0ecdb0 No.2304713
OFFICIAL PONY THREAD. THIS IS THE OFFICIAL PONY THREAD; IF YOU FIND ANOTHER THREAD, REDIRECT THEM HERE!
(If there are multiple threads, the older thread should ideally become the 'go to' thread, unless another thread is more active.)
Everypony equal. Everypony Loved. You don’t have to have a tripcode to be a brony, it’s just for fun.Due to complaints, the links have been removed from the OP copypasta, but a brony will always be ready to help anypony who asks!
Love, Tolerance, Friendship, and Kindness are the most important things a brony can have, let’s spread some joy and post some ponies"
0ecdb0 No.2304714
eb1d35 No.2304715
>>2304714
rifk that was 11 years ago
christ
1e1d0f No.2304717
>>2304710
LA is a major population center that was built up in a valley on a coast with mountains at their back, their geography exacerbates local particulate emissions- Industrial centers in WWII Japan with similar geography took advantage of this and burned huge fires to collect a cloud of black smoke of the cities and make strategic bombing more difficult. Policy unique to the problems of LA shouldn't affect some schlub out on the great plains. Moreover, I'm not even particularly concerned about those future LA generations, it would be hypocritical. People suffer and die all over the world for shitty reasons or sometimes no reason at all but clearly neither of us are really broken up and losing sleep over it- And say even if you were, you can't save everyone; even in some utopian paradise there's still gonna be the clumsy fuck who has a stroke in the shower, hits his head and spends the next three hours in convulsing agony as he bleeds out, a meaningless tragedy. I don't bullshit myself into some self-righteous cause about how his doctor should be brought to justice, or the shower company imprisoned for negligently not making their faucets impact proof enough.
I think the government needs to isolate and localize American commerce, a caveat being this would halt a fair amount of container ship traffic would be curbed and the newest of those fuckers from China will burn straight crude oil on international waters because they can. The question of environmental protection locally would need to come in answering the question of power production first.
0ecdb0 No.2304718
>>2304717
fuck if I know the math... all I know is I would like smart people to make at least my lifetime, and the lifetimes of the people I love, as decent as possible. we all have a limit on our extended circle of things we give a fuck about that aren't us.
what benefits do you get from America localizing and isolating its commerce?
7e2892 No.2304719
1e1d0f No.2304720
>>2304718
Would nix container ship traffic from China and last I checked we were their biggest trading partner, container ships are polluting sons of bitches that don't even try at emissions control like the modern car does with catalytic converters, exhaust gas re circulation, charcoal canisters and fuel tank vapor catches. Would stress the long haul trucking industry less, egregious for their overworking of employees and their diesel engines are bad on NOx emissions. Localizing business would necessitate busting bigger companies, ideally into things like what formed their conglomerate in the first place, more diversity of marketplace options and competition within the same field, would ideally promote a more horizontal sprawl and dodge the problems of major population center congestion and promote infrastructure upkeep. Smaller communities tend to more accountable to their peers, bosses might be less inclined to stiff employees if you have to actually see people you work with on a semi regular basis. Smaller businesses in my experience value long term employees more so might be willing to train employees for skilled positions if it inspires a long tenure from the employee. Isolation (not sending work out of the country) would ideally promote economic growth if the prospect of cheap labor on the bottom line wasn't an option. Could inspire more innovation through rivalrous competition with companies that were once part of the same conglomerate, but that's more speculative than every other part of this.
4f2974 No.2304721
Great I was too lazy to make a thread and some actual faggot made a pony thread.
0ecdb0 No.2304723
>>2304720
>Localizing business would necessitate busting bigger companies, ideally into things like what formed their conglomerate in the first place, more diversity of marketplace options and competition within the same field, would ideally promote a more horizontal sprawl and dodge the problems of major population center congestion and promote infrastructure upkeep.
yea because capitalism is about giving other people the opportunity to compete with you.
>Smaller communities tend to more accountable to their peers, bosses might be less inclined to stiff employees if you have to actually see people you work with on a semi regular basis. Smaller businesses in my experience value long term employees more so might be willing to train employees for skilled positions if it inspires a long tenure from the employee.
fast-forward a decade, and suddenly businesses grow, and buy other businesses. and then you have to reset all over again.
and besides, why do you care about randos prosperity?
fd12dc No.2304724
>>2304711
I mean yeah
But normally it's at least a step above kanra and whats-his-fuck arguing
1e1d0f No.2304725
>>2304723
In the 60s Pontiac phoned up Chrysler and asked if they could borrow some engineers from their 426 Hemi program to make a hemispherical headed engine of their own despite being in competition with each other in every way you could imagine and the 426 Hemi was Chrysler's hot new NASCAR engine, a racing series Pontiac was also involved in and Chrysler sent six or so of the engineers over and helped Pontiac do exactly what they asked. Guys didn't just give them an opportunity they flat helped helped them compete.
Limit business sizes, cap business acquisition or mergers under trust-busting laws, overturn the supreme court ruling of corporations have legal standing as a person. Ain't perfect.
I could use some good competition one of these days.
1e1d0f No.2304726
>>2304724
Yeah, that whats his fuck guy- Fuck him.
0ecdb0 No.2304727
>>2304725
oh wow, an anecdote of random engineers from competing companies working together
it's almost like capitalism doesn't reward ruthless predatory behaviour and monopolies aren't always just around the corner
people can order from rando pizza places, but Dominos is objectively cheaper with more variety.
0ecdb0 No.2304728
there's room in the world for all sorts of sizes of businesses. I don't know if you can say localizing all American businesses or making them all smaller is even a good general philosophy. seems like a problem complex enough that each case would depend on a whole lotta context and goals.
0ecdb0 No.2304729
and on that note, I'm gonna try and sleep a few hours. maybe four. I like it when things are still quiet in the morning.
7e2892 No.2304730
If you have an essay-style debate on here about history, then I hate to tell you this but you have god damn autism
1e1d0f No.2304731
>>2304727
Automotive field wasn't a monopoly then, isn't now, hell- Pre 1960s there was a monopoly of the highest magnitude because General Motors made 95% of the cars on planet Earth and was brought low by competition of other Detroit brands.
1e1d0f No.2304732
>>2304730
Boredom does strange things to people.
35fe88 No.2304734
How's your weekend going, fellas?
I need to leave sometime soon to go Christmas shopping but I'll be back later to chat.
Sorry if you don't recognize or remember me.
c23087 No.2304735
File: 89e1ede749c92e2⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 1.01 MB, 406x720, 203:360, Nyannyan cosplay Hit or mi….mp4)
Just found the cure for cancer
c23087 No.2304741
>>2304740
are you my master?
ff0ee8 No.2304742
>>2304741
that is your master
suck their dick
c23087 No.2304743
>>2304742
...are you talking about yourself?
You're not my master... what...
c23087 No.2304745
>>2304744
that's good eating
c23087 No.2304746
imagine being so cute in the face that guys are scared to talk to you... and when they do talk they only want to get inside your pants.
life is suffering
6d71a0 No.2304747
>>2304745
I've never had one.
c23087 No.2304748
>>2304747
>4747
Me either....
c23087 No.2304750
>>2304749
maybe we're in the wrong thread
wanna cyber?
6d71a0 No.2304751
>>2304750
can't. fighting with my gf at the moment. she's being a girl.
c23087 No.2304752
>>2304751
girls are so annoying
i'll bbl then...
ff0ee8 No.2304756
c23087 No.2304759
>>2304753
three hours and I finally came...
6d71a0 No.2304760
>>2304759
ded tread. you should have posted it
353225 No.2304765
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DADDY'S DRUNK
I wnet to my family's
Had a christmas meal, they made me 3 Turbo Pimms, a cocktail of rum pimms, lemondade and juice.
DADDY'S HERE
Left that place, went to a bar, drank 3 jagerbombs and two double bacardis and coke.
SCANIMUS NOW
Now I'm drinking the alcohol that I left myself, four cans of cider. Shit is gonna get hot.
IT BEGINS
What you gonna do at Christmas? I got fucking drunk and rekt.
c23087 No.2304766
>>2304760
mh.. posted what?
>>2304761
>
>>2304762
maybe we are in the wrong thread
353225 No.2304767
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>>2304764
Raccoon. I give my d20 to you, may it help you on your glorious attempt to beat life with a scak of soap.
edaf77 No.2304768
>>2304767
Thank you, even if it was a failure of a roll. For Christmas I'll be spending it with family, humoring the little kids about Santa being real. Pretty boring all around. Feeling more hopeless by the minute.
353225 No.2304769
| Rolled 15 (1d20) |
>>2304768
Ask for booze from your fam- never mind you're not allowed booze. Fuck.
I could go crazy and tell you cryptic clues to success. But I would need to drink more. I will help you more than God ever did.
6d71a0 No.2304770
>>2304766
you said you came.
edaf77 No.2304771
>>2304769
You certainly seem in a mood tonight. Next week I'm switching to new meds, let's hope they'll allow me to get drunk.
353225 No.2304772
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>>2304771
I talked to a guy who was a total Gamer, told me he was 2nd in the Leaderboard of GTA4. Blown me away, he offered me drinks.
edaf77 No.2304773
>>2304772
Does it come easy to you to make friends out of strangers?
353225 No.2304774
1. 2, 3, 4,
SCANNER IS NOW ON THE FLOOR
5, 6, 7, 8
Hue and cry and masturbate
353225 No.2304775
>>2304773
Yes. People just wanna spew their passions, I'm always a guy who listens.
edaf77 No.2304776
>>2304775
That's super enviable.
a86121 No.2304778
Spew your passion into me.
353225 No.2304779
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>>2304776
For you. I never really had a comfort zone.
You don't get drunk in random places and talk to random people.
If you were born british, you wouldn't envy me.
edaf77 No.2304781
>>2304779
Yes, I think that's what enviable means, you having properties I don't.
c8ba93 No.2304782
353225 No.2304783
>>2304781
I'll help you. You will regret it.
You must know that everyone is a vessel.
A vessel of past wants, future needs, familial present and blood bound madness.
Meaning is a sweater you knit yourself.
Want me to post more?
edaf77 No.2304785
>>2304783
I sure like you posting.
c8ba93 No.2304786
>>2304785
have you petted a racoon before?
353225 No.2304787
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>>2304784
I hope you're holding my beer otherwise I'd drink it.
My avatar is stored passion.
A link to a sound of a videogame no one has heard.
I'm drinking more, want me to continue?
edaf77 No.2304788
>>2304786
No, they don't exist in my country.
353225 No.2304789
>>2304785
You're deadlocked in a nightmare.
Trust me, it can get so much worse.
Never take your computer for granted. It's how your professionals get their shit to fix you.
What is the secret of NIMH. National something mental health.
353225 No.2304791
>>2304790
I sexted someone that I fucked them with a drilldo. They thought I was raping them with a drill.
Never gonna live that down.
edaf77 No.2304793
>>2304789
You're so right.
NIMH is an animated film.
a86121 No.2304794
My grandmother on both sides had pet raccoons.
Fun little critters. Loved going to see them.
4f2974 No.2304795
*insert raccoon eating grapes here*
c8ba93 No.2304796
>>2304788
really? that's no fair
edaf77 No.2304797
I love grapes
>>2304796
Yeah, it's one of the greatest injustices.
4f2974 No.2304798
>>2304797
You've seen the video right?
353225 No.2304799
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>>2304793
Oh, didn't know that. My mate was a nurse, and googled that shit. Thought it meant some sort of mental health support thing.
I''m not the herald of truth.
I'm nobody in particular.
4f2974 No.2304802
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what i imagine raccoon eating grapes to look like
edaf77 No.2304803
>>2304799
Yes, I think the mental health institution is part of the film! I haven't seen it.
I'm less than nobody.
edaf77 No.2304804
>>2304802
what a well behaved boy
4f2974 No.2304805
>>2304804
He just wants more sweet juice poppers
6d71a0 No.2304807
>>2304791
KEK. Now you could send that to them and tell them to "be quiet" otherwise you'll really do it. And then laugh after that... and say "IM JUST FUCKIN WIT YOU FUCK NUT."
Then play some ICP.
c23087 No.2304809
>>2304808
i see your'e having fun with your little friends
353225 No.2304810
>>2304803
If you're less than nobody you best own it.
How can I take your weakness and turn it into a strength?
Blood is worth more than silver.
Your suffering will pave a way to enlightenment. You will be above those who haven't felt the same shame as you.
I'mma sip more because I ain't a professional, if you take my advice seriously then you would be a fool
4f2974 No.2304811
>>2304809
*incomprehensible barking*
353225 No.2304812
>>2304807
Saved the image, will show it to my ex.
We cybered about a drill, and I think she'll hate me for it. Or laugh, it depends.
edaf77 No.2304813
>>2304810
Do you really believe in karma? That one bad turn is equalized with a good one?
c23087 No.2304814
>>2304811
-puts a comfy collar around your throat and pets-
um.. is it weird that I know what my dogs are telling me?
c8ba93 No.2304815
>>2304814
what is that show about
353225 No.2304817
>>2304813
No. But I know evil can't win because evil cunts make shit story tellers.
I got robbed of £7000
Translate that to the other side
I took £7000 from a guy to gamble so I can pay for my dad's hospitalisation.
I got shit kicekd out of me but I don't believe in karma.
I believe in meritocracy.
4f2974 No.2304818
>>2304814
He does not like being forced to wear ATTIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
also i dont know what you mean about your dogs, what?
edaf77 No.2304819
>>2304817
Yeah, I think you're onto it.
353225 No.2304820
>>2304813
I believe in meritocracy.
I can turn a thread into a jumper.
I can turn a story to a way of life.
I can turn a drink into a drunk.
353225 No.2304821
>>2304819
You suffer, but don't you have more stories?
edaf77 No.2304822
>>2304821
I don't know. Suffering isn't always noble. Sometimes you have it coming, so sharing it doesn't make you look good.
353225 No.2304824
>>2304822
It's how you share it that makes it look good.
Being noble is just another way of people taking the piss out of you.
Who are we?
c8ba93 No.2304825
>>2304823
ugh robot anime are so gay
4f2974 No.2304827
>>2304823
that looks mediocre and boring
c23087 No.2304828
>>2304818
-sadly takes collar off- v_v
uhm.. Like when my dogs bark at me I understand what they're saying
353225 No.2304829
>>2304828
YO! HOW YOU DOING! I'M STUCK HERE WITH A BUNCH OF CUNTS! BRING ME WITH YOU!
c23087 No.2304830
>>2304827
>whoreslaughing.png
4f2974 No.2304832
>>2304828
they don't say a lot, it's normally easy to tell what an animal is trying to communicate by its body language and how it acts and looks at you
and yes good, remove your tools of imprisonment i am not your slave bark bark
c23087 No.2304833
>>2304829
but i'm staying here :<
My mom got uhm... Pina Calata? Is it good?
353225 No.2304834
>>2304833
Do you like pinapple?
4f2974 No.2304835
>>2304833
why even drink it if its not alcoholic, pineapple and coconut is a shitty combination that only masochistic people enjoy
353225 No.2304836
>>2304831
Own your suffering.
Make it into a weapon.
A sharp steel wit.
Unlesws you want to pledge allegience with me, then we could burn everything we touch.
My god, I'm drunk, I hope I'm saying the right things.
c23087 No.2304837
>>2304832
My dumb mom would keep our dogs chained up to the radiator when I was a kid and I would always release them. My mom beat me so badly but I didn't care. The dogs would cry and howl because they wanted to run around. Then finally I got older and my mom couldn't beat me anymore
>>2304834
no I don't like pineapple...
I love pineapple
>>2304835
doesn't it taste good tnough?
edaf77 No.2304838
>>2304836
Yes, I hope I'm not spoiling your mood.
4f2974 No.2304839
>>2304837
sounds very troubling, im sure you would be right at home running around on all fours with them
353225 No.2304840
>>2304837
You will love this drink.
>>2304838
No, you're the anchor of my silliness.
I'll bring the party to you.
edaf77 No.2304841
What should I order to eat?
c8ba93 No.2304842
I can't stand people who lock their pets in a cage all day when no one is around
c23087 No.2304845
>>2304839
My mom chained the dogs because my dad pretended to be allergic to them the fucking idiot.
Yeah I used to play with them all day when I got out of school. I still do ><
>>2304840
I'm scared... I'm going to ask my mom for a sip...
>>2304841
hmmm.... -puts my collar around your throat- miiine~
edaf77 No.2304846
>>2304844
Not a problem.
>>2304845
I don't mind dick gags with my pal, but you can back off.
4f2974 No.2304847
>>2304845
STOP TRYING TO PUT COLLARS ON FURRIES ITS NOT NICE
c8ba93 No.2304848
c23087 No.2304849
>>2304846
noooo you're too cute... ><
I want you as my pet
>>2304847
*sops*
she's really cute...
>>2304848
no, you're a cat...
cats don't wear collars
4f2974 No.2304850
>>2304849
Martin is a MALE
he has a PENIS
353225 No.2304853
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>>2304845
She'll say it is lovely. Ask yourr mum about Turbo Pimms, and ask if she could make it for you.
>>2304846
I would snog you, if we met.
You're so precious. Never got drunk, you ever lost your virginity?
353225 No.2304855
Not sure you'd find a collar for me. A scart cable would suit me.
353225 No.2304856
>>2304854
It's over rated.
You could fuck me if you needed to.
Get it over and done with.
c23087 No.2304857
>>2304850
even better~
>>2304851
;__;
fine..
-takes off collar...-
>>2304852
Lol why?
>>2304853
my mom doesn't do fancy stuff like that lol
I should make it for her though :thinking:
>>2304855
>_<
c8ba93 No.2304858
>>2304857
um, cause they like them
edaf77 No.2304859
>>2304856
Thank you, but don't you think it's better if there's romance first?
4f2974 No.2304860
>>2304857
you make it really hard to feel bad about your dogs attacking you
353225 No.2304861
>>2304857
Just add random shit to Pimms.
Gin, rum, whatever your poison.
Mix it with lemonadee.
353225 No.2304862
>>2304859
No romance in sex, it's just an urge.
Romance comes after.
edaf77 No.2304863
>>2304862
Well that's just a bummer.
353225 No.2304864
4f2974 No.2304865
>>2304863
Sex does not play any major role in your life. It's only practical purpose is reproduction, having sex with a partner is just like anything else you do with them, it's about finding out what's enjoyable between the two of you and how to express it with each other.
353225 No.2304866
>>2304863
>>2304863
Follow my advice and you're doomed.
353225 No.2304867
4f2974 No.2304868
hello welcome to scanner drunk hour and blood-chan awkwardly flirting with furries
edaf77 No.2304869
>>2304865
You're agreeing with me then, it should be something you do with your partner, not something you seek out with any stranger.
>>2304867
Hey, just a minute ago you said I was fucking you!
353225 No.2304870
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I double down and will cyber blood chan.
edaf77 No.2304871
Anyway, people who seek out sex don't do it because they believe it plays a major role, they do it because intimacy does.
353225 No.2304872
>>2304869
Fuck me then, not sure you would want to fuck ass.
Sorry, I'm drunk. I need to recalibrate myself.
4f2974 No.2304873
>>2304869
I mean yea sure if you don't have the urge to just try it that's fine you might as well wait, but you won't feel endless shame if you just go out and experiment a little either, I'll bet. That's just a preconception you might have.
353225 No.2304874
c23087 No.2304875
>>2304858
why is she crying? ;__;
>>2304860
I don't know what the heck is wrong with them. I take them long walks, I play with them, feed them, I make time for them. I'm not like most people to are on their darn phones all day and never play with their babies
>>2304861
First of all that sounds expensive >_<!!!
c23087 No.2304876
>>2304871
i want you for christmas
c8ba93 No.2304877
>>2304875
because you won't give her a collar
4f2974 No.2304878
>>2304875
Nothing is probably wrong with them, just don't make sudden movements or have them cornered against a wall, they don't like that.
353225 No.2304879
>>2304875
Mad Milk. Bacardi and your milk for breakfast. Would fuck you right up.
edaf77 No.2304880
>>2304872
I don't mind.
>>2304873
It's not a preconception, Terrance tried to have sex with me and because he was just a stranger I suffered an anxiety attack that hurt my entire body.
>>2304874
>>2304876
Fight over me.
4f2974 No.2304881
>>2304880
Yea well you aren't going to know if you can get past that with ANYBODY until you try and successfully do it, regardless of how you feel about them. Everyone is nervous their first time besides mindless children who fuck out of not knowing any better.
8dd6f4 No.2304882
I'm back, guys!
Did you miss me?
...course you did! Thanks!
4f2974 No.2304883
>>2304882
Who? Didn't Naruto end like forever ago, why do you still look exactly the same in Baruto. AGE.
edaf77 No.2304884
>>2304881
We tried other days too. I have too much anxiety to let a stranger touch me. I can't even stand to have someone look at me naked.
353225 No.2304885
>>2304880
>>2304880
Talk to bloodchan about your problems, see ifyou get a better response. Otherwise, I'd fight for you. We shall bleed for our nonsense.
4f2974 No.2304886
>>2304884
Well pal, that's going to cause a loop, and it's going to make it harder for people to get closer and see you in the first place. I mean it's okay to take things slow at first but people tend to move at a certain speed and you have to keep up.
353225 No.2304887
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This is my shit. Can't compete but I can offer an alternative.
353225 No.2304890
>>2304882
Never heard of you, you came at a particular time. I'm drunk, bolster each other, let the nonsense flow
edaf77 No.2304891
>>2304886
It's not so ludicrous to need to have feelings for the person, to have it be someone you can trust.
>>2304885
I actually love Blood, she makes me laugh every time.
8dd6f4 No.2304892
>>2304887
I opened the vid and my cat freaked out.
353225 No.2304893
>>2304891
Easnt me to continue? I feel I should go to bed.
edaf77 No.2304894
>>2304893
I won't mind if you do, do what feels best.
8dd6f4 No.2304895
>>2304889
>>2304890
Kenzabi, the narutard
You'll get to know me better.. when you're alone, naked and tied up in my basement.
353225 No.2304896
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I AWAKEN
>>2304894
I'll go harder.
4f2974 No.2304897
>>2304891
That all depends on how the individual forms their conception of trust
c23087 No.2304898
>>2304877
but... cats don't even listen...
I don't think I want one...
>>2304878
but I want to pet them so much ><
>>2304879
are you talking about tiddy milk?
353225 No.2304899
>>2304895
>>2304895
Better tied up in a basement then abusing ecstasy and going nuts on the interwebs.
edaf77 No.2304900
>>2304896
Yahoo!
>>2304897
So far I've hung out with my friends irl for a whopping three days ever, how much trust could have I possibly formed so quickly?
353225 No.2304901
>>2304898
No, mix barcadi with milk and it makes mad milk
c23087 No.2304902
>>2304880
I get what I want
and right now i want you
4f2974 No.2304903
>>2304898
you shouldnt try to hug a dog from behind either
a86121 No.2304904
>>2304895
Imposible. You are already tied up in mine.
4f2974 No.2304905
>>2304900
And how do you create opportunities to build trust without having it?
c23087 No.2304906
>>2304882
Rokudaime Kakashi-sama!
c8ba93 No.2304907
>>2304898
you just met one that does
353225 No.2304908
I'm done, I'm sorry, gotta go to bed.
Go nuts in my honor.
edaf77 No.2304909
>>2304902
You really are a slut.
>>2304905
I signed up to college to get a degree to have a job to save money to buy a plane ticket to increase the number of days!
edaf77 No.2304910
4f2974 No.2304911
>>2304908
goodnight scanner
8dd6f4 No.2304912
>>2304899
My dungeon is not one you'd want to visit.
you'd be limping for months.
4f2974 No.2304913
>>2304909
You can't get the exp bar to go up till you start going out there and hanging out with people irl, I promise it will get easier as you learn to pick up on social cues if you end up in those situations like it did for me.
edaf77 No.2304914
>>2304913
I'm not autistic, I don't have trouble picking up cues. I just don't know what to say because I'm uncomfortable using Spanish and the whole thing gives me anxiety and paralizes me. You know this.
a86121 No.2304915
>>2304914
To be honest your kind of broken English was adorable back when I started posting.
4f2974 No.2304916
>>2304914
It's not just having trouble with cues, they also tend to have trouble acting on them and reacting to them. Not calling you autistic, just in their defense. Dan Harmon is the kind of person who could recognize your cues but also just be so disconnected from you as to feel alienated.
15bdf5 No.2304917
edaf77 No.2304918
>>2304916
You assumed my hangups with sex were preconceptions without experience, wrongly.
You assumed my problems during sex were only during the first time, wrongly.
You keep assuming. Can't you take my word that I'm trying all I possibly can?
>>2304917
Shut up.
4f2974 No.2304919
>>2304918
I'm not telling you to go out and have sex dude, I'm just saying relax and you'll be fine when you get more experience to try stuff out at your own pace.
15bdf5 No.2304920
edaf77 No.2304921
>>2304919
My friends live in America. If they ever visit it'll be like Terrance, only for like three days. I don't think I'll ever have the chance to go at my own pace. You have to accept some people won't catch a breath.
4f2974 No.2304922
>>2304921
It feels more like you are making excuses for yourself, you have come to your own conclusion that no one there will ever work, and you have also decided that you will never make it here. If you want to save money and come to America, cool, But I don't agree with you that it is the only realistic solution to your problem. That being said, I don't want to drag the discussion about it on further if that is something you aren't comfortable with.
ff0ee8 No.2304925
4f2974 No.2304927
edaf77 No.2304928
>>2304922
Nothing feels worth the pain of anxiety.
15bdf5 No.2304929
>>2304926
Not at all. I am only interested in his brother.
4f2974 No.2304930
>>2304928
Well, nothing will ever be worth that pain if you don't overcome it to make whatever can happen, happen. I know it's grossly simplistic to say it like that but, there definitely isn't any getting around it.
I think you can make it though Martin.
ff0ee8 No.2304933
>>2304927
A beach's berm is a particular bulge which usually represents the highest high tides you'll get with no water flowing over it.
In particular seasons storm surges will destroy the berm and you'll get a flatter beach
39103b No.2304934
4f2974 No.2304936
>>2304933
???????
uhhh thank you for the information
edaf77 No.2304938
>>2304930
I'm trying out my eighth new brand of pills next week. Maybe that'll work. "leaving the comfort zone" scenarios of make it till you make it don't work on me.
4f2974 No.2304939
>>2304938
You'd think your brain would run out of "fucking panic juice" after pumping it through you for so long.
39103b No.2304940
>>2304937
Just being adorable and such, you?
edaf77 No.2304941
*fake it till you make it
ff0ee8 No.2304942
>>2304936
anyway
where's Bern
edaf77 No.2304943
>>2304939
That's like saying "youd think depression would get tired of making you feel unmotivated"
15bdf5 No.2304944
>>2304932
Well, he is not riddled with these problems.
39103b No.2304945
>>2304944
What's wrong with Wish?
c8ba93 No.2304946
>>2304940
doing the same thing but it's getting boring
15bdf5 No.2304947
>>2304945
I am trying to avoid being pierced by a katana.
4f2974 No.2304948
>>2304943
Motivation isn't something you inherently have though, it's something each person has to make, like motivation is not easy to find. I have no doubt there are chemical balances in your head, it was a joke in poor taste to imply it would run out.
4f2974 No.2304949
39103b No.2304950
>>2304946
Yeah, I know what you mean.
I slept for like 14 hours and I wanna go back to bed.
>>2304947
Just don't do anything stupid :3
4f2974 No.2304951
>>2304942
you're joking right
edaf77 No.2304952
>>2304948
Yeah...
Anyway even if I went outside and met people from my country I'd compare them all to you
15bdf5 No.2304953
>>2304950
It is almost like you have not known me for six years.
39103b No.2304954
>>2304953
Have I ever pierced you with a katana?
c8ba93 No.2304955
>>2304950
I went to a friends house and fell asleep last night then I walked all the way here and went back to sleep
missed a christmas party with my mom's side of the family which kinda sucks tho
15bdf5 No.2304956
>>2304954
Only with words.
39103b No.2304957
>>2304955
Poor Neko :(
>>2304956
Like when?!
4f2974 No.2304958
>>2304952
That is a problem, cultures are very different and you can't just compare them to your friends from other parts of the world willy nilly. But it's also problematic that you grow up on the internet and feel uncomfortable, or even worse, dissatisfied with your own culture, that's undeniably a problem. But all you can do is wake up in the morning and keep trying you know, same as the rest of us.
edaf77 No.2304959
>>2304958
All of that is true, but I didn't mean they wouldn't be American, I meant they wouldn't be you
c8ba93 No.2304960
>>2304957
not poor
I just got paid
39103b No.2304961
>>2304960
Oh, buy me a Christmas present! :3
4f2974 No.2304962
>>2304959
Darwin and blood-chan were right, you would be a christmas present that would be worth wrapping up and sticking under a tree.
c8ba93 No.2304963
>>2304961
We'll see wishy
I gotta go
bye bye <3
edaf77 No.2304964
>>2304962
God
That makes me want to cry
15bdf5 No.2304966
>>2304957
Like one of those times you say something funny but also painfully true.
4f2974 No.2304967
>>2304964
Feel better if you do.
39103b No.2304968
>>2304966
>you say something funny
Do those happen?
15bdf5 No.2304969
>>2304968
What do you mean? The pizza delivery story is a classic.
15bdf5 No.2304974
>>2304970
Well, you asked.
39103b No.2304976
>>2304973
Cute vampire.
>>2304974
Where's my katana?
>>2304975
db3db2 No.2304977
>>2304976
sadly its over, i need to read the manga but its a ４コマ
ive been too busy to actually watch the last episode
39103b No.2304979
>>2304977
Eh, there were series I enjoyed more.
>>2304978
db3db2 No.2304980
>>2304979
the writing wasnt amazing i just liked the cute vampires
39103b No.2304981
>>2304980
Of course, I bet you wished she'd bite you.
db3db2 No.2304982
>>2304981
you wouldnt want to be turned into a vampire?
4f2974 No.2304983
>>2304980
It's always one or the other isn't it? It always seems so hard to find something with both good writing and cute character designs.
db3db2 No.2304984
>>2304981
>super manio
are the subtitles afraid of being sued?
>>2304983
slow start was quite enjoyable, the humour was really good
except a lot of it involved japanese word play/knowledge of japan so im not sure how enjoyable it would be for an english speaker
39103b No.2304985
>>2304982
No, why would I?
>>2304984
No, that's just what she said.
4f2974 No.2304986
>>2304984
a lot of subs do a good job of explaining the jobs but at the expense of ruining them, any joke explained is not funny
4f2974 No.2304987
db3db2 No.2304988
>>2304985
you can stay forever young with me
>No, that's just what she said.
i thought she said mario when i watched but maybe i just didnt pay enough attention
db3db2 No.2304990
>>2304986
thats what i mean, theyre not that funny if you need a long explanation on what a word is
ff0ee8 No.2304992
39103b No.2304993
>>2304991
Life is boring, I couldn't do it for 400 years
db3db2 No.2304994
>>2304993
you can always step into the sunlight when its time for that
39103b No.2304995
>>2304994
I would have done that last week.
db3db2 No.2304996
>>2304995
thats why you sleep during the day as a vampire ばか
4f2974 No.2304997
>>2304992
Bern hasn't been here for two years two years ago
39103b No.2304998
db3db2 No.2304999
>>2304998
then you wouldnt go outside in the sun?
39103b No.2305000
>>2304999
I would have done it anyways.
f5675c No.2305003
28e99b No.2305005
>>2305003
Bing bong these
>>2305004
That's a penis
f5675c No.2305007
4f2974 No.2305008
>>2305006
i mean if no one else wants to use them
39103b No.2305009
05d0a2 No.2305011
High as balls and tripping. Just weed but l;ol
db3db2 No.2305014
i have no idea what you said
05d0a2 No.2305016
>>2305014
I speak the language of the meme so the nongaijen can't uncommunicate
In other words ilu
05d0a2 No.2305017
>>2305014
in other words
Fear me
05d0a2 No.2305018
Fear what you love, fear what you do not understand
55f4ea No.2305020
u doin me a frighten fren
39103b No.2305024
39103b No.2305026
6d71a0 No.2305027
>>2305024
That's not me though
39103b No.2305028
>>2305027
Well yeah, but I don't like giving people what they want.
d4db3c No.2305031
Maybe you should get some help.
05af26 No.2305033
>>2305030
wanna commit double sudoku
6d71a0 No.2305034
>>2305028
sometimes it's ok. change things up sometimes
d4db3c No.2305035
And i'm no ones mental crutch.
39103b No.2305036
That's why I don't talk to you :^)
>>2305033
Yeah, sure.
>>2305034
You can be honest and say you enjoyed getting e-fisted by me.
05af26 No.2305037
>>2305036
I'll be romeo, you can be Juliet.
d4db3c No.2305038
He says while talking to me almost daily.
I gotta think about this one for a little.
39103b No.2305039
🤔
>>2305037
See I was more going for you being Dazai and me being Atsuhi.
05af26 No.2305040
>>2305039
as long as I'm dead.
db3db2 No.2305041
i thought of dazai as 太宰治, but you obviously didnt mean him
05af26 No.2305044
>>2305042
how do you wanna do it
db3db2 No.2305045
>>2305042
oh you were just showing me the show you meant, its confusing that his name is spelt the same as the dazai i was thinking of
39103b No.2305046
>>2305043
I was just showing you the Dazai I meant.
>>2305044
I didn't think this far ahead.
>>2305045
Oh, yes.
I didn't think there were multiple spellings of it.
db3db2 No.2305047
>>2305046
there isnt but his first name and family name are the exact same, kanji and pronunciation
i think the anime character is probably inspired by him
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%A4%AA%E5%AE%B0%E6%B2%BB
japanese author from 1930-1948 who killed himself
39103b No.2305048
>>2305047
>6月13日に玉川上水で、愛人山崎富栄と入水した。
Yes
05af26 No.2305050
>>2305046
let's invade north korea with Nerf guns.
39103b No.2305051
>>2305049
I was just quoting the page!
>>2305050
I uh... I don't think that'd get us killed, only put in jail for life...
db3db2 No.2305052
>>2305051
>just quoting the page
this is why i dislike english
your yes can mean several things
05af26 No.2305053
>>2305051
man, I can't even kill myself properly.
i can't do anything right.
39103b No.2305054
>>2305052
I meant: "yes, they based the character off this guy"
>>2305053
*pet pet*
Poor Nezi...
db3db2 No.2305055
>>2305054
i didnt even think about that option
i dont remember dazai drowning/trying to drown, maybe i forgot about it
39103b No.2305056
>>2305055
One of the first scenes in the series is Atsuhi finding Dazai floating in a river...
db3db2 No.2305057
>>2305056
oh right, its definitely a reference
i forgot about that scene but i remember it now
39103b No.2305058
>>2305057
I convinced my friend to start that series the other day.
db3db2 No.2305059
>>2305058
Is he someone I know?
Or just a weeb friend from that anime site
39103b No.2305060
>>2305059
No like, an actual IRL friend.
I have those too y'know.
db3db2 No.2305061
>>2305060
have they seen much anime before?
>I have those too y'know.
まじ？
39103b No.2305062
>>2305061
Mostly just shounen trash.
Things like Naruto, Black Clover, MHA, Dragon Ball.
I guess some other things like Fate and Angel Beats too.
>まじ？
なにそれ？
db3db2 No.2305063
>>2305062
so just the usual mainstream things
aside from angel beats
>なにそれ？
"really?"
39103b No.2305064
>>2305063
Well Angel Beats is highly praised for some reason and it's one that gets commonly recommended.
>"really?"
Yes, but why
db3db2 No.2305065
>>2305064
did you not like it that much?
i didnt know it was recommended that much in the west, but i wouldnt really know what is other than the obvious ones
>Yes, but why
まじ卍
39103b No.2305066
>>2305065
Not really, it was like a slice of life that tried to be emotional but then just didn't.
Anyways, bed time. Night night
20831f No.2305069
>>2304817
Here's a tip. On a roulette wheel bet on only red or black. You have about a half half probability of winning. Have a set safety limit. Start with 1 and keep doubling until you hit a win or your limit. If you get a win then switch colors and go back down to one. If you hit your limit you're done. Stop when you reach your desired amount if you get that far.If you don't think you can do it either do to lack of confidence, lack of understanding of blackjack, or general uneasiness with this strategy then please don't try. I assume no responsibility for what is well known has a GAMBLE. That said, you only have to hit once every six times (if under 100 limit for example - 1+2+4+8+16+32=63) to keep winning. Has far has I know this is legal and I assume no responsibility for whatever weird fucking law would make it illegal (you just know some place would try to ban it). This vid will explain the math behind roulette: https://youtube.com/watch?v=pYKcPL0N9QQ
Remember there are more legit ways of making money with long term effort: https://7chan.org/jew/res/387.html#i387
I had to offer advice. I just can't stand to see a nigga suffer.
a86121 No.2305070
If you aren't playing Blackjack and counting cards on Gaia Online's minigames then you aren't actually gambling.
20831f No.2305071
>>2304817
Also don't take peeps money to gamble. Use your own. And the roulette strat is meant for american roulette. That might create a problem for you in Britbongistan.
20831f No.2305072
>>2304817
Let me rephrase that. It won't work on your country's roulette, but if you find yourself in the US you're in luck. Please don't fly to another country on something you're not 100% sure you want to and can reasonably do. night
4d186b No.2305073
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I didn't know this song existed until the other day and I love it so much
>>2305070
Does going to a family owned casino count? Asking for a friend
d4db3c No.2305074
I bet you think you're a bad motherfucker.
a86121 No.2305075
Not mothers.
I just fuck dogs.
4d186b No.2305077
Why did you delete your discord? :(
d4db3c No.2305078
Bad dog fucker.
>>2305077
I had a few hundred people add me in a discord server I was modded in.
I just made a new discord instead of deleting all the strangers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10JW2ibJmCM
d4db3c No.2305080
I don't know why I put that in the front.
4d186b No.2305081
>>2305078
Makes sense
That song is well made lmao
4d186b No.2305082
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
tbh I meant to message you something the other day when I noticed you deleted it but didn't feel like coming here to ask and now I forgot
oh well
d4db3c No.2305083
It probably wasn't important then.
4d186b No.2305087
This is wife material right here
I need a slav wife like thissss
Goodnight
7b0aeb No.2305089
fd12dc No.2305090
>>2305085
this ass sucks shit
d4db3c No.2305092
I like dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets.
fd12dc No.2305093
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d4db3c No.2305099
I hate this hit or miss garbage.
4d186b No.2305100
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
oh btw i couldn't sleep because i didn't try
>>2305099
this is the best hit or miss
i would wife this girl in a heartbeat
fd12dc No.2305101
>>2305094
What's up, faggot?
d4db3c No.2305103
>>2305101
I played Atlas for like 4 hours today.
4d186b No.2305104
d4db3c No.2305105
>>2305104
Watching people type out hit or miss jokes here made me hate it even more.
It hurt my eyes
80a8f8 No.2305106
>>2305097
Its just a thing!
d4db3c No.2305107
>>2305106
I confused you with Squiddy for a second.
80a8f8 No.2305108
>>2305107
You have been fooled!
FOR I AM THEE!
4d186b No.2305109
>>2305105
You should get your eyes checked out
Hey if I come down will you teach me to tread water
fd12dc No.2305111
80a8f8 No.2305112
>>2305110
Fooled once again!
I WAS NEVER THEE!
How are thee?
d4db3c No.2305113
>>2305109
Can you now swim ?
>>2305111
You can give yourself custom tattoos
I saw someone with a swastika on his forehead
>>2305112
I should probably be asleep but i'm not
other than that i'm fine
4d186b No.2305114
>>2305113
I can swim, learned that real quick living on an island and going to pools and the beach most days but I never actually learned to tread water so I just sort of look like an idiot.
:(
80a8f8 No.2305115
>>2305113
Nigga sleep is good for you, unless you're having fun.
My house currently has too many small humans in it, halp
fd12dc No.2305116
>>2305113
So when are you gonna put a dick on your forehead?
d4db3c No.2305118
>>2305116
I didn't give myself a tattoo
I can't draw anything
fd12dc No.2305119
>>2305118
Everyone can draw a crude dick.
Everyone.
d4db3c No.2305120
>>2305119
It would never come off !
db3db2 No.2305121
fd12dc No.2305122
>>2305120
Fine just draw some white squiggles for the cum on your face
>>2305121
Yes you can
d4db3c No.2305123
>>2305122
I'm going to drown myself in a lake as soon as I get on in the morning.
Still not giving myself a tattoo when I make a new pirate.
4d186b No.2305124
>>2305117
That or look like an idiot trying to swim up
Thank you lol
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d4db3c No.2305127
>>2305124
You could also just do a breaststroke kick
its a lot easier to learn
fd12dc No.2305128
>>2305123
Drown in a lake of cum
>>2305125
I was making a statement of your ability, not that you could then get away with it.
4d186b No.2305129
Oh also I don't even swim that often anymore unless I go to California where it's all nice
It's either frozen af here or summer but I get antisocial af during summer and have to be dragged out to do things which isn't often. (Unless I go on a run, mountain climb, or ride my bike, but I tend to go in areas less traveled)
Winter time is a whole different me because I love to do anything and everything.
>>2305127
I'll give that a search too
ff0ee8 No.2305130
>>2305125
So it's okay to draw uncensored hentai as long as you don't plan to sell and distribute it
neat
db3db2 No.2305132
>>2305130
its okay to distribute it too just dont sell it in public, online is usually fine
if you dont make much money no one cares
669a61 No.2305133
Heh, its funny, being a total mess. Heh. Yeet.
btw gas the kikes.
fd12dc No.2305134
669a61 No.2305135
One of the great dramas and shit in my life, is coming to the thread and wondering...
...When will Squiddy and Ban hookup?
Truly, it makes me so sad. Upvote pleassse.
c69f6e No.2305136
I'm starting to think that the art department at DE wants to fuck Warframe a little too much
669a61 No.2305137
c69f6e No.2305138
>>2305137
Digital Extremes
f00990 No.2305139
daddy said onee-chans cum tasted better than mine
fd12dc No.2305140
Why is daddy eating cum
sounds like a shitty daddy
8b3649 No.2305141
Hello friens.
Watcha up to?
80a8f8 No.2305142
>>2305141
Recommend me a manga!
fd12dc No.2305143
39103b No.2305146
You can't hear him scream if it's in manga form.
6d71a0 No.2305147
>>2305146
The same concept is used to molest a Wish by many people.
39103b No.2305148
>>2305147
I would like to read this manga.
ff0ee8 No.2305149
>>2305148
To the drawing board!
6d71a0 No.2305150
>>2305148
What about have the acting part in a screenplay?
39103b No.2305151
>>2305149
Ganbatte Muu-chan.
>>2305150
Why would you play yourself in a screenplay?
6d71a0 No.2305152
>>2305151
at least it would be realistic.
110bca No.2305156
Guess who lost the tournament but happy about it?
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e3de6a No.2305162
If I wanted my own comeback, I'd wipe it off your moms chin
bb27b2 No.2305163
A new thread
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1e1aca No.2307852
>>2304817
One thing I forgot to mention is that the education advice is also for america, so I don't know how well it can apply for brits. Might post in new thread so you can see it.