318621
I'm hoping my coworker wants to smash my boipucci after work tonight tbh
fe6f34 No.2318622
>>2318619
.....save me some strawbs....................
9893fb No.2318624
>>2318622
Well, I got a day neutral variety so I'm hoping to have a few harvests. I'm so excited to try these and I wonder if it'll just smell like strawberries in my room ^~^ A couple more weeks and I should get my first spurt of wax beans too
fe6f34 No.2318625
>>2318624
i have this weird imagination that you live in like a new york style city and you grow all these up on your rooftop like some old black gramma
9893fb No.2318626
>>2318625
nah man. indoor hydroponics. I don't have to get dirty and I don't have to be in the sun so it's a win win.
fe6f34 No.2318627
>>2318626
damn dude you ever fuck wit dro?
b8d431 No.2318629
>>2318612
>メキシコ人
Okay Tsuchi.
>>2318614
Eh?
>>2318616
Well at least then they'd actually win wars.
078c9e No.2318630
>>2318255
so WTF happened with Bleach?
dbda85 No.2318631
>>2318629
Provided the EU doesn't fall apart
f3bdb5 No.2318632
>>2318588
she stopped being my friend when I talked to her ex
b07a48 No.2318634
>>2318629
おやすみ黒んぼニガー
>>2318588
i didnt see this
i stereotype everyone
9893fb No.2318636
>>2318627
dont call me that
and yeah, me and my exgf's fam did 17 plants a couple summers ago. It was cool but like trimming the bud ruined it for me so I stick with edible plants now. You're literally the zillionth person to assume I grow weed because 'hydroponic' keyword. tsk tsk
>>2318628
Nah he has a gf so I'm a dirty secret (as usual)
f3bdb5 No.2318637
fe6f34 No.2318639
>>2318636
sorry idk how to talk to cute girls
9893fb No.2318640
>>2318638
I always sucky him xd
for someone who lives off of beer his jizz is wicked sweet and tasty.
>>2318639
I wish I was cute.
b8d431 No.2318641
>>2318634
おやすみなさい.
No idea what 黒んぼ is.
f3bdb5 No.2318642
b8d431 No.2318643
>>2318642
Blood-chan go home.
b07a48 No.2318644
>>2318642
stop using google translate
dbda85 No.2318645
Sometimes I just wanna suck Blood-chans fat hairy cock.
a22c94 No.2318646
ae6e09 No.2318647
>>2318634
pretty rude cunt
9893fb No.2318648
>>2318646
don't laugh! I was genuinely surprised it wasn't disgusting okay?
9893fb No.2318649
I wonder if I keep subtly trying to feed him pineapple stuff today he'd get the hint.
a22c94 No.2318650
>>2318648
>>2318649
How do you subtly feed pineapple?
f3bdb5 No.2318651
>>2318643
v_v
>>2318644
gomen nasai
>>2318645
no its mine....
dbda85 No.2318652
>>2318651
Thats just nothing but greedy.
b07a48 No.2318653
6989fe No.2318654
9893fb No.2318656
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2318650
it would be less subtle and more coy I believe.
i mean I could feed him some like how he spoon fed me some of his blizzard last week. pic related
a22c94 No.2318657
>>2318656
LMAO, so forceful?
9893fb No.2318658
>>2318657
he was trying to do it quick cause we were like at work and quick translated into 2deep haha it was funny
f3bdb5 No.2318659
>>2318652
only my boyfriend is allowed to suck it...
>>2318653
i want to learn to read and write jap but I have no motivation :<
a22c94 No.2318660
dbda85 No.2318662
>>2318659
He sounds like a faggot.
209a78 No.2318666
Bard why DO you keep posting brazillian anime thots?
fe6f34 No.2318667
>>2318666
because brasil strong
7e1994 No.2318668
>>2318663
Poor Satan, really.
That's how you find out solitude is a punishment, though.
a22c94 No.2318669
fe6f34 No.2318670
>>2318669
.........don't make me destroy you........
209a78 No.2318671
>>2318667
Brasil is for DICK
a22c94 No.2318672
a8076c No.2318673
>>2318671
And that's why he post brazilian thots of course!
f3bdb5 No.2318675
>>2318662
but i'm the sub, so....
>>2318663
Hail Lord Satan and ALL his glory!
>>2318666
>666
hail lord satan
dbda85 No.2318679
>>2318678
I wanted to take your anal virginity.....
f3bdb5 No.2318680
>>2318679
no one is entering there
f3bdb5 No.2318682
Naruto's Shadow Clone Shurikin Jutsu is overpowered and broken
He can make 2000 of them in an instant. No one can survive that shit
f3bdb5 No.2318683
>>2318681
why? do you want dibs?
7e1994 No.2318684
a22c94 No.2318685
>>2318682
A what? Do you mean his Wind Style - Rasengan Shuriken?
209a78 No.2318686
7e1994 No.2318687
>>2318682
Never watched Naruto Or Boruto, for that matter, but that fight just looks damn great.
a8076c No.2318689
dbda85 No.2318691
>>2318683
Yeah i'm calling dibs
f528bd No.2318712